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Likes
190, mrCork, lefulefu, tellwisdom : for their funny e-attitude.
Deshclones, anonymus: my right hand
idowuogbo : no comment
MBJ : on point.
Sexkillz : used to hate him but the way he handled coolval222's thread has won my respect & likeness towards him.
Hates
mummy chima : chai!
Mynd_44 : sexkillz wannabe. Oboy, e no fit you jare. Chaff man.

N120/L is the standard price here in uyo(except nnpc). It's even on their metres sef.

Dear baba G, please sentence TBJ's self-styled prophetic probability to everlasting hibernation.

^^
he is back. Yippee

Most annoying . . .

Maybe mynd_44

And i ask again, why keep someone who doesn't want to stay? Dude, pick yourself and move on. Give yourself good reasons to be happy, do not be idle lest you think 'bout her. You should be grateful it's happening now and not after your marriage. One of the finest way to revenge is to prove, later to her by means of calculus, why she was wrong to leave. You, surely, will laugh at the end as we all know the new guy just need a slice of the middle leg juice. Stay alive.

Dude, she applied the attack-is-the-best-form-of-defence tactic on you. I still do not understand why you are trying so hard to force yourself on her when it's quite obvious she do not want you again? Why force a vanPersie to stay when you can easily get a podolski? Few weeks to her wedding and she travelled to another man's place to be screwed('cause nothing you wan tell me sey dem no do that thing there for 4 days. Na merlin dem been dey gist themselves) and you still have the temerity to state here that you're still considering marriage. If she felt bad, why couldn't she communicate it with you? Dude, marriage aint for the silly immature ones. A failed relationship gather more prestige than a failed marriage, besides, she will still cheat on you after marriage, causing you premature death. You should stay alive for those who love you and need you in their lives.

Tascocent: if u are JACK.....Wetin u go du?

i for push rose enter water oh. Abeg rose, answer your papa name

Owolarbie: Na the guy me I go blame e for call panel beater or Capenta make dem slap am I asure say d witch wey dey inside am go comot sharperly

or better still, borrow klitschko's fists

nature-em:
E be like say d juju content no complete

the great okrikpo, the one who crossed 7 valleys, 7 mountains, 7 evil forests and 7 seas. The one who uses the lion's tail to sweep. . .
The juju can't be incomplete.

Dudu_Negro: If saying so is blasphemous, yes Christians should be offended. Is it a blasphemy? Moreover this is released by fellow Jesus followers. You will never hear Muslims blaspheme the person of Jesus....never!

i once saw the below inscription at the banner of a mosque in ijeshatedo JESUS CHRIST BELONGS TO ISLAM. From my enquiries, the people there live in peace. How about cresting MOHAMMED BELONGS TO CHRISTIANITY on a christ embassy's banner and watch their reaction.

Let me not call this a nightmare. I was in yr1 then when i had this dream. Arsenal had signed nasri during the summer and i joined the team by january so the midfield was made up of fabregas, nasri and myself. It was the champions league final and we faced barcelona at santiago bernabeu.
Barcelona immediately opened scoring and eduardo equalised in no time. Soon, barcelona, through etoo and henry made it 3 for them at halftime. We came out stronger in the 2nd half but it took us up till 81mins before adebayor made it 3-2. 90mins will soon elapse and an additional 4mins would be added. Van persie later scored in the 91st mins and with the clock ticking towards the end, clichy wrestled the ball from messi, passed it to me at the middle and in no time, i out-turned iniesta making him appear like a 7year old kid. Immediately, c.ronaldo's long range goal the previous month against porto came to my mind. Remembering fully well that valdes(who i nicknamed '1 good shot = goal') was at the catalan's goal post, i push the ball further, gathered all the strenght i could accumulate to my right foot, blasted a speed-of-light fierce shot but i woke up before the ball went in.


i was forced to walk around campus with a swollen foot for 4 days. I had hit my leg at the iron bunk while trying to kill valdes with my shot.

Does it mean there will be no garri in heaven:-(:-(?
What about kpekusing?

wellmax: TO all bashers (unreasonable too)
You said worse things about D'Banj's Oyato, [color=#419419]but today the song is a hit[/color]. If you are angry, go and sing your own song, or better still- go hug a brand new chinko transformer. Mtcheeew.

Jehovah Elohim. Is it the same oyato/bam-ba-la-la I know?

after, they will store your name as EXPENSES. Omo the fear of that MAGA tagging . . .

as in, you dated her for a while before marriage. yet, you do not know what will make her happy?
no comment

none.

I get turned on when a girl views an arsenal game with me
I get turned on when a girl competes with me in arithmetics
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That's all

cheetah