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Health › Re: Protest As Pregnant Woman In Labour Dies At Ogun Police Checkpoint Over Facemask by dalass(f): 1:53am On May 23, 2020
mkoabiola:
Police are jus insane in this corona period.

Even lastma DAT should be controlling traffic are arresting motorists over face mask.

This corona don cause more harm oo.

But igbere TV is always everywhere
Seems all uniformed men in Naija received the uniform to torment and extort its citizens lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Funny Memes: Share any funny pic on your phone by dalass(f): 8:34pm On May 22, 2020
Hilarious!!! grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: NTA Presenter Wearing Canvas And Traditional Attire by dalass(f): 1:46pm On May 21, 2020
Monitoring spirits everywhere you go..

But that picture of the canvas funny die grin grin
Investment › Re: Check Out What I Saved From My Can Piggybank For 5 Months by dalass(f): 1:41pm On May 21, 2020
You try! grin
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Burns Hospital In Dapchi, District Head’s Palace by dalass(f): 3:53pm On May 19, 2020
Animals with brain cancer! angry
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Dapchi, Yobe Community by dalass(f): 7:07am On May 19, 2020
holyidol:
Please let the Islamic laws, mandate every man to born the number of children that he can take proper care of, having children without monitoring their activities is the mother of this insurgents. My advise though.
Their laws says the opposite! Former Emir of Kano said this over and over but they hated and removed the man for telling them the glaring truth!

Now those almajiris are continually pushed everywhere without being cared for, they can only hope to become extremely wicked terrorists!
Politics › Re: Ogun Extends Covid-19 Lockdown A Third Time by dalass(f): 10:06pm On May 15, 2020
E tire me wink
Travel › Re: How Come Nigerian Roads Don’t Have Lane Markings? by dalass(f): 1:52pm On May 15, 2020
grin
Politics › Re: Atiku: Sell Presidential Jets, Cancel N27bn National Assembly Renovation Fund by dalass(f): 11:20am On May 15, 2020
Wiifesnatcher:
Atiku is just another smart thief. he's saying this not because of patriotism, rather he's doing political promotion of himself ahead of 2023

this people have the privileges to take Nigeria to promise land but they couldn't


they useless Nigeria education to strengthen their private universities and schools


they useless our power sector to import generator to this country and you think is ill and useless advise was base on patriotism. someone like him knows many Nigerians are emotional than reasonable
Certainly, Atiku is no saint but, we should not throw away the baby with the bathwater...

He made some reasonable points.. We should not care about his selfish reasons and even his last idea was implemented by the government.
Politics › Re: Atiku: Sell Presidential Jets, Cancel N27bn National Assembly Renovation Fund by dalass(f): 9:42am On May 15, 2020
thesicilian:
They give good advices when they're in the opposition camp. But once you allow them into power they'll do a million times worse.
Exactly!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by dalass(f): 12:36am On May 15, 2020
OP is mumucious...

I schooled abroad gentleman.. Its your type that gals love.. Someone is threatening you, slaps you and you're here still asking stupid questions?

Don't think you started anything tangible you need to see through..

Face it.. You're a big fool... Sorry but you are and will be for a long time..

By your own admission, she lues, sleeps around, sees other men and you're still with her.. OP, your mumu never do grin
Pets › Re: My Pet Snake by dalass(f): 8:53pm On May 14, 2020
younghartz:
Na express you dey go o egungun
Haaaa grin grin cheesy
Health › Re: Sandra Bassey Distributes COVID-19 Palliatives In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by dalass(f): 9:35am On May 14, 2020
CrazeMan69:
Nah educated illiterates like you (forgive me for assuming you are educated) she fit dey use do am sha...
So you as an educated literate.. Kindly tell is what you have done to help others with all your education during this corona lockdown era....

Aside castigating other humans' good gestures, what other things do you do for othershuh

Bad belle pesin angry
Health › Re: Sandra Bassey Distributes COVID-19 Palliatives In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by dalass(f): 9:16am On May 14, 2020
CrazeMan69:
she is just another clout chaser trying to cash in on the COVID-19 situation.
Her face is on the tiny bottles of sanitizer she is distributing huh Is that really necessary huh she even come hire this hungry Alexreport to write an overpadded story about her.
OK.. So, who you hep? grin
Health › Re: Sandra Bassey Distributes COVID-19 Palliatives In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by dalass(f): 9:15am On May 14, 2020
grin
Nice grin
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Impregnating His Daughter In Imo State by dalass(f): 12:22am On May 14, 2020
sotall:
Look at his forehead grin
Flat! grin
Crime › Re: Man Arrested For Impregnating His Daughter In Imo State by dalass(f): 12:21am On May 14, 2020
gwama:
I do not even understand some women, how to leave her child on top of that a daughter to her ex-husband and leave ?? Woman if you leave from a man, bring your children with you especially if they are more girls. angry angry angry
Men will always fight for their kids. I'm sure she would have been asked if she brought any kid in when she came to his house!..

African mentality embarassed
Health › Re: COVID-19: 184 New Cases Reported, 6 Deaths And 111 Discharged On May 13 by dalass(f): 12:12am On May 14, 2020
Northern states drubbing as usual...

. Funny and suspicious how the first four States under Lagos are from the North!

Naija! grin grin
Health › Re: "Why Nigeria Should Avoid Madagascar’s COVID-19 Drug" - JOHESU, PSN by dalass(f): 4:54pm On May 13, 2020
Nigerians should always look inwards for solution... Many on this thread were just saying a lot of unfounded things against our health practitioners because they can't read or did not understand what was written..

Nigerians have patents even to drugs which our government officials have refused to acknowledge or test...I'm guessing foreign currency won't be involved.. So next to nothing in kickbacks!...

Alas, they run to Madagascar to bring in herbal solution which is plentiful here... Hypocrisy is seriously dealing with us here...smh shocked
Romance › Re: Turkish Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By Nigerian Man From Ondo (Video) by dalass(f): 8:49pm On May 11, 2020
FuckDaMods:
What leftover did he eat? So helping someone out in difficult time is eating leftovers? I always knew that black thing you guys swallow with green hydraulic has negative impacts on the way you guys reason.
Ajokutamamumi is also talking... grin
Health › Re: Sick Lady In Rivers State Almost Died On The Road Over Lockdown (Video) by dalass(f): 8:40pm On May 11, 2020
Wow shocked
Romance › Re: Turkish Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By Nigerian Man From Ondo (Video) by dalass(f): 6:17pm On May 11, 2020
Icon79:
I don't wanna sound racist but Yoruba men and fond of doing this shis. In the United States, if you hear of an Naija man who abandons his children with an akata woman, 99.99% of the time it's a Yoruba man. In fact, I have never seen an Igbo man who abandons his baby no matter what!

It must be a cultural thingwith the Afonjas .... giving Nigerians a bad name angry sad shocked


O pari
Very funny because I don't see much of Yoruba kids being thrown to family members like Igbo kids all over the southwest being maids and houseboys... I wonder if they're still Igboshuh
Romance › Re: Turkish Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By Nigerian Man From Ondo (Video) by dalass(f): 6:14pm On May 11, 2020
WeneDiali:
Another poverty-stinking yoro-smello wey no get data to watch simple youtube video of 1 minute. Later dem go dey claim fake GDP and IGRs. grin
Painful ba? grin

In sifia pains? Pele cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Turkish Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By Nigerian Man From Ondo (Video) by dalass(f): 11:47am On May 11, 2020
foreshore:
That one na Nigerian child
Makes sense grin
Romance › Re: Turkish Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By Nigerian Man From Ondo (Video) by dalass(f): 11:45am On May 11, 2020
Ezennwa:
hmm!

Yoruba men and infidelity are like 5 & 6
Igbo men and Yoruba's ajekù be like 5&6!.. They love eating and cherishing Yoruba man's leftovers grin grin
Career › Re: N5 Million Cash Or A 100k Job? Help Him Decide by dalass(f): 10:13am On May 11, 2020
steveneche:
Help My Friend Decide: 5million Or A 100k Job?

A friend of mine just got an offer from his late brother's company few months after his demise.

His late brother having been a prominent personality (head of finance) in the company he worked before he died, made the company to offer his younger brother my friend two options..

1. 5million naira cash or

2. a 100k job per month in the Same company.

we need your professional advice pls
If he's business minded and knows what he's doing, he should take the 5M.. If not, he should seek employment, 100k should be enough to take care of him
Christianity Etc › Re: Tunde Bakare Donates Church Halls To Lagos, Ogun As Isolation Centres by dalass(f): 5:56am On May 11, 2020
Aufbauh:
Good thinking, great contribution!
But somewhere, someone else is busy raining curses on people for not opening up churches for church business.
Yes, you're right but you should also know that even Muslims and pastors and outside people in tens of thousands work for him and take their salaries from that Church in billions every month.. Other businesses depend indirectly on his churches for survival.

Before you keep bashing such just think it through?

If they do not have the means to keep many people paid as at when due, what do you think will happen to the workers and those family members who also depend on them?
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by dalass(f): 9:58pm On May 10, 2020
Coldie:
LoL
What sort of imbecility is this? lipsrsealed
Science/Technology › Re: The Owl's Long Legs by dalass(f): 9:16pm On May 10, 2020
I'm amazed at this 'revelation' grin
Business › Re: Where Will You Or Your Business Be If Covid 19 Lasts For 6 Months? by dalass(f): 7:13pm On May 10, 2020
emperorblog21:
in d hospital cos i will enter Coma
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by dalass(f): 11:50pm On May 09, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. In 2006.

I had a severe headache and went into a trance. I can't remember for how long I blacked out, but the feeling of the after-life "was" peaceful. Everything on the other side seemed amplified, from the colours of the flowers, to the waters that flowed through. Saw a multitude of people going here and there, for what exactly? I couldn't and cannot still tell. These humans were different, more like demi-gods. They had great speed and were minding their damn business, and there I was staring with a forlorn look with shivers running down my spine. I looked different. My entire body was white, with a transparent look. I couldn't even feel my body. I felt so light. I had never seen anything strange in my existence. The ethereal body is amazing.

Of a truth, I didn't want to leave, the tranquility was incomparable. I felt something strong-like a rope-pull draw me back into consciousness. I jolted back, and all I saw were loved ones looking teary-eyed expecting my come-back. It was emotional. Leave religion, focus on elevating your spiritual man. You'll do exploits, get wisdom and be more discerning.

If I ever have to be given a chance to relive that moment, I'll give up anything and everything I have to experience it. Nostalgic, ye. smiley


Did you enjoy my story? Well I did, too but it NEVER happened.

Thanks for the rapt attention. wink
Seriously....You nor well @ all grin
Sports › Re: Onome Ebi Celebrates Her 37th Birthday by dalass(f): 2:10pm On May 08, 2020
chigoziri2403:
She doesn't look 37,she looks 20 with 17 years experience
Yeah... Unlike their male counterparts I'm Super eagles who look 37 but claim 20 grin

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