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Prof. Owah:
wounder shal never end oo, may God save us all from dare hand ooo

bros, shey you sef wan follow bomb us nii?

vickniceguy: Where is the beauty of this girl? I dont see it, or did she forget it at home? She might be deaf.. Yes no doubts, but dont say she is the most beautiful.... Or maybe among the ones that comes your way.. Come see Amaka for my street, you go cry to see such an angel deaf... I am sorry girl, you are not as beauty as they claim, dont be deceived. I go tell you the truth.... Victor

haba bros

damola311: Mumu.........did you think d world is 2013 years old?......or haven't you heard about research where they will mention 1 billion years ago?.......say something about it.....and maybe you can explain creation of d world according to uur thought!!!

idiot. If you follow your bible well, you will realize that from the creation of the world till date is less than 7000 years and we are talkin' bout a boat of over 8000 years. Oops, I forgot you are just a church goer.

If number 5 is true, then we can boldly say the creation of the world, according to the bible, is false.

Ever since the day I, out of courtesy, asked someone to join me share my lunch(the food sef small and e for no belleful me.) with the belief he will reply "no. Thanks" . . . but this guy cleared my doubt, arranged a big spoon for himself, devour my food(he was rushing and piling it) and made me curse his generations in my heart(i don almost cry, I wish sey I for fit uproot the baggar head), I made up my mind never to invite someone share in my meal again.

world best

baruten67: I don't think you have something doing for been a national security most you snap the plate N0? check yourself before checking someone everybody is corrupt on there on unique way in Nigeria Idiot go and snap those once stealing with pen in the office na, find sth doing enemy of
progress.

Original baastaad

When the Police Public
Relations Officer (PPRO), Mr.
Benjamin Ugwuegbulam, a
Deputy Superintendent of
Police (DSP), was contacted, he
told the reporter to give him
some time to confirm from the
Divisional Police Officer in
charge of the area.

not when he confirms the incident and then the Oga at the area claims otherwise. . . That's all.

. . . Asked if he sensed any fowl play
with the interviewers, he
posited: . . .

nawah for ncrmonline.com. After, una go follow dey yab Mr. My-oga-at-the-top.

but lefulefu, you no fine oh. nothing you wan tell me.

wasted 12 seconds.

chei!!!!!!!!!!!!1
omo, I read every thing oh.

student10: The kind of guy that doesn't even knw wot he is doin with his life. You put him there and just help him in little ways u can to figure himself out.

Lies. you girls keep the nice guys in the "friend zone" and ball out with the baddazz. well, . . .

tpia@:
thought as long as there's butt and b.reast, you people are good to go.

then stop 'thoughting'

We wrote this STA211 CA 3 years ago and deep inside my heart, I knew I did badly in it. Our lecturer would later do the correction for us, as he got to the third line, I knew I had scored zero(well, only 2 students scored above zero : 0.5 and 1)

I was trying to woo this girl one day. Knowing fully well that maths/stats were her academic weakness, I decided to use that to my advantage. I stressed out the fact that I was very good in those aspect, . . .

Then enter Prince(the class governor). "Guy, take your script oh" was what he said. Deep in my heart, I knew I will brush all my other CAs so I decided to check my score in her presence.



It never dawned on me that the script would be that of STA211. Need I say more?

. . .Please advise me on how i should go about this without cheating on her with the numerous girls lurking around me. . .

guy, clap for yourself.


Idiot.

I swear, the guy in question is a GEJ reetard

I thought we've trashed this topic a billion times.
BTW, why go for a girl who will milk you dry? I fell in love with a girl during my IT days. The love grew so fast and one day during our normal conversation, she told me she was a shopping freak, that she could blow 100K at once while shopping, . . .
Nobody told me to unlove this girl at the spot. I just had to. Yes, the thing pain me die but I knew I was doing the right thing.

Most of the guys are so stewpeed to the extent that the girl in question will give them enough clues that they are chop-my-money girls, yet, we throw caution to the wind only to converge here with silly derogatory inferences. f0ck you.

I dey mad?

Alright, cool story.

















Sha, me no read the tori. I just dey assume sey e go sweet.

Oga, na matrix, line geometry,. . . and some 'raster display' nonsense dem dey teach me here. Infact, I get that test to write on wednesday. #naijaEducationalSystemIsA_Waste.

Debroslink: I CAN'T REMEMBER D LAST TIME A LALIGA TEAM FAILED TO QUALIFY FOR THE Q\F OF CL. SHAME TO THE EPL

2006/07 season. You numskull.

I know we are out but we should bow out with pride.

obowunmi: PUBLICITY STUNT...... RUBBISH.

at least, they did what your pastors couldn't do.

. . .they do not
have a database, oh am sorry
their database is a NOTEBOOK!! . . .

Jehovah Elohim!

Emiru: If you know what it takes to give birth 2 a child after 9 months pregnancy, u won't b askin diz kinda question.

on this thst post
this will be the daftest post on this thread. I still can't see the correlation.

Okija_juju: Please like this if you think the Victim was a fo0l..

unfortunately, no 'likes' for your post.

The straight version.

Mine. not that sexy though
curve version

I thought Ghana would be 2nd. Which kain 419 ranking be dis nah?