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Your PVC is your power, here naijacomet has compiled a list for all states in an alphabetical order. You don’t have an excuse no more, go and collect it now!


Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/13/pvc-collection-centers-across-the-country/

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Right now, the theme is -do your best and leave the rest


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Damaging a woman’s punà with a pestle doesn’t mean she still won’t fornicate

Albeit, I am a heavyweight champ...don’t try me

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As shared by a Facebook page, a video was posted showing how Ugandan men compete with their newborns over breast milk. They believe it has healthy properties which protects them from ailments.

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Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/13/ugandas-ministry-of-health-many-men-are-increasingly-competing-with-their-babies-over-breastmilk/

The police on Friday captured a 36-year-old Nigerian, Augustine Chimbuyeke, and 21-year-old Uttar Pradesh occupant Yunis Khan from Delhi. The couple provided heroin to the neighborhood youth here.

The police had on August 7 captured three young people with 17-gm heroin in Dharampur. Augustine Chimbuyeke is the second Nigerian to be captured under the NDPS Act in the previous eight days. The blamed were delivered under the watchful eye of a nearby court, which sent them to four-day police guardianship. Extra SP Shiv Kumar Sharma said they couldn’t trace the visa of Chimbuyeke.

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Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/13/a-36-year-old-nigerian-arrested-in-india-for-drug-smuggling/

As seen below, a jobless Nigerian graduate by name Joseph Akpa is holding a flex begging Buhari, Tinubu, Fashola and Dangote for job.

Would you consider him a lazy youth?

Naijacomet however wishes him a good luck.

Source: https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/13/a-jobless-graduate-took-to-the-street-to-beg-buhari-tinubu-fashola-and-dangote-for-job/

Top 7 life hacks you’d need as an adult!


1. Take everything, decide what to use:

This includes the physical and the abstract values of our world. Your parents told you never to eat from no one as a kid but you are over 25 and you still don’t dine with your friends? You should listen to all advice but also choose the one to follow. Blood is not always thicker than water, build your relationship with your friends. Often times than not, your success/breakthrough will come from friends rather than your uncle/auntie!

Whatever values your parents gave you was to protect you as a child, as an adult you need to rethink and redesign those values to suit the kind of person you want to be. The tough job is choosing the right friend, trust me, a Muslim friend may be the reason your Christian life will be wealthy/successful in life and viceversa.

2. Smile with every one, trust no one

People are naturally attracted to happy people; smiling makes you appear so even if you ain’t. It’s an art very hard to master. People tend to be free with happy people and want to go the extra mile; your smile is a weapon that breaks people’s guard, it will help you a lot.

Trust me a lot of people are unhappy!

3. Whatever legit way makes you successful in life, you owe no one any apology.

It doesn’t matter the people who got disgruntled in your quest for success neither does it matter if they got hurt in the process, your success should be their happiness but if they still hold grudges against you, you owe no one no apology. If you don’t make it in life, they’d be the one to point the fingers first. Do your thing and be successful, you are accountable to your very own life alone.

4. Your life is not on a queue, if it’s right, do it!

You are her immediate younger brother but it doesn’t seem right to get married since she is still single, wth? Nigerian mentality will do nothing but mess up the trend of things in your life. Your life is not in sync with no one’s! You don’t have to wait for anyone; so far it’s right and the timing is perfect, do your thing!

5. Whatever you lose chasing success belongs to the garbage indeed:

Life is all about understanding; but some people are born to misunderstand. Don’t be disheartened, it will be fine!

In same vein, the bachelors you lost while building your business was never meant for you. Linda Ikeji is a Dr. and a successful one at that, and I can only imagine how many more honorary degrees she’d receive even though she had never registered for a PhD. At the end it is about the ‘end’ and not the means (must be legit though)

6. If she can’t put up with your lows, she ain’t worth your highs

Don’t be that guy having attained wealth, starts looking for ‘classy’ ladies to marry. She gets angry when you fart in her presence and complains bitterly when you throw your shoes everywhere. Logically, she should also complain whenever she sees a credit alert from you. Don’t be a wise idiot, be humble! Wealth may mean classy house, car, food and all that, NEVER should it mean a CLASSY WIFE.

7. What is good for the goose is NOT always good for the gander

Your friend is pumping in steroids and building muscles; it looks good and you wanna try right? Oh that guy looks good on tattoos and ear piercings; always remember, while his long term life goals is to be a successful body trainer, how would you a potential managing director look when your ears has a hole already?

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Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/12/top-7-life-hacks-to-be-a-successful-adult/

5 Things about you never to feel inferior about


1. Your look:

You have to clear your conscience on this, you didn’t make yourself! The pinnacle of your career is not a function of your look. Stephen Hawking was a celebrated physicist, he was disabled but never let that impede his success.

Any gf/bf who thinks you ain’t worth his/her looks can take the big door out. It is about the fact that you are a gold mine yet to be explored. Be nice, pursue your career and live healthy, that’s all that’s needed to have a king/queen!

2. Your family:

If you have a thing for your family such that you can’t flaunt your siblings even your parents, I will personally run from you. It doesn’t matter whatever you are going through, why should you hide your dad or introduce your mother to your friends as your cleaner?

Some will rather post pictures from friends’ rich parents mansion than from their very own village bungalow. It is not about the short term goals, it is about the fact that you may be a pauper for now, years to come means you will be great. Greatness is appreciated the most when you keep pictures of your humble life as souvenirs. No one will appreciate ‘Jumoke the estate manager’ but ‘Jumoke the bread seller’.

Enjoy your moments of suffering and chase greatness!

3. Your short-term business/career

You studied accountancy but no job, all you can do is venture into carpentry and you are quite making profits even if it’s peanut. It’s saddening to realize people shy away from what brings food to their table. That business is a means to an end, don’t give up while being a carpenter, still pursue your accountancy goals and it’s only a matter of time. Be proud and shout ‘I am a carpenter’ when friends working with Glo ask you what you do atm. It doesn’t mean you won’t account for NNPC tomorrow.

4. Your beliefs/opinion

Whatever beliefs you have are your life’s building blocks. This topic is very sensitive because everything you’ll be in life is an accumulation of your beliefs per time. Be careful what you believe in and don’t be ashamed about it. Let people know what you stand for, remember, it is not a disease!

5. Choices you make:

You are studying fine arts but you are intimidated by friends in engineering and and medicine? Seriously? You love slender-built women and your wife is one but you get intimidated by your friends with BBW? I don’t know what to say to you! Be proud of your choices not minding if they were mistakes, the sad thing is if you never learn from them!

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/09/5-things-about-you-never-to-feel-inferior-about/

You should know accurate but soft fists to the upper diaphragm of a choking individual…scroll below for more details. Be the first aid box, it shouldn’t always be a box. A lot have died due to ignorance of people around!

3. Swimming:

You wish to be a combatant soldier, you apply to army, Navy, and Airforce year in and out by you don’t know how to swim. Seriously? You like boat rides but you don’t think the knowledge of swimming is important. It is my pleasure to let you in on the fact that a particular percentage of people drown even with floating tubes every year. Be warned! Don’t be a statistics!

4. Ride a bicycle:

This may not be actually important but it will save you someday when your car won’t start and you have to get to a nearby destination pretty quick, it is always faster than that footwagen of yours.

And no, it’s not only for farmers and wretched people! Professors in the US drive bicycles around the school. Contribute to your personal fitness and also reduce global warming, stop carrying your car to the toilet to pupu!

5. Basic mechanical knowledge of a car:

This is very important especially for drivers and travelers. It doesn’t matter if you are the one driving the car or not. I remembered someday I was traveling to Abuja but our car broke down unfortunately along the road of a village notorious for robbery acts. Our savior was in the form of a man who has spent quality time with basics need of his very own car. The following week I dismantled my old man’s car…..hehehehe

6. Basic electrical knowledge:

We all know how unstable power supply in Nigeria can be where just one phase will be available out of the usual 3, now do you have to call an electrician every time you need to change phase in your home (not on the pole)? Do you even know what fuse means? In some homes, the man is so lazy in that respect such that it’s the wife who switches fuse between regular power and generator. Don’t be surprised, some men don’t know what fuse looks like.

How about the fact that the general power supplied to your home is AC? That the fuse cut sometimes and may be the reason why every home is lit and yours ain’t? Can you also change your broken bulb or wait for Baba Suliya the electrician to come fix it as usual. Step up your game man!

7. Barbing skills:

This is not as important as others but trust me it will save you a lot of stress. Some men can’t even shave themselves. It’s an interesting fact to have to sit your son down and give him a good low cut or Obama cut. You don’t have to be an expert, just know the basics and you’ll be good to go.

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Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/06/7-know-hows-expected-of-every-man/

1. Drive a car:

It beats my imagination how a man with pregnant wife and little children will find it easy to live amidst a world of chaos without knowing how to drive. What if she is in labour in the middle of the night and the only available car is your Neighbour’s car whose driver ain’t around?

Or probs you amidst a kidnapping situation and a car is available to ease your escape, that means you just shot yourself in the leg.

It doesn’t matter if you have a car or not, get out and go find someplace to learn. Any driving school owner in the house?

2. First aid:

We have abused the meaning of first aid. The mention of that in most mind means a small box with tools but NO! You should know how to help out someone choking on food. Also how to take good care of a bleeding colleague or a friend bitten by snake.

10 cogent qualities to instill in your little children.


1. Confidence:

You are on a shopping spree with your son in shoprite but you think you should protect him by speaking to the cashier for him? That’s very wrong by all standards. When he wants anything, tell him how to go by it:

Hello, may I get a bar of chocolate please?

Teach him, there is no age requirement to being able to standup for oneself. How long can you protect them? You don’t even know how soon you gonna leave them. No one is wishing another death here, be a realist for once!

2. Courtesy:

For every little act of help/kindness, let your child know ‘thank you’ doesn’t cost a thing. Your daughter just bought a bar of chocolate, it doesn’t matter if you spent your money to buy it, teach her to say a ‘thank you’, it is free to say, but will earn you invaluable respect from onlookers!

3. Sex education:

Are you still telling your boy that new borns are delivered via the anus? Continue, ok?

How about he learns the truth from a spoilt girl/aunty?

He is brave enough to ask you what condom means and you are yelling ‘shut up’ at him, don’t forget the internet is at his disposal. He will never trust you enough to discuss sensitive information with you, he’d rather turn to strangers outside. Result is you’ve lost your son, not literally though.

Still on the matter, if your daughter sees her first period and she gets scared crying, you are a special failure, not the ‘F’ type you see in the university though.

4. How to use the PC:

Your child tried using your PC, you caught him but to yell and rebuke him? Really? Which decade do you think you are, or you still think they carry slates and chalk to school?

‘Oh he is gonna spoil my laptop, things are expensive under buhari’

Oh my, you had let him get familiar with computer right from childhood. In Nigeria, the next few years may mean no lecturer will waste his time writing long pages on the board, it’s gonna be a central system of learning, students will have to download notes and assignments. Don’t be your child’s undoing. Let him use that PC or buy him one, just deal with parental control and you are good. Remember cafes still exist, the porn you fear in your home, the cafes are willing to dish!

5. Politics:

Can you recite state and capital? Do you still think akwaibomites are Igbo people? Probs you still think Nasarawa people are Hausa people? Some have never heard there is a region called middlebelt! If you don’t want your children in same shoe you are, you had better expose them now! Let them stand away from the crowd. There is nothing as impressive as when a boy/girl of ten years discusses educative politics outside.

6. How to properly bathe:

Listen, whatever you teach him/her on bathing is what he/she is gonna stick to for the rest of his/her life. If you teach him to be 60% clean, he/she may never pass that level of cleanliness as an adult.

Teach them as young as possible, don’t let any aunty, uncle or cousin bathe them when on vacation/holidays. It will save them, trust me!

7. Sharing:

Teach them to understand everything in life is privilege, and that nothing beats the happiness you feel in sharing. Selfless values are invaluable.

Trust me, the world hates selfish folks and akagums!

8. Pray

Teach them how to pray, tell them to lead family prayers in mornings and in the night.

9. Punctuality

Teach them the importance of this. It will save them as adults. Punctuality is a value that can be mastered over decades, help them by teaching them early!

10. Truth:

It breaks my heart to realize 90% of Nigerian parents will beat their wards for saying the truth. He broke the mirror, told you and the next thing is give him 3 dirty slaps; you are not helping the child neither are you your child.

Let them realize punishment is reduced for saying the truth, but extreme when hidden. It will help them as adults, even beyond the shores of Africa!

This is an addition, please whatever superstitious beliefs you grew up with, never share with your kids. Like seriously?

‘If they eat while standing up, the food will settle down on their legs’.

Children are inquisitive, one day she tries it and realizes you are a big fat liar!

BTW, such superstitions will only render them dull, imagine sharing such shyte in a biology class which already told them food moves through our intestines?





https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/05/10-cogent-qualities-to-instill-in-your-little-children/

The assaulted Midland Savings and loans customer bought a 2 bedroom house

Madam Patience Osafor the victim of the battery by a Ghana police officer has been bought a 2 bedroom house to settle her to avoid civil suit against the bank. Here are excerpts from a video shared:

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Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/04/the-assaulted-midland-savings-and-loans-customer-bought-a-2-bedroom-house/

5 qualities you should consider minor in marriage!

1. Big behind:

This is the root of all adultery in the future. Seriously? What is wrong with young men and moderation in recent times? The most awkward is most young guys do these for social security, that they’d be applauded by their choice of woman.

As perfect as our young beauties with big behind are, they are not to be married for short term goals. If you do, you’d regret it in the nearest decade, be warned!

2. Big bosoms

Beauties with big bosoms rock but bro if you don’t have love beyond this quality, mid and old age may mean chaos as you may be forced into adultery!

3. Hair:

Yes! You read that well!

“Oh, she has the hair of a mammywater” thoughts will land you in disappointment pretty soon. Women go bald, are you with me? Of a truth, they are even the carriers of baldness genetically, it’s just more pronounced in men.

4. Skin:

Her skin dey give your body ogbonge spasms now abi. No wahala! Her skin is like mirror and you can see yourself, continue!

No condition is permanent, you may be rich and can take care of her today but who knows tomorrow? Change is the only constant thing, that skin will stop reflecting your image and wrinkles will dawn, will you stop loving her now?

5. Nails:

If you have ever seen what’s left of a whitlow ridden finger, you’d learn to appreciate love within!

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https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/04/5-qualities-you-should-consider-minor-in-marriage/

As against lol, lmao, ROTFL and the likes, social media is evolving with newly formed acronyms, the most popular are explained below:

MCM: Man Crush Monday

This is especially used by ladies to refer to the man with the most attractive features on their list, or perhaps celebrity or BF IRL (don’t worry, I’d tell you what IRL means later).

WCW: Woman Crush Wednesday

This is the alternate meaning of MCM, it’s just that it’s used on Wednesdays as against MCM used on Mondays.

TBH: To Be Honest

This is basically used to convince whomever you are conversing with. Like:

TBH, you are my WCW.

TBT: Throw-Back Thursdays

This is used on thursdays to dish out old memories most especially in pictures.

TT: Transformation Tuesday

This is an acronym for Tuesdays, to showcase workout goals, new haircut, whichever kind of transformation that comes to mind.

FBF: Flash-Back Friday

This is somewhat similar to TBT

LB: Like Back

This is mostly seen on pages of celebrities and it means to like back whatever they might have posted to their fans.

HMU: Hit Me Up

Literally means call/text me.

TIL: Today I Learned

IRL: In Real Life


Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/03/trending-social-media-acronyms-every-user-should-know/

Here is seen wizkid release new pictures as twitter fans go Gaga over him!

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See more pics below
Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/02/wizkid-releases-new-sultry-pics-rocking-matching-color-with-car-twitter-fans-go-gaga/

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The air is getting tense as general elections draw nearer, in a video clip is seen Fela durotoye enforcing morals by stopping a supposed ‘big man’ from jumping the queue at the Abuja airport. Presidential aspirant Omoyele was also in attendance at the scene; here are excerpts from the video clip:

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See more pictures here
Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/02/fela-durotoye-forces-a-nigerian-big-man-to-join-the-queue-at-abuja-airport/

A North Carolina man paid $8.8 million by an adulterer sleeping with his wife.

A man named Francisco Huizar III has been ordered by a judge in North Carolina to pay one Keith King – the troubled husband of an adulterous wife. Keith caught his wife with Francisco realizing they have been having an affair for like 16 months.

It is legal for a person to sue any persons his or her spouse has had adultery with outside of their marriage, referred to as alienation of affection.

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Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/02/a-north-carolina-man-paid-8-8-million-by-an-adulterer-sleeping-with-his-wife/

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There was a peaceful protest yesterday over what can be referred to as death trap-the status of the Oyo-Ogbomoso express way. See pictures in the link below:


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Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/02/ogbomoso-oyo-commuters-cry-out-over-incessant-fatal-accidents-on-road-calls-fg/

Here it is as shared by a Facebook user:

Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/02/board-member-of-bauchi-subeb-dismissed-because-he-associates-with-speaker-dogara/