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Celebrities › Re: 10 Celebrities Who Changed Just One Thing About Their Looks (Photos) by dalass(f): 6:25pm On Sep 23, 2020
So, this is on front page ? shocked
Health › Re: Toothbrush Removed From Indian Man Stomach After He Swallowed It While Brushing by dalass(f): 6:22pm On Sep 23, 2020
magzey:
i dont want to believe this news ,is the brush made of Noddles huh huh
Indians are funny and quite strange people. Strange things seem normal to them. cheesy
Health › Re: Toothbrush Removed From Indian Man Stomach After He Swallowed It While Brushing by dalass(f): 6:21pm On Sep 23, 2020
Chuzoetoh:
He meant to brush his small n large intestines. Intestinal brushing.
He did esophageal brushing and the brush decided to take it two steps further grin grin
Health › Re: Toothbrush Removed From Indian Man Stomach After He Swallowed It While Brushing by dalass(f): 6:19pm On Sep 23, 2020
Uzomacharles:
how him go swallow brush
na pikin?
Imagine, he was cleaning the back of his throat... As if teeth dey back of throat.. grin cheesy grin

He is a pikin assweear grin
Family › Re: Pakistani Man Buys Land On Moon As Wedding Gift For His Wife by dalass(f): 6:06pm On Sep 23, 2020
fuckingAyaya:
Awon Omo onile dey moon?
US is the biggest fraudulent nation on this planet... Selling acres of land on the moon as if it belongs to them... Imagine land you can't go and verify... So cheap too grin

If its a black nation doing this, they will call it scam
Family › Re: Pakistani Man Buys Land On Moon As Wedding Gift For His Wife by dalass(f): 6:02pm On Sep 23, 2020
Decolonel:
Hahaha.. Who sold the land to him?. So ikwerre pple don carry their land issue enter moon?. Hahaha.. Abeg, my Ikwerre in-laws, na joke oo grin
grin
Family › Re: Pakistani Man Buys Land On Moon As Wedding Gift For His Wife by dalass(f): 5:59pm On Sep 23, 2020
shocked

Who's the land owner on the moon selling land again? shocked

Indians can do fraud ehn?

Let them not destroy our moon oh, its the only one we have.

They have praxtically destroyed the earth, now focus is on the moon! Inside life! undecided
Business › Re: What Can Five Naira Note Buy Nowadays? by dalass(f): 5:58pm On Sep 23, 2020
Olibboy:
I'm not a ritualist buh if yhu wanna do consultation I'm here for yhu
shocked shocked shocked
Business › Re: What Can Five Naira Note Buy Nowadays? by dalass(f): 4:36pm On Sep 23, 2020
Sniper101:
Lol
this OP no get work o grin

.....me I can't seem to remember the last time I saw or touched a #5 note sha

That shit can't even buy sweet from an Aboki shop angry
Its still in use as part of all naija notes used in engagement party grin
Business › Re: What Can Five Naira Note Buy Nowadays? by dalass(f): 4:35pm On Sep 23, 2020
Olibboy:
#5 since when?....yhu will hear 3 for #20.

Yhu can also use #5 to do ritual when they request for all naira currency.
You be ritualist? grin grin
Celebrities › Re: King Sunny Ade Celebrates His 74th Birthday Today by dalass(f): 3:44pm On Sep 22, 2020
tillaman:
Papa de papa, Great people were born in the month of September!!
Hppy birthday to a Legend


Hit like if you rep September!!
Yes oh.. .. Great super stars were born this month of September... Best birthday wishes to KSA
TV/Movies › Re: Throwback Video Of Laycon Rapping At A Unilag Concert In 2013 by dalass(f): 3:30pm On Sep 22, 2020
goodmorning40:
The boy take style ugly shaa
He was not ugly.

Just too thin IMO...

When money comes, he GI fine pass kiddwaya
Politics › Re: FINCEN Files: U.S. Probes Obasanjo, Jonathan Over Malabu OPL 245 Fund Transfers by dalass(f): 3:25pm On Sep 22, 2020
seunmsg:
Yesterday, it was crooked Atiku that was bursted. Today, it’s Jonathan and his corruit friends. Still, some people want us to return these PDP rogues to power.

Shell and Eni are currently undergoing trial in Italy for their roles in the Malabu scam. Sadly, Jonathan and other Nigerian rogues involved in the scam are roaming the streets freely. If Buhari go after them, they will call it persecution.
Buhari going after anyone for corruption is like armed robber chasing a thief.... Gbogbo won lole to ile ba da... grin
Politics › Re: Obaseki: Tinubu's Position In APC Is Not Constitutional by dalass(f): 2:06pm On Sep 22, 2020
Macphenson:
Osetigo, very very interesting drama about to unfold.
He get mouth grin

Four years will soon finish grin
Politics › Re: El-rufai: Most People Think Governors Are Thieves by dalass(f): 2:05pm On Sep 22, 2020
EdiskyHarry:
You are right sir.
One governor is busy sponsoring assassins to massacre innocent people because of religious and political sentiments in southern kaduna
Yes oh.... Thieving thief!
Politics › Re: El-rufai: Most People Think Governors Are Thieves by dalass(f): 2:04pm On Sep 22, 2020
Point of correction............We know they are!

grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Lorenzo Insigne Praises Osimhen, Compares Him To Cavani by dalass(f): 6:52am On Sep 22, 2020
paulolee:
its nice seeing much love that insigne and martens av for our boy oshimhen, if things continue like this, they may form the best trio of attackers in seria A and in Europe...nice one boys
Love for him ke? undecided

It is his love for his impact and winning. There is no football player that doesn't love an achiever. No fun in losing at all grin
Travel › Re: Obudu Mountain Resort Looks Like Europe But Nigerians Don't Value Their Own by dalass(f): 8:18pm On Sep 21, 2020
Kenn55:
Nigerians have a unique character. The elites and political class do not want to share any space with the average Nigerian. This is why they do not value anything in Nigeria no matter how good it is. The set of people who can afford to patronize these places will always prefer to go abroad and snap their pictures, put it on Instagram and bloggers will blog with caption "XYZ spotted in London", "XYZ holidaying in Atlanta" etc They are happy because the common man cannot go to London and Atlanta.

Imagine if the elites and political class patronize these places and help popularize it, "XYZ spotted in Obudu Mountain Resort", Instead of Buhari going to London for vacation as he used to, the caption will be "Buhari vacations at Obudu Mountain Resort". The average people will start getting attracted and seeing value in these places. At least they can save and vacation there even if it is for one night. The knowledge that Nigerian big boys and girls also vacation there will bring in a lot of the ordinary people which will make it boom. But unfortunately, the Nigerian elites will never go to places where there are possibilities of sharing spaces with the ordinary Nigerians. In Nigeria, class is everything.

Carry this exact Obudu Mountain Resort and put it in say Europe or America, you will how Nigerians will start going there and snapping pictures for people in Nigeria to see and salivate. grin
Exactly, our FG is not interested even in our own stuffs.... Except agric produce and cattle from north
Travel › Re: Obudu Mountain Resort Looks Like Europe But Nigerians Don't Value Their Own by dalass(f): 8:14pm On Sep 21, 2020
Simplyleo:
This is what happens when you have serious issues with complex. undecided

Yes, to a human being with brain who appreciates nature, it is even prettier than Europe. Not even because of sentiment but from a neutral view point devoid inferiority complex.

This is about nature, not technology.

A human being with a working brain is more comfortable in an environment where he is treated as a human than where he is seen as a gorilla. undecided

But to a human being having issues with complex, even an European poo is more delicious than food in Nigerian eatery. Smh. angry
Honestly, slavery of the mind is worse... Bob Marley knew it.... Emancipation from mental slavery is important....

They've successfully sold their poo to us as gold and our gold is rubbished, despised and they tell us everything about us and ours is bad and evil. So the brainwashed idiots now see absolutely nothing good in themselves, others or their own...

That's modern day slavery... And its worse! undecided
Travel › Re: Abuja Light Rail: This Is Not Dubai, Tokyo, London, But Abuja by dalass(f): 8:05pm On Sep 21, 2020
jumobi1:
No reasonable person will confuse that picture for Tokyo, Dubai or London.
And why not?

There are worse sceneries and backgrounds in those places than what is seen in that pix... At least we appreciate that nice looking train wink
Travel › Re: Operation Panther: FRSC Records 1,975 Arrests In 11 Days by dalass(f): 4:30pm On Sep 21, 2020
nellybadas:
Most nigerians from top to bottom are natural law breakers. And its because they know there are no consequences for their actions. Very ironical that the same law breaking nigerians obey traffic laws when they go abroad.
It is because in Nigeria, while you're obeying the law, those enforcement officers are breaking it... You see police, soldiers driving one way, taking bribes.. Someone was caught while riding a bike yesterday, Sunday for not using face mask and policeman himself had no facemask on!
Business › Re: GTBank’s Segun Agbaje Spends $200,000 On New Mercedes Maybach by dalass(f): 4:23pm On Sep 21, 2020
michlins:
It's not his fault that there's economic downturn. Shift your blame to appropriate quarters.


See others machines around the car
Its still GTbank customers' money he used! When the bank collapses now, govt will buy the bad debt, still give other banks that will still use other people's money to take care of such mismanagements..

You people are not serious about what happens to our money, economy etc... The government and companies rules seems to be made for only the poor undecided
Politics › Re: Lightning Strike Kills 15 Head Of Cattle in Ekiti by dalass(f): 7:17am On Sep 21, 2020
DozieMartin:
You guys should return to Sokoto now
Yoruba's sending messages loud and clear to clear their destructive animals from the SW! They will not hear until they lose their entire cattle to thunder fire... grin
Politics › Re: North East Elders Re-Echo Call For Sack Of Service Chiefs by dalass(f): 7:13am On Sep 21, 2020
Mohayemi:
Northern leaders at there best
The service chiefs are their own sons of the Northern extraction. If they can't secure their territories despite being in charge of Executive and security parts of the government, then, they're all failures!

The northern leaders should enjoy their people's mishandling and ineptitude at the helm of affairs.. cheesy
Sports › Re: Lampard Backs Kepa After 'Big Mistake' Against Liverpool by dalass(f): 7:06am On Sep 21, 2020
grin

FP on Monday morning!

cheesy grin
Politics › Re: Akaeze Ebonyi Accident: Umahi Visits Scene, Commiserates With Deceased Families by dalass(f): 9:22pm On Sep 19, 2020
That dead that was interred has taken 28 mourners with him//her.....

Travelling for such activities these days dey always do me somehow... Even today I avoided travelling for a burial ceremony in another state... R.I.P to them all
Politics › Re: Akaeze Ebonyi Accident: Umahi Visits Scene, Commiserates With Deceased Families by dalass(f): 9:16pm On Sep 19, 2020
gomofe:
Pls God take control
Amen oh
Politics › Re: Akaeze Ebonyi Accident: Umahi Visits Scene, Commiserates With Deceased Families by dalass(f): 9:16pm On Sep 19, 2020
If you see mammy water oh... undecided
Crime › Re: 3 Men Kidnap And Rape A Lady In Anambra After Collecting N400,000 Ransom by dalass(f): 8:18pm On Sep 19, 2020
What's wrong with our men oh! undecided
Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Have My Kind Of Parents? by dalass(f): 8:12pm On Sep 19, 2020
ALVA001:
Allah says: وقضى ربك ألا تعبدوا إلا إياه وبالوالدين إحسانا...
The above means: Verily Allah has ordained that you worship him alone and to your parents show kindness...
Therefore my advice to you is to fulfil your responsibility to your parents. As you have right to them, they have right to you. Mutually independent rights. They may have failed at theirs, Allah will ask/judge them, don't fail at yours. Leave the judgement to God, don't be the judge. My advice for you is to approach your parents, seek their forgiveness for earlier misdeed on your path, and begin your responsibility. This is hard but walohi, it's the best thing to do.
They are your parents, nothing will ever change that. We also offend God and he forgives. Do right by them so that your days may be long.
My brother, thank you and that's correct... The man just got job and they're shameless enough to come to him.... They will finish him. He's got 12 siblings!!! Plus dad and mom, total 14 in one man's neck!

Let him build more and render help as he sees fit else he will be poor as anything with that kind of load..
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia's Zoom 45th Birthday Party (Photos, Video) by dalass(f): 6:50pm On Sep 19, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Annie is not doubt a shameless woman and just there because of 2babas money. How can you be comfortable seeing your hubby's baby mama Sunbo adeoye organize his birthday? It shows Annie has failed her obligation as a wife.
Take it easy now....

Sunbo is an event planner. Tuface is obviously doing his duty as a father to her kids, so her kids still have no father except Tuface...

Annie is not an event planner. She saw how many kids and baby mamas he's got before marrying him. Na polygamous family, no envy for the matter or anything like me and my husband. Just as if Ned Nwokos Regina gerting jealous if her husband's baby mama or wife celebrates Ned..

Tuface na father of many nations.. grin grin : grin
Politics › Re: Edo Governorship Election 2020 Results From Vanguard by dalass(f): 6:42pm On Sep 19, 2020
MrColdsweat:
This satanic party is known for desperation and forcing their candidates on the people (kogi, osun, IMO and now edo).

SE and SS must unite and reject this anti-people, satanic party in 2023.

God forbid.
The PDP governor crossed from APC. They voted APC four years ago. So APC and PDP are full of same set of politicians!

I wish we had alternative party aside these two. undecided

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