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Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie Shares Video Of Blindfolded Police Dog Undergoing Training (Pix by daddytime(m): 11:33pm On Jul 18, 2019
Una dey use the dog experiment how una blindfolding trick on Nigerians go work abi...

That dog just dey look una dey laugh because him smart pass all of una combined.

I hope he bites and gives one of y'all rabies..

Nonsense
Nairaland General › Re: FCMB Bank Staff Killed By A Car While Heading To Work (graphic Image) by daddytime(m): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2019
So saddening.

I wish her loved ones the strength to wade through this difficult time.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Seen Bowing Down And Scrambling To Touch Pastor Obinim Daughter by daddytime(m): 8:08pm On Jul 18, 2019
healthserve:
I respectfully agree 100% Sir grin
Hahhhaahha....i respectfully hail you, sir.
Crime › Re: The Cars Seized From El Chapo, Mexican Drug Lord by daddytime(m): 8:05pm On Jul 18, 2019
Hmmm

Nothing vex Americans reach the humiliation of their almighty Benjamin.

El Chapo use their Dollar do table...what an insult.

See the real pepper dem gang
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Seen Bowing Down And Scrambling To Touch Pastor Obinim Daughter by daddytime(m): 8:01pm On Jul 18, 2019
Idiotic asswipes...
Christianity Etc › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Ikhide Ikheloa For Speaking Against The Bible by daddytime(m): 7:55pm On Jul 18, 2019
lexy2014:
Can u help us with a detailed contrary opinion?
Let's just read and have a bit of a laugh over this piece below..

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations.
A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24.
The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9.
The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death.
Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia
(It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
Crime › Re: Olu Benson Lulu-Briggs Death: Ghana Police Begin Investigation by daddytime(m):
Hmmm

Those silly kids are nothing but lazy ass morafucking dickheads...

Why trying to oust a man from a farm he had plowed, planted and nurtured because you feel his present wife would inherit his wealth upon his demise.

If he was smart enough to set up the company you neanderthals are ready to kill yourself over, doesn't it make common sense that his choice for a wife shouldn't be in question especially by numbskulls like you trying to reap from where you hadn't sown.

Useless yahoo yahoo children wey no get head.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Ikhide Ikheloa For Speaking Against The Bible by daddytime(m): 6:38pm On Jul 18, 2019
Mandesz:
let's hear from u what reno sud av said or else u r a hypocrite
Who be this one?
Christianity Etc › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Ikhide Ikheloa For Speaking Against The Bible by daddytime(m): 6:10pm On Jul 18, 2019
healthserve:
I disagree respectfully Sir
No problems sir...we can always disagree to agree that's the beauty of opinions and life.
Christianity Etc › Re: PA Ikhide Ikheloa: The Bible Is A Work Of Fiction, Africans Open Your Eyes by daddytime(m): 5:52pm On Jul 18, 2019
Very sensitive topic to broach with our over emotional religious Nigerians.

I respect the man's guts..
Crime › Re: PHOTOS: Unknown Female Dead Body Found Inside Well In Ekiti State by daddytime(m): 5:38pm On Jul 18, 2019
Kai...

Poor lady...

Too bad your cause of death will remain a mystery here.
Politics › Re: FG Achieving Great Strides With School Feeding Program. (pictures) by daddytime(m): 5:20pm On Jul 18, 2019
Las las...those plates go still end up for the brother dem hand for traffic.

The bowls are multi-functional.
Celebrities › Re: Jada Pollock Claims Her Account Was Hacked, After Dumping Him by daddytime(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2019
Who cares?

Una want save endorsements ba...

Continue dying in silence for the glam and cheese.
Celebrities › Re: Jada Denies Dumping Wizkid, Claims She Was Hacked by daddytime(m): 4:21pm On Jul 18, 2019
Who cares?

Una want save endorsements ba...

Continue dying in silence for the glam and cheese.
Christianity Etc › Re: Reno Omokri Blasts Ikhide Ikheloa For Speaking Against The Bible by daddytime(m):
Rubbish submissions that are refusing to hold any water from Reno.

Every one of his quotations are so flaky and puncturable.

Surely not a good defender of the bible.

E.g

You are not your sins.

According to Reno your sin commits itself and as such is hated by God and not you the "commiter".

A pile of bullcrap..and the usual over emotional religious fanatics are in consonance.

All his quotations up there are simply figments and shreddable I repeat.

NB

For those attacking my submissions above and requesting for me to refute Reno's Bible quotes, well let's enjoy the piece below together...

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations.
A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24.
The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9.
The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death.
Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia
(It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian)
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija: Ubi Franklin "Frodd Comes To My Office To Sell Properties To Me" by daddytime(m): 3:55pm On Jul 18, 2019
Okay we don hear...how many of the properties you buy from am?
Family › Re: My Wife Abandoned Her Matrimonial Home by daddytime(m):
Your whining, lack of balls but enough mouth to engage your wife in a needless banter is the reason why she and her mother have got zero respect for you, my brother.

If you could, just ignore them and forget the so-called wife with her mom.

Na dem go begin beg you say Eleru, wa gberu re o
Education › Re: Children's International School Fees In Lagos That Got People Talking (picture) by daddytime(m): 11:51am On Jul 18, 2019
Costly nature indeed...
Celebrities › Re: Aliko Dangote Hosts Anthony Joshua In His N15.5billion Luxury Yacht – Photos by daddytime(m): 11:48am On Jul 18, 2019
So Anthony is British born?
Politics › Re: Senate Confirms Four Commissioners For NCC Rejected By Saraki-led 8th Senate by daddytime(m): 11:43am On Jul 18, 2019
Let the stamping begin.

Professor Millionaire is only good for a none executive position.

What a shame and clear cut nepotism in full display.
Crime › Re: Internet Fraudsters Assassinate Lawyer For Ripping Them Off Of N18m by daddytime(m): 11:40am On Jul 18, 2019
Well deserved for all involved.

You can't better yourself on the back of other people's sweat, directly or by proxy...life will definitely catch up with you.
Crime › Re: Two Internet Fraudsters Bag 12 Months Imprisonment In Edo State by daddytime(m): 9:51am On Jul 18, 2019
Hungry lazy boys
Politics › Re: ‘I Leave Edo Assembly Crisis To Benin Ancestors’ – Oba Ewuare by daddytime(m):
Ewuare...we the ancestors are tired please, and this seems to be out of our immediate purview...

We need some goats and yams to feed on..

Thanks
Crime › Re: Man Attempts Suicide Over Wife’s Infidelity (Photo) by daddytime(m): 8:04am On Jul 18, 2019
Obote man...

Even the woman go dey laugh you and pray say the suicide no go fail.

Nonsense

When toto yakpa everywhere? Buy one get two free.

See him cheating face wey e dey take shift blame and responsibility.

Be a man and stop blaming innocent village people niccur
Crime › Re: EFCC Gifts Late Alex Badeh's N4.6bn Property To VON (photos) by daddytime(m): 7:59am On Jul 18, 2019
Stealing and piling up for the termites and weevils.

If they should confiscate and share all their houses amongst the citizens who can afford them with legitimate funds, the issue of homelessness and overpriced rentals will be nipped in the bud.
Romance › Re: What I Found After Clubbing With Some Girls.”pls Don’t View If Your Eating “ by daddytime(m): 7:28am On Jul 18, 2019
Even a pig will reject this rope..
Sports › Re: Mesut Ozil Dyed Hair After Losing Bet To Lacazette by daddytime(m): 7:26am On Jul 18, 2019
Mediocres..
Health › Re: Doctors Remove 33 Object Including Razor Blades & A Screwdriver From Man Stomach by daddytime(m): 7:25am On Jul 18, 2019
Yuck yuck...

Robocop
Car Talk › Re: Father And Son Arrested In Raid On Fake Lamborghini & Ferrari Factory In Brazil by daddytime(m): 7:21am On Jul 18, 2019
Lol....see talent.

One wonders how many of these bootlegs would have landed in Nigeria.

Na aircraft me wan begin fake now... grin
Politics › Re: See the hilarious moment indigenes escort Herdsmen out of their community by daddytime(m):
They are all set for a very longgggg trek. I just hope they won't be leaving behind a trail of pain in their tracks as they journey on.
Travel › Re: Many People Feared Dead As BRT Bus Catches Fire In Lagos by daddytime(m): 7:04pm On Jul 17, 2019
K
Romance › Re: Please Save My Relationship by daddytime(m): 5:56pm On Jul 17, 2019
Hmm

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