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1. Do you have a dream? I’m not talking about how you want to finish higher education and grab a job of your ‘dreams’ with shell. The only kinda dream job such people grab is the Npower. Never get it twisted, education is no longer the best legacy, not at least in Nigeria. Back to the business, I’m talking about a business idea, a plan for higher education abroad etc. Everything starts with a dream, a legit dream. Don’t finish tertiary institution and start dashing your CV to Ekpa vendors! End the rat race today! 2. Work out a plan/algorithm: Don’t be that brilliant man who had the dreams of becoming a chattered accountant, but took him 10 years to move through all the stages. You blame Buhari for mismanaging the nation but you can barely manage yourself! You are a whole generation, whatever dream you have in mind, map it out and have a plan. Stick it up the ceiling above your bed, let it be the last thing you see at night, the first thing you wake up to. 3. Be tough: The way to success is just as rough as your daily living. You know the usual way you fly up and will never allow no one to take you for a ride even when you ain’t good at throwing punches, that’s how dreams should be followed. Don’t be a Lion with a big mouth physically yet a timid mouse when chasing dreams. Be fierce! 4. Do it again: Not everything will come through in the very first trial. When you have this in mind, you become resilient. When you miss at the first trial, try again, but HARDER! That will make all the difference. 5. Have no family, religion nor ethnicity: The greatest mistake a man can make is a. Looking for help/breakthrough from his family b. Looking forward to brothers/sisters in the Church or Mosque as the case may be c. Believing other race are useless. A struggling man should belong to every religion. Don’t build a company and name it Zechariah & Sons, neither should you build a school and name it Zumuratul model school. Leave such names for the government because if you don’t, you are indirectly saying ‘I only want profit from people of the same religion as mine’. Be wise! Also, a struggling man has no family or friends. You think you have? Wait until you are made, even those who never felt your existence will ask why you deserted them. Add yours Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/10/how-to-nurture-your-dreams/
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Display of voters already on ground in Taraba, Zamfara and Enugu respectively
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The electoral commission of the country INEC under its leadership has opened its doors to all manners of claims and objections. This is a move to:
1. Cancel out multiple registrants 2. Eliminate under-age voters 3. Fish out deceased registrants And 4. Weed out Aliens (Non-Citizens) If you have an enquiry, make your claim today while it lasts. The exercise spans through November 6th and 12th. Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/09/inec-now-welcomes-all-claims-and-objections-see-why/
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1. Fix a budget: This is the first step if you don’t want to start the new year with a deficit. This is what is gonna guide you through your expenses and engagements. It’s gonna limit your excesses and discipline your spending culture. The joy of Christmas and New year celebrations can be overwhelming, fix your budget now before you realize your account is on red! 2. Fix a day to host: One thing we should know is while the general Christmas celebration is slated for 25th, it does not necessarily mean you must wine and dine with family and friends on same. You may choose anytime between the 25th December and 3rd of January. It’s a week long festivity, while actual dates will definitely be rough and super busy, choose a day to invite and share your gifts. 3. Select a theme and design: It’s the right time to start designing your home. Jingles and adverts are already in the air and on social media. Spice it up by choosing the right color for the design of your rooms. If your room has shown just a design for the past 5 years, do well to throw things around and rearrange it. Let visitors feel the vibe, remember it comes but once in a year. 4. Buy your ‘buyables’ now: The mistakes a lot of us make is the fact that the best time to shop for festivities is few days to D-day. This isn’t wrong in the actual sense, but all shades of wrong considering the financial implications. What would sell for 5,000NGN right now will sell for probably 7,000NGN in a month’s time. This is the best time to hit the market to buy your Christmas tree, decors, lights, even food (the non-perishable ones). A quick hint on how to manage the perishable food items like tomatoes and its paraphernalia is finding a close and trustworthy market woman, pay in advance for whatever value you’d wish during Christmas and the New Year. At the end of the day, it wouldn’t matter if NLC strike makes food items costlier, you already made your deal! 5. Choose an outdoor event: A family man should probably register at a resort center to ease off the year long stress with his family and Children. If your schedule is too tight to avail few days to spend in resort centers, choose a day to visit the cinema with your family. Remember, it comes but once in a year! Be safe as we anticipate the Christmas and New year! Blessings! Add yours Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/07/5-tips-to-manage-your-christmas-festivities/
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1. Do not use your date of birth as password: Seriously? Those who are tech oriented will understand your password is a unique value, same as your date of birth. You should hence never use the same value for both. Moreover, this makes it very easy for end-time hackers to get access to your accounts. 0298 obviously tells a smart mind you are born February 1998 and also 301282 easily tells you are born on the 30th December, 1982. Be warned! Don’t substitute dad of birth as online passwords neither should you as ATM passwords. 2. Do not use default/ easy codes as passwords: still on laziness, save those with medical condition, why should you use ‘0000’, ‘1234’ et al as passwords? Even hose with medical conditions should rather have a diary for all their passwords. 3. Don’t save passwords on phones: There are viral programs who does nothing but collect user data in form of contacts, notes etc. Do not make the mistake of saving important passwords on your phone. Writing it down somewhere safe is the best option 4. Avoid the use of public WiFi: Public WiFi may seem good but who knows Trojan programs ran insidiously. If you must use public WiFi, make sure you don’t do transactions on same. 5. Have a separate email for social media accounts and transactions: In the same mail account you’d see emails like ‘ Check out our new sexy videos’ ‘Your transaction details are .......’ ‘You are being invited for interview at....’ This is totally wrong! How can you use the same username/email on alibaba and still use the same on porn sites. As if that isn’t enough, some are so memory-lazy that the thought of cramming 2 or 3 usernames and passwords seems a tug of war and hence give in to their ignorance. Please if it means you buying a diary, please do and save yourself of impending disaster. Boys are not smiling! Save even the scamming part, porn/social media sites spam your mails a lot and will make it hard for very important mails to be seen. How can you see an interview invite when notifications on who and who did not like your picture already sent your invitation mail to the next page? 6. Do background check before using your card online: You should as a matter of fact read reviews about sites before launching your credit card details on them. 7. Have a strong antivirus: this is not 100% safe as many Nigerians can’t afford the price of a genuine antivirus. They’d rather go for cracked editions or trial versions which ain’t as effective as original paid versions. This is just as the case of using a condom, it assures safety but doesn’t guarantee it! 8. Have a separate device for porn and other unhealthy sites: if you must do porn and other things you consider unhealthy for the security of your device, if you have the financial capability of acquiring 2 devices, devote one entirely for your online transactions. Make it strictly a no-porn, no-social-media and no-unconfirmed site device. This is called abstinence! 9. Never save credit card info, password and username details when asked to: This is common to the very lazy internet users, they consider it an Herculean task having to input every credit card details each time they need to make a purchase and hence are lured into giving in to the question their browser asks ‘do you wish to save details for future use?’. While this may save your energy really, the con thereof is it makes your details available in the cache of your web browser and hence makes it available to phishers and other scammers out there. Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/06/8-safe-internet-banking-habits-you-must-obeserve/
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1. Current state of things: You may find it interesting to realize some residences already owe electricity bill as much as 100,000, and no!, the landlord/lady will never keep you abreast of this. In worst cases, some residences are placed and charged on commercial rates and you won’t have an idea until your first monthly electricity bill assumes 15,000. Do not wait until this time. 2. Proximity to bus stops: your work starts 7:00am in the morning but how early should you wake up? 2 hours before because you have to walk 45 minutes to reach your bus-stop? 3. Network of roads: for the mobile citizens, do not endanger the life of your car out of desperation. Before you pay that rent, find out if the condition of the road is a threat to your Car’s engine or not. This will definitely save you a lot from hungry roadside mechanical technicians. 4. Access to portable water: if you are an average citizen and will probably depend on Government’s pipe borne water for survival, I think taking your time to find out if the pipes leading to your potential abode ain’t already destroyed by end-time road construction workers aint a bad idea after all. 5. Persistent disasters: some areas are really attractive to armed robbers probably because of the success they’ve had in previous engagements in that particular area; while some area’s problem is flood, probably a water body/way is in close proximity. You don’t wanna be a victim, trust me! 6. Proximity to hospitals: Could be a wife in Labour, a child in an emergency situation or even you, but in emergency really, why should you travel 1 hour before you could make use of a medical help? 7. Proximity to market: Fetching raw foods and groceries can be energy intensive especially when it involves buying huge tubers of yam and bags of rice and beans this festive season. If you have a car no problem, but if you don’t, pity your wife! Blessings as you prepare for Christmas and New Year! Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/06/7-things-to-consider-before-renting-an-apartment/
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1. Friends/Close relatives: They’d literally take you for granted. When you need a specialist for a job/project, please do not make this mistake. The familiarity between you guys will probably make them treat your job as an option. Your job will probably be handled as the last, of course they know they can’t take shyte from other clients, but will rather mess with yours since you can’t do them nothing. These deals usually turn close allies to enemies and end in grudges. The most important is if the project is fund intensive, some are so wicked they’d embezzle your funds and still terminate your life. Be warned! 2. Over-Experienced ones: These guys are made, trust me; they’ve probably received jobs worth 100*times the monetary value of yours. When they delay your project which of course is most likely because people tend to engage them a lot, you can’t rant! They’d let you know why you shouldn’t shout because of a worthless job. It is worst if your job has very low monetary value, some may never start your job because they feel they are past such ‘demeaning/nursery’ jobs or probably leave it in the care of the totally inexperienced trainees in their establishments. Lest I forget, their prices are always exorbitant, 2 reasons. Low fund jobs are like peanuts to a hungry lion, they have crazy appetite and would never spend their crazy schedule on your job. Second reason however is probably they need to chase your small project away, hence! 3. Newbies: Before you give out major projects, do well to find out the years of experience your potential client has. One way to know is that their prices are usually cheap which quid pro quo compensates for your project which they will use to earn more experience. Using your project as a ‘lab rat’ may mean little or lots of mistakes which you wouldn’t imagine! Next time when you come across weirdly low prices compared to others, think again! Bonus: I’ve succeeded in convincing us on kind of individuals never to consult with our precious projects, but it begs the question ‘then which category of people do you want us to consult?’ Adolescents: I don’t mean it literally, I gave them this tag because they sit on the fence, they are neither newbies nor are they over experienced. They swing between the two and tend to balance the excesses of the two. They don’t have too much jobs like their superiors and every job is important to them. These guys want to impress and earn the trust of a lot of clients. Their prices are never outrageous and they are reasonable. Their time game is top notch, trust me. In same vein, would their experience suffice? YES! They have the required technical know-how to deliver their jobs which makes them better than their juniors (Newbies) Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/03/3-types-of-individuals-never-to-commit-your-project-to/
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[color=#995500] Mehn! This is the chancellor of the sweet boys association. His love for expired Kpekus is second to none... don’t mind his tattered beards, that’s what the juice does to beards ![]() [/color] |
Yesterday, Starboy took to his twitter page to start following Riri...
See excerpt below: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/03/wizkid-now-follows-rihanna/
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1. The blamers: These set of people are specially made! They are some special kinda saints. They blame their inability to feed their families on employers, politicians. ‘The Governor didn’t pay our arrears, do you want me to go and steal?’ So they scream at their wives and children. It was never their fault they chose to rely on certificates, No! Their mates who are billionaires today are probably with 2 heads. Trust me, these papas will blame their torn shirts on Buhari. 2. The past-dwellers: ‘While I was your age, I had no one to send me to school’ ‘As a student, I ate Amala with palm oil, but you want to drain my pocket with MR. Biggs’ So they yell whenever their children ask for pocket money. Isn’t it shameful, a child you brought to this world, to deny him/her at every given chance? These sets of dad are the locals who never realized they are failures for giving their children the exact kinda life their own parents gave. The life they lived, they should never give their children, what a shame! 3. The IDGAF crew These ones don’t care if the child is not up and doing, of a fact, it is a prayer come through; once the child makes 2 failing attempts at an exam, the next thing is: ‘Tell me the trade you want to learn, your star doesn’t support education’ They are already scared of paying 140k as tuition, they are so short-sighted. They can’t see the bigger picture, obviously, one child cannot kill his/her father. They play lotto with futures, even the bright ones. 4. Father of all nations: These set are hypocrites, they are like birds which raise families everywhere they go. Mostly they are travelers due to their jobs and hence use every relocation to spring up another family. These set are usually very good at it such that not each one of the individual mothers and children will have an understanding they have numerous step mothers, brothers and sisters until the demise of the Olori Oko! 5. The lotto ambassadors: These ones are usually with one single dress as they’d rather bet their last cash rather than add one more dress to their wardrobe. This single shirt they have is probably rolled up from their bum-bums up the back of their necks; truly they don’t give a shyte. You will always see them nap and perm some imaginary numbers to enrich the pockets of their Korean masters. The hypocrisy of these set is second to none, they are non-advisable, neither are they opened to ideas. The story of a man who won 100 million naira 12 years ago is the testimony keeping them going; sad enough, they will never win 10,000 naira until grave calls! Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/02/5-categories-of-worst-performing-dads/
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Amakababe:[color=#995500] This garbage confirms you are a dirty, uncivilized slum girl that attracts nothing but dirty street urchins...you attract your likes girl and please no more complaints ![]() [/color] |
[color=#995500] Amakababe But you don’t mind if another Oshiomhole with the mouth odour of Tinubu chases you down with a 2018 Cherokee Jeep? A nigga might be broke and all that, it is never a reason for you to stroke your ego to us...... Some men sef...dem just dey drag person for mud...little class like this, dem no get....dey talk to every flesh wrapped up in skirt not minding her intellect and all that....how terrific ![]() [/color] |
As shared by a FB user, a squirrel was having a bad time as he got his balls hinges between the crack of a fence. The user helped the poor little man out of his misery though! Lalasticlala Mynd44 https://www.facebook.com/100001738216851/posts/2016513021749952/ Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/10/27/squirrel-got-his-balls-hunged-on-a-fence-photos-and-videos/
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Understanding the dynamics and facts embedded in the meaning of each color may help us with our choices as we sojourn through life’s journey. Before you choose your baby’s clothes, theme color for your startup company or probably theme color for your wedding, take your time to understand these. Funny not however expedient is the fact that colors are needed in our day to day activities. It is the reason we choose bright colored dresses on a sunny day, and dull colored ones on regular days. What each color may signify Green: Abundance, means the land is fertile and there is more than enough. It may also mean health, fitness and ones’ prime time. This is youthfulness personified, it is the dawn of a new era, this is growth. Everything works well and the battery level is full (not literally). It also decodes safety in some contexts. Application: this is a good theme color for food company logos as green is the symbol of agriculture. Although theme colors for restaurants should be bright warm colors, notwithstanding, what comes to mind on sight of green is vegetables! White: It symbolizes peace, calmness and most importantly fidelity! It may also mean plainness even originality. Red: What comes to mind on sight of this is DANGER! It may also mean violence, war and bloodshed. Red in other context may mean ‘be watchful’. Yellow/Orange: this is usually the midpoint between safety and danger. Orange is a warm colour and it literally warms you up ahead of a looming danger. It doesn’t mean the danger is here, it means comfort is over and uncertainty looms. It resonates between green and red! Yellow in some cases can be identified with the end of youthfulness and also the beginning of the end of a sojourn. It announces the beginnings of every end! Application: it is most suitable as good company theme color as it is a bright warm colour, it is eye catchy! Blue: this is the symbol of masculinity. Masculinity and it’s possible paraphernalia comes in this skin as it is the colour MOST embraced by the male gender. In other words, it may also mean openness, a charged state of mind indeed ready to mingle and socialize. Application: wonder why most SM apps logo carry varying shades of blue? Black: may mean the gloomy state of existence, sadness and importantly darkness. It may also mean solidity, strength and firmness. Application: black dresses are your worst nightmares on very sunny days as they absorb almost the solar heat radiated by the sun to further scorch your tender body! Stop torturing yourself with black colored wears and it’s cohorts. Mourning periods also means the season of black dresses and spectacles. Rainbow: Whenever you see someone wearing rainbow colored dresses, or hand bands and probably accessories, it most certainly means identity with the LGBTQ community. If you are straight, it doesn’t mean you should run or discriminate when you see someone with this, it means they are not too shy of their sexuality! Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/10/18/color-and-its-physiology/
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[b][color=#995500] Mine is donut and zobo Ladokites will understand better! E get one area dem dey call adenike, at the back of anatomy around that 2006, e get one woman wey dey sell donut and zobo... But that particular evening wey God wan open my eye, na one egun maid they handle the production...they’ve rolled the dough into balls then placed it on the roof make e swell, chai! U need to see how these super green, monstrous houseflies covered the whole balls on the roof. Funny enough, they didn’t see what was going on up there, so the flies had a feast! The hunger disappear sharpally, I come linger small make I see more movie. I don’t know, maybe the egun maid no see food chop ni o, there is this big bucket from which she was collecting zobo into empty bottles; d funny thing is at intervals, she’d put her dirty hand inside the bowl to scoop a handful of zobo into her mouth...with the mouth making ‘smoootzzzzzz’ sound. Till I finish, I’d rather enter Bush pluck mango than eat any zobo/doughnut [/color][/b] Thunder fire donut ![]() |
October 5, 2018Lalasticlala Mynd44 See more pictures here Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/10/07/pdp-on-police-attack-nobody-can-cow-us/
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[color=#995500] It’s a huge turn off Except for a mature lady that understands your plight [/color] |
[color=#995500] It is unhygienic to wear panties and still put on tights or knickers...a woman who knows her onions will even wear net panties or at most cotton panties... Panties are meant to absorb secretions so you ladies won’t spoil your dresses, how it became defense for rape I still don’t understand and it’s ignorance! Same goes for men, how can you wear nylon made boxers under tight jeans, you’d kill all your sperm cells even though ours don’t give away odour [/color] |
1. Love-Peddlers: As for me, it’s not my issue if you love with your heart leaving your brains out, when your heart gets ripped off, wahala ti e niyen. However, love peddlers have a way of dragging their friends into same shoes as theirs. If you are a friend to a guy that washes panties for his gf, then the ‘gf’ is gonna think you share same values; in the same vein if you are a lady with a friend that loves being beaten black and blue, you’d better cut all ties! They don’t advice these set of people, they’d rather see you as a threat! 2. Too KNOWs: These set of people are in every areas of our lives; classroom, work place, church, social gatherings and even online! They talk too much and get in trouble. They talk too much that they forget things they say. Once a man talks at a rate too high that he can’t remember everything he says, then there is fire on the mountain! These category of people take other people’s opinion as poo, they front too much and never learn a thing! They don’t believe in team work and even if they pretend to, it’s only a matter of time! Whatever you have to say doesn’t mean a thing to them, although they’d never mention it to your face. They don’t believe in people’s dreams and will never support yours. A lion share of them are staunch narcissists. Until you have made it in life, sentence all omniscience friends to where they belong! 3. Workaholics: If any friend tells you he is busy to hangout with you once in a bluemoon, garbage him/her where she belongs. Work can be likened to sticks of cigarette, it’s nicotine gets you addicted! Don’t argue with workaholics, if they are lucky enough, they’d see lonely old people around without friends; how they lock themselves up in the corner of their rooms. They forgot job will get them retired, even their kids, sons and daughter-in-laws will leave them, it takes a long childhood friend to roll with your shyte until old age. Never underestimate a true friend, no friend is perfect, settle things when they go wrong and you’d be ok. 4. Chimneys and Breweries: Obviously, there is nothing wrong with downing a limited amount of spirit/beer or puffing as long as it’s done responsibly! It gets out of hand immediately a friend drinks or puffs him/herself to stupor! If that friend can’t control his/her urge for these, shift lest he/she drags you into his/her snottiness! 5. Game addicts: Time is money! Playing game once in a while is absolutely acceptable, in the least, to unwind. A friend dedicating more than 2 hours of his/her life to gaming means nothing but one thing - NFA! If all a friend can offer you is a ticket to battle on PS4 for 10 hours non-stop, my friend, possibility is high you might all end up in penury! Add yours below! Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/10/04/5-types-of-extremist-you-should-desist-from/
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izzou:[color=#995500] That I know, 80% of families with immediate sisters [/color] |
miracood:[color=#995500] No bro, most times it’s due to envy and jealousy which the parents refused to curb right from childhood. Another point is parents taking sides whilst settling disagreement between both parties. [/color] |
A question for the day: I have noticed in families where female siblings follow each other, they do fight and hate themselves that it sometimes last for a lifetime. Does anyone share same experience with me?
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[color=#995500] Immaturity and idleness is your problem. If something keeps you very busy, it’d be the other way round, and she is gonna complain to you you hardly have her time... Go and learn the kinetics of dating! [/color] |
PSYCHOLOGY [color=#995500] A bikini bra and pantie makes a full outfit for an event (not an underwear) - swimming in this case, the subconscious mind tells them they are fully clothed for the event A pant is an underwear, subconsciously they think it isn’t meant for public view. [/color] How do I know? People will castigate a mother of 3 for sitting carelessly and exposing her panties while they won’t if she is on the beach wearing a string bikini.... Kapish? |
The attention of the national leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has been drawn to misleading publication in a section of the media suggesting that the President of the Senate, @bukolasaraki , is involved in the affairs of our party’s chapter in Kogi state.Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/29/pdp-senator-saraki-has-no-hand-in-kogi-pdp-affairs-tenders-official-statement/
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[color=#995500] The only hole that births life and takes away! [/color] |
Following party primaries, the 47 year old presidential aspirant has emerged as the flag bearer of the Alliance for New Nigeria(ANN) following one of the pull out of one of the major contenders – Olawepo Hashim. Will you vote for him? Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/29/fela-durotoye-emerges-as-the-presidential-flag-bearer-of-ann/
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That moment when you thought you’ve seen it all, here is seen a completely non-road-worthy vehicle, heavily loaded with junks and forced on to the roads; Won’t this cause accident? What’s your take? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJRZHn5lfxw Lalasticlala Mynd44 Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/29/see-this-overloaded-car-forced-to-the-road/
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[color=#995500] Awwww...feminists won’t like this ![]() [/color] |
Ladi Dosei Kwali (1925-1984). Born in Kwali village in Gwari, a Nothern region of Nigeria (FCT), until her death was a female potter because pottery was an indigenous female tradition in Kwali. She received numerous awards which includes: MBE: Member of the order of the British Empire (1962) Honorary degree by ABU Zaria (1977) NNOM: Nigerian National order of Merit Award (1980) OON: Order of the Niger (1981) Also a street is named after her in Abuja: Ladi Kwali road; Also, Sheraton Hotel names their convention center after her. Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/09/28/meet-ladi-dosei-kwali-the-woman-whose-portrait-is-on-n20-note/
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