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RomanceRe: Black Boy, Come Put Your Dick In My Mouth by daewoorazer(m): 7:01pm On Aug 01, 2018
ugandalady:
orange body ? sounds very succulent.

I.diot

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Hahahaahahaaaa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

It pained the stinking orange pig.... Blame God not me
And please let me be cheesy

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RomanceRe: Black Boy, Come Put Your Dick In My Mouth by daewoorazer(m): 5:39pm On Aug 01, 2018
ugandalady:
who will give a white woman 200 dollars as a gift ?

this could only happen to black boys/men, who sell their dicks/bodies for money.

don't presume that I behave and think the way you do.
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You are a hypocrite, I have orange bitches I send on errands, they make deliveries for me...

Don’t overrate your stinking orange body...

Ask and it shall be given...$200
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PoliticsMore Photos From Tambuwal’s Defection To PDP, PDP calls APC dysfunctional by daewoorazer(op):
More photos from Tambuwal’s defection to PDP

It is no news that the Governor of sokoto state, Aminu Tambuwal has officially declared his defection into the opposition party. See pictures below
Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/01/more-photos-from-tambuwals-defection-to-pdp/


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CrimeNigerians Jailed For Trafficking Cocaine Into Cambodia by daewoorazer(op): 2:36pm On Aug 01, 2018
Nigerians jailed for trafficking cocaine into Cambodia

Phnom Penh Municipal Court yesterday imprisoned a Nigerian man forever and his assistant to 30 years for trafficking in excess of a kilo of cocaine from Colombia to Cambodia.

They were likewise fined $17,500 each.

Managing Judge Seng Rithy recognized the two as Okoro Chukwuka Boniface, 28, who was indicted for medicate transport and trafficking, and Frank Obiora Dozie, 34, who was his associate.

Judge Rithy said the pair was captured on July 13 a year ago by hostile to sedate police from the Interior Ministry in a joint effort with Customs and Immigration police based at the Phnom Penh International Airport.

He included that after their captures, police grabbed an aggregate of 189 packs of cocaine weighing 1.1 kilos, which were covered up in a crate of phony gems couriered from Colombia to Phnom Penh by DHL.

Mr Boniface conceded his blame amid his preliminary prior this month.

“The medications seized had a place with me. I imported them from Colombia. I was enlisted to do as such for $15,000,” he said. “The medications were to be transported to Thailand, however they were found and seized by the Cambodian police.”

Mr Dozie argued purity amid the preliminary, saying he knew Mr Boniface yet didn’t know about his exercises.

He included that he was captured only on the grounds that he was remaining with Mr Boniface when police struck his rental house in Chom Chao cooperative.

Outside the court yesterday following his condemning, Mr Dozie said he intends to document an interest.

“It is an incredible treachery,” he said. “I don’t acknowledge the judgment since I didn’t think about the medications and was not associated with the trafficking. I will document an interest.”
Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/01/nigerians-jailed-for-trafficking-cocaine-into-cambodia/


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RomanceRe: An Open Letter To Ladies Gaping Their Pussies by daewoorazer(m): 1:53pm On Aug 01, 2018
teabully:
daewoorazer come and hear real fact, she needs a man like u
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Lol

We don retire now...it’s not for every pûs$ay no more...you know how it is coz u are also up to the task man

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RomanceRe: Black Boy, Come Put Your Dick In My Mouth by daewoorazer(m): 1:47pm On Aug 01, 2018
ugandalady:
in your life time, you have never seen an orange or a pig, both are way too extravagant to you , black boy.

do you have any idea of the taste of orange and pork ?

I have been in Nigeria for 2 years, sorry but you guys really have no purchase ability to buy any orange or pork , which no vendors provide accordingly.
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Why are you so dumb? Don’t you get it?
You are the pig in this context, you share the same skin color and obviously you stink the same.

If you don’t make up ur mind, I’ll change my mind and find a better bîtch for my dog...have you been gifted $200 in your whole miserable life?

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RomanceRe: Black Boy, Come Put Your Dick In My Mouth by daewoorazer(m): 4:46am On Aug 01, 2018
ugandalady:
it is MASTIFF, a species of dogs . go relearn your English, black chick boy.

I guess you could hardly tell oranges apart from tangerines, both of which your poor soil and lazy people can never afford.
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Orange pig, my soil is far richer than your snow and hurricane ridden shitty lands...

And by the way, it’s not my fault you are orange like a pig.... grin

But my dog will still manage you, what do you say? $200

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BusinessTwitter User Shades UBA Bank Because Of This by daewoorazer(op): 7:13pm On Jul 31, 2018
A twitter user got angry after staffs of UBA bank rejected a $100 bill which she intended depositing in her dom account; here are the excerpts:



Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/07/31/twitter-user-shades-uba-bank-because-of-this/

RomanceRe: Black Boy, Come Put Your Dick In My Mouth by daewoorazer(m): 4:11pm On Jul 31, 2018
ugandalady:
I have nothing to do with oranges, however, I have 2 nipples which resemble round APPLEs.
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You are a orange whôre...and fûcking answer me!

Will you let my mastive fück you for $200?

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RomanceRe: Black Boy, Come Put Your Dick In My Mouth by daewoorazer(m): 6:30am On Jul 31, 2018
ugandalady:
by the way, even a white gay is more desirable to a black boy , than a black woman to the latter.

100 dollars to suck a dick, you definitely will take this job.
[color=#995500]i will double that to have your stinky twaat fvucked by my dog...dont worry, he is a mastive, he got meat and 2 big balls grin grin grin grin

orange retaarded biatch
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RomanceRe: Black Boy, Come Put Your Dick In My Mouth by daewoorazer(m): 12:27am On Jul 31, 2018
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Some boys are just retàrded; like the mongol above me!

He doesn’t care if she carries HIV and other deadly STDs, neither does he if her lower orifice and mouth stinks like the sewers...he rushed to post his number, you are a dead fly!

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CelebritiesRe: Uriel Oputa Rocks Cleavage-Baring & Thigh-Revealing Dress by daewoorazer(m): 3:56am On Jul 30, 2018
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I will never hug this one in my white agbada...she be like freshly painted statue

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RomanceRe: Marriage: An Introvert Or An Extrovert; Your Choice? by daewoorazer(op): 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2018
pocohantas:
Anyone that understands and respects me cheesy
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Are you sure, jealous lots wish they never marry extroverts. They spend quality time with friends than family...can you stomach that reality?

I know an introverted nigga who married a tomboy...the thought of her laughing out loud with everyone gave him correct depression

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RomanceRe: Marriage: An Introvert Or An Extrovert; Your Choice? by daewoorazer(op): 4:07pm On Jul 29, 2018
Osasnidas:
As an introvert, getting through to people like me is difficult, we are both in our own worlds, I would love someone who will invade my personal space and make me lively and make me forget I have a phone when she comes around. Not when someone like me comes conversations will be awkward
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Invade your personal space bawo

I thought u guys cherish privacy and your alone time?
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RomanceRe: Marriage: An Introvert Or An Extrovert; Your Choice? by daewoorazer(op): 3:57pm On Jul 29, 2018
Osasnidas:
As introverted as I am, I would love an extrovert o.. both of us can't be bored or boring at the same time.

Babiod .
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So it’s a function of your personality?
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RomanceRe: I Dont Trust My New Girlfriend by daewoorazer(m): 3:41pm On Jul 29, 2018
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My nigga

Wait till you ring her

The you go know say kaaki no be leather

You don’t love her, do not lead her on! Do not be shy about it...it doesn’t matter if you have met her great grandparents, better late than never!

Forget ‘don’t break my heart’ .... no be today!
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RomanceMarriage: An Introvert Or An Extrovert; Your Choice? by daewoorazer(op): 3:40pm On Jul 29, 2018
While some believe dating an introverted lady is the best, I particularly find it boring.

So readers, what is/would be your choice?

RomanceRe: My Landlord's Daughter Is About To Kill Me. Help! by daewoorazer(m): 2:53pm On Jul 29, 2018
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A proper probe of your medulla shows

There is nothing RIGHT about your LEFT side of brain
There is nothing LEFT on the RIGHT side of it

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Technology MarketGoogle’s Wifi Delivery: A Symbiotic Relationship by daewoorazer(op): 4:39pm On Jul 28, 2018
Google’s WiFi delivery: a symbiotic relationship

A symbiotic relationship is that in which both parties of the association contributes and benefits; this is in the case of the tech giant and Nigerians.

What google has to offer/what we gain


1. The latest tech gist in town is having to hang around in the public, connect your WiFi and start surfing the net; all thanks to the tech giant-Google. I’m pretty sure our network providers won’t be too happy because the act of ripping us apart with their enormous tariffs has indeed expired!
2. This is good news for all bloggers and Vloggers on YouTube, your fan base just got a boom! Fans who can hardly spend 5 hours on your blog can now spend a whole day on your blog as long as you have good contents. This definitely increases your revenue in the long run!


What we have to offer/what Google gains

The hidden fact which comes to mind when you have free access to internet you ain’t paying for is you’d want to
1. stream the latest/trending videos on YouTube, blogs,
2. Surf various google oriented blogs for news and information
While you do this, the viewing base I.e the number of people viewing google ads et al increases; this in-turn increases Google’s revenues from advertising companies.


This is a good and welcome development from Google; nevertheless a win-win situation for we end users and the former. Unfortunately, this is a bad business for the network providers!

PoliticsDino Melaye Abducted By Unknown Gunmen by daewoorazer(op): 4:38pm On Jul 26, 2018
Senator Dino Melaye has been reportedly abducted by unknown gunmen in Abuja.

Senator Ben Murray Bruce disclosed this on his twitter handle – @benmurraybruce – on Thursday.

According to him, the Kogi West senator was abducted on his way to Kogi from Abuja.

He said: “I have just been informed by Moses Melaye, @dino_melaye’s brother, that Dino has been abducted by unknown persons in a Toyota Sienna that blocked their car and overpowered them on their way to Kogi to answer to Dino’s court case. Let’s be on the watch out. Will keep you updated.”
Source:

http://thenationonlineng.net/gunmen-abduct-melaye-in-abuja/

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PetsRe: See This Amazing Transformation Of A Stray Dog (very Graphic Pics) by daewoorazer(op): 4:27pm On Jul 25, 2018
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PetsRe: See This Amazing Transformation Of A Stray Dog (very Graphic Pics) by daewoorazer(op): 4:26pm On Jul 25, 2018
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PetsSee This Amazing Transformation Of A Stray Dog (very Graphic Pics) by daewoorazer(op): 4:16pm On Jul 25, 2018
Be kind, even to animals - I don’t know.

PoliticsRe: Fayose: “if Defecting To APC Will Solve Ekiti Problems. I Will Join APC And by daewoorazer(op): 9:36pm On Jul 23, 2018
I ain’t no blogger but can we see how messed up the country is?

That’s for all ya routing for APC and PDP
PoliticsFayose: “if Defecting To APC Will Solve Ekiti Problems. I Will Join APC And by daewoorazer(op): 9:35pm On Jul 23, 2018
“If Defecting To APC Will Solve Ekiti Problems. I will Join APC And Nobody Can Stop Me” - Ayo Fayose



“I am the only PDP Chieftain that has good and close relationship with APC leaders, Politics apart, I never insulted President Buhari. And I will never.

You journalists are always misquoting me, and If Defecting To APC Will Solve Ekiti Problems I will Join APC And Nobody Can Stop Me.”

– Gov.Ayodele Fayose
Source: http://www.spynigeria.ng/2018/06/15/if-defecting-to-apc-will-solve-ekiti-problems-i-will-join-apc-and-nobody-can-stop-me-ayo-fayose/


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CrimeRe: I Kill Human Beings For Just ₦10,000 - 20-year Old Female Cultist by daewoorazer(m): 5:16pm On Jul 23, 2018
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What a failed nation!

Do not scream bad parenting here...look beyond, you’d realize when government fails, even the air you breathe fails....shame

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RomanceRe: 6 Illusions In Marriage! Watch Out! by daewoorazer(op): 1:37pm On Jul 22, 2018
LuciferChristi:
7. He'll stop making me do anal once we get married
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Anal bawo

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Romance6 Illusions In Marriage! Watch Out! by daewoorazer(op): 1:21pm On Jul 22, 2018
1. I’d get my princess when I’m rich

Don’t ever be lost in this illusion! If she can’t be that princess in trying times, she can’t when your bank account is fat. What kind of a princess is that?, princess of a mining site? If you know, you know! Don’t be a lover boy, your assurance should believe you when you CAN assure her, not when when there is money and there is nothing to assure her of! Assurance only makes sense with a struggling man!

2. His/her religion doesn’t matter:

You are a Muslim and he/she is a Christian or viceversa and you think it doesn’t matter; it’d be clearer during christening when his parents give ur wards religious names, please I don’t want to see your wailing thread here.

3. We can marry and proliferate, the kids will bring what they will eat from heaven:

Really? Do you mean a basket of semo and bag of rice will accompany the placenta; I’m finding it hard to believe.
Don’t be that gullible man/woman, do not drag that innocent child into an average/poor life. You are a failure if all you can offer is something <= to what your parents offered you!
While there is a probability some get more money after birthing(which of course is understandable as you’d want to work harder as a parent), it doesn’t guarantee it will always be so.

4. He/she will change when we are married:

Whatever you don’t cut off before marriage will deepen after marriage! He doesn’t joke with his money as a bachelor but you expect him to be Father Christmas beyond wedlock? She can grub a bag of rice in a week and you expect her to eat less after marriage? Once again, we will abuse you when we see your ‘my husband cannot do without smoking’ thread on here!


5. It’s a small issue, it doesn’t matter if I tell him/her or not:

Any marriage based on lies/deceit is highly legit for divorce. You have aborted once but you think he doesn’t have to know, OR you once had erectile dysfunction but think it’s ok since it’s been treated? Why not be plain? If he/she doesn’t like your past(which is part of you), let him/her leave! There is no such thing as ‘it’s in the past’, you are a product of your past!

6. God sent her to me!

Our God is wonderful, He is! When we worship God, He needs us to understand he gave us the thinking capability to be able to make certain decisions.
But if in a 21st century, you are still spiritually dreaming of how you met her around a well, helping you draw water out of it, then it is finished. You think your dream is all that’s needed but to know his/her genotype, ancestral ailment etc isn’t? Continue, when your kids start cursing you, you’d regret you never woke up from such dreams!

Add yours!

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