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~Killz~:
[color=#000030]I take it you've flogged some sense into your mother for raising you an Idi[i]o[/i]t! What tha fcck was she thinking?

For the records, you started the name calling, and imma end it. St[i]u[/i]pid boy with "goatish" tendencies. . .[/color]

class C unfortunate lebanese wannabe g[b]a[/b]y lord, you should be seeking refuge at the horn of this continent. Hope you know that the punishment for offenders is a minimum of 11yrs in jail with hard labour

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Flog your idiota mother first! [/color]

flog you uncooked okoro father next.

Don't allow her convert you to her assignment boyfriend oh. You know she might take advantage of your 'undying love' for her to (mis)use you. I am speaking from multiple experience(s). One more thing : I sincerely hope you won't come here later to cry the way you did when your parents forgot your 22nd birthday.

Don't allow her convert you to her assignment boyfriend oh. You know she might take advantage of your 'undying love' for her to (mis)use you. I am speaking from multiple experience(s)

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]What's with the dumb threads all over the place this evening? It's quintessentially annoying if after a stressful day, one logs on to find bullshit domineering posts! What does the winner go home with? And why for fcck's sake can't some things remain private? [/color]

oya, come flog us nah. Idiota

Chimezie198: ** Rolls wheelbarrow across d thread**

lol.

tellwisdom: Was she a nigerian?? Damn

yes she is. BTW, I don't know how your chi-square test of (in)dependence turned out but I'm preety sure it was a type 1 error.

Sugardiva: Did u just ask me whats with the rubbish i typed considering d above bolded?
Anyways the reason why u responded to my opinion was because i was talking abt men exactly like u. Piece of advise; go upgrade urself. Writting and passing JAMB would be a gud start. When u have, then come and attempt to address me again okay?

you are not an observant person 'cause if you were one, you would easily spot LesbianBoy as the very definition of Mr..Cork. LesbianBoy = Mr..Cork!

Mine was roughly 2weeks after my 20th birthday. Was a 'senior' undergraduate.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu

^^
madam, there is a subset of this forum which is allocated for such. Please click on the 'dating and meet-up zone' link. This thread is for complaint. Thanks.

sexyverah: 25k to marry wife at this jet age..... anyways them b abokis........

what nonsense?! Are they selling out their daughters? Now I see why we still have many bachelors.

@JB, are you the one locking these threads? If yes, how come you are hunting down useful threads whereas, 190's thread is still on rampage? I'm using my phone so I can't post the link.

I loved her but I think it wasn't reciprocated. We quarrelled over finacial issues. If bucks failed me for 15mins, we would quarrel for that 15mins. She openly cheated on me(even in my presense). Was heartbroken many times. Affected my studies, my health, appearance and mental ability. Somewhere up in my head, I realised that I'ld be better off if I let her go. We dated for roughly 4weeks. Do I still love her? Yes I do. Can we date again? No! Maybe we weren't compactible. Maybe it was the price I had to pay for not knowing her personally before dating her. Maybe I judged her based on her looks, attack and defense weapons, . . . IMHO.

Imagine me oh. I dey follow one ORACLE guy dey chat for fb yesterday when we begin dey discuss our nationalities. The guy from singapore. As we dey yun, the guy come talk say our babes go find am hard to marry. As I come ask am sey wetin give am that kain misconception, my guy come post 2 nairaland threads. As I click the 1st one, na this 190 thread show. I no been wan click the second one but as I click am, na one thread wey be like 'women are useless and should only be useful for reproduction'. Na him my guy c.o.m.e tell me say him get more of them. Him ask me say why all our guys just hate our women and why our girls be gold diggers? I just begin dey speak in tongues. I come wish say i get (sex)killz, MBJ, or beaf type of fingers . . . As my guy c.o.m.e sign out, I c.o.m.e swear say I no go ever bash our girls again no matter how I vex.


@seun, which one again come be precipitate? Na c[b]om[/b]e I type. No dey foolish jooh

khukhi: I totally understand you. At times I get the impression that some really frustrated people use this forum to deal with they're personal frustrations you know... Like they have self confidence issues and perhaps being a biatch to everyone else makes them feel better... Some People are empty inside and things like this keep them going. So I guess we should understand that people are different..and @ the end of the day everyone is entitled to their own opinion...no matter how wicked it may be.

#onPoint

khukhi: you never cease to amaze me with your comments.

190, lefulefu, mr..c0rk, tellwisdom, MrBrownJAY and chimezie198 are the main reason I love NL romance section.

Blackteeth: Am a type of guy who doesn't notice ladies or stare unecessarily and stupidly at them like some guys do. Even when I see a lady with physical features worth admiring, I take a quick glance and retract my eyes instantly. Also my rule is that if I have feelings for a lady, she must not notice it from my actions till I approach her and tell her. I confidently toast ladies only when it's necessary and very conducive, and when I get the slighest sense it's not working out well or the lady is feeling disturbed, I withdraw immediately. I can be in a room with a lady for hours and wouldn't utter a single word unlike some guys who wouldn't waste a second opening a conversation with her. So what kind of a person would you say I am?

like blackteeth like dabrake. My exact type of person.

Bros, you are on point. My mindset w.r.t. this forum is what I quoted from your post

bittyend: Whatever happens on NL stays on NL

luckgames: Apples don't fall far from the tree
Family background is very important in Nigeria ( research the family)
Like mother like daughter
You better do your home work

shut up! Stop abusing our mothers. If the child do good thing today, "(s)he took after the father" will be your remark. If na bad thing, "can't you see? (S)he is just like the mother" go rent air. A stup11d mentality you got from your village. Class A primitive oriented niggar.

Chimezie198: Girls eh. . . They always do as if say na dem speak english pass. I met one gurl like dat sha, come see say she dey whin her mouth, i come ask am " hey dis one ur mouth dey very busy, wetin u dey chew nah?" becos sey her frnds dey there, she come dey form nah and ontop of forming she come blow. See wetin she reply " I AM CHEWING CHEWING GUM". With boldness kwa oo!
As a cool guy wey i be nah, i code once unto sey i no wan fall d girl hands nah. But for inside me, mehn Lwkmd!
She get luck sha her frnds were busy arguing over something. If not eh. . . Her name for be sorry dat very day becos dem for laugh craze comot im body.
So girls make una no dey form o! Cos me sabi speak wella!

i swear, you be nairaland revelation of the year

pwuty: No difference, d fact is dat both of dem hv moved on, weda dey hv gotten ova each oda is another thing... For all u know,d gal might still b in2 d guy buh just needed 2 get married.

the difference is that the girl was double dating. She was cheating on the guy. The guy got his new girl after the break up whereas, the girl got her "new guy" while they were still dating.

It's preety cute. Will have it for my friend

It's preety cute. Will have it for my new girl.

chux76: Here's how a man evolves directly following marriage.

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why do you think I proposed?

Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home
After 6 months: BACK!!
After 6 years: What did your mom cook for us today?

Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
After 6 months: Here, for you
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE!

Cooking:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: AGAIN!

New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie
After 6 years: I'm going to watch Super Sports, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself

lol

L.O.L.

Other attitudes are class B. Attitude is class A.