₦airaland Forum

ebamma: after tonto dike's family picture was uploaded on nairaland's frontpage,i was suprised that the garri i bought for 30 naira was now selling for 10 naira

if you had said any thing different, I would have bought Meat pie for all nairalanders. That is the only thing you know as if there is any correlation between celebrities and cost of garri.

ikennaobi: EIGHT persons including four women have been arraigned before an Apapa Magistrate court in Lagos, for allegedly drinking local gin (popularly known as Ogogoro) and smoking in an unacceptable manner in the public.

Nkereuwen Akpan, 29, James Patricia, 39, Jenifer John, 27, Salami Kazeem, 37, Festus Opara, 35, Princess Pius, 26, Gold Johnson, 27 and John Idoh, 32, were charged on two counts of misdemeanour and unlawful assembly.

The prosecutor, Sgt. Uche Kalu, told the court that on August 14 at 1:20 a.m at Kazuma roundabout, Apapa, the accused persons unlawfully gathered to smoke and drink the local gin in a manner to cause fear and panic in the neighbourhood. Kalu said the offence of the accused contravened Sections 409 and 44(1) of the Criminal Laws of Lagos, 2011.

However, when the charge was read to the accused persons, they pleaded not guilty.

The Chief Magistrate, Mrs A. K. Shonubi, granted them bail in the sum of N20, 000 with one surety in the like sum each and adjourned the matter till September 17.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/8-persons-arraigned-for-drinking-ogogoro-in-public/

calabar man nor dey carry last for that kain thing

but come to think of it, If someone offers you N1b just for one round, won't your mind be troubled? For one to offer me N1b just like that, there must be something fishy.

Obukoogene: you that is writing that our president should declare his asset, have you declare yours? look the shit wey dey your ass before you look another person own or remove the plank that is in your eyes so that you will be able to see another's own

40-man laptop squad member

Larry-Sun:
. . .
Let's know, what turns you on?

Maths textbooks

The sweetest thing i've said to a girl : you had a 'D' in GST122(Philosophy and Logic). I've never seen a girl so happy before.

For those typing "God forbid", you have never been in such a condition. Infact, N1b is too much. A legislator in my state house of assembly once tempted me with N3million and a honda accord 2011 model late last year. It was damned too tempting(a student for that matter) and my friends even encouraged me to do it. "no be just once? E don end after that", they said. Beleive me, I almost gave in but my love for punanies made sure i never went of my trajectory. Besides, I will want more, will want to maintain that status which will force me back to them.

okija shrine

Mynd_44: Am I the only one who thinks Lesbianboy is describing himself?

lesbianBoy is Mr,,C[b]or[/b]k

Super1759: Is OAU a school? Mchewww,anyway congrats bro

is covenant university a school?

I use JIK/hypo. Trust me, it works.

Trying so hard not to sympathize as her dad must have done worse but RIP beauty.

How much will she pay? Rather donate it to the Saudi Arabian king for $20m

*singing in mfm's mood and tone* holy ghost you must do something(2ice)
die! Die! Die! Die! Die!


This nigerian god must answer my prayers

Anonymous rotten van pu[b]$$[/b]y

Distin, please break rvp's leg. Eduardo's callibre of injury.

Emmy9ite: When people say 'love is blind' i just laugh at them coz my love can see without glasses.
Here are three things i can never do for love
-I can NEVER die for love/a girl. (I know Jesus did it for me)
-I can NEVER tell a girl 'I love you more than my mum' (so dumb)
-I can NEVER kneel down and beg a girl. (no matter how the offence is serious)

over to you_

plus i can never abandon arsenal match(es) for a girl.
I can never forget the rules in bold plus the one i added
i can never go contrary to the above.

@roki, thanks a lot

rokiatu: This is gonna be fun. Leggo people!!

Here mine

ex 1: Best thing I never had Beyonce



ex 2: Chris Brown Tyga Kevin McCall - Deuces (Actually I am the villian in this one. Esp Tyga part. It hits me really hard. )


Lets hear yours.

that is the wickedest especially the kevin McCall's part . . . I've got a new chic, and she aint you . . . As for her attitude, i don't care about it but all i'm gonna do for her, you gonn' hear 'bout it(is the lyrics perfect?).

I always disappoint them. The last one happened on her birthday and she was offering nine courses that semester. I bought her nine quality textbooks for her as a gift, wrapped them and surrendered them all to her. Some minute later, i got one of the worst blood boiling sms from her. Deep in my heart, i thought she would love it 'cause in the reversed case, i would be extremely happy.

If a woman wants me to treat her as one, then she should behave as one who deserves and command it. Any woman who raises her hand(s) at me will be treated as a gangster. God forgives, dabrake don't.

Yield: You did the right thing by not hitting her back.

orisirisi

Life has taught me what my mum had already taught me.

Foolish men go after women.
Wise men go after success.
Women go after successful men

my mum sent me the sms but i ignored it 'cause i knew it's a rumour

besides, I can't imagine my phone being down when i need that alarm

When I was much younger(5 - 9), I will be playing with my age grade and all of a sudden, my dad will arrive from work, take me and my elder sister to his room, bring out his board and he will start teaching us simple interest and those business mathematics.
At first, I hated him for stealing my play time but with time, . . . I happen to be one of the finest mathematics/statistics student wherever I find myself.
RIP dad. I love you die

akabiru9: barca for life
am very happy for my club to lunche in my country how can i be part of official members.up barca

typical barcelona fan. this your 'sentenceless sentencelessness' sef eh, . . .