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SportsRe: Mikel Obi Trains With His Family After Retiring From Super Eagles by Dacman(m): 3:34pm On Jul 20, 2019
comshots:
Na poor man sabi knack pass.Na sex be poor man only food for survival.Especially if garri don finish for house.Rich men no get time for sex.Them fit spend well for the wife but when it come to za oza room dem go be lifeless.That is why rich men wives dey call gateman or driver to come massage her back if oga don travel to Dubai for business.
eyah....your journey still long o
SportsRe: Argentina 1-1 Paraguay: Messi Goal Not Enough As Albiceleste Still On Bottom by Dacman(m): 11:05am On Jun 20, 2019
GoTV:
In life you can't have it all. Life itself is full of up and down moments. As great as Ronaldo Delima who won many trophies with Brazil including World Cup, he couldn't win the Champions League which players like Daniel sturridge won recently despite playing for almighty Madrid filled with super stars. Jay Jay okocha as good as he was never won the African footballer of the year award which fringe players like Adebayor and El-hadji diouf won.


Many of you trolling messi's predicament with Argentina are doing so due to high expectations and unimaginable standards he sets for himself. He's a victim of his brilliance no doubt but never forget winning trophies is not exclusive to a player effort. Football is a team sport but i wonder why you all blame messi when he has been unfortunate to be with paper weight team mates. An injured Ronaldo won the Euro cup due to the fighting spirit of the Portuguese players (credit to Eder) after Ronaldo led them to finals with his goals. Same as the recent nations league which guedes delivered and Bernardo silva emerged best player.


Ronaldo is the arrow head of the Portuguese team no doubt but his team mates deliver when he's not in charge, unlike messi whose team mates are big names on paper but play terribly despite his efforts to inspire them to glory. Higuain missed 3 decisive one on one chances against Germany in 2014 finals before gotze scored, chances fringe players like guedes and Eder converted to win Ronaldo the international trophies you all troll about. Everything in Argentine football must not be delivered by messi. It's a games of 11 players so why place the burden on only messi as if Portugal fields only Ronaldo against other teams? When Elder and guedes scored to win the trophy when it mattered most, you guys ignore their efforts and give all praises to Ronaldo. When Argentina team plays badly even if defenders scored own goal all blame goes to messi. Haba guys, what level of hypocrisy?


This is not to defend or absorb messi of his involvement in the failure of the Argentine's team to win a major afterall he missed a penalty against chile in previous Copa finals, but i think we are too harsh on him with unreasonable criticisms.

I hope Majority of you guys criticizing him have achieved all you desire in life? I hope there is nothing again you which to achieve or conquer? Can you have it all in life? No. Even Atiku with all his billions stills dreams of being a president. You can't have it all. Ronaldo is fortunate to be in a team with winning mentality, unlike messi. Despite all Cristiano Ronaldo has won in his career, he would also wish to have a world cup medal which players like Giroud won without scoring a goal. There is always something left to chase and achieve. Despite all this challenges It doesn't dispute the fact that messi is indeed amongst the greatest players to play the game.


Had he naturalized to spain like diego Costa during their golden era of winning euros and world cup, this debate of who the greatest is would have been buried. Even if Argentina wins this year's copa America, you Ronaldo fans will still troll messi to win another international trophy to match Ronaldo's two. Nothing messi does will ever satisfy you people.


He's a victim of his brillance. Simple
you call dimaria,rojo ,aguero,mascherano ,higuain and zabelata paper weight.....Oga go and wash your brain with omo
SportsRe: NFF Releases Super Eagles 23 Man List For 2019 AFCON by Dacman(m): 2:33pm On Jun 09, 2019
bennie1980:
Ighalo. Mikel, Akpeyi and Ezenwa have no business in the team.
please which midfielder is currently more creative in the game than mikel?.... I am waiting
RomanceRe: I Love Her But She Is An Undergraduate And Poor by Dacman(m): 2:51pm On Jun 07, 2019
The way you guys think baffles....you call a 18year old a child!!!.its this mentality that keeps an average Nigerian dependent on there parents while kids in Europe and America break boundaries at that age...black man mentality
PoliticsRe: Fuji Artist, Abass Obesere, Others Defect To APC In Lagos by Dacman(m): 6:41pm On Mar 06, 2019
Good for him
HealthRe: Entrance Of Lagos University Teaching Hospital Will Shock You (photo) by Dacman(m): 9:26am On Nov 05, 2018
onegig:
This is an old pic.

Guy I pass through that road on a weekly basis and what they have in front of the hospital is actually interlocking stones and not coal tar like your image is depicting.

Also those two centre man holes were removed as far back as 4 to 5 years ago sef.

So why are you circulating old pictures?
shut up
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo: I Left Real Madrid Because Of President Florentino Perez by Dacman(m): 8:20pm On Oct 29, 2018
U don't sell the goose that lays the Golden egg
EducationRe: Meet Okorogheye Orisheneye David, 15-Year-Old Who Scored 9 A's In WAEC, 332 JAMB by Dacman(m): 10:18pm On Jul 23, 2018
Hedonisst:
Yeah. Unfortunately 10 years from now when he's a First Class graduate from a top school, Nigerians would ask him: Na by book? How much he get? Falz and Wande Coal would sing "Eni to moo way lo mo wee" (na person wey know way to make money na him sabi book)
The same hypocrite Falz (like father like son) forming socially conscious o, na him sing that kind repugnant song that promotes the materialistic, desperate, and money prioritising status quo.

After all said and done, Nigeria does not appreciate academic brilliance, intellectual excellence, or professional accomplishment of any sort - unless it yields plenty money now now now. According to them, "If you no get money, hide your face". So therefore, I advise my young brilliant friend to start now to focus on making money - by hook or crook - even if it means grovelling before riff-raff in his area to learn "wetin him mate dey do'. Otherwise him name go be sorry.
nice write up bro..it's.a pathetic situation we find ourselves in this country we are really loosing our core values which is a major prerequisite for national growth. ..no hope for this country the way we are going
HealthRe: Early Morning Preachers Have Made My Life Miserable by Dacman(m): 9:24am On Jul 07, 2018
Anigreat:
shocked




Just see this one


Instead of Thanking God that you're hearing the undiluted word of God for free, you're here making noise.

mtchewwwww.
oga u are stupid and foolish and useless. ..undiluted kill u and your future there... .how do we think in this Nigeria sef. ..spits
SportsRe: Ikechukwu Ezenwa Asks Lionel Messi For His Jersey (Photos, Video) by Dacman(m): 10:25pm On Jun 27, 2018
blackgold90:
Lionel Messi is better than the always Real Madrid peppered CR7.There is visually no trophy that CR7 has that he doesn't have, yet CR7 with all his playing have never tasted how FIFA final look like

His first goal at 2018 FIFA World Cup sent fever across Africa and Nigeria resulted in Nigeria exit. While 3/4 CR7 goals were replied by Spain leading to a draw.

Although the ref tried to awarded a cheap penalty against Messi boys yet the super eagles have no ambition.

Now every pained Nigerians is wishing them bad lock in France game, where was France when they where in final of FIFA 2014.


Nigerian super eagles and all group D have made Argentina noticed their flaws early enough.

If you still think France will defeat them raise your hand up, then use that hand to beat your chest and say "I don't believe in nonsense "


Messi is a GOAT
GOAT=Greatest Of All Time
BuddhaPalm:
We tend to lose sight of the fact that football is ENTERTAINMENT.
u just dey yarn full ground. ..u no even come fit pause check if wetin u dey yarn make sense.. .read am again
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: AC Milan Banned From European Football By UEFA by Dacman(m): 10:13pm On Jun 27, 2018
Can't wait for when this European club giants to retake back its position in the football world
HealthDr Bennett Omalu On CNN Amanpour:avoid Playing American Football by Dacman(op): 11:37pm On Feb 01, 2018
Dr Bennett omalu who discovered chronic traumatic encephalopathy was on CNN amanpour to discuss the deleterious effect of American football on it players.
He depicts the spirit of greatness embedded in Nigerians if given the right environment to thrive.
Pix below

CelebritiesRe: Chizzy Alichi Builds A House For Her Parents (Photos) by Dacman(m): 10:48pm On Dec 26, 2017
Lwkmd...the guy na real ozuo
emeijeh:

Must you compare yourself with her?

Do you know if she was busy somewhere while you were snoring on your bed?


I am not surprised at your post, because your name is ozuo (those in Benin will understand)
CelebritiesRe: Yomi Fabiyi In Sex For Role Scandal As Eniola Omoshalewa Eunice Accuses Him by Dacman(m): 10:46pm On Nov 11, 2017
D woman sef....I dey suspect her...with all dis kind of boobs display... Are u sure she is not the one dat seduced d man...
EducationRe: ASUU STRIKE: ASUU Finally Comes To An Agreement With FG To Suspend Strike by Dacman(m): 9:45am On Sep 08, 2017
Make e be so make I for go round up my mata
EducationRe: ASUU To Call Off Strike Next Week by Dacman(m): 10:58pm On Sep 07, 2017
Am hoping o
RomanceRe: Lady Goes Braless, Wears Transparent Outfit In Pre-Wedding Photos With Her Man by Dacman(m): 10:53pm On Sep 07, 2017
How u guys sure its a pre wedding photo shot
EducationRe: Queen's College Orphan Pupil Buried (Photos) by Dacman(m): 9:46pm On Apr 08, 2017
The principal sef...is she a politician?... Which one be enemy of the school again...see wat are politizing a serious situation has caused now...blame her so much for the child death..rip dear...very annoying
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by Dacman(m): 8:54pm On Mar 29, 2017
rychard:
Then other guys dick, did the trick...

Just kidding, but I'll give you one advice for free... and from experience..

Don't ever show desperation or neediness. It's a turn off.. I know it might seem like the world would collapse any moment, but the truth is, that girl has left you long long ago, she was just seeking for an opportunity to make it official.
The only way to regain your self is to become scarce by making yourself useful with other important things.. The world is a fun place, I mean, look around you, lots of women, drinks, food, places, music, Parry, books and friends to enjoy., why would you want to spend this phase of your life in emotional turmoil. I once fell in love with someone, but at some point, I notice thing have started to fade, she later called it off , But on that same night I passed a notice board with a quote from Leo Tolstoy, it's says, " If you want to be happy, be! ". It was a defining moment where I saw that life is to be lived, and every moment, you decide if you want to be happy or not. I bought a guitar and started playing, I started learning programming, I got a new job, I started learning French and swahili, I went into community service, I partied, drank, weed, gambled, made friends, enjoyed life. When she came back begging, I couldn't even remember the break up, we are friends. With benefits now. But guy, don't waste your life, enjoy it., it's just one life and time.dey run.
rychard thumbs up jare...u na real G.,..I too believe u...is a correct guy there,..if j want to be happy,!Be
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Using Another Guy To Play Games With Me by Dacman(m): 8:50pm On Mar 29, 2017
My candid advice...d gal don't love u no more...on to the next one,.....and act like d boss...no let gal break your heart...be strong man
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law Blasts 2 Men Who Said His Daughter Is Obese (Photo) by Dacman(m): 11:39am On Mar 28, 2017
Seyi law baby is very cute...her buccal fat is quite much...it could be like dat in some babies dis is mainly helpful in breastfeeding... Dey tend to collapse wen baby is growing....bet u if dis baby enter church d mama no go see am carry till service e end... Cos dem go pass d baby from one hand to another tire....sweet baby
Nairaland GeneralRe: Very Short Funny Comedy By A Nairalander by Dacman(m): 12:12am On Mar 27, 2017
Rubbish
CrimeRe: Hausa Man's Manhood Reduces At Idumota Market Lagos (Photos) by Dacman(m): 9:52pm On Oct 10, 2016
All dis job men wey full Lagos..hope una hold una wallet tight for d scene of the incident..because all dis na for to take gather crowd before dem start dey pickpocket una...don't joke with Lagos o
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Too Proud To Apologise by Dacman(m): 6:04am On Oct 07, 2016
Mr man seems like u have a very cool wife at home and u guys really seem to love each other...cos u guys are acting like one kind interesting couple...my advice for u...dont push your wife too much...let her be...woman like taking there own decision themselves...not that u shouldn't talk wen things u don't like come up...but don't push her up much...take her out to a lovely place and u guys should sit back and review your relationship with love and kisses and reassurance... I see your marriage overcoming and lasting for long...its a nice one
EducationRe: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Dacman(m): 4:44pm On Oct 06, 2016
Mr issakaba....coined from Mr isiaka...ansar ud deen grammer skul 2000/2006
EducationRe: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Dacman(m): 4:44pm On Oct 06, 2016
Mr issakaba....coined from Mr isiaka...ansar ur seen grammer skul 2000/2006
RomanceRe: Lady Who Exposed Customer Care Agent In Kenya Reveals She Is A Rape Survivor. by Dacman(m): 10:38pm On Oct 03, 2016
The gal just went overboard with dis issue...she should have acted more maturely even though she is trying to find an escape route from her Bleep up with the rape issue...she just went overboard... Definitely she is still going to meet more guys as she proceed in life...she can also allow d rape issue becloud her sense of interaction.
EducationRe: 16 Pictures Some Students Playing Bet9ja Virtual Soccer Can Relate To by Dacman(m): 10:58pm On Jun 04, 2016
Very funny...Na so alabi wan lick all my money finish....Na run I run o
FamilyRe: Wives Kindly Share The Weird Stuffs You Do For Your Man Out Of Love. by Dacman(m): 11:55am On Mar 27, 2016
Chillisauce:
Clean his ear? Burghhhh sad

Pls continue cleaning the ear jor. When he started it you didn't ask for him to say pls because maybe to be iyawo dey sweet you grin
You go see Oba . É never start grin grin
You berra start protesting in twitter so senate will look at the equality bill. If not, Na to clean ear forever and ever.

As per topic...weird stuff? I can't relate sha.
Ok
He prefers me scratch-rub his back. You see goose pimple over his body. I cant see why his hands cant reach his back. sad
One day I was tired he said pls chilli could you help scratchRub the back. I told him to use the style goats uses to scratch theirs grin grin
Just go to the wall and do your thing. Na cuisson him use chase me comot for house. grin
But anyway, as kids became bigger. Na their job now. See them doing back-scratching galore.

One day he ask for the scratchRub again so I bought this scratch that looks like a hand .plastic hand for him grin as a valentine gift.


OP. Go get fowl feather ..choke am for him ear. If he screams. Say sorry. Choke it again. Keep choking it until he gives up on you grin
That's the only way to escape this una own kind of bonding
madam I love u so much...remind me of my mum....lol....especially Dat hand plastic part...she did d same thing
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Diezani’s Husband, Alison-Madueke by Dacman(m): 8:23pm On Feb 17, 2016
EmekaBlue:
chasing old money as num 1 priority while d economy is dieing daily..wht a bckward movement fr d giant of africa
so let's forget d old money abi...ewu...u gree get sense
EducationRe: We Failed, Yet Again - A Write Up By A Concerned OAU Student by Dacman(m): 11:10pm On Jan 05, 2016
Oau and aluta.....its like rice and beans
PoliticsRe: South East Youths: "We’ll Shutdown Nigeria if Anything Ugly Happens to Buhari" by Dacman(m): 9:13am On Jan 05, 2016
Degis:
This is the most childish rant I have ever read on this matter. Who pronounced Dasuki guilty?. Is Buhari now the prosecution and Judge over this matter?. You guys are advocating for a state of anarchy with these hawkish fight against Corruption, which will fail because the kindergaten lawyers in the prosecution cannot effectively argue against bail for Dasuki and his co-
defendants.

The rule of law must be upheld regardless of the situation. You are the only one who sees America as a nation that upholds the concept of rule of law especially in International circles and as such they represent the poorest form of rascality when dealing with other nations
Mr man ur are really dumb...pls read d piece again

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