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Romance › Re: Valentine's Day: How Much Is The Ticket To Paradise on Valentine's day To You by dalass(f): 2:59pm On Feb 12, 2020
On the 14th of February?

No big deal with that day!

grin
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Eric Agboegbulem Igbedion's Death, Drug Overdose & The Prostitute by dalass(f): 11:22am On Feb 12, 2020
ikemesit4477:
Even law makers are fighting in sex shop! grin grin
Yes now.. grin

You don't remember the lawmaker in NASS who was at a intimacy gadget shop and beat up a sales girl?

Our lawmakers and legal practitioners in Nigeria self.. grin
Politics › Re: Buhari: I’m Not Against Diaspora Voting If NASS Supports It by dalass(f): 6:52am On Feb 12, 2020
The same rubber stamp NASS?

grin grin grin
Politics › Re: 87% Nigeria’s Poverty Rate In North – World Bank by dalass(f): 11:04am On Feb 11, 2020
When they will be breeding kids like pigs with absolutely no plans for them.


Their girls married off at a very young age, no skills having up to 20 kids before menopause.

Why won't there be poverty...

Let them go abeg.. They have always been leaches... Their leaders ( ex presidents) from that region have to be blamed for they are afraid to challenge the status quo of religious beliefs which supports their present unenviable lifestyle! undecided
Romance › Re: Lady Drinks Sniper As Boyfriend Dumps Her After 4 Years Of Dating (Video) by dalass(f): 10:43am On Feb 11, 2020
Hope she makes it..

God forbid that I try to take my life because of a man!

He already has another gal. She will just die and the guy no kuku get conscience..

Totally not worth it
Romance › Re: Lady Drinks Sniper As Boyfriend Dumps Her After 4 Years Of Dating (Video) by dalass(f): 10:40am On Feb 11, 2020
GraGra247:
SO HER BOYFRIEND IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT MEANS ANYTHING IN HER LIFE.

Her parents and siblings and extended family and loyal friends that brutally suffered themselves to raise her mean nothing to her and are worth nothing.

Good riddance to anyone that decides to die because of a worthless man/lady somewhere who doesn't even care.
Valentine things.. grin

Guys are wicked! angry
Health › Re: See Moment Stripper Falls From High Pole While Dancing; Suffers Broken Jaw by dalass(f): 2:19am On Feb 11, 2020
She's there for the money.. Real hustler...

Money has got to be made that night... grin
Health › Re: Coronavirus: FG Doles Out RMB 200,000 To Nigerian Students, Others In China by dalass(f): 2:13am On Feb 11, 2020
What's the full meaning of RMB?
Politics › Re: Bisi Akande Heads APC Reconstituted 12-Member Reconciliation Committee by dalass(f): 9:12pm On Feb 10, 2020
APC reconciliation committee can't bring together an association of disgruntled folks who are only working together because of power.


Anyways, they can't win the 2023 election anywhere because they had their chance and they blew it. Buhari was rigged back...and many others especially Osun and Imo States..

Association of Political Comedians grin
Romance › Re: Is It Compulsory To Get A Valentine's Gift? by dalass(f): 8:19pm On Feb 10, 2020
NeedAdvice00:
Thanks. Her response to the break up message even shock me. I think she be good girl. I just need to understand her. I put it in quote make she no read later and discover my post for here.

Do you think that's a good gift?

And how I go take tell her about the communication thing? Communication na serious thing for me.

How I fit stop communication issue? I love am but communication issue dey drain me and I no like am.

Cc: dalass
Study her person, her temperament.. If both of you are phlegmatic (you are certainly a phleg, introvert), communication go hard you.

WhatsApp her more, you can obviously type.. Send her your thoughts, discover her interests, sports, music,etc. Anything you can find a common ground to talk about.

P.S

Ego won't kee you.. She's a good girl because she begged you.. Chai, ladies don suffer grin grin
Crime › Re: Pastor Charity Okpara Sells Member’s 7-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by dalass(f): 8:06pm On Feb 10, 2020
A certain kind of persons and their penchant of selling innocent little ones to make money.. Anything to make money is business!

angry
Crime › Re: Eric Igbedion Agboegbulem Death: Police Tried To Blackmail Family - Ena Ofugara by dalass(f): 6:09pm On Feb 10, 2020
seniormallam:
The police, even in the video asked the lady to switch off her phone, because they don't want such matter to go public because of the man..........but the family is bent on prosecuting the lady, and the police decides to release the tape, so people could come to the aid of the girl.........since they don't want the matter public they should had made sure the girl is not in their custody.
The man was a lawyer, I'm sure his Juniors and friends will definitely want heads to roll cause of their colleague...

I saw the family's reply that it was the police who demanded for money to keep and delete the video which they have released when they did not get any money..
Romance › Re: Is It Compulsory To Get A Valentine's Gift? by dalass(f): 6:05pm On Feb 10, 2020
NeedAdvice00:
Lol. She don come my house like 4 times before she say Yes. Never make any shit move.

Out of the 4, na she come herself 3 times. I no say make she come. Only the last time I invite am.


I no dey sexually frustrated. She trust me for that area. I send am break-up message yeternight. She come dey beg. I just tire for this wahala Jare.

I dey decent pass am gan self. Where she Dan go, I Never try am before.
This is super storyyyyy... grin
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode: 'Nigeria Will Break Into 2 Or More Pieces In The Next 5 Years by dalass(f): 6:02pm On Feb 10, 2020
desiredhome:
The reasoning of a typical tribalistic man
Woreva!

Continue, go and tell that to the families of those who paid ransoms to these devils yet still killed the captive. Tell that to a rtd Generals family who was hacked to pieces and dumped inside well.

When the come for you and yours, your eyes will clear.

Mumu
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode: 'Nigeria Will Break Into 2 Or More Pieces In The Next 5 Years by dalass(f): 5:14pm On Feb 10, 2020
Officialgarri:
Remi Fani-Kayode, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Chief Awolowo, Chinua Achebe, Victor Banjo, Agbam, Bode Thomas and even the living god, Wole Soyinka whom all at a time had rot in jail, and lots of struggle to ensure Nigeria remains one independent nation, will look down on this drug addict and shake their heads in disdain.

But do we expect a chicken to birth an eagle? Of course not. No wonder , Aguiyi Ironsi wasted no time in throwing FFK's father in jail. He knew the Fani-kayodes were always for secession instead of solutions
Because of the #30k you're paid, you want to fight for which unity??

Can you really be one with:

-A violent man when you want peace
-An illiterate region who hates western education while you want education for a better future
-People who rape and kill their neighbors for ordinary religious purposes while you want to serve your own God in peace
-Those who want you enslaved by force while you are there minding your own business
-The ones who wants to behead you because you don't bow to their wish
-Who wants you to be intimidated into submission by planting bombs anywhere!

The British are out of European Union because its no longer favourable to them. We don't want this contraption called Nigeria again because it is divided along ethnicity and religious lines already with Buharis lopsided appointments and sharing of our common wealth...
The South generates the money which the North benefits more from


Time for POSITIVE CHANGE!!!!
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode: 'Nigeria Will Break Into 2 Or More Pieces In The Next 5 Years by dalass(f): 5:02pm On Feb 10, 2020
Amen to that...

Tired of being lumped together with people who can't think or take positive decisions. Tired of being together with barbarians locked up with 13th century mentality/ madness!!!

undecided
Crime › Re: Eric Igbedion Agboegbulem Death: Police Tried To Blackmail Family - Ena Ofugara by dalass(f): 11:13am On Feb 10, 2020
seniormallam:
Where is the girl presently since you weren't pressing charges.........if truly you weren't pressing charge, you should have instruct the police to release her in your presence, give the girl transport to relocate to her state.......by then this matter would had died a natural death.
Someone died...It has gone beyond the family. It is now a police case. Its the police's decision to prosecute the case or not. She will still go to jail for prostitution..at the very least...

You know Naija police extortion is their favorite business.. Both from the accused and the bereaved...

Too bad... Sad story.

Lesson for our men... Stay with your wives.. He could have continued with his practice at Abuja.. But trust men, working away from home is a ticket to fvck as many available kpekus as possible

Pay attention men!
Valentine is coming!
All the different gals only you don't arrange for.. ..long throat will finish you.. RIP in advance grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari, Obasanjo, Adesina, Ayade, Uzodinma At AU Summit Ethiopia (Photos) by dalass(f): 6:35am On Feb 10, 2020
kerzhim:
There must be something special about PMB. When he speaks everybody laugh.

He is such an humble being and fun to be with.

Wailers won't like this.
Yes, everyone laughs because he's a comedian. His leadership style is a bad joke! cool
Politics › Re: Buhari, Obasanjo, Adesina, Ayade, Uzodinma At AU Summit Ethiopia (Photos) by dalass(f): 6:33am On Feb 10, 2020
Simplyleo:
Obj doubting if Buhari will agree to shake hands with him. When Buhari finally stretched out hand for a handshake, see the way obj happily and quickly grabbed him with two hands grin

Obj was like, "oboy, since it is obvious I can't shake this man, let me pretend we are still on the same page". grin

Ipob miscreants, how far, see baba iyabo de dobale for my amiable president grin

But what happened to the promise of continuous attack on my president whenever he travels out of naija? Why are you always chickening out? The huh
Pele.

BSC.. Buhari Suffer head Crew

Your mumu never dohuh
grin
Romance › Re: Is It Compulsory To Get A Valentine's Gift? by dalass(f): 6:20am On Feb 10, 2020
OP has invited the girl over of which the girl has promised to come but didn't.

Of course she won't come because she no trust you. You're obviously frustrated and sexually starved.

If she's raped by you and your fellow frustrated friends now. Guys will accuse her why she went there in the first place.

You don't want to give her Valentine gift because you know its not sure you can't lick the honey that val night!

Abeg free this gal, move on and look for a loose free to bang girl, or olosho.

Keep your gift, she will get better man who will appreciate her moral standards and make a honest woman out of her cheesy
Events › Re: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by dalass(f): 5:14pm On Feb 09, 2020
starbuck:
As shared by Father Kelvin Ugwu:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2676569419126096&id=2149201088529601
The Rev Father and the groom look alike.. Like brothers
Family › Re: My Husband Gave Me An STD That Nearly Killed Me by dalass(f): 9:00pm On Feb 08, 2020
MANGAM:
Its the nature of men to cheat and sleep around. The only thing a man sees in every woman is sex. The man loves with is peniss and the woman with her heart. God created us this way.
It takes a lot of maturity and self control not to cheat as a man
Look at you...

If the story was that of a cheating woman. You all women-bashers will be cursing and saying trash.. Women are hoes, olosho, love money, etc.

You would advise him to run for his life... See life o...You're here giving excuses for s man who almost destroyed the woman's destiny...she may have been rendered childless because of an old cargo's vagina...I mean, 26 years old wife to after4 kids woman. Gave her STD! Gonorrhea!!!....na wah o sad
Politics › Re: Obiageli Mazi Promoted To Assistant Headmistress By Governor Zulum In Borno by dalass(f): 8:45pm On Feb 08, 2020
pius4luv:
This is the kind of future president we need in this country.
No way!
Politics › Re: Obiageli Mazi Promoted To Assistant Headmistress By Governor Zulum In Borno by dalass(f): 8:44pm On Feb 08, 2020
Arrewa:
If say we get sense for this country!
Not again... Another northern president?

Abeg ooooo

Enough of the dryness. Their brain seems unable to function properly due to whatever....

Zulum ko, Zulu ni angry
Politics › Re: Sultan: Something Worse Than Boko Haram May Emerge In The North by dalass(f): 6:58pm On Feb 07, 2020
chrisxxx:
Build industry. Industry will employ a lot of them off the street. Tune down strict Islamic adherence. This will cause investors from all walks of life to head north. Religion only gives food to the religion's leaders-e.g Pastors, Imams and Alfa. Industry gives food to everyone ready to work.
North has abundance of labour supply that will come cheap for investors. The strict Islamism scares them away. Ibois most have left north. Others as well.
The only thing they can do is menial jobs, maybe farming.. They're so used to begging and roaming about, scouting for food that I doubt their willingness to even want to farm!

The teachings behind these Muslims must be quenched on birth control. Each man/ woman must be held responsible for taking proper care of their kids like it is dome abroad...
Crime › Re: Wife Batters Husband Over Inability To Impregnate Her by dalass(f): 11:38am On Feb 07, 2020
GeneralPula:
The Police at Ago Palace had intervened in the matter to no avail rather the situation became worse. She was said to have locked up her husband inside the house on 22nd December, 2019 and assaulted him by using a frying spoon to smash his head and face, causing him grievous injury. Then she forcefully collected the sum of N650,000 from him before she spared his life.

I just don’t understand some men..
sad
Imagine tge guy running to police for protection? grin

He has used his p.nis for money rituals.. She knows he can't go elsewhere... She's also using the opportunity to extort him . At least She'll make money if not babies.....

Developers grin
Crime › Re: Jhon Jairo 'Popeye' Velasquez Dies Of Cancer At 57 (Pics) by dalass(f): 9:57am On Feb 07, 2020
tillaman:
There’s never going to be a drug lord like Pablito, that man was a dynamo!!

If not for the killings he for be my mentor!
As a drug pusher ba?
Politics › Re: Oyo APC leaders reject Ajimobi as National Deputy chair by dalass(f): 8:56pm On Feb 06, 2020
laurel03:
aside arrogance the man no bad. but he get bad mouth and proud like mad
Pride goes before a fall.

Aside being proud, He is also quite selfish and stingy even to his family members... Too bad he caused APC to lose Oyo state.. PDP should thank him grin
Crime › Re: Politician Blackmails Pregnant Woman With Nude Pictures For Refusing Him Sex by dalass(f): 4:22pm On Feb 06, 2020
He must be a ritualist.. Wanted to have sex with a pregnant ex...idiot!


Good thing he was arrested.. That's how some somewhat women get back with their ex due to threats from such men...not necessarily because its the woman's wish...

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!!

Why would you even share your nude pics with a boyfriend abeg? undecided
Politics › Re: Buhari: I Have Kept My Promise To End Boko Haram by dalass(f): 3:36pm On Feb 06, 2020
richieray:
Delusional president, obviously suffering from 'Alice in wonderland' syndrome.
Dementia is more like it... Too old to comprehend even little things! grin
Politics › Re: Buhari: I Have Kept My Promise To End Boko Haram by dalass(f): 3:35pm On Feb 06, 2020
fergie001:
So Boko Haram has ended?

huh
Local man is tired of hearing BS!
Politics › Re: Reps Reject Innoson Suvs As Official Vehicles by dalass(f): 3:11pm On Feb 06, 2020
daddytime:
Lol...

Enemies of State and selves.

However, the hypocrites have no problems driving their "preferred" cars on China-made roads.
They are enemies of Nigeria's progress.,.. Shame on them...

Always preferring to carry our national cake abroad to be eaten by others who will never even appreciate them...

For ordinary oversight functions o

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