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if you wanna wear g-string, wear it but don't expose them especially the dark-brown-formerly-white-coloured one.

na you pick small top, you look yourself for mirror before you comot. yet, if i dey waka/sit behind you, you go dey drag the top down make imm (un)cover your stuff. kilode?

orisirisi. I thought we are dogs.

Meanwhile, dabrake thought he was the only victim

I do not have time for hard to get girls but I decided I would f[b]uc[/b]k this girl silly and kick her arse out after she agreed to date me.
Her reply to my wooing was ". . . you are not built to my specifications . . . "

ooseven: Random people arguing: "...if to say your mama know say na like this you go come be, she for use you do sacrifice or block erosion"

Jeez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She was with her friends when I went to see her and she was like "you can't spend N100 to call your girl. I'm tired of dating a poor guy like you" and I responded "I actually wanted to buy airtime to call you but I remembered arsenal had a match. That was a better 90mins investment . . ." . This girl para die.


It's of recent I knew how wicked my comment was

was in a football match and there was this girl I had a crush on And unfortunately, she happened to watch this match with a couple of girls, . . . I had the ball passed to me and I was near where she sat so in a bid to impress her, i decided to do this "show me your number" skill.
Unfortunately, I haven't perfected it well so, as I did it, I had completed the first half of the movement. Unto the second half, I stepped on the ball and it dragged my leg to the other extreme, leaving my 2 legs far apart.
I would have loved it that way but It didn't end. My short made that loud "kprrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaa" sound . . . It got torn and my JT was exposing. Na the girls even first me notice am.
Omo, i run comot field oh

yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this our deputy valdes keeper again

thank goodness aagin

this people don dey press us oh

thank goodness.

Emperor5c: I hear say puyol dey beat valdez 4 dressin room nw bcox of dat blue film wey hm act 4 1st leg..
Eeeyah! I pity bros tito abi na kito sef

never sleep without eating cassava bread. Serious

acidtalk: Omo, i might not have a PH.D in that field but i am certainly not a novice.
I could be nice to the extreme but also have a very evil side of me.
As per falling victim for a woman's deceit, i thinks its a very slim chamce she has over me.
I walk in with my both eyes wide open and also take telescope along.

plus binoculars

deluckiest: Na by force? I must to go withdraw my 42M zimbabwean dollars deposit with them before dem kill our women finish. Yeye prostitute bank!

fixed

me like NAYAH

no dispute, my mum. I can always get others