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The 2 times Vice President of the Federal Republic took to twitter to condemn President Buhari’s act of finding solace in traveling to London for all his medical needs; little did he expect twitter users to clap back at him so hard. See excerpts after the cut:

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/25/twitter-users-blast-atiku-over-comment-on-buhari-see-the-comment/

Mrquincy:
Impressive and educative response thanks alot, but I still want to be clear on why the OP mentioned in the 2nd category of his write up that Smokers lungs are removed at the morgue when they die. Even though he didn't say why I want to believe it's for same purpose of autopsy to determine cause of death yeah?, but then is this a standard practice in the morgue for the lungs of Victims of smoking to be removed when they die? Because the OP made it seem so hence my curiosity.

Well, I am not a doctor but I once saw an embalmed corpse of a smoker who had a respiratory tract disease. The morgue worker said they had to take that out to prevent inflammation cum decay since that part is infected.

1. Burial ground:

I used to have a colleague who happens to be a germophobe, I’ll always tell her, I do hope you know the germs you run from is present in thousands in your mouth, genitals and on your skin? Someone cannot step on your toes in peace, you must shout! The dirt you so fight people against, remember is your final home!

2. Morgue:

Have you seen how they embalm smokers, most especially those with respiratory tract problems? They rip them open, thrash their lungs and all that, needle them up like a sac of yam. It doesn’t matter if you were an army general of the fleet, you’d be served this treatment.

A warning to the proud and principled, you can’t move with ordinary people and you have class, well I do hope a visit will teach you to know we are all nothing but a bag of flesh and blood!

3. Orphanages/IDP camps:

Your parents never did their best, they served you garri and ekpa every afternoon right? When you visit these places, some children only wished they have someone they could call Mum, dad, brother, sister et al. At the IDP camp, you’d see a lot of people who smile only when they get to eat 1 meal per day.

Don’t be a selfish living being, it is not about you alone!

4. Abroad:

When I mentioned abroad, I mean the western world, Asia, Australia and other parts of Africa. It is not only enough to live through your kind and culture, living life means traveling to see the world, see people of different colors, their delicacies, values, and most specifically beliefs.

Need I remind you one of the best education you can give yourself is this; it will teach and perfect your behaviors, how to treat people and how to handle sensitive issues, trust me!

5. Vacations/wild:

It doesn’t matter if you are a teacher and can hardly afford 3 square meals, make sure you save up and visit the wild/resort at least once in your life time. It will give you a sense that better appreciates the work of God and nature. Trust me there are some creatures/natural resources you never believe existed.

It doesn’t necessarily have to be a vacation in Hawaii, gather your family, lodge in an hotel and have a great time in one of our resorts/falls/ranches.

6. Historical Museums:

Well, I have to tell you if you don’t know that you are a product of various genetic combinations; having said that, you’d agree with me it is only fair to know about the men whose genetic material you inherited. Visit a museum today, learn about your ancestors, city, state, and country to better understand where you are coming from, and where you are going!

7. Court room/Prison:

It doesn’t mean you’ll be a prisoner but trust me, it will serve as a guide especially to the big boys, fraudsters and most importantly the hot-tempered who picks up knives and broken bottles at the slightest provocation. Don’t be a convict before you’d appreciate the invaluable price of freedom, visit there at least once to understand life needs to be threaded softly!


Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/24/7-places-you-must-visit-as-an-adult-in-your-lifetime/

This is as shared by a senior lecturer of the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology, Ogbomoso on his Facebook page.

“The National Universities Commission (NUC) has granted full accreditation to not fewer than twenty four out of the twenty nine academic programmes which its representatives came to re-examine at the Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH), between May and June, 2018. It also gave interim nod to the remaining five others. None of the courses was denied accreditation.

The Commission in a letter dated August 14, 2018, titled: “Results of the May/June, 2018 accreditation of academic programmes in Nigerian Universities”, and signed by the Executive Secretary, Prof. Abubakar Rasheed, alerted that full accreditation status would be valid for a period of five years while those granted interim accreditation would be valid for two years after which the programmes are revisited.

Some of the courses granted full accreditation includes Medicine and Surgery, Nursing, Physiology, Medical Laboratory Science, Anatomy, Accounting, Marketing, Transport Management, Agriculture and Food Science. Others are, Civil Engineering, Computer Engineering, Food Engineering, Electrical/Electronic Engineering and Mechanical Engineering.

Others are Architecture, Urban and Regional Planning, Computer Science, Biochemistry, Mathematics, Pure and Applied Biology, and Pure and Applied Chemistry. The body also allowed full accreditation Science Laboratory Technology and Earth Sciences (Geology)

The five programmes granted interim accreditations are: Agricultural Engineering, Chemical Engineering, Fine and Applied Arts, Pure and Applied Physics and Statistics.

—

Lekan Fadeyi, mNIPR

Head, Public and Alumni Relations Unit,

Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH),

Ogbomoso,

Oyo State,

Nigeria.

Tel: +2348037145385”

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/24/lautech-shines-at-accreditation-exercise/

As shared in a picture post on Facebook:

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/23/freshfm-demolition-how-ayefele-invited-bulldozer/

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Dem don use all the horses do kundi

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D kind hunger wey dey wire people no be small thing

As shared in an official letter submitted by the Federal Controller of Works, Lagos State.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/23/third-mainland-bridge-to-be-closed-between-friday-24th-and-sunday26th/

A gubernatorial aspirant under the PDP – Engr. Seyi Makinde visited the Palace of the Olubadan of Ibadan to officially make his political intentions known. As shared on his Facebook page,

“I visited his royal majesty, the Olubadan of Ibadan land, Oba Saliu Adetunji, Aje Ogungunniso I in his palace today. I informed him of my intention to run for the office of the governor of Oyo State.I made a promise to make Oyo State great again and also congratulated him on his 90th birthday anniversary. #SeyiMakinde2019 #Omituntun2019 #OyoState #PDP #Sallah”

see excerpts below:

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/22/engr-seyi-makinde-visits-olubadan-to-declare-his-gubernatorial-aspiration/

Irate Oyo State youths was seen earlier this week destroying billboards, posters and other things carrying the OYSG brand. This is believed is the aftermath of the demolition of the popular gospel artiste’s radio station – Yinka Ayefele.

See pictures after the cut:

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:

https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/21/freshfm-demolition-irate-youths-destroy-anything-carrying-oysg/

1. I leave everything to God crew:

This is the worst of them all! What exactly are you leaving for God? I don’t remember him being your personal assistant you’d leave all undone jobs for.

This attitude can only mean one thing: ACCEPTING DEFEAT! Ayefele didn’t leave construction work to God when he was raising that structure, telling us he leaves everything to God now churns my stomach so bad.

Stand up and do the needful; lest people slap you from the right waiting for the left!

2. It happened for a purpose crew:

This is an excuse for the incapable/lazy people. You missed a huge interview by some minutes and you are here laughing it happened for a reason? Should we take that as some sort of consolation for you?

You are the architect of everything that happens; man up, take responsibility and learn never to be bitten twice!

3. I cannot kill myself crew:

These are the extremely lazy folks. You cannot kill yourself bawo? Haven’t you heard?

‘Get rich or die trying’

Yes it is as bad as that! Ok it’s actually not about the riches but being a successful man/woman is your essence. Be good at what you do and give everything a good fight. Don’t give up on life, let life give up on you!

4. Gods time is the best crew:

These people are the extremist who want things to fall in place spontaneously in a disturbed world. The God’s time you are waiting for will never come and in the event it does, you are off your prime!

5. Marry! More money will come your way crew:

Ok, logically, a man of 5 wives will also have more money than a man with 2. If this is the advice your friend can offer you, kindly create the distance, it is not pride. If you don’t, before you say jack, he has drawn you into his mediocre perspective about life!

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/19/5-types-of-friends-you-should-keep-a-distance-from/

Oyindidi:
Na pepper be that for the pot?

Raw pepper o

Munzy14:
Lol no need attacking u, we know what u are calling for.

lalasticlala, missyB3, Dominique fp for the eforiro.
daewoorazer for President... lol

Don’t mind the boy...he is good for nothing

Albeit, thank you, your excellency

MorningStar233:
It looks nice dear

Thanks sir/Ma

Oyindidi:
Make I bring plate I like to eat food wey my oga cook but him dey once in 5 years

Look who we have here....oya bring plate

Fast forward....add cooked meat, salt and other seasoning to taste....

Here it is ready waiting for pounded yam

Fry your blended pepper, make sure the soup is thick and all the water is almost evaporated...

As for me, I don’t like watery soup...

Different strokes for different folks


Then add your properly squeezed veggies

When you shop for pepper and it’s ‘cohorts’, make sure to buy those plumpy, fluffy, and full colored! It makes your soup look good. Trust me color is important in food psychology...

This is my blended stuff

Rinse and Boil your meat properly...meat do carry worms. Cook properly please....

In my case, I almost finished meat on fire....I can’t withstand the visual abeg

Can you see the stones? Use your microscope

Cut your veggies the manual way,

boil perfectly in water; short term boiling and make sure you retain the green stuff...

rinse well, you don’t wanna develop kidney stone

Ok....I’m daewoorazer

Sure, wife dey on her way but while she is at that, bachelors in the house we can do our thing right? You know why?

1. Who will cook u good food wen she is heavy with twins
2. Probs she is on a trip; must u eat iya safu bukateria?
3. It is romantic trust me

Hence, I’m gonna tell u the ingredients I used.

PS: I am a man and didn’t study foods&nutrition in school, so don’t expect something huge...this is my best.

Bachelors in the house shall we?

1. Tatashe (in Yoruba)
2. Rodo
3. Green leaf
4. Locust bean
5. Dried crayfish
6. Palm oil
7. Maggi
8. Sieve
9. Salt
10. Meat and other assorted shytes
11. Cleanliness without which no man shall want to taste ur food


Nairalanders come join me o

As usual, Nigerian youths rushed the page of the Head of the public complaint rapid response unit (PCRRU) over what seemed like a long overdue victory over a part of the force-SARS which they claim to have robbed Nigerians of their human rights. SARS was recently ordered to be overhauled by the acting President Yemi Osinbajo. See excerpts after the cut.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

See more comments here
Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/15/sars-overhaul-nigerians-shade-yomi-shogunle-on-twitter/

Kogi’s bye election: salt and vegetable oil shared by APC to woo electorates.


As shared by a twitter user who is disturbed by the act of APC politicians during the Kogi bye election,

‘See what the politicians of today have reduced Nigerian citizens to.
This act should be criminalised and no party should be allowed to do this during an election.

Imagine what this Policeman is protecting. For what? A bye election in Kogi? No… It should not get to this level’


Seen below is a bag souvenir containing table salt and vegetable oil.

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Source:
https://naijacomet.com/2018/08/14/kogis-bye-election-salt-and-vegetable-oil-shared-by-apc-to-woo-electorates/

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