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 Health › Before You Wear That Dirty/torn Underwear! by daewoorazer(op): 12:01pm On Sep 04, 2018 |
1. What if you faint? Auntie, I do hope you have seen someone faint before, especially on a miniskirt. All your asset will be on display and no one will even care. Oh, we will care after you’ve been resuscitated and we’ll be like fine girl like you, ‘na so so yanmayanma underwear dey rush you’. 2. In the case of an accident: Bro, your banging suit will be ripped open by road safety officials or by doctors with the help of a scissors. Don’t nauseate the medical team with the sight of your dirty underwear. 3. What if he/she surprises you: Ladies, that to-match bra and panties shouldn’t be limited to dinner/dates when you are definitely expecting a royal rumble, we guys love surprises! Don’t exterminate our surprises on reaching that juncture! We don’t want to see holes big enough to accommodate a cucumber OR have the feeling you are wearing ripped panties (at least not yet in vogue). 4. What if you are careless: The arm of some bra/singlet is enough to send shivers down your spine. Some in their mind think they are hiding it but when they are lost in conversations, you know the rest! 5. In an emergency: After a heavy downpour, a random driver splashes dirty water on your white, starched shirt, a Good Samaritan offered to bleach it up for you but the fear of your dirty singlet won’t allow you, you are on your own bro! Bonus: It is only hygienic and logical to wear neat underwear per occasion, this is good for your privates, health as a whole and your overall confidence! Lalasticlala Mynd44 Read more educative articles below. Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/04/before-you-wear-that-dirty-torn-underwear/ 1 Like
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| Romance › I Used To Have 2-3 Rounds Sex With My Elder Sis Per Night,now A Reverend In View by daewoorazer(op): 5:02pm On Sep 03, 2018 |
As shared by the twitter user himself, he was 18 years and his sister was 23 years as at the time. Trust twitter users, they reacted as expected. See pictures after the cut: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/03/i-used-to-have-2-3-rounds-sex-with-my-elder-sis-in-a-night-now-im-studying-to-become-a-revd/
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| Health › Re: Urgent Yoruba Name For Bonni And Cloves by daewoorazer(m): 8:21am On Sep 03, 2018 |
Fatasy:[color=#995500] What is that? Maybe u don’t have the correct English name [/color] |
| Health › Re: Urgent Yoruba Name For Bonni And Cloves by daewoorazer(m): 7:57am On Sep 03, 2018 |
Fatasy:[color=#995500] We call clove kanafuru [/color] |
| Celebrities › Re: 'Some Actresses That Came For AMVCA Are Still Stuck At Eko Hotel'-Comedian Arole by daewoorazer(m): 5:52am On Sep 03, 2018 |
[color=#995500] Bird bawo? And you want to make heaven like this? [/color] 61 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Yaya Toure Signs For Olympiacos Again! by daewoorazer(op): 5:48am On Sep 03, 2018 |
As shared by the official twitter page of Olympiacos: See pictures after the cut: Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/03/yaya-toure-is-back-in-olympiacos/ 1 Like
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| Politics › Nigeria’s ULTRAMODERN Toilet In 2018 VS Reality! by daewoorazer(op): 5:29am On Sep 03, 2018*. Modified: 5:50am On Sep 03, 2018 |
The difference is clear biko. This is a huge project to a local government chairman, in fact, properly commissioned few days ago: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/03/nigerias-modern-day-toilet-in-2018-vs-reality/
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| Romance › 7 Observable Ironies Of Life by daewoorazer(op): 5:14am On Sep 03, 2018*. Modified: 6:46am On Sep 03, 2018 |
PS: these are just observations to entertain one another; it is however not always this way! Thank you! 1. Short statured guys and their love for BBW: Maybe, just maybe it’s a curse but all my short-statured friends will never date someone their size, not even for a day. Their love for sizes that will shorten their lifespan is forever their desire. Kilode?! 2. Extremely religious Alfas and their extreme intelligence in western education: I am a social person, to me, I am first a human being before religious comes into play, hence I don’t choose my friends based on religious differences. However, most often times than not, the Alfas I have known as friends or as strangers, well versed in Quranic virtues are brilliant in matters of the western education. They lead in mathematics, physics, biology et al way back in high school and even those tough courses in tertiary institutions. Maybe it’s just me, maybe but I don’t wanna believe so! 3. Plus sized individuals and sonorous voices: Ron kenoly is a very good example! How about Jill Scott? Mo’Nique? All my life, my experiences, I can say ‘All plus-sized are good singers, but not all good singers are plus-sized 4. Clergymen’s kids and all forms of vices: Not referring to any religion in particular, you must have had your fair share! Sons and daughters of religious clergies are often rebellious! 5. Physical impairment and extreme intelligence: A physically impaired individual has high chances of identifying a colleague/Neighbour from afar than an able individual. Research has it they make use of their sense of smell, touch etc to make up for the singular impairment. 6. Slim individuals and love for huge meals: Some slim individuals can finish a meal meant for 4 people; don’t underestimate them. No matter what they eat, how huge it is, they will never get fat. They can grub your food budget meant for a month in a week. No they ain’t wicked, that’s their nature! 7. Professor’s kids and their love for music/art/football: This is the worst nightmares of known emeritus and professors, like it’s a way to punish them. You would see the daughter of a medical professor saying ‘dad, I want to be a musician’ and the dad will be like ‘is your head paining you’? Bonus: This shoutout is to all academics out there, music, art and football isn’t a part of our world to be seen as negligible, it is as vital as medicine, law and every other meaningful career path. Let your children follow their hearts! Lalasticlala Mynd44 Add yours in below: Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/03/5-observable-ironies-of-life/ 1 Like
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| Crime › Re: 30-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling 13-Year-Old Girl In Ogun (Photo) by daewoorazer(m): 10:31pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
[color=#995500] 30 years old my as$ [/color] 18 Likes 1 Share |
| Health › 5 Reasons To Wash Your Hand Before Eating by daewoorazer(op): 11:45am On Sep 02, 2018 |
We are gonna be discussing solid reasons to wash our hands before handling our food. No we are not germophobes, but it is only reasonable to wash our hands to avoid food poisoning stories that touch. Most often than not, we lie against food vendors saying we had been food-poisoned following our visitation, but it is not always their fault. 1. Hand railings: All thanks to reflex, we tend to want to control our move up or down the stairs and hence, we hold tight to hand railings accompanying such stairs. Don’t get it twisted, I ain’t judging you, I also do it but once I realize that, I get my hands washed at the next available opportunity. 2. Car seats: Our buttock cracks is a home to loads of intestinal and faecal bacteria, should we also add sweats from the buttock cracks or the extremely dirty cracks of some unhygienic individuals. Cab drivers will never send a potential customer out because he/she is dirty, the job to protect yourself lies only in your hands. Don’t forget the secretions that often leak out of some orifices. It is not always necessary to rest your hands on the seats! 3. Hand shakes: Shaking hands is inevitable if you are a social person or work in a public place, however, be bold enough to shake, be wise enough to wash before eating! Some individuals are not shy of visiting their privates with their hands without caring if someone watches or not, how about their buttock cracks too? Picking of their nostrils is a common act too, don’t be too lazy to wash! 4. Public doors: This includes car doors, bank doors and any public door you can imagine. An average hand is a home to hundreds/thousands of bacteria; each time a hand grabs that handle, he/she deposits microbes and picks up some, now multiply that with hundreds/thousands of individuals holding same in a day. Washing your hands is never an option! 5. Bills/Notes: Some aprons (igbanu) is dirtier than a mad man’s underwear. Clients of fish and locust beans vendors can relate. Sad enough, those bills you hold daily also pass through these dirty aprons. These bills are also held by the mentally unstable people and they carry out transactions too; if you know, you know! The worst thing that can happen to an individual is sticking a bill in your mouth! Lalasticlala Mynd44 Learn more educational articles below: Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/02/5-reasons-to-wash-your-hand-before-eating/ 6 Likes
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| Health › A Nigerian Professor In The US Develops Cancer-seeing Glasses, Wins Award by daewoorazer(op): 2:09pm On Aug 31, 2018 |
Nigerian-born Washington University scientist wins annual St. Louis Award for the invention of cancer-seeing glasses. This is in recognition for his contribution in molecular imaging and targeted therapy to the overall development of medicine. His handle on twitter is @SamuelAchilefu Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/30/a-nigerian-professor-in-the-us-develops-cancer-seeing-glasses-wins-award/
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| Phones › Re: 8 Acts We Find Most Irritating On Social Media, What’s Yours? by daewoorazer(op): 11:52am On Aug 30, 2018 |
MISSCONGENIALITY:[color=#995500] Perhaps you are too beautiful for him to behold ma’am  [/color] |
| Politics › PDP To Buhari: Do Not Subjugate Your Interest As National Interest by daewoorazer(op): 11:13am On Aug 30, 2018 |
As shared by the Chairman of the PDP on his twitter page: Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/30/pdp-to-buhari-do-not-subjugate-your-interest-as-national-interest/ 5 Likes
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| Politics › Nigeria Signs First Strategic Defense Partnership With UK by daewoorazer(op): 10:48am On Aug 30, 2018 |
As shared on United Kingdom’s page in Nigeria, was quoted this: “Earlier today, @theresa_may and @NGRPresident witnessed the signing of the first Strategic Defence Partnership between the UK and Nigeria. This sets out how we work together to tackle the common security threats facing both our countries.” See pictures after the cut: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/30/nigeria-signs-first-strategic-defense-partnership-with-uk/
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| Politics › Deji Adeyanju: “Buhari Is Lifeless, Everyone Is Better Than Buhari” by daewoorazer(op): 9:26am On Aug 30, 2018 |
As shared on his twitter account, little did he know a follower is gonna clap back at him so hard, lol! Atiku is better than Buhari;https://mobile.twitter.com/adeyanjudeji/status/1034929858588155904?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet 13 Likes 3 Shares
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| Phones › 8 Acts We Find Most Irritating On Social Media, What’s Yours? by daewoorazer(op): 8:53am On Aug 30, 2018 |
1. Fake profiles:https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/30/8-acts-we-find-most-irritating-on-social-media-whats-yours/ 15 Likes 2 Shares
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| Health › Re: 7 Basic Self-information You MUST Have Off-hand by daewoorazer(op): 7:24am On Aug 29, 2018 |
sinaj:[color=#995500] For the mama ke! We know u af money Oya dash us na ... I never chop since last week [/color] |
| Health › Re: 7 Basic Self-information You MUST Have Off-hand by daewoorazer(op): 7:10am On Aug 29, 2018 |
sinaj:[color=#995500] Well, 10,000 is a big deal to we poor masses. Pity us small your excellency! Haba! [/color] |
| Crime › Re: Human Parts In Lagos by daewoorazer(m): 7:04am On Aug 29, 2018 |
[color=#995500] Religion even the traditional version, takes us back every day as a nation.  [/color] |
| Health › Re: 7 Basic Self-information You MUST Have Off-hand by daewoorazer(op): 6:39am On Aug 29, 2018 |
sinaj:[color=#995500] Prevention is ALWAYS better than cure Plus the fact that treatment costs you your dough, why can't we prevent it ma'am? [/color] 1 Like |
| Health › 7 Basic Self-information You MUST Have Off-hand by daewoorazer(op): 5:53am On Aug 29, 2018 |
It’s me again, While some think the under-listed are of little or no importance, well, a proper probe of our day-to-day activities say otherwise...What do you think about these? 1. Height: Do you have to use a tailor’s meter rule anytime you want to apply for Military vacancy? Really? Of a truth, this singular question may be the last straw that would break your camel’s back someday in an interview. 2. Weight: Your weight doesn’t mean a shyte to you, oh, you look average and hence your weight is average? WRONG! Body mass is NEVER equal to weight. Don’t see these ‘check your weight’ vendors as opportunists, at least in a space of 3months, spend your N10 to check your weight. A word is enough…. 3. Zodiac: This is not that necessary, however important. In the western world, an online crush will most definitely ask you this. They believe in some zodiac combinations, like a Cancer will never have a good time dating a Capricorn OR Pisces will make a good companion for Aries. That up there is just an illustration, be social savvy, check yours now! 4. Blood group/Rhesus factor: This is important but I am using this medium to reach out to the management of schools and companies, every ID card should carry the blood group of each employee/student. As a realist, accident happens, and when it does, one of the best way to get medical attention as in the case of a need for blood transfusion is readily checking your wallet and finding vital information as your blood group. Help the paramedics/doctors to help yourself! Another cogent part of this article is your Rhesus factor, your knowledge of your genotype is not only enough in marriage, Rhesus factor is as equally important. A negative female shouldn’t marry a positive male. Miscarriages in marriage MAY be due to this, even chronic jaundice in newborns. 5. Genotype: I can’t say much on this, if you have read my previous articles, I pretty much explained the importance of this in marriage, do not suffer the life of an innocent unborn! 6. Skin type: A friend’s skin looks reflective and boom! you already asked what type of cream he/she uses. This is wrong in every standard. Your skin type should dictate your type of cream! If you have a sweaty skin, don’t just walk into any mart and grab a cream, what if it’s a moisturizer? 7. ICE/NOK: This means ‘In Case of Emergency’ / ‘Next-of-Kin’. Some are like it ain’t no big deal but in the actual sense, it is the biggest deal! A question for everyone: Raise your hand if you use your Dad/Mum as your NOK… If your hand is up high as I write, then really, I don’t know what to say to you! You are opening an account with a bank and the question pops-your next of kin? The bank needs to know whoever can inherit or access your account in your stead in the case of an emergency or loss of life, if you are not married, logically that should be any of your JUNIOR sibling(s) If you are married, should be your oldest or any of your kids OR your wife if you have no issue yet… The idea of using your parents is pathetic save only IF you are the single UNMARRIED child! ICE should be saved on every mobile, this I suppose is the first thing our diligent FRSC officials wishes to find saved in your mobile contacts in the case of road accidents cum emergency. Read more educative articles in the link below! Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/29/7-basic-self-information-you-must-have-off-hand/ 38 Likes 6 Shares
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| Romance › Re: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by daewoorazer(m): 4:40am On Aug 29, 2018 |
[color=#995500] A particular guy here made me check profile pics all thru...this is but a comedy filled thread [/color] 2 Likes |
| Politics › The Nigeria Police: 1947 Vs 2018 by daewoorazer(op): 4:56pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
Pictures speak volumes, as shared after the cut: Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/28/the-nigeria-police-1947-vs-2018/ 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Celebrities › Davido Wows In NYSC Khaki by daewoorazer(op): 4:40pm On Aug 28, 2018 |
Shared after the cut: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/28/davido-wows-in-nysc-uniform/
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (0 - 3) On 27th August 2018 by daewoorazer(m): 3:38am On Aug 28, 2018 |
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| Politics › This Is The Reason Never To Kill Yourself For A Politician by daewoorazer(op): 12:07am On Aug 28, 2018 |
As seen below in an event: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/27/this-single-picture-is-the-reason-never-to-kill-yourself-for-a-politician/
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| Travel › The Deplorable State Of Roads In Imo After Heavy Rain (Photos) by daewoorazer(op): 11:40pm On Aug 27, 2018 |
See after the cut Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/27/see-the-deplorable-state-of-some-roads-in-imo-after-heavy-downpour/
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| Crime › Re: Ritual Gone Wrong: A Boy Whose Attempt Failed At Using His Mom For Ritual by daewoorazer(op): 12:42am On Aug 26, 2018 |
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| Crime › Ritual Gone Wrong: A Boy Whose Attempt Failed At Using His Mom For Ritual by daewoorazer(op): 12:41am On Aug 26, 2018 |
As shared by a twitter user Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/26/ritual-gone-wrong-a-boy-whose-attempt-failed-at-using-his-mom-for-ritual/
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| Politics › Re: Checkout This Adorable Photos Of President Buhari And His Classmates by daewoorazer(op): 12:35am On Aug 26, 2018 |
justtoodark:[color=#995500] Guys pelepele o  Take am easy [/color] |
| Politics › Checkout This Adorable Photos Of President Buhari And His Classmates by daewoorazer(op): 12:03am On Aug 26, 2018 |
As shared by the Official Spokesperson to President Muhammadu Buhari on his Twitter page, here is the adorable picture after the cut: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/25/checkout-this-adorable-photos-of-president-buhari-and-his-classmates/
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| Celebrities › Davido Wows In Igbo Traditional Groom Outfit, Tips On Marrying by daewoorazer(op): 11:52pm On Aug 25, 2018 |
Here as shared by the star artiste, he wishes he becomes a groom soon. Is he looking forward to marrying Chioma anytime soon? Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/25/davido-wows-in-igbo-traditional-groom-outfit-tips-on-marrying/
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