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ugandalady: [color=#995500] Hahahaahahaaaa ![]() It pained the stinking orange pig.... Blame God not me And please let me be ![]() [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] You are a hypocrite, I have orange bitches I send on errands, they make deliveries for me... Don’t overrate your stinking orange body... Ask and it shall be given...$200 [/color] |
More photos from Tambuwal’s defection to PDPSource: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/01/more-photos-from-tambuwals-defection-to-pdp/ Lalasticlala Mynd44
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Nigerians jailed for trafficking cocaine into CambodiaSource: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/01/nigerians-jailed-for-trafficking-cocaine-into-cambodia/ Lalasticlala Mynd44
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teabully:[color=#995500] Lol We don retire now...it’s not for every pûs$ay no more...you know how it is coz u are also up to the task man [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] Why are you so dumb? Don’t you get it? You are the pig in this context, you share the same skin color and obviously you stink the same. If you don’t make up ur mind, I’ll change my mind and find a better bîtch for my dog...have you been gifted $200 in your whole miserable life? [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500] Orange pig, my soil is far richer than your snow and hurricane ridden shitty lands... And by the way, it’s not my fault you are orange like a pig.... ![]() But my dog will still manage you, what do you say? $200 [/color] |
A twitter user got angry after staffs of UBA bank rejected a $100 bill which she intended depositing in her dom account; here are the excerpts: Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/07/31/twitter-user-shades-uba-bank-because-of-this/
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ugandalady:[color=#995500] You are a orange whôre...and fûcking answer me! Will you let my mastive fück you for $200? [/color] |
ugandalady:[color=#995500]i will double that to have your stinky twaat fvucked by my dog...dont worry, he is a mastive, he got meat and 2 big balls ![]() orange retaarded biatch[/color] |
[color=#995500] Some boys are just retàrded; like the mongol above me! He doesn’t care if she carries HIV and other deadly STDs, neither does he if her lower orifice and mouth stinks like the sewers...he rushed to post his number, you are a dead fly! [/color] |
[color=#995500] I will never hug this one in my white agbada...she be like freshly painted statue [/color] |
pocohantas:[color=#995500] Are you sure, jealous lots wish they never marry extroverts. They spend quality time with friends than family...can you stomach that reality? I know an introverted nigga who married a tomboy...the thought of her laughing out loud with everyone gave him correct depression [/color] |
Osasnidas:[color=#995500] Invade your personal space bawo I thought u guys cherish privacy and your alone time? [/color] |
Osasnidas:[color=#995500] So it’s a function of your personality? [/color] |
[color=#995500] My nigga Wait till you ring her The you go know say kaaki no be leather You don’t love her, do not lead her on! Do not be shy about it...it doesn’t matter if you have met her great grandparents, better late than never! Forget ‘don’t break my heart’ .... no be today! [/color] |
While some believe dating an introverted lady is the best, I particularly find it boring. So readers, what is/would be your choice?
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[color=#995500] A proper probe of your medulla shows There is nothing RIGHT about your LEFT side of brain There is nothing LEFT on the RIGHT side of it [/color] |
Google’s WiFi delivery: a symbiotic relationship A symbiotic relationship is that in which both parties of the association contributes and benefits; this is in the case of the tech giant and Nigerians. What google has to offer/what we gain 1. The latest tech gist in town is having to hang around in the public, connect your WiFi and start surfing the net; all thanks to the tech giant-Google. I’m pretty sure our network providers won’t be too happy because the act of ripping us apart with their enormous tariffs has indeed expired! 2. This is good news for all bloggers and Vloggers on YouTube, your fan base just got a boom! Fans who can hardly spend 5 hours on your blog can now spend a whole day on your blog as long as you have good contents. This definitely increases your revenue in the long run! What we have to offer/what Google gains The hidden fact which comes to mind when you have free access to internet you ain’t paying for is you’d want to 1. stream the latest/trending videos on YouTube, blogs, 2. Surf various google oriented blogs for news and information While you do this, the viewing base I.e the number of people viewing google ads et al increases; this in-turn increases Google’s revenues from advertising companies. This is a good and welcome development from Google; nevertheless a win-win situation for we end users and the former. Unfortunately, this is a bad business for the network providers!
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Senator Dino Melaye has been reportedly abducted by unknown gunmen in Abuja.Source: http://thenationonlineng.net/gunmen-abduct-melaye-in-abuja/ Lalasticlala Mynd44 |
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Be kind, even to animals - I don’t know.
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I ain’t no blogger but can we see how messed up the country is? That’s for all ya routing for APC and PDP |
“If Defecting To APC Will Solve Ekiti Problems. I will Join APC And Nobody Can Stop Me” - Ayo Fayose “I am the only PDP Chieftain that has good and close relationship with APC leaders, Politics apart, I never insulted President Buhari. And I will never.Source: http://www.spynigeria.ng/2018/06/15/if-defecting-to-apc-will-solve-ekiti-problems-i-will-join-apc-and-nobody-can-stop-me-ayo-fayose/ Lalasticlala Mynd44
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[color=#995500] What a failed nation! Do not scream bad parenting here...look beyond, you’d realize when government fails, even the air you breathe fails....shame [/color] |
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1. I’d get my princess when I’m rich Don’t ever be lost in this illusion! If she can’t be that princess in trying times, she can’t when your bank account is fat. What kind of a princess is that?, princess of a mining site? If you know, you know! Don’t be a lover boy, your assurance should believe you when you CAN assure her, not when when there is money and there is nothing to assure her of! Assurance only makes sense with a struggling man! 2. His/her religion doesn’t matter: You are a Muslim and he/she is a Christian or viceversa and you think it doesn’t matter; it’d be clearer during christening when his parents give ur wards religious names, please I don’t want to see your wailing thread here. 3. We can marry and proliferate, the kids will bring what they will eat from heaven: Really? Do you mean a basket of semo and bag of rice will accompany the placenta; I’m finding it hard to believe. Don’t be that gullible man/woman, do not drag that innocent child into an average/poor life. You are a failure if all you can offer is something <= to what your parents offered you! While there is a probability some get more money after birthing(which of course is understandable as you’d want to work harder as a parent), it doesn’t guarantee it will always be so. 4. He/she will change when we are married: Whatever you don’t cut off before marriage will deepen after marriage! He doesn’t joke with his money as a bachelor but you expect him to be Father Christmas beyond wedlock? She can grub a bag of rice in a week and you expect her to eat less after marriage? Once again, we will abuse you when we see your ‘my husband cannot do without smoking’ thread on here! 5. It’s a small issue, it doesn’t matter if I tell him/her or not: Any marriage based on lies/deceit is highly legit for divorce. You have aborted once but you think he doesn’t have to know, OR you once had erectile dysfunction but think it’s ok since it’s been treated? Why not be plain? If he/she doesn’t like your past(which is part of you), let him/her leave! There is no such thing as ‘it’s in the past’, you are a product of your past! 6. God sent her to me! Our God is wonderful, He is! When we worship God, He needs us to understand he gave us the thinking capability to be able to make certain decisions. But if in a 21st century, you are still spiritually dreaming of how you met her around a well, helping you draw water out of it, then it is finished. You think your dream is all that’s needed but to know his/her genotype, ancestral ailment etc isn’t? Continue, when your kids start cursing you, you’d regret you never woke up from such dreams! Add yours!
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