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No doubt women are beautiful creatures and today we celebrate them. To our mothers who loved our fathers for who they are and we the wards hitherto, you are forever cherished!

Unfortunately in recent decades, the patience and perseverance exhibited by our mothers have been eaten away off the genome of larger percentage of today’s ladies. To them, naira is the answer off all things. These said ladies possess the 9 traits below:


1. Bleak future:

I regard them as the NFA (no future ambition) ladies. Logically, for them to use wealth as filter in their search for love translates to no belief in self or career. They are the complete antonyms of whatever you can refer the likes of Dora Akunyili, Chimamanda as. These category of ladies are the types who genetically change form to men as time goes by, they grow hunch at their backs and their shoulder width increase due to excessive consumption of MR Biggs chicken, ice cream etal.

2. Complacency:

Once these type of ladies nail on a rich man after long years of search, they become complacent. They have found their Calvary- a place of rest. Ebenezer! That, they scream (to this point God has helped me, I can’t go beyond). Those amongst them who have O’level never strive for bachelors and those with bachelors never strive for masters after you meet them. They become completely complacent because their definition of success lies but in the power of Naira.


3. Hassle-filled marriage:

Once you marry them, especially the ones with 7siblings or more. They’d make sure they transfer every one of them to your new abode. You get to pay for every of their tuitions and what have we. You officially become the ATM of the whole family. Invariably, calling you their messiah ain’t a far-fetched truth. It gets even worse if your mother-in-law is the type who depends solely on her sons-in-law. Believe me, you are literally in hot soup!

4. Lousy lifestyle

Such ladies see every reason to celebrate every birthday of the kids but never a singular reason to invest (that’s if they understand what investment means). If given chance, they’d celebrate 2years, 2(1/4), 2(1/2) for a 2 year old. Their reactions at the mention of the word ‘Party’, every knee of theirs must bow. Not even their husband can tell them not to attend. They’d rather borrow money saved for their ward’s education to pay for aso-ebi.

5. Not, never accountable

These set of ladies think of nothing but how to divert every penny that comes to them into their accounts. These are the ones you give 10,000 for soup; they pocket 3,000 and sparingly spend the rest on its original purpose. Some are even worse; in a case where the husband is abroad and sends tuitions to the Mum back home, Mum would rather take her wards to schools which charge lesser tuitions and pocket the rest of the money sent.

6. Hostility

These category of girls become hostile to such extent that they start requesting their husbands to part ways with his childhood friends. Friends they struggled to the top together, these ladies will tell their husbands to leave them. They’d come with all sorts of excuses.

‘Don’t buy them drinks no more’

‘Don’t see Kola anymore, he will introduce you to all these young girls and I don’t like it’...

Insecurity sets in because they believe if their husband should look elsewhere, that translates to poverty as they can’t stand on their own.

7. Laziness and Pride

Once you marry them, they become ‘mamana’. How do I mean? They start walking around the house in granny panties and gigantic bras. Since they have succeeded in ‘catching’ their supposed wealthy man, what’s next is to become unattractive. They never keep in shape, wealth blinds their reasoning that they forget the qualities which attracted their husbands in the first place.

They are quick to abuse fellow road users on highway. Talk of cars bought by the husband, any dent on it translates to abuses, curses and fights. They become possessive than the ‘possessor’.

8. Fetish lifestyle

As young spinsters, they are desperate. These groups are the most fertile. They use every means to tie you down but in most cases - with pregnancy. They visit all manners of amadiohas and babalawos to make you think of their selfish self alone. Shine your eyes

9. Loose privates

On the premise that they easily wanna get pregnant to tie every rich guy they come across down, they tend to abort a lot in a world where rich men are very wise and never want to settle with them. Also, due to far and wide sampling of ‘wealthy guys’, they give in to every guy with flashy cars, this doesn’t exclude the lazy guys who live fake lifestyles by borrowing flashy cars.

Do I need say more? Once you sight a lady searching for wealthy guys by fire and thunder, run with your brain, arms and legs!

A word is........

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Shugavee:
So this how u people want to answer the question or divert it!! If u don't like my thread or me rather!! Dont bother wasting ur mb by write ur life history!!! Answer the question or let it go!!! Am seriously not worth ur plenty talk!! I care less abt u

Your lexical command of English makes me think u think with ur neck


Who go marry u sef talk less of asking us our contributions...we don't need another mama peace in our lives


She reeks of rejection.. We don't like u.. Neither do we ur thread

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NOBODY EVEN DESERVES TO ASK THIS QUESTION.
NOBODY.

YOU CAN'T LOOK AROUND THE WORLD, IN YOUR STREETS, YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR FAMILY, AND ASK THE CONTRIBUTION OF MEN.

SHE SHOULD ASK HER MOTHER IF IT WAS ONLY SEX HER FATHER CONTRIBUTED.

Savage

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BROS THIS THREAD IS COVERED IN SHAME. HER ILLITERACY IS SOMETHING.
I SWEAR I NEVER IMAGINED I WOULD COME ACROSS A PERSON THIS NAIVE, AND CLOUDED BY LACK OF REASONING.

She has a partner with d same genetic make up...Makydebbie or what’s her monika

makydebbie:
Not being anyway sexist, even people know me better than that. But this thread is very reasonable. This is where you should see logical arguments and know more on the worth of men. I'll still say the same thing if the table was turned so you're not making sense here.



Lol, don't even go there. A financially independent woman can do more than this. You think someone like Omotola Jalade or Tiwa Savage cannot do this in the house and even more if her husband retires or something? What sort of point or argument is this?



Please, the hypocrisy in this post is screaming. So when men create threads that women are useless it's very cool abi? It doesn't, what's the phrase again? 'downgrade the effort of women'.

At this point I was speechless. You haven't seen gold digging guys at all? In this life? I'm still speechless.


I think you should do same.
Nairaland lol.

I wanted to reply you, but realized you don’t understand the meaning of intelligible. Do this forum some goodness by allowing learned and intelligent women comment ok?

scully95:
This is where you are making a big mistake. CHina is just furthering its own interest more but giving Nigerians development which is good(far better than the anglozionist empire) but the best is showing Nigerians how to fish but not giving Nigeria fish each time.
Russia is ready to teach Nigeria how to Fish but your Anglozionist empire is blocking that. That is Nigeria today for you.

You seem to hate the anglozonists a lot but are they really the problem? Who did the likes of Britain and others blame before they attained such great feats?

Blame game is shitty and I'm still saying it's about we citizens.

You mentioned an excellent point sir about teaching us how to fish but don't you think when the call for masses to be trained (in science and technology) in China comes blasting in beagles, even the intelligent ones amongst us know it's not for them. You'd agree with me the choice of individuals becomes political and it becomes shared amongst illiterates who cannot even spell 'science' in the least. The way through which the intelligent ones condole themselves without the selfish politicians meddling is via scholarships and is ofcourse handled by westerners or Easterners as d case may be. Such intelligent ones are tempted with all sort of goodies when they reach the west that they'd never think of coming back home. They are given citizenship, paid well, accommodated and treated well. Of course who would want to come back anyways?

The anglozonists you are blaming for our woes has power because we let them. The same way Libya allowed them to use their brains against such a good leader hussaine... 'without a crack in the wall, the lizard cannot enter', this, we should always remember!

We are missing a point and that's our individual makeup: part of which I mentioned on the issue of cowardice and all that. Until we battle selfishness individually, even if all the country in the world comes to our rescue, we'd still fumble.

Imagine this scenario, if Nigeria today, all her citizens and politicians are transferred to the United States today, it's only a matter of days before US becomes another Nigeria.

Politicians in the US rule to make their names indelible in the sands of time, ours rule to siphon enough money that'd suffice their lazy assës beyond the period of their political reign.

Nukilia:
The sad truth is that we have to depend on one for now. cheesy grin

You don't have to be sad

But Britain and others, on whose shoulders did they rise?

As long as we keep depending on them, they won't stop giving us conditions that will keep us withing the siege they have mounted around our development

1. The fact that China is the lesser evil between US and the former is but a transient one. China is still rising relatively speaking (wrt US), hence they need not raise their shoulder pads yet....however, I assure you they will assume US’ position once they are world’s power in whatever ramification they deem.

If you don’t believe me, China is more of a racist than US. Any Chinese who marries an African is condemned socially. Conduct your research and get back to me.

2. The way out for Africa lies in the palm of its citizens. Our problem remains selfish leaders. While these technology giants prepare and save for posterity in tens of years to come, our leaders save for their selfish potbellies tens of years from now.

We have brains in Nigeria, trust me, i have met Nigerians in the west whose projects are featured on world’s best science article websites. I would have loved to mention names but that would give my identity and many others away.

3. Nigerians are cowards and we fear death a lot. This is but as a result of religion. Westerners see death as a natural phenomenon and hence they ain’t scared of it. That was why revolution against bad leaders was easier in many western countries. An average Nigerian will run at the sight of camouflage, even if the soldier ain’t wielding any weapon.

Let’s take for instance the resistance which took over turkish streets during the last failed coup. You’d see how citizens humiliated soldiers and stood for their rights.

In Nigeria especially the yorubas (im Yoruba), the root of cowardice has taken strong hold in our polity. The reason ain’t far fetched, we are the most religious. Only the Hausas are the more mean and can lead revolution against bad leaders but it’s saddening, what we lacked for in courage, they had in abundance. The same way what they lacked for in civilization(knowledge), we have in abundance( of course the Yoruba race led civilization right from independence).

Conclusively, I’m saying the citizens of this great nation need one another more than ever. The subset connecting us should be social status and not politics.

It’s high time we stopped fighting against one another for the benefit of these corrupt politicians. I read a thread yesterday where some hoodlumps maltreated a guy because he probably spoke the bitter truth. How sad?


US or China, we shouldn’t depend on none. The China that supports us today without conditions is only a matter of time.

I can’t write enough. The more I write, the more sad I’d become. Enough said

That’s how girls are my friend...
Are u a newcomer in this game?

If your GF’s friend were to be ur GF and viceversa, I assure you you’d still think the same.

1. When girls fûck you, they tend to be real with their characters and hide few things

2. The friend giving you respect today will wash u up once you start doing jangilover in ze oza room