₦airaland Forum

DanceVille:
He must have been threatened to keep shut.

How could you reversed your statement just like that? Chaiii! People and their way of lying.

Thunder wey fire you all dey do Yoga!

I'm not surprised...he's just like his oga, never aware of anything!

Just funny he's reversing what he said.. Its obvious that Buhari only chooses to have liars around him..

Hello,

How are we all doing?

Aside other things, I work mostly in English <.>Yoruba pair.

Please Translators, Editors, proofreaders in all available Nigerian languages should please gather here to rub minds and also mutually benefit ourselves.

There are times I get contracts for Hausa, Etsako, Igbo, Bini, Ebira etc and other Nigerian languages for which it becomes tasking to get competent hands for.

Let's get this started already

Where are Chadian army to help our soldiers ohhh?

Because Nigerian FG wants to rehabilitate, give money and absorb hardened terrorists back to continue from where they stopped..

Great to know.

Happy belated birthday your Majesty..

Anyway, official birthday is still coming
. double celebrations.. Maybe I will start to celebrate my birthday twice a year too

Chosen1984:
Heavy and UnRepentant Spirit of Death Pursuing these ones..

Morbidly funny

ghettokid1:
Hope they will not turn around and say it destroyed $1bn?

*NASS to FGN(Min.of Humanitarian)* yesterday:

"You will have to explain how you distributed 2 Trillion Naira to the poor. We need names, how you arrived at your database, we need the demographic spread"

*Finance Minister* :
"We have this records, it's with the Accountant- General"

9 hours later the Office of the Accountant General engulfed by fire...�‍♂️

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Have I said anything
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presh2dk:
It's not now we knew some Nigerians are mad.
Of all places, the face

He's not a Nigerian.. He is a Vampire!

TheMohican:
Perverted OLODO, her character name was pussy galore.

I wrote that because you and others like your OLOFO self were making fun of the poor departed soul

She will be absolutely useless... I'm sure she can't work.. Button/ zip up... Even to pack hair..problem!

Just for one wooden plaque!

Her name is Honor oh, not Pussy!

More money

Cultists

Forumobserver12:
That's leadership by example, here in Nigeria leadership is all about seating in an air-condition room drinking tea.

Abi o... And travelling all around the world taking pictures .. Including constant medical holidays.. Wicked people

majamajic:
Older men lies alot

Why ?

It definitely has to do with age

A whole nine months!!!

No picture? Haba!

We must see their trial oh... Wicked animals!

AntiChristian:
See hatred and ignorance!

Its either the devil is using you mightily.,. Or you're paid for it.....so, ride on you're just doing your job free of charge.. Your own jihad is sitting anonymously and attacking anything a Christian has to say to show the greatness of Jesus' authority..

Your own religious book should do the conviction if you study it to know the truth but like that mumuric man, you all just continue on social media not yo do anything constructive other than to wait for a Christian to say something and you rush forward to counter it....get onto doing something that will actually benefit someone....pity

AntiChristian:
The guy above me is correct!

The OP believes he was saved by his spraying annoiting oil on the cats doing meeting in the midnight and his fasting and prayers!

Cats see better in the night bro! Wake up!

Your are alive because it's never your turn to die!

We came suddenly and unknowingly!

We go likewise!

It's not dependent on age!

It must be because your religious belief is powerless that you're saying ignorant words.

Since you are anti Christian makes your comments useless. Go and comment on your own religious segment where others are not allowed to comment except they claim your prophet...

Only 500,000?

In a population of millions... Government in Nigeria is a joke!

isthatso:
Nigerians have no reespect for personal space and privacy. Is it fair to go to an isolation center and recording patients for public broadcasting?


what kind of nonsense is that?

Exactly my thoughts

Discovery4today:
LOOKS GOOD

Privacy? None whatsoever

Bgcentz:
Igbo people why are u making igbos ashamed

Fraud fraud fraud! The DNA is inside this people right from small age

StarUp:
We know the numbers are more than that...

Now that government is about lifting lockdown to enable people go to markets between 10am and 2pm daily in Lagos, Abuja and Ogun...expect the numbers to soar...

#Staysafe

Check out the States where the numbers are high, those are the States where we have our international airports. So its foreigners and returning citizens that are increasing the numbers not the markets..

They can sanitize markets before and after closing

Holamic:
His father use his son account to gain public awareness.... But brave if the kid did it out-of his charity... Applause

Read the story well. Its a girl....Vera

bikerboy1:
Corona will soon humble them, by the time people start dropping like fowls on the streets.

Nobody will them to get inside and lock their door.

I don't pray for that though, but people should learn to obey the laws.

Hungry men are angry and you're talking they should go inside.... Hunger is finishing many silently.....

Many can't feed except they earn daily and this lockdown of all schools, government, businesses and companies has already affected d daily income of these set of people...

Which kind enforcement again Carry on boys

abdullahi45:
Where are the vanity upon vanity crew

Everything is still vanity

Niorte:
Hmmm

When will the tax payers ever going to benefit from the govt?

Another way to fund the poor in the North. This ought to be shared based on effects on each state.

Lagos people for example should have the largest share as they are the most hit and most affected by the Lockdown.

All those who sell loaves of bread on the road, cold soft drinks and gala are not included on that list. These are struggling Nigerians, not the beggars in the North waiting for free food.

At such a time as this. Every body should be catered for except those who think they don't need federal govt help.

In the US for example, those who earn 75k or below are entitled to $1200 while those who earn above $75k are entitled to $2400 every month.

Here in Nigeria, we always give out money to an imaginary poor people who do not contribute anything to the economy and give no benefits of any kind to those who actually pay their taxes and struggle to work.

80% of the poor are in the north....that's where the money is going but there are only few affected states in the north.

Federal Govt is your government ONLY FOR THE POOR??

I like your write-up.

Xsem:
Fake news
Of what use is Africa to the world, if i may ask?

Technology 0
Education 0
Leadership 0
Etc ... Give me any tangible reason for the efficacy of your conspiracy post.

If you're an African and you typed this post. It certainly means you deserve a place at Yaba left..

All developed nations were at this stage we are in.. No need to bang ourselves over the head..
Yes, they were at a stage, underdeveloped, disease ridden poverty ravaged etc until they rose above it.

They have history dating to some few years AD. But sub Saharan Africa can only relate to history around 1500s. So we're clearly behind by many centuries...

You can just do yourself a favor, hug the next transformer if you feel so useless to the world!

Jayjezey:
Fresh goat-pepper soup...
Who's thinking what I'm thinking

Same here bro

MelesZenawi:
Adeniyi no strong even as Major General..

Finally Babaginda was right " If I wake up and hear a Yar...ba man beating drums of war, I will just go back to sleep".


Imagine he was busy doing video call at war front while Boko Haram are raining bullets on them..

When did military start to allow owambe in battlefield.

When genera's like Ojukwu were running away from battles... Even Ojukwu followed an owambe guy to join the military.... I forgot to mention that owambe stopped Biafran army.. Need I say more?

Thanks General for confirming what our soldiers from the different tribes in Nigeria have been complaining about...

Its good to embarrass them and make the buy proper equipments for the gallant soldiers than to just head an Ill equipped army and seem incompetent while claiming all is well!

Lostz:
he has no power but he is still part of the presidency and free to suggest workable solution

Okay.

You suggest to someone who is open to such and not a boss who is known to be stiff, always unaware of important happenings and a confirmed case of difficulty in hearing!

Plus...You can suggest and your suggestion is not taken, you become Mr I too know and what? You stop giving the suggestions altogether!

Dominionflora:
Where is Buhari

AWOL

Lostz:
is osibade not part of the presidency already? must they officially announce a role for him before he comes out with working suggestions?

A bit of education for you free of charge.......

"vice-president has, in reality, no power under the law because he does only what he is delegated to do by the president"