₦airaland Forum

Welcomed development

Back in secondary school, there was this girl I usually visit every saturday. Infact it got so regular that I don't even knock when I go there, because all these while her parents have never been home on saturday afternoon plus phone wasn't really 'all that' then.

Well, on this fateful day, I just opened the door as usual for another weekend romance, only to see a stern looking man reading newspaper on the couch. 'Yes, young man who are you?'. I was stunned and managed to stammer my name. But as a Wafarian, I no fit fall hand, so I regained my composure. 'I'm Lilian's classmate I said'. We shook hands and he offered me a seat, called his lovely daughter to the sitting room. He was then scolding her on her WAEC grades ish, then he faced me and asked about mine. Na so I blow lie say me pass am plus JAMB sef and its Uniben for medicine and surgery and I made it. He was glad and praised me. Faced his daughter and said 'see your mate, already made it into university sef'. Dude even sent for drinks for me.

Didn't know our form teacher was their church member. Then she came in for a visit and saw me, and after greeting me said 'so you even failed common Chemistry that is my own course'. Then went on to tell the man about how I was her student. See race wey I pick ehn.

Till today when I catch up with her online, we usually laugh about it. Even till now sef I don't go that house. Not even for her wedding sef

Truth be told, I actually think it is wrong to term all critics derogatory names. If they are not happy about certain things in the nation, they should be free to air their opinions. Its democracy afterall !!!

I for one disliked PMB's speech of the 97% and 5% ish, because I believe people should be free to cast their votes without fear of repercussion.

And I also disliked his blatant disrespect for court orders and the judiciary during his presidential media chat.

But as usual, when you criticize, m*rons start shouting 'zombies' and 'wailers' all over the place.

Sad to say the least.

Leaders of tomorrow my a**.

Like my man Chris Rock once said...
'' men lie all the time but when it comes to magnitude, its women hands down"

A man lie's usually 'I was at the bar with the boys or I was watching the game with Mike'

A woman's lie is 'it's your baby'

I highly doubt any parent will issue such a list.

Probably just a comic relief to scare some peeps of Igbo girls.....and yes I know some family demands can be extreme, cause I've been to a few of the weddings.

As for me, there's always the power of negotiation.

Hmmmm

If the message was truthful, then I believe he's just exercising his right to freedom of speech.

But then again, this is Nigeria, so what do I know

R.I.P to the dead.

This issue has dragged on for too long. 1 would expect good security presence in Benue by now, but still these r*tards are still able to raid communities and harm the civilian population.

A Blackberry Bold 2. And to think I paid #57,000 for it then

2sexycom:
wow... good to know bro. I am igbo by the way with a Benin mother.

I schooled the delta state have lots of friends from Urhobo, Isoko, Isekiri.

Cool

2sexycom:
bro, I never for once thought Urhobos have such beautiful ladies that may look like they are fulanis, I swear.

There is one on my radar but she is Isoko and her beauty comes close to this one IG.

Quite thrilling.

Beauties are in every ethnic group, but its the percentage of it that tells the story.

I'm an urhobo by the way

2sexycom:
I just checked her out... bros, that girl's beauty is out of this world, I swear. Any man wey marry her eh, must be a REAL man else, fear of other guys hitting on her will send him to his early grave.

Lol

2sexycom:
okay, cool. Do IG work on PC? I have tried to get an account there but it does not work. e b like say na only phone that thing dey work ooo which is weird.

Don't know about that. But she's a friend of a friend.

2sexycom:
wow...how did you know her name? Honestly speaking, she has her picture all over the internet. Some people use it for their blogs, some use it as DP some use it run relationship and dating ads on facebook. How did you know here real name or do you know her offline?

Lol, she doesn't even have a facebook account. People using her pics on facebook etc are probably scammers.

Her IG handle : Kirachaana

2sexycom:
This one's pic is all over the internet and some people even use it fir adds. I saw one where someone used it as her nairaland dp

so how are we sure u got all the pic right?

That's OgheneKaro(Urhobo) and she ain't 'Shuwa arab'. Most probably, some of the them in the pics ain't shuwa whatever.

False representation.

And these same soldiers are the ones owing DISCOs N15B

Honestly, I couldn't care less. I just want to get PMS and at the right price. In all my life as a Nigerian, I've never seen scarcity last up to 2-3months. Smh

The annoying thing is that the N150 - N160 per litre rate is now becoming normal because its been that way for months. Its a shame that it is such at a time when the price of oil is low.

Hmmm

The ones I hate most are the ones that killed millions of their own citizens, not even enemy forces.

Stalin was one of such persons, then there is another dude from China (Cant remember his name), wicked to say the least

Then Hitler's own ehn, I just don't understand. Shook the foundations of the earth. War everywhere

The holocaust is one of the most horrible moments in the history of mankind.

Funny enough, most Nigerians always think its just the Army that's fighting the terrorists.

Always pray for the Nigerian Armed forces and not just the Nigerian Army

Sad incident

Miracle that there was no explosion.

The fact that the man that has dedicated so much zeal to declare an islamic caliphate is willing to surrender on 1 of the longest weekends celebrating the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, is enough reason for me not to lose vigilance.

Of all the days in the year, he couldn't chose any but the Easter holiday period. Hmmm, e no go work Shekau

Infact, the ghosts and souls of all the victims lost to Boko Haram should hold a spirit meeting, and decide to be just pressing knocks and flogging him spiritually till he dies.

SMH. The Nigerian utopia dream is still not viable for now.

Change is still far from us.

She and bra dey quarrel?

Dexter231:
Do you follow The Flash?

Yes, but my favorites are the ones listed above.

Dexter231:
Nice! The Big Bang Theory is really fun to watch

And very educational too.

While I'm fascinated by the imagination of the author of Game of Thrones.

Both series are wonderful recommendations anyday

Game of Thrones and The Big Bang Theory

May or may have not??

Call me when you are sure.

Nigeria and speculative journalism

Please continue to rise, so that there will be no more excuse for under performance by our leaders.

Although, its rise might cause them to become complacent, and no longer diversify from oil.

PS: nobody should start singing praises here because the reasons for the rise was stated

Last breaths of a dying beast


Y'all should stop praying for the Army alone. They are not the only ones doing the fighting. Pray instead for the Nigerian Armed Forces.

Hopefully, we'll hear the last of this beast soon. Peace is priceless.

sunrealboy01:
don't get it twisted bro, dollar hasn't changed from what it was in banks and legitimate financial institutions, it only varies in the parallel market due to the stubbornness of some selfish people who continue with importations of banned and controlled items, things that can be sourced locally. You need to read up on it to be truly informed.#Realconsult... For a better Nigeria.

Oga, banks are not selling dollars for #197 abi na #199 sef. Don't get it twisted.

Try use your credit card for an international transaction, check your balance and press calculator.

Good philanthropic gesture

I just want it to be available and priced appropriately, unlike now