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pretydiva:
Oloba wazo*10000000000

Oponu, Opa loso di Oba, no be only Oloba, na Olobe.

pretydiva:
So this is how you and your baba dey sample your sisters wide dilapidated kpekus. Choi. Omase oo

Olobo wazo

yanabasee1:
OP......




So we weh no fine....Make we do wetin?

Na to commit suicide nah

Check the woman well, na poor background she come from Morocco.

Na me go beat am next, make i use am shine.

pretydiva:
so their kpekus wall is already wide and dilapidated . That was fast. Ehn maybe you can help their ministry. They need to bring food to the table for your lazy ass

Same way ur siblings and baba dey help ur ministry.

Someone should kindly read this. It will be helpful.

https://www.nairaland.com/5207293/story-cult-phase-included/30

[quote author= post=98544153]Who says there is nothing new under the sun ?[/quote]Hmmm... Nkan Nbe

pretydiva:
Ask your sisters. Their level high pass my own no be small. I'm still a learner, they are my mentor

With your wide dilapidated kpekus walls?

pretydiva:
Na me and your sisters dey do am together nau. Abi you don forget?

Yes i knw, i don't dispute ur fact, only want you to succumb which you did. Which level are you in Oloshoism?

Greenback:
Grammar nor easy o

Just correct am, na tried?

pretydiva:
That's my colleague at work. Gift is going global

Olosho work?

mytime24:
Same car
different engine

Same engine self.

Pacesetter123:
Yes,so you don't know?
Do you ask yourself the whole essence of applying it if not to prevent pregnancy.

It is still better if u don't lik condom.

TempleHouse:
God Never mentioned in the Bible to use any form of contraceptives, but to procreate with multiple abundance!

Your method will pollute and stinks the environment, apart from the pain you brought to the woman and yourself.

Is withdrawal method a form of contraceptives? Abi eleyii ti mu gbe ni?

SilverNorGold:
Nice... E dun red for IPOB and Boko Haram terrorists!

Only if you guys know who Major General Ibrahim Attahiru is... According to a source in the US secret service, Major General Ibrahim Attahiru played a vital role in the demise of Osama Bin Laden... He was subsequently wooed by the US, but he turned down the offer, insisting he's committed to the Federal Republic of Nigeria..

A Mighty Man of Valor - this man, Major General Ibrahim Attahiru...

God bless you boss!
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Sarcasm at its peak.

Handywork:
police that are promiscuous set of people
how many them wan catch... except the unlucky ones sha
check my signature

Be like say one don yansh ur gf b4?

samsard:
Illogical.

Very illogical

Which mumu wrote this? Na rape them rape her? All these female flocks sef.

saphiere:
For you to say this, you know that what they did is injustice.

It was never. They read this to everyone's ears while on training b4 POP. So?

TempleHouse:
Why do you have to force someone to use Condom against her wish

That is a breach of her fundamental human right and against womanhood.

If we tell them to date experience guys like us, them no go gree. Na to dey use withdrawal method na i.e The removal of the gbola from the kpekus b4 an ejaculation occur. Any man that can't do that can not withstand the storm of life.

cococandy:
What an embarrassingly silly standard for a seemingly secular state owned parastatal

What is this one saying? How do u expect FG to train you with tax payers money, and u won't even serve the govt for 2yrs b4 taking in, after taking in, u will still expect the authority to give you maternity leave, till ur birth and the kid reach certain month. Mind you, all those period, ur salaries and allowances are still running. That's nt fair, judge it urself. You can not be fending for some pple in ur house without them at least help u in certain chores. God self go vex.

Same applies in the Army. Infact, military as a whole. Hence, u gt pregnant at the wrong time, you might be dismissed.

chachanga:
Hahahahahaha, they skinned your asses.

Escaped that in Js3 back in Nig. It was a couple of Playboy Mags.

My and my G's had our code back then. If you get caught, don't mention my name; no snitches, strictly OG's!

Last time I got to Principal's office was Pry School if you could call it that for busting one boy's head. We were to fight and his neighborhood kids wanted to join in and gang up on me and make it a beatdown So i simply switched up, grabbed my lunch bag with the metal spoon still in it, and started whacking them with it. He got hit on the head, bled like a weak goat but I got rushed to the HM's office, they rang the emergency bell, mans got canes and whacked me till his old shoulders tired. Of course, I shouted and thrashed around like I was sorry, the real deal was that I was trying to wriggle out of them getting me to bring my folks over because Pops and mom would've killed me worse than anything the school could've done to me.
I was to bring them but I never did, just made a deal with my older siblings, worse crooks than i was then, absconded from thursday over the weekend. By Monday some other unfortunate dudes had committed enough ruckus for the HM to forget about me.

Interestingly enough, I never made it to the Principal's office for any bad thing i did in sec. schl because I'd learnt to pick my goons well and code my moves even better. The only side they all ever saw was JETS flyboy, the Press Club Editor, School Prefect side of me. Truthfully enough though, I cooled off in SS2. Just outgrew some shytes and moved on.

Tough man

Na fish they use mod that pot.

Riele:
Stupid patients. Imagine allowing a bunch of underaged students to finger my anus.



The Doctor that'll try this bullshit with me doesn't exist!.

Then you are nt ready, i won't even attend to your type.

1F30M4:
Hahahaha the part where your principal screamed and grabbed his kini has me dying here lmfaoooooooo the horror on his face, I'd pay to see it, his reaction rotblmfaoooooooo

Madam, it was hectic for us that day. I was like, is it his kini ni, abi what's all these?

His common word is always 'Propaganda'. It seems he heard that off recent.

CamusMidas:
What's the story behind this Officer?

U wanna know?

BafanaBafana:
Obj changed his service chiefs every 2 years, he appointed both northerners and southerners as COAS, he never appointed any Muslim to the position.
Yaradua had only 2 COAS, all northerners, one Christian, the other one Muslim.
GEJ made his appointment of COAS from his constituency, south east and south south, all Christians.
Buhari also picked his COAS from his constituency, north west and north east

Me observing the list.