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Family › Re: How Do I Ask My Cousin To Leave My House? by dalass(f): 5:43pm On Feb 19, 2020
Saintsquare:
Arrange with SARS, they will come to your house and evict him base on threat they received from neighbors about him.
SARS ke?

The guy will definitely land in jail!!!
Toying with death be that oh.

Lots of money will be extorted from both of them especially if anything incriminating is found on the cousin..

Abeg, na rough play be that
Family › Re: How Do I Ask My Cousin To Leave My House? by dalass(f): 5:40pm On Feb 19, 2020
NevetsIbot:
I suspected he probably was being hunted in Ogun state and had to lie low in another state.. I'd tell his mother as a last resort.

I'm going to talk to him soon as I get home again and let him know of his bullshit then if he makes it rough... We'll make it rough
Just ask him nicely when he intends to leave....

That should do it, he'll know he has overstayed his welcome.... He gets the message and listen to his answer so as to know your next line of action.

BTW. Why is he not in school?
Politics › Re: Throwback Photo Of Nasir El-rufai In School Uniform by dalass(f): 5:20pm On Feb 19, 2020
EVILFOREST:
U WICKED oooo.
U mean he doesn't need PASSPORT at all, that this picture covers for that.
You self wicked ...Lol grin
Family › Re: Woman In Court For Marrying Two Men In Ebonyi State by dalass(f): 11:04am On Feb 19, 2020
Igbo's in general love money. Their ladies worship money as a god and the other room matters. Maybe Dr Nwankwo get money but not the bedmatics
OR
The money of Dr Nwankwo don finish so the next moneybag came along and of course...money is importanter than money-less and smàll unsatisfactory p.nis....

Nkiru na jail u dey go so o
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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Korongilum, Chibok, Sets Many Houses On Fire by dalass(f): 5:22am On Feb 19, 2020
Hope Boko didn't carry off innocent girls again... kiss
Crime › Re: Laetitia Naankang Dagan Murdered In Her House In Abuja by dalass(f): 5:20am On Feb 19, 2020
Lesson:

Don't work with this regime if you're not Fulani Muslim.

RIP beautiful lady lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Flaunts His Corvette 1977 Model Car by dalass(f): 9:01pm On Feb 18, 2020
Abso1uteZero:
Try dey drink milk guy. E go help your brain development. Trust me.
No kee pesin abeg grin
TV/Movies › Re: Are These The Reasons Some Nigerians Don't Watch Nollywood Movies? by dalass(f): 2:09pm On Feb 18, 2020
Roadtoyesterday:
pls stop Condeming then joo, ofcos Hollywood also have many flaws, I was watching "strike back" few days ago, I had to stop at season 3,even when I had the rest of the season with me,
imagine a single soldier, going for several missions in various African countries, to spy, sneaking and beating heavy securities on ground.
What Hangers me most was, him shooting many shooters but the opponent bullet will never hit him, and his always hit the target.
Dropping his gun, just to fight another that is heavyly armed with bear hand combat.



We. All have flaws but that nollywood is worst though, especially their subtitles
You're right bro.

All Hollywood action/ British films portray them as super humans and smarter against us Africans.. They'd be dodging bullets, walking through bombs! Indian films worse pass. And Chinese films flying in the airhuh

Abeg make we free our Nollywood hare

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Romance › Re: Why do all nigerian women hate kissing? by dalass(f): 1:56pm On Feb 18, 2020
We4all:
Because all Nigerian men don't know their way to a dentist office.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: A Lost Purse From 1957 Found Inside Ohio School Wall 63 Years Later (Photos) by dalass(f): 10:09am On Feb 18, 2020
IamD18:
Look at the content of a white woman's purse.

Very reasonable and interesting contents.

Try open a Nigerian woman's purse. You'll keep seeing things like...

Tissue, pad, spare pant, female condom, makeup kits, Paracetamol, 5inches nail, agbalumo seed, vitamin C, cucumber, spoon, candle, condemned charger, baba blue sweet, Old 20Naira note,postinor13,crayfish, rusted ear rings and all sorts of rubbish.

Some dey even carry shaving bic dey waka around incase they see opportunity to fvck for money, dem go enter bathroom go shave come out dey shine teeth like goat wey dem cut em head.

Tufiakwa!!!
You spoke for yourself grin
Crime › Re: Cultist, Sikiru Samuel 'Samora' Arrested In Lagos by dalass(f): 9:50am On Feb 18, 2020
Samuel turn Samora... Just say your last prayer because they also caught you with gun...


Youths of nowadays be forming Rambo but when caught be forming innocent cool
Romance › Re: UNIBEN Student Accuses Boyfriend Of Money Rituals For Breaking Up With Her by dalass(f): 8:41pm On Feb 17, 2020
The written story should be rewritten to make sense.... Using the feminine words to describe the guy and gf

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Politics › Re: PDP Writes CJN Tanko Mohammed, Asks Him To Step Aside From Imo Case by dalass(f): 7:36pm On Feb 17, 2020
He was brought in for election decision purposes. You now want him to step aside?

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Celebrities › Re: Churchill Celebrates Son, King Andre's 4th Birthday, Writes Open Letter To Him by dalass(f): 7:17pm On Feb 17, 2020
Fine gal no mean fine character.. Men are listening?

Don't ever marry a dramatic and vindictive person like Tonto! You hear? grin
Health › Re: My Addictions To Betting, Masturbation, Pepsi Will Soon Kill Me. I'm Sure! by dalass(f): 2:53pm On Feb 17, 2020
ChildOfDoom:
A popular Nigerian pidgin adage goes: "Pikin wey go get head, na from small dem dey know".

it's been 7 years of waywardness. no sign of me changing my obnoxious lifestyle. I'm even getting worse. it has gotten to a stage that my life and health is being threatened.......
First step.

* Change your monicker! *******

Next

* Have a positive mind set*******

You must have the willpower to move forward out of the problems you created for yourself. It's possible... All things are possible!!!!

Just get a hold of yourself like the prodigal son and talk to yourself, then rise up and take a step!

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Politics › Re: Buhari Could Not Achieve More Because Nigeria Does Not Have Money – BMO by dalass(f): 2:43pm On Feb 17, 2020
We need to hash tag this mumu govt!

#No more excuses!#

#Blame game is over! #
Culture › Re: Protesters Demand Suspension Of Oluwo Akanbi For Beating Oba Dhikirulahi Olabira by dalass(f): 1:05pm On Feb 17, 2020
That Oluwo of Iwo is a mad tout..

Iwo people made a huge mistake

angry
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nigerians Trapped In Wuhan, China Cry Out "Bring Us Home" (Photos) by dalass(f): 9:54am On Feb 17, 2020
Ifesinachi22:
Coronavirus update:

The Coronavirus cases have risen to over 17000 infections in total with 21,588 in mainland China. It should be noted too that over 361 persons have died.

Over 60 Nigerians are trapped in Wuhan the epicentre of the of the out break.

Nigerians in wuhan China needs help from Nigeria government as they carry their placards bearing ....Bring Us Home, Nigerians Trapped In Wuhan China

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1322358371281240&id=1026170987566648
Abeg

Not at this time oh...

You have to wait till this corona virus matter is settled..

Please oh
Politics › Re: Northern Elders Forum Tells Buhari To Stop Blame Game On Boko Haram by dalass(f): 9:50am On Feb 17, 2020
Nackzy:
Buhari is clueless
Took it right off Jonathan...

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Politics › Re: Northern Elders Forum Tells Buhari To Stop Blame Game On Boko Haram by dalass(f): 9:49am On Feb 17, 2020
He's used to the blame game. He's too old to change. Shikena

Bubu, keep passing the buck... You kuku don't know the buck stops at your table!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Performs In Uganda, Excites Crowd by dalass(f): 4:02pm On Feb 16, 2020
Sunnycliff:
So until he performs in any of these two, he hasn't done anything? Are you kidney me?
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Politics › Re: Herdsmen Receive Military Training In Ekiti – Council Of Elders by dalass(f): 3:21pm On Feb 16, 2020
IJOBA2:
WHERE ARE THE COWShuh WE HAVE BEEN LIVING IN PEACE AND HARMONY WITH OUR NORTHERN BRETHREN HERE IN YORUBA LAND . I WOULD LIKE ADVICE Y’ALL IPOBIANS TO DESIST FROM SOWING SEED OF DISCORD BETWEEN WE YORUBAS AND THE NORTHERNS. THE UNITY OF NIGERIA IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
Says who?

Even the union between husband and wife is negotiable. Not to talk of the north/ south contraption called Nigeria which has largely been unfavorable to the south
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko Take A Walk In Matching Outfits by dalass(f): 3:00pm On Feb 16, 2020
Davash222:
Man need fresh things not night newspaper.
So Ned Nwoko at 60+ years after 3 wives and many kids is still considered as fresh who also needs fresh girls?

Silly reasoning abeg
Culture › Re: Animals Names In Yoruba And Their English Meaning by dalass(f): 2:44pm On Feb 16, 2020
Nice compilation wink
Crime › Re: U.S Woman To Be Jailed For Fake $1500 Marriage With Nigerian by dalass(f): 2:41pm On Feb 16, 2020
segun18:
My dear it not a laughing matter o...it is well ooo
Wow, you're right.

No be easy something I know.
Crime › Re: U.S Woman To Be Jailed For Fake $1500 Marriage With Nigerian by dalass(f): 8:32pm On Feb 15, 2020
segun18:
My sister na true ... because is what most people take find their level for Yankee oo
Yes now. It has been working for them but his own don carry am enter jail... Last last e dey come back to meet his village people grin
Crime › Re: U.S Woman To Be Jailed For Fake $1500 Marriage With Nigerian by dalass(f): 8:22pm On Feb 15, 2020
Village people really on the guy matter.

Since 2016? grin
Crime › Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For Buying Phone For Side Chick In Imo (Graphic) by dalass(f): 11:59am On Feb 15, 2020
SCORPION1902:
I KNEW IT




IT MUST SURELY BE IPOB WOMAN
They're better than Hausa own o... At least she no stab him to death or carve off his manhood.. Fear North! shocked
Crime › Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For Buying Phone For Side Chick In Imo (Graphic) by dalass(f): 11:56am On Feb 15, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



So it is now a crime for a man to use his own hard-earned money to buy whomever he desires a phone?
I just thank God that God is not a woman.
He can buy for any member of family or friends not side chick...

As the woman body dey hot so he must feel the hotness too. Shikena! grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari To Borno Leaders: Boko Haram Cannot Strike Without Your Cooperation by dalass(f): 9:03pm On Feb 12, 2020
ManirBK:
It's a real fact I concur with Mr
President. Boko Haram can't
strike without the cooperation of
the borno There is
always an insider that Spoiled the party!
Zombie oh zombie! undecided
Crime › Re: 34 Sex Workers Arrested In Jigawa by dalass(f): 3:42pm On Feb 12, 2020
All the taxes going to FG as a result of breweries and cigarettes, hotels, profit making banks etc must be haram to them as well. Because their religious belief should be against the MONEY made from such haramic businesses!

Bloody hypothetics!!!

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Romance › Re: Valentine's Day: How Much Is The Ticket To Paradise on Valentine's day To You by dalass(f): 3:03pm On Feb 12, 2020
Tomoyayi:
Another Val topic again undecided
Abi?

We no fit hear word again till next week.. And then it will be full of tales by moonlight
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