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ivolt:
Nobody started kidnapping.
If there is the equivalent word kidnap in your local language.
The east would have to travel back in time to teach your ancestors about it.

What are you talking about?

Can these bandits count up to 290 million them (the bandits) go just open mouth waaaa dey pronounce money anyhow

sukkot:
fifty fifty

Thanks, always a pleasure to learn from you

sukkot:
not a demon or angel but prone to self conflict / slightly eccentric .

Ok thanks but it's not a bad thing



Right?

sukkot:
hehe bro she 21. That's old enough. The record still belongs to ned nwoko . Try elon musk, i hear he shopping for a new friend hehehe.

These emojis not working on this iPhone4. Bro am typing this from an iPhone4 lol

Good evening Sir, check this one please 13 November 2000

Demon or Angel


Thanks Boss

sukkot:
has absolutely nothing nothing to do with date of birth. Depends on if you are a starseed . The house Scorpio produces a lot of starseeds because of the royal star Antares. If you are a starseed you will definitely suffer first before transitioning into your power

Thank you Sir for this enlightenment👏👏... I've been able to learn something

Team AJ all the way

sukkot:
alright so I have to say that you are not just your sol sign but you are a combination of your sol and Luna sign and so this would be the study of one half of a Scorpio person and not the whole reading in the person

So a Scorpio person comes in two different forms but either way they are in transition . It’s a house of transition. The first type of Scorpio is broken and is very unfortunate in life. There is heavy affliction in his or her life . It’s a tough depressing life spiritually. However there is an appointed time of transition like the phoenix and this person will transition out of this broken state and ascend to a high place and to a place of wholeness. That’s why this is the phoenix house. This type of Scorpio has a regal energy like an old king in past life and is aloof not necessarily out of arrogance but just that other people don’t match up siritually and so it’s like conversing with a baby when they try to relate with people and so these would be like hermits who keep to themselves and they have a ruling class mentality and a regal spirit. I believe this would be the story of someone like bill gstes a Scorpio . Seems he started rough and broken. Dropped out of uni. Lots of suffering and sleeping on the floor and on peoples couches then the transition came etc etc

Other type of Scorpio is mean spirited and vengeful and these types usually start out on top very rich or comfortable but then the transition comes and they are overtaken by affliction and they fall into the pit. It’s a tragic story . A fall from grace

All this happens because of the phoenix in the house.

Wow, thanks for this. So, there's like two types of Scorpios, like there's the early scorpio like Bill Gates born around October twenty something to probably early November, and the late scorpios born around late November.... So, are those early ones the ones broken at first and then transition...

Also Sir, a Scorpio born on say 13th November, is the person also part of the transition group

sukkot:
sure boss I would give you a nod

Thank you

sukkot:
Now i have studied ANDREW TATE in the past couple of days and he is not a stupid fellow. he is a man on some kind of mission, he believes, which he is programmed by the universe to take on this journey. the man is born on a new moon day in Sagittarius and so he is a universal portal and messenger and the message is to shut down the controllers of the matrix and take their power ( is the energy a new moon in Sagittarius propels you to undertake ). and so in this mission he has no choice. he is programmed by higher powers to do what he does.

so he talks about sexless marriages and that over 90 percent or almost all marriages are sexless and for the most part its the women who dont want sex from their husbands which he fails to understand the spiritual reason why this happens which is that in a dying empire the universe sucks away the energy from the men and gives it to the women and so the men become more effeminate while the women become feminazi feminists and so the power is with the women now and sex is a symbolic act of a woman being in subjection to her man and she is down on her back and he is on top pounding her and so in this case of a stronger feminazi woman and a weaker effeminate man she has no desire to be on her back getting pounded by a weaker creature than her and hence this creates a nation of sexless marriage. and so he fails to see the signs on the wall that this is a spiritual symptom of a falling and dying empire and since he is programmed to shutdown the controllers of the matrix and take their powers his myopic solution to this problem is to try to tear down the matrix by getting a bunch of fallen effeminate men to abandon america and go create bastard babies all over the world with women who are more subservient in asia and south america and north africa and never bring the children or wife to america and never to marry these women and to live them in their respective countries and go visit them like once or twice a year. basically drop bastard seeds all over the world and destroy the family units of other countries because your women have refused to be subservient to you. so these are the counter reactionary measures of angry effeminate fallen men but what they fail to understand is that the world is spiritual. as one falls another rises and as they the western men have fallen and become effeminate, the men of other cultures have risen and as they have risen they have more control over their own women and so they have a stronger more respectable family unit and so the only women they would be able to get in these countries would be dollar hungry prostitutes who are only interested in money. and so andrew tate is on a losing battle. he just needs to flow with the spiritual temperature of the times and not try to swim against the tide of the waves. he would soon get swept away into the great beyond and tossed up and down in the spiritual waves

This is Insightful.... I look forward to seeing you create a thread for Scorpios... Everything about them

Kukutente23:
Very simply stuffs
The hotel holds the remote
If two occupants can't agree on what to do with the AC, they change rooms
🤷

😂

Who go hold the remote? 🤔

What if one wants the AC on and the other wants it off 🤔

raskymonojendor:
Rip prof.

Bahd guy

I see what you did there

They raise the best liars though 😂

Our basketball ladies are so fiiiinnnnneeee

Candidlady:
••••• They feel bad for your poor sense of humour but try to laugh to make you happy.

😂 💯 Spot on, cool thing is, introverts usually understand even the weirdest or driest joke 🤣, they'll just laugh to make one feel good

slawomir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Enjoy your retirement
He try

I can't imagine myself serving for 38 years doing one same thing every day

Hu teh u say na one thing e dey do every day ........ They're various functions nau

silvoclaira:


Out of 8Billion humans on earthits a deaf you trusted abi?

it's a riddle... Not real

If you give deaf man 5million and ask him to hide it for you, then you traveled for like a year and then when you return you find out that he has gone blind, how can you ask for your money back ?

nlfpmod Seun lalasticlala

The business world is more like a street, only that the street thugs wears suits and ties even this Otedola had one time been in a fight with dangote back in 2009, buh look at both of them now

What are the odds that we as Nigerians could trace our DNA or roots to another country ... What if an Hausa man traces his roots to the igbos or urohbos 😂

Just thinking out loud though 🚬

Lemmy123:
I stopped reading though when I discovered I had a long way to go with the write up... I stopped at where you had to stay up all night with a guy to finish a project up... And where Mama said "Great job"

Whatever this is, congratulations 🎊

SERIOUSLY ..... CRAZY PEOPLE FULL HERE ASWR BAD GUY

......

This Villa Camera Guy dey try o... every shot just dey point , everbody come fresh

this is wrong, jungle justice is wrong and absolutely condemnable.

highest dem fit slap the guy small like one or two then hand am to police... I don't know why Nigerians are not quick to condemn this but will rush to condemn blasphemous based killing

mediclife1987:
Are you stylishly trying to register your interest? it's been long I had my anus licked, and my dick Bleep a tight bung hole.

Hope you're still tight and sphincteric down there?

😨 😳 Ahhhh abeg o no be me o, I'm not interested at all

mediclife1987:
Will you be using your tongue to clean my anus for me daily for 100k/month?

I'll also Bleep your anus whenever I want.

100k/month guaranteed.

mad people full nairaland aswer 😂😂😂😂 chai, wetin be dis


Seun , please add a sticker and voice note feature on nairaland 🙏🤝 it'll be awesome

Crownhome:
I can't stop laughing.
The thing tire me.
They'll spend alot on decor .
But yiu guy's aren't invited nah

my friend was invited and I tagged along

Some people were hoarding the food though, heard they were relatives to the celebrants

When u go party and food no reach u

Especially when you dey hungry, happened to me when I was a student, I was damn hungry and then boom, one of my friend invited me to a party I was like Thank God o, omoh las las food no reach any of us

Why people sef go dey spend money for decoration when food no plenty na

The pastor still say something in you will rise now

Gagare1:
Is this for real? If so where is the BULABA?

Yes, it's real you can Google it if you please

I don't know where BULABA is