₦airaland Forum

Tommydare:
Tor. Another news today. Wetin u go talk now? The culprit was caught red-handed and he confessed to it .

Nigerians are so gullible.
See my comments below, especially the encircled.

Banter1:
Yes, I have witnessed it first hand.
I remembered when I went to the market on market day and they snatched this woman's puni it was so funny cause when the woman put off her undies that place was flat sealed like their is no puni at all.

When I click it wants me to confirm I'm not a robot!

Akubude:
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boss i need help

Ok, now I gerrit. You want folks to send you money.
Ok, drop your details

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olaoye2008:
This kind of thing happened In my area few months ago.
It's real ooo don't fall victim before you learn

What EXACTLY happened and how r u so sure it actually happened?

AmazingELixir:



Nairaland and their sensational reportage... The prick snatcher said the joystick will comeback by 4pm by god grace .

I wonder which god he is referring to certainly not my Lovely one true God.

Not only that, he didn't disappear when the guy went to pee. Also, notice how calm they all are? And how did the interrogator and his camera get involved without a crowd?😁
WHERE did it happened? WHEN did it happen. To WHAT AUTHORIY was it reported?!

VoltageDivida:
Unless we see the pix of the man's groin with and without the d!ck we no de believe am

Don't worry. Stay tuned. Bloggers will shortly produce that!

nifemi25:
How did it happened?

jaeyking:
Abeg

This news is quite funny
Like how does it happen

It didn't!
BLOGGERS!

IconicR:
You know say I no dy lie 😂

What did I tell you? I said a couple weeks, it's not even up to 2 days.
BLOGGERS!

wowcatty:
Zombie, do you want me to start reasoning like you liberals who think men can give birth, there's no difference between men and women and a 4 year old can make a decision on sex change operation without his parents? You are super dilusional and deranged

Here it is! I knew it was comming. Guy finds it hard to formulate even new word pattern. He had to repeat exactly what he said before!😁

wowcatty:
Zombie, do you want me to start reasoning like you liberals who think men can give birth, there's no difference between men and women and a 4 year old can make a decision on sex change operation withouthis parents? You are super dilusional and deranged.

Typical example of what I was saying: knee-jerk, total lack of reasoning. I said I was a reasoning, common-sense type of person. Which of those positions is supported by common sense??

wowcatty:
Monkey see monkey do. Zombie copycat, be original.

That's a good one, talking about "original" when he can't even reason with his God-given, basic common sense!

wowcatty:
Deranged Zombie, have it your way and be happy.

Try to REASON sometimes. It won't kill you. Stop being a conspiracy nut case!😆

wowcatty:
People under the tunnels like you can ask around and you will find out about the flood level information being released in America these days. Trump has to be a private citizen on the surface to distant him from everything.

Oh! I keep forgetting that Trump was never a US president, he's one of the Mexican coyotes smuggling illegals across the border.

It will soon make sense to y'all.

My friend go and sit down.
Every "prophet" and pastor prophesied Trump's inevitable 2nd term. And it seemed on track until "the illuminati introduced Covid" just to use it to get him out of office! (You conspiracy nuts eh!)

wowcatty:
You will not understand it, but let me put it this way.

If Trump is in office right now, how would the awakening that is going on ever have taken place?

It's all in God's plan and Trump is an active part of it even right now that "he's not in the office."

Funny guy. Which "awakening"? Was Trump in office before?

wowcatty:
What plan could God not sustain?

Keep Trump in office

wowcatty:
They are not God.

They wanted Hilary to be president so bad, they even played god, but God had a different plan and shocked them.

But God could not sustain His plan. Is that what u saying?

WorldRichest:
Awo was jailed by the federal government, but you are now claiming that a regional governor released him. Don't you think you should return your certificate back to your school?

Mumu, at that point in time Federal Government did not exist in the East. Federal government was Gowon who didn't yet know his left from right. He was 2 days in a position he neither worked for nor asked for.
Besides all this, there were people who participated in Awo's release in the East (or are you saying Gowon went to the East personally and released him?). Those people collaborate Ojukwu's version of events!

youngsahito:
What actually lead to your depression, don't u have friends around or you are been stigmatized?

Could be anything. Sometimes NOTHING, just chemical imabalance

woginid967:
Youre not depressed. You're lonely and you need friends.


Since you refused to state the issues, let me give everyone a hint.


You thought things would go your way, you thought you had it figured out....
Reality set in and gave you a shocker...


Now you're drowning in self pity and soul pain.

Cheer up... God will help you. This is not your end.

See this one. He has the ability to go inside another
man and tell him how he feels. What a super being!

Akubude:
hello fellow nairalanders 07032353341

Hope this helps.
Also stop saying "l am depressed". Say the opposite

Corebelieversfo:
Send a mail.

If he had sent mail you'd have said "show your phone number". Now he put his phone number right on the thread, you want mail! You people eh!

OneCandleAway:
Why didn't he curtail the corruption in lagos? Also when you have a dirty past its easy to be blackmailed. He will want to work but most of the people under him are corruption personified. This will affect him.

You have a point. That's why I said "miracle".
Then again, Awo also became extremely wealthy, with no clear explanation how!

OneCandleAway:
Stop imagining what will never happen. No one will leave a sane society to cone bach to chaos except you're getting into the political class. I know a man that ran back cuz he couldn't cope with Lagos stress, extortion from lastma e.t.c

Don't be so sure. Some of these countries we're running to were in bad shape not too long ago. If a miracle happens with Tinubu, he definitely has to be considered greater than Awolowo

Heffalump:
Tinubu can never be like Awolowo. Concentrate on the question. Awolowo was never a Jaguda man. He was a well bread and seasoned political technocrat what worked with civility and progressive. Tinubu is a far cry from Awo, quote me any day.

See my post below. Add to that the fact that Awo, without any clear explanation how, was mysteriously extremely wealthy!

Don't forget, Awo was never president. PLUS he's one of the past leaders that brought us to this mess. PLUS his famous "starvation is legitimate weapon of war" and £20 policies. PLUS alleged failed coup plotter, who went to jail and ultimately took his own life due to failed coups. PLUS more tribalist than city boy Tinubu who is also a moslem. Bottom line, outside Yoruba land, Tinubu can EASILY become greater than Awolowo.

OneCandleAway:
Becoming president in Nigeria doesn't make you great. Look at Buhari

True, but it doesn't hurt either. Hard to be considered the greatest if you've never been C-in-C

OneCandleAway:
He wants to but can never. In a sane society someone with tinubu background should not even be president. Awolowo uplifted the people. So far Tinubu has only corrupted, brought hardship to everyone

The operative word is "so far". If in time all these his radical, draconian moves actually makes Nigeria a destination country, then he'd be greater than Awolowo.
Don't forget, Awo was never president. PLUS he's one of the past leaders that brought us to this mess. PLUS his famous "starvation is legitimate weapon of war" and £20 policies. PLUS alleged failed coup plotter, who went to jail and ultimately took his own life due to failed coups. PLUS, more tribalist than city boy Tinubu who is also a moslem.
Bottom line, outside Yoruba land, Tinubu can EASILY become greater than Awolowo.
Mynd44, nlfpmod

Basic123:
Pay attention to your grammar more!

Below is what you wrote. Show the error in mine