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In this, I start with the third; combined with and in next, first. I am short, I am in Winchester, welcome me. I exist in the last, even in this present, the future I’m not sure of. Who am I?

Winner gets a N5000

Also,
The first three (3) persons to quote me and born on December 25 with a valid ID clearly showing your DOB wins N1000 each.



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Kennedy16 is my winner
Awaiting Dec 25 individuals

This has become a common trend amongst Nigerian youths and the disaster therein is it has come to stay.

Why would you take your partner’s name and/or picture to your spiritual father/mother for ‘confirmation’ without prior permission from the former?

I think this is wrong by every standard; of a fact, irritating!

What do you think?

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Bay52man86 if u know u know, daewoorazer where you at

Lol...madman

There are worse yet underrated dirty habits than defaecating without flushing after using the restrooms.


1. Leaving urine traces on toilet seat:
Are you trying to lubricate the toilet seat for subsequent users? The brownish pattern is indeed irritating and can threaten the health of Co-users of such restroom. The urine is a carrier, the bum sometimes have tiny holes from injuries, do you want to spread toilet diseases?

2. Dropping urine on toilet floors:
The reason you can’t control the current of your urine, we don’t understand. Why would any sane individual carelessly direct his/her urine current from the bowl of the closet onto the floor without cleaning it afterwards. It is very irritating and this is one of the leading causes of stinking restrooms.

3. Splashing water on toilet floors:
I don’t ever want to walk into the restroom after you thinking the water from the floor are drops from that used in cleaning your bum; whatever happened to you for hating on tissue, I don’t want to know but please leave the restroom environment dry!

4. Climbing toilet seats with your dirty foot:
This dirty habit most time stem from boarding schools where tolerance for unhygienic acts is 100%. This act has become part of some very dirty individuals and can’t overcome it.
These set of people will still climb on a sparkling newly installed WC, na curse?

6. Dropping dirty tissues on the floor:
This is very irritating, why would you see the basket and yet dispose off on the floor. The sight is most times gory and nauseating. Used tissues should be thrown in covered waste bins which would be properly disposed off later.

7. Disposing used pads abnormally:
Ladies should be very careful not to clog up the channels conveying waste down the septic. Flushing and forcing used pads down toilet channels is the reason most toilets get clogged up. Another shocking and irritating act is disposing off used pads in open baskets. I see this frequently in public places such as banks, malls and all that. It is very wrong, the public is not interested in seeing whatever is happening with you guys down there, it is only important we fix this anomaly before we get taught a lesson by a sadistic cleaner!

8. Leaving the restroom gassed up:
It is ok and we ain’t discriminating against nature; and yes some shit smell more than septic tanks. When you eat proteinous meals, things as such abound. Having settled this, kindly use deodorants or air fresheners after you. Most public restrooms have it and if it doesn’t, use your very own perfume! (Or don’t you carry it around?). Have mercy on whoever would use the restroom after you!

Have a happy Christmas and New year holidays while you observe these during visits to families and friends.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Read more educative articles below:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/28/7-underrated-yet-disturbing-toilet-habits/

bedspread:
NIGERIA IS BLESSED INFACT SOOOOO BLESSED

U mean we are cursed

I sometimes wonder the huge lots of people we share citizenship with

I was on Twitter earlier today trying to feed my eyes some news and gists but what I rather saw was an eye sore. My TL was littered with birthday and campaign messages of ATIKU. My soul dampened; how can youths be so blind and not understand neither Atiku nor buhari has the interest of the nation at heart.

Vote theses people and they will still
1. Loot our commonwealth
2. Limit military and paramilitary jobs to their families, Kins and party members
3. Give immunity to looters who carry their party membership cards
4. Travel their ailing family members abroad for quality treatment
5. Starve science and technology and continue to lift the cause of religion, believing it’s our way out as a nation.

The list is endless. These very people campaigning for this duo are usually the ones begging for giveaways on SM or probably begging for who to employ them on NL. All monikers will be monitored closely, because beyond 2019 when economy further plunges south because of any of this 2, we’d be here to remind you of your undoing. Revolution is here!

The Chelsea legend was seen on his IG page showing off his African dance steps and most importantly the famous Nigerian owned Shaku-Shaku.


The CoteD'ivoire player seems not to be only exceptional in football with his legs, they are well made for some dance moves too.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

See video here:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/25/chelsea-legend-drogba-shows-off-his-shaku-shaku-dance-skills/

1. Religious names enhances business hustle:
Unless you are running a charity or non profit business, Isrealite group of schools won’t make more profit than a regular school name if you are dubious, lazy or probably don’t make extra efforts in your business.
On the same point, Zumuratul business center may indirectly mean we only want profit from Muslims, Christians can stay away please! And vice versa! Do not limit your profit generation to people of your religion alone. Trust me, some religious extremists will be put off immediately by your business name, what if they are bringing you a big fish job?

2. I can use whatever domain that suits me:
I have seen brain tasking domains, I mean domains I need to write down and study like an exam AOC (area of concentration) in order to have it off hand! I mean how can you use domains like www.expediencyinternationalplc....
As if that’s not enough, a business owner who wishes to sell his products to the world using his concentrated tribal name as domain, what is www.okechukwubabasanmiharuna......?
Business names and domain names should never in its least reflect your background unless your business spans and is limited to a particular people of your tribe!

3. I can use whichever TLD is available:
Top Level Domain is what follows your domain name, as in .com, .net etc. Always use the very popular ones except all options have been exhausted!

4. Low prices/charges will always bring me more customers:
As a matter of fact, genuine and big fishes will see it as a strategy to patronize a too-good-to-be-true business which is desperately in need of their cash.

5. Entertainment is an option:
Customers can be very lazy especially when what they are patronizing you for is tedious and energy sapping. They want their job done with even before they start. Don’t do the mistake of thinking it’s their job and hence have to take it as it is, entertain and always make them feel at home.
Furthermore, little hilarious jokes and gists is a form of entertainment! Whatever issue you have on your mind should be left at home, your clients are the last category of people you want to transfer aggression to.
A little speaker playing songs in vogue, daily newspapers/magazines, a bowl of sweets and kolanut e.t.c. will always remind them of a business owner who cares about them!

6. Small businesses don’t need packaging:
This extends to yourself and not limited to your business. Let’s reason, who wants to sit with a graphic designer whose design may take 2 hours smelling like camphor or sweat? I may have patronized you once, never again!
It costs almost nothing to have a business card. It is not necessary to have a full colored business card, visit a press today and ask for a 1 colored business card (way cheaper). Ask for it’s e-copy. Delete those slaying pics off your social media and stuck your e-copy in there!

7. Advert is for made businesses:
don’t wait till you become a billionaire, it takes few thousands to make radio jingles and fliers!

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Read more interesting articles below:
Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/15/7-sme-misconceptions/

An embittered pastor hit the internet to unleash his frustration on the government and its citizens most especially the youths. He said we are a dumb nation. Is he right?

Watch video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euy7lHmO2kA

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/12/pastor-religious-leaders-are-without-brains-beautiful-ones-are-not-yet-born-video/

Following a sour experience at one of Nigeria’s airport, the star actor didn’t fail to make his disappointment known. He even blasted every Nigerian citizen for being too docile while the government strip them of their rights.

Watch excerpts below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIv-zL9JRfY


Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/11/12/actor-kunle-afolayan-buhari-ambode-and-all-airline-officials-are-bastards/