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Serendipity2023:
Stingy how?

And why do you give them money?

Why not give to hawkers in traffic.

You think those girls appreciate your money?

They don't appreciate anything because they don't work.

Give same money to old women hawking in traffic instead.

I give to those too and I don't go out of my way to give them money, but I've been in situations.
if a wretched-looking girl I wouldn't touch with a pole is desperately trying to sell me mouth for 2K, I'd give her that or more (if she would take it!)

IconicR:
Please notify me when you see one 😂

Notify you? That's a good one. You'd see it before 99.9% of the people!😆

mcquin:
Hahaha. I go prefer terrrible o. But seriously sir, Tinubu hasn't been entirely bad. You can only fault the subsidy removal process and his role in bringing in Buhari.

My brother dollar I was buying for 600+, with Tinubu it's now way up. Favored some tho

Serendipity2023:
HOW I WASTED MONEY ON MouthAction

Some of you folks are so STINGY!!!
And you even mentioned you have money.
I have nothing but pity for those girls, especially the not-pretty ones. I give them money for free if perchance I come in contact with them (though I have to admit it makes them suspicious and sometimes angry, and one or two have actually refused to take free money!)

IconicR:
I'm trying to see if Daddycool will help out in that regards 😆

MySolace:
I dey find am too, halla me if u find am first...

thecommunist:
Not until the day I see picture of the groin areas with no penis before will I believe this sh!t.

It's DaddyCoool Ms. Iconic. Already told you guys, be patient a coupla weeks. Let bloggers do their thing

dontrulee:
It's alright, I understand you brother ☺️
No wam!

Thank you my brother. Thank you very kindly

Depends on what you prefer: terrible or dead.
One is terrible, the other was dead!

AI should be BANNED!

dontrulee:
No need arguing with you anymore.
My reality is different from yours.
No quote me again
You've made up your mind never to believe even if there's evidence and that's your choice.
Bye

If there's scientific evidence and explanation I'd not only believe it, I'd be shouting it from roof tops.

**Oops, sorry o, you told me not to quote you again. Sorry my brother, will you ever forgive me? I'm truly sorry my brother, please find it in your heart to forgive

olaoye2008:
Na real something ooo.
I have witnessed it before.

chigbokingsley:
All those saying it's fake must be the highest hypocrite. It's like saying the devil doesn't have power or it doesn't exit.

Why then do you pray or go to church/mosque as a Christian or Muslim?

Tommydare:
Until one day dem steal ur dick. Continuewiththe oyinbo mentality of yoursanity. Either you like it or not....this is Africa.

a2d3rew:
Come to Lagos State ibeju lekki, we are here suffering with the same thing, there have remove one my brother okada Rider, we carry the Matta go police, money turn everything against us,. Testicles no dey, and we pay 70k,
In 2011 years back,
There's some Calabar people that always go to our side , we give them dogs free, because we are nothing eating dogs, them bring this removal of testicles in our side, there have killing lots of people,
That's in chibok local government borno state.

Ok, okay! We're only humbly asking, how come it happens ONLY in Nigeria?? If you doubt, Google it!

IconicR:
How did you know I'm online 24/7

Psychic. I'm psychic😁

IconicR:
I may not come across it

You definitely will. You that's online 24/7😁

dontrulee:
Okay, keep your knowledge to yourself.
I'm not asking you to believe me, that's your choice.
But man, I definitely know what I saw with my two eyes.
If you don't believe, move on Man.

At eleven years old, huh?
What do you see with your own two eyes in this video below, now you are much older?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m0BHrKpohA?si=OETLBR8xsSspF6pC

IconicR:
help me with it if you can
I want to see it

Just wait a couple weeks. I'm sure bloggers are reading this and getting ideas😎

We don't call their's football in this part of the world, just as they don't call our's football.

As for the quotes, here's a better one:

Try, try, try again, then quit - there's no need being a fool about it

IconicR:
Wouldn't it be very funny to see a penisless man
If you have pictures please show me

In this day of AI? That'd be the easiest thing for bloggers to manufacture!😆

ivolt:
Soon?
You will wait for a very long time!
There is a reason they always focus their camera on the accused and not the victim.

You missed the quip: bloggers will manufacture the videos complete with man before and after dickson was returned! The only tip-off will be that they'd be following the guy with camera b4 his dick gets stolen😆

dontrulee:
No need arguing with you.
If you don't believe, fine.
I know what I saw, abi are you me ni?

I don't have to be you.
I know human psychology😎

Timoleon:
video of the accused does no help really. A video of the missing dick at least while it was missing and what it looked like when it was returned will aid us more

You guys just be tempting bloggers. We will soon be inundated with complete videos of of how dick was stolen and men with nothing down there!😁

dontrulee:
Like I said earlier on, if I didn't see such with my physical eyes, I wouldn't believe such things happen. So I don't blame you if you don't believe

And like I said b4 u r lying. You didn't see a man with nothing down there when you were 11!

Timoleon:
Believe what you will. As of today, no evidence exists. Ikeja is a very busy place and we are in an age where everyone wants to be the one to break the news. Not one person made a pictures or video. Same thing of this Calabar story.

Now you mention it, trust bloggers to manufacture a scenario within the comming weeks, complete with elaborate video evidence from beginning to end!(Somehow they'd know and be videoing the guy b4 his penis gets stolen😆)

ivolt:
This is not a matter of imagination.
Penis disappearing is strictly a process that can be confirmed without stories or hearsay.

Let me guess, the previous victims of the beggar who is known for "taking things" just walked away without protest.
The funny thing is that the powerful crippled beggar didn't bother improving his life after taking so many joysticks!

But you didn't answer the question, MOTIVE! :

Why would someone falsely accuse a helpless crippled beggar whom he had just given money??
And have the scenario repeated by different people. Is there a conspiracy to bring down the pitiful beggar who was already the lowest??

ivolt:
You don't get my point.

100% of the mob have mobile phones with camera and recording app.
Yet, they prefer to tell stores than present evidence of disappeared penis.

And they LOVE putting such things on social media!
Come to think of it, that's the kind of scenario bloggers will manufacture. But we don't even have that

Timoleon:
For over 40 years Nigerians believed India beat Nigeria 99-1. We are a mostly superstitious people.

But that's very different from someone who just gave a beggar money crying that his penis disappeared, and have it happen over and over again.
Curious thing is, politicians who shake millions of hands have their joysticks quite intact. (Then again we don't really know - maybe they’re too embarrassed to admit their penis disappeared!)

Timoleon:
There you have it. Might have started out as one of those stories told to kids so they stay away from strangers. Lady koi koi stories and the rest. All old boarding schools had a lady koi koi haunting their school. It’s a good story that keeps most students in their hostels at night.

But why has that stolen penis scenario persisted though, and seemingly ONLY in Nigeria. You can't just dismiss it like that. There has to be SOMETHING there, or something behind it!

Timoleon:
It’s always easy to video the victim of a mob action. While the videos and pictures of baby hope trended as a witch, no one knew his accusers. Many of course believed the baby was a witch and left it to die. The reason is simple. Superstitions. There are many who hold the superstition that giving a beggar money is risky as ‘most’ beggars are diabolic. It’s either the accuser in this case was superstitious or intentionally exploiting the superstitions of others to rid himself of low self esteem caused by having a micro penis.

By the way google images of micro penis.

I rather Googled images of men whose penis disappeared. The ONLY country is Nigeria😆

Timoleon:
It has because superstitious people will input their superstitions in their children. A few days ago, many adults were celebrating how throughput their growing up they believed India beat Nigeria 99-1. Well into adulthood, there are many who still believed the story.

Take this one below, why would someone falsely accuse a helpless crippled beggar whom he has just given money??
I am a skeptic like you, but there could be things in this universe totally completely beyond even our wildest imagination

https://youtube.com/shorts/LfNAE4K2x2k?si=5IO4OFkNJbUDvp4m

dontrulee:
Call me a liar If you like.
But the time I witnessed it, I was about 12/13 years then and without a mobile phone.
I know what I saw bro, if you like no believe am

But there were cell phones and people love taking videos of such and putting them online. There'd have been hundreds of them by now

plaindealer:
World leaders only

Thus Ghandi below or another one