₦airaland Forum

Oh yes, it is.....but only to some people

Some of us eyes are wide open

You tried. Kudos.

I hate snakes a lot
Was a few seconds away from losing someone very dear to me. All in less than 3mins.

Tell mum to be watchful from now or better still, fumigate the farm surroundings.

That's quite high.

Good thing the incumbent is not using it as an excuse for under performance.

Nigerians never ceases to amaze. So this is the new way to campaign for one's political affiliation

I'm trying to figure out how this act will ensure more votes

My mind is on the Samsung Galaxy S7 and the Xiaomi Mi5.


Not saying I'ld buy either, but just curious to see what they bring.

In as much as this is a comedic statement, I cant help but remember pre-elections when the APC also threatened to do same if they lost.

Nigerians are indeed funny

Dude Really?? You asking us??

Ok. Give her an award. Just on the basis that she was innocent enough to go clubbing with him.

I'm still finding it funny sha. N82M for dinner?? Nigerian politicians I hail!!!

Una (BH) no dey die finish sef?

Nigerians really love their homeland/place of origin, because I frankly don't get why people are still staying in Borno, Adamawa and Yobe. I would have left there many years ago.

Hopefully, peace returns soon so that their suffering will end.

Still wonder why Nigerians dont also blame the police whenever BH strikes. Seems the police officers in those zones dont do jack sh*t.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

Was surprised to see fixed charge on my bill last week. Almost insulted the attendant, but kept my cool. Now I know better.

P.S : electricity supply has dropped frantically.

Sister in-law??

Well, like the title goes 'really crazy'.


Made me remember a dude that humped 3girls of his B.E, and a new 1 on the wedding day. Left the newly married wife at the hotel, told her he was going to get some more money at home for the honeymoon, then called me to go and open his house that a new girl is on her way over, and that I should keep her company before he gets home.

Nothing we no dey see for Naija

Cant all these retards just blow them selves up during training and rehearsals?

R.I.P to the dead and quick recovery to the wounded

1United1:
Park Well! After you will your open to talk to the president. So upon your so claimed knowledge, you didn't know Emefiele is from Onicha Ugbo in Asaba Delta? Ndi ara

And because you are an uneducated ekpa, you didn't see where I said that 'I thought the name sounded like an Urhobo name' which was why I think he made a gaffe.

Understand before you speak. Orue!!

I was disappointed with some of his replies, especially of the issue of DSS disobeying court orders. The court determines who's guilty or not. If the government had evidence, then they should have proved a good case, rather than blatant disrespect for the judiciary.

Also, the issue of the avoiding questions by saying 'why didn't you ask the previous administration' was immature. He's in charge now and should give his opinions/plans.

I also think he made a gaffe by calling Godwin Emefiele an Igbo man. I thought the name sounded like an urhobo name.

Respect to Kayode. Comfortable and articulate.

Flirtyy:
One urhobo man? See this "waste" o... Can u even read?

Ogboru na 10people abi? Abi dem tell you say this verdict dey talk about Okowa and Otega??

Onieda!!

Goodboiyy:
Dont you think its foolish of you to insult an entire tribe ?

You can imagine the nonsense. Just because 1 Urhobo man dey challenge result (which he has been doing for over a decade), that 'thing' dey insult full tribe.

Better Orue!!

Flirtyy:
These urhobo people should go and sit down somewhere and let Anioma rule jare! Ibori, Uduaghan now they want to still force themselves inside, Greedy lot!

Forget what Femi Falana said. In my language, this right here is what we call Ekpa!!!

Aghanel:
Ogboru never Baff to win Okowa abi him think say na Uduaghan Tenure?...Btw I dnt seem 2 undastand why Otega join pple wen dey go Court? Person wen no even win any Local Govt including his own LGA. Nawao 2 him o as shame no dy catch am.

Hahaha

Baroba:
The guy na her fiance, and she ain't a baby mama..

The title alleged that she was.

I for fear before o. The guy dey enjoy sha.

Moet na babymama too??

Heard it too. But still no confirmation yet.

To the lady above, Ogboru was 2nd. Frankly, Otega no get mouth reach fof Delta state to take win election against Okowa and Ogboru. E never baff.

Congratulations to her

Welcomed development

24th and 28th join .

Abeg make ATMs get money o make person no go dey stranded.

Season's greetings y'all

Oga which side you dey?

1 minute, you are criticizing, the next minute you are praising the same people.

Took quite a while for him to address Nigerians on this issue.

Hopefully, it ends soon. Cause N130/litre while still not readily available is not funny at all.

Meanwhile, talk to Emefiele because GTB just gave me a monthly limit notice of $1000 internationally, from Jan, 1, 2016 which I find to be totally ludicrious.

fratermathy:
The Jakpa issue is too small for people to rant about as if their lives depend on it. There is a popular junction at the gateway to Warri known as Jakpa junction which is followed by Jakpa road, I guess that's where that impression comes from.
The ethnically oriented comments are not new. Some of these guys spend their whole time looking for rancour and how to ignite issues which are totally unnecessary or can be ignored. Some people lack approach, civility and amity. They speak anyhow and lack any form of control whatsoever. Imagine someone conjuring up Itsekiri-Urhobo slavery all because of Olu of Warri issue. Is that even needed? Was it necessary to prove any point. ?

In any case, I always fight these guys back so that they can understand that their delusions of grandeur is only that of a toddler just learning how to craw.

Jakpa is part of a metropolitan Warri. Its Uvwie.
As for the teenagers, I've learnt not to too get involved. One f**l even said Osubi people abi airport pay homage to the Olu.

The simple truth is that the title is cosmetic. His powers are limited. Even during the mourning period, Okere that is just close to the palace was still flexing on a regular while Itsekiris were forbidden to do so. Why didn't these teenagers say Okere kingdom is not part of Warri and that's why the people didn't follow the directive?

Sentiments aside, the Olu has no power over the people of Okere, Ogbe-Ijaw, Agbassa, Okumagba, Polokor, Igbudu, Edjeba etc and these are all communities in Warri. Infact there are many more communities sef. He wasn't even buried in Warri.

Bottomline, yes the title says Warri, but his powers are limited to the itsekiri nation. Anybody believing otherwise is just being up to mischief.

Interesting read. Only mistake I saw was the 'Jakpa' ish. Sad at the ethnic sentiments of a few deluded folks though. Apparently, the teenage population on Nairaland is higher than I thought.

Glad a life was saved.

Sad at the damaged property....especially this kind december wey money no dey.