₦airaland Forum

Larryslim:
So na you she like??
Baba carry your bad belle go away jare
If she really did runs in the past,do you want to tell me that davido doesn't know about it??....
Please leave them o!
I no know wetin concern you!

Guy go and eat shit to make 100$ naw, no worry one day you go hammer. You sef go buy Micra.

Rozaytee:
d summary is naija ladies should learn to be independent and avoid Punanii distributions

Nope you missed the point, chioma distributed her punna all around Babcock,
The point is get a goof ass baba to handle those guys and your punna will fall any maga.

Simple.
If you told davido 2 years ago that one China will finish him like this he will never believe it.
Funny enough, the girl doesn't even like him even now.

I would have told him to buy bitcoin and sell it in 2017 when its at 10,000$.

Really I have a lot to tell him, I would have told him dude, life isn't black and white but grey, all those things you hold dear in life are lies, honest people suffer so be the bad guy, I would tell him to take advantage of people , I would tell him that being an adult sucks and the bad people ALWAYS win so join them.

Bethel4Life:
they are as follows
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1)NNAMDI KANU
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2)DONALD DUKE
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3)PAT UTOMI
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.quote me and die

Lol. Still kicking.
Secondly am not sure of this people.

You are obviously not among then.
P.s there are only 3 non corrupt people in Nigeria.

Even in death they still blame men.

So the guy threw his family into sadness abi,

Waka, do you think he wanted to die

Herrmes:
Shows how mentally lazy you are if you think those two are your only options.

On the contrary yahoo isn't easy.#fact.
A G boy works 20 hours + a day, reads in his spare time do that he is appraised of issues going on in Nigeria and whatever country he's hitting. He also has to keep on innovating,
So how is he lazy?? or you think its easy.
Just shows how lazy you are.

Besides there are just two choices here, its yahoo or civil war. Simple.

Virginkpekus:
Rubbish write up...would you prefer them carrying guns and robbing their fellow Nigerians? How many articles have you written about politicians who are the real thieves in this shit hole country?

Blessing fall on you.
As all this self righteous bastards, choose BTW yahoo and the ever growing bank robberies.

Impressive.

"Sleepless nights"
After you will say you are not ASHAWO.

So it's okay to put the guys face and name by not the girl.
Equality all right.

sparog:
Like say thief no dey abroad abi

Thank you oh.

laudate:
I do not see your point, because your points do not make sense. Like I said earlier the greed, deceit and vices of the yahoo boy will dig his grave in due course. FYI, 20k puts food on the table of a single man each month, and also helps him plan & create other sources of legitimate income. A keke boy I know, earns almost 150k monthly, after delivering his rental fees for the keke to its' owner. Other keke drivers make more or less money depending on their location. Legit hard work, steady clean income and peace of mind goes a long way, in establishing the well-being of an individual.

You claim that "Even the bible says that any man that cannot provide for his family is worse than an infidel." That same Bible did NOT say a man should steal or defraud others, to provide for his family. In fact the same Bible says "The getting of treasures by a lying tongue is a vanity tossed to and fro of them that seek death." Read Proverbs 21 verse 6.

Well infidel means (not going to heaven) so I would rather be a lying cheat than and infidel.

U see what I say, if tomorrow you find out that keke boy is using yahoo to supplement his income what would you say? Or you think that what you see is what you see.

In fact dude I give up, you are right.
You are have always been right.

laudate:
Continue spewing trash, and showing everyone that the only thing in your brain is sawdust. Can you proudly write 'yahoo boy' as your profession, if asked to give details about what you do for a living? As for that crack about family members, I pray God will never allow an idiotic yahoo boy, go near any of my family. If he makes the mistake of coming close, I will be the first to expose him and make sure he gets thrown into a jail he will never escape from.

Only stuvpid mentally retar'ded touts, chose to engage in yahoo business for a living, instead of using their God-given brains to engage in worthwhile legitimate businesses with potentials for growth. I respect the keke driver or okada man who takes home 20k per month from the proceeds of his honest hardwork, than the yahoo boy whose stock in trade is criminality and deception, who exists only to prey upon unsuspecting innocent hardworking citizens.

It is greed and deceit that drives the yahoo boy, not hunger. And it is that greed and deceit that will dig his grave. If yahoo stops, Nigeria will become a much better place to live in, and people will be able to sleep securely knowing their bank accounts and investments, are safe. The difference between yahoo boys and the damage they have inflicted on our land, can even be seen in the way the UK embassies treat Botswana citizens and Nigerian citizens.

I agree with you statement about destroying the image of Nigeria, I hate what boys are doing, however since I can't provide an alternative, I won't ask them to die naw.

Your respect and opinion is of no value to the keke man, honesty cannot put food on any table, money does that.
Even the bible says that any man that cannot provide for his family is worse than an infidel.

20k a month cannot do that, then after 20yewrs where will the keke man be? No retirement funds no social security? You see my point right?

Sorry bout the cracks, I needed you to see that I had tooth too. I apologize for the remarks.

[quote author=laudate post=67586120][/quote]Lol, you don't mean it, you mean YOU have money??

laudate:
Didn't I tell you earlier that stuvpidity was your middle name? You just proved it. So because people have been on the verge of death or suicide, they should turn to crime, right? You think you can justify crime, with these your pathetic excuses? Or you believe the people they scammed were not driven to suicide, prison or sickness by the antics of these yahoo boys who defrauded them? Can you cure a headache by creating migraine?

As for all you said about Karma, it shows your sense was left in the ditch. Kara is slow in coming, because it wants people to repent of evil, but don't worry - sooner than later it always shows up eventually, no matter how many evil people are in the world. Vice can never give birth to virtue, no matter how much you try to justify it. It only breeds death, loss and evil at the end of the day.

I didnt marry into your family so I don't see how your surname : stupidity has anything to do with me.

Secondly it is so rare to meet a specimen of idiotic homo sapiens, like you. I need to ask Did a yahoo boy chase you out of your Father's cave by buying the land up for his babe.

Just kidding, I shouldn't make fun of your condition

Am sure you have heard "justice delayed is justice denied " besides you have no idea how the universe works if you did you wouldn't bank so much on karma.

Anyways look, a man who society cast out owes nobody anything, he has only one thing to look forward to, there is nothing left for him to do than make it or die no matter the cost to you or anyone else.

So let's agree to disagree shall we, because no matter how much you rant and how much I try to elevate your mental depression, it won't change the fact that yahoo will keep booming and if yahoo stops, the offa bank robbery will look like child's play compare with the robberies that will steadily be happening.

If buhari can survive karma and become president of Nigeria after so many years any one would take chances with karma than hunger, starvation or death.

Beside I know your just jealous of the cool rides, slay Queen's the popping of bottles and large live yahoo boys live.

So , fuc you and fuxk your white Masters , Jonny Boy.
And don't forget to lick Master Smith's shoe today.

laudate:
Another piece of drivel from this numbskull called Dami12345. USA is not your problem . The greedy damned yahoo boys are the problem. May curses never depart from their lives, and may they die a miserable death!

Look Johnny Boy,
USA is the problem, or should I say the economic league is the problem, yahoo is just a symptom of the disease called USA.

If you can't see the cause and effect that's going on it isn't my fault you are so dumb, read a few books will you.

laudate:
Another piece of drivel from this numbskull called Dami12345. USA is not your problem . The greedy damned yahoo boys are the problem. May curses never depart from their lives, and may they die a miserable death!

Look Johnny Boy,
USA is the problem, or should I say the economic league is the problem, yahoo is just a symptom of the disease called USA.

If you can't see the cause and effect that's going on it isn't my fault you are so dumb, read a few book will you.

laudate:
You are right. And not only do victims of yahoo boys suffer trauma, they sometimes end up killing themselves, by committing suicide....or are even thrown into jail, because they cannot refund the money that those yahoo boys defrauded from them

And soat least their jail is more comfortable than many Nigeria homes.

Eke40seven:
And why should your poverty problems haunt your fellow country men working their socks off abroad to help their folks back home to relief some of the poverty?
Lemme give you an example, in Germany, just a few years ago, Barclays and Censor would issue Nigerian students credit cards to help out with studies and some stuffs when there is no money, but now, immediately you have the Naija passport, they deny you outrightly, they don't care. Why should they care when you probably sympathise with thieves and would aid them?
Whose fault is it that you have shitty leaders? They or you the average citizens? The people are just as bad as the leaders. You guys will jump on trees to praise your leaders whether they loot or not as far as the money reaches you. On election days, your conscience will not judge you when you extend your hands to collect money in exchange for your votes, then after you sell your mandate to the devil you begin to blame the devil. What do you expect?
Are you the only poor country in this world? Why should our reputation so stink that we condone yahoo thieves just because it's not "our" money they are stealing and you want things to be good with us? How?

Because we worship money and are cowards.
I remember the times that it people don't know the source of your wealth, they won't sell things to you, no matter how much you bring, they won't let their daughters marry you and so on, however with the advent of "forgiveness" everything turned upside down, and here we are, even the pastors are thieves so are the police .
Need I say more

laudate:
Keep defending the evil ways of those yahoo boys. Don't worry, by the time their evil actions boomerang back on their heads, and destroy their lives, they will eventually realise that anything gotten by deceit, ends up being a ticket to destruction.

You think Karma can be avoided? It appears stuvpidity must be your middle name. Karma is a universal law. It may be delayed, but it surely cannot be denied. The sad thing is that by the time Karma knocks on the door of those yahoo boys to dish out retribution to them, you probably would not be there to witness their downfall.

Yahoo boys are more deadly than armed robbers. The only difference lies in the tools of their trade. You think armed robbers who carry guns and knives to kill and rob victims are the only evil ones? Then it means you have not seen the people who fall victim to the yahoo boys - the victims whose lives are cut short by instalments, or the ones who lose life, limbs, honour, family, relationships, businesses, reputation and resources to the fraud perpetrated by such scammers. I repeat: May God release divine vengeance and judgement on all yahoo boys, from now till eternity.

Sense fall on you id10t.
Y are you trying to give me your surname naw, who told you I need middle name,

At the bolded, if that about karma was 100% how are there evil people in the world? because karma would have destroyed them long ago and their types will be extinct,

Secondly and most importantly you think they care??
This boys were abandoned by society, cast out by the church and criticised by " educated " people . most of them know very well what it is to be hungry, am taking of that sharp pain in your stomach that makes you want to die, you thinks your stupid morals words are food, or clothing or house or jobs,

You this children of peace you no nothing about the ways of war, many of them have been on the verge of death, suicide and finally they found solace , progress in yahoo, then you come with you mouth to give them nothing, and ask them to return to nothing, YOU ARE NOT WELL.
Did they see jobs and say they want yahoo, did they see equal opportunity and say they didn't want.

Guy think small, let's even agree that all the millions doing yahoo stop. What will you provide for them to do .

Go to your 8-5 job and earn your 20k and stop complaining.

Daejoyoung:
This is how some began by defending kidnapping of the white man, saying it is karma on the white man. Today, it is a great security threat across the nation. The truth is the Yahoo fraud is just like betting, it is addictive, when you make 1million you think you can also make 10million, and it goes on and on, when you can't get the white man any longer, you would turn to your own citizens or anybody, while you keep blaming politicians and others but yourself in order to justify your actions.

Sorry bro ,doesn't matte what you say, all the people saying this carp that yahoo is bad will not turn investorbj away from their business, banks won't refuse to open bank accounts for them, ladies won't close their legs for them, and people won't stop following them in twitter ,Ig, and kissing their ass, that being said how should they stop when they are given validity by the country.

Besides there is always balance, but I fear that the U.S are allowing us to dig our graves for ourselves.

einsteine:
Crap. Big load of tosh.

How can you have the conscience to imply that a man in Massachusetts who has worked all his life for his savings is more deserving of being scammed than a Nigerian simply because he is white?

And someone like you would still go to church or Mosque and still pray to God. Scamming is bad, no matter the victim. Anyone who supports it, like you do, is part of the problem.

There is no justification for crime. There is no gradation for crime. People have committed suicide here on Nigeria after being scammed by BVN scammers and you sit in your house saying scammers are better than kidnappers or armed robbers. No, they are all one side of the same rotten coin.

There is no justification for crime. If we all decide that our circumstances means we should all go into criminal activities, would the country be fit to live in?

Nope this is the real crap.
Okay fine yahoo boys are robbers, well so are out politicians, so is dangote, so are the boozelegging masters of American, so are the Bushes, the Vandavaults and the Rockefellers.

And this "innocent" people are the children of the colonial thieves who stole our country, tricked abacha into destroying our economy, bribed and manipulate and threatened him to killing the finest president we will ever have ; abiola mko. They destroyed Libia, ruined Iran and Afghan , took the balls off Saudi Arabia and made it their bitch. Even some of their people were so disgusted that books like how Europe underdeveloped Africa was written. They destroyed our culture and replaced it with money worship so as to sell this culture to us;, the club spendings, the fast cars, faster women, drugs etc, they sold to us. Now our men are thieves and women are whores, but all you care about is working as a Johnny boy for your white masters.

Need I go on, this is Karma so Shut the fuc up, cause my argument and your argument will not change this , I wish it would but without our country on track yahoo is only going to get bigger and bigger.

livinbygrace:
You care about people in living comfortably in Abroad but forgetting the millions of Nigerians living in abject penury due to the recklessness and mismanagement from our leaders.You go to school now and still hopeless,as there is no job available.Do you know how many destinies that have been waisted because ,there is no future in this country?Where a 40years old man still depends on aged parent for a living.Most boys go to school now and turned to Yahoo,while most girls have almost turned to prostitution.You pay exorbitant bill for darkness,no roads,no good health care,infact nothing is working is this country and you expect boys to folds their arms?So its not how you make money that matters but how you spends it.

Thank u.

laudate:
May the rector or the vice-chancellor of whatever school you graduated from, revoke your certificate, disown your tenure and annul all the semesters you spent within their four walls.

So according to you, because yahoo-yahoo boys employ others, and they survive on the illicit, cursed proceeds they have scammed off other innocent hardworking people, you believe they are doing a good deed in the society, and they should be left alone? Kai!

Do you know how many people they have scammed who died an untimely death, as a result of the scams perpetrated on their transactions, their bank accounts and other sources of livelihood? Do you know how many people became homeless, as a result of the money they lost to fraudsters? Do you know how many suffered stroke or ran mad, due to the activities of 419, yahoo boys and fraudsters who deprived them of their life's savings?

Do you know how many children dropped out of school, how many kids died in hospital, and how many marriages were broken because fathers and mothers lost their hard earned money to scammers and yahoo boys? Do you know how many legitimate businesses have folded up, or how many workers were sacked, as their owners were thrown into penury, because of yahoo boys?

And you are here soliciting that the public should not condemn them. Anyway, I don't blame you. Your moral compass is very faulty. It is so obvious that the values you were raised with, do not include honesty, integrity, accountability, responsibility, contentment, respect for one's fellow man and hard work. Ever heard the maxim: "Do unto others, as you would like them to do unto you?"

Your friend - the yahoo boy that owns mobile phone outlets and several businesses, will meet his waterloo within a short while. Karma may be delayed, but it will surely be served, at the end of the day. May God punish and destroy all yahoo boys, scammers, and fraudsters by whatever name they are called, till kingdom come!

Nope, nothing will happen, Karma can be avoided if you know how.

Yahoo, is the way, you dis stupid people you still don't get it now, if not for yahoo Nigeria will be in civil war. Or you don't know, the youths have hope in scamming so they don't rob,rape and kill, most armed robbers have sold their weapons and bought laptops, they now go to university to learn more to make more money.

Since you want to complaint let me warn and tell you, if yahoo stops, boys must eat, after hunger has hit them for 3 days straight they will come to resident houses for food and money, and they will come enmass.

With the problems in the country without jobs and prospects and davido and the political criminals children rubbing it in our face, there should be bank robberies like hell, how ever bank jobs have even reduced, so has armed robbery, so guy better be careful what you wish for.

It is good to be moral and upright but understand this when it comes down to it, its us or dem.

I almost hope you get your wish so you will see how stupid it is.

They really are in love, look at that aura, wow.

Jfyzee:
The problem with kids like you is that you always think you know. If you did know you won't come to this forum which is older than you to spill trash.

Thought you got the message before but it obvious you didn't, but now will have to school you as have got little time to spare. Will use your example of yahoo as same illustration.

A guy who wants to become a yahoo or who just joined, don't go about asking novice like him for clue or those who are not in the game for advise. They meet with those who are already pros in the game for answers that's how they grow. So same goes for women, a footballer, an engineer, a doctor, a bus conductor or even a thief.

Now a guy(novice) who wants to date a runs girl will only get to know her better/faster if he get clue from others like her too.. else it will take him longer for him to learn/figure out her ways.

Likewise before a guy becomes a player he must have been there and done that (paid the price of being a mugu, maga and making them friends) with all shades/kind of women.. before automatically become a pro.

So to conclude, you can't meet a church girl and expect her to advise you on "Street life things" (Prostitution, Runs girl code). Definitely, she won't know the right answers to give you even though she's a girl. Instead you seek your advise from those living on same street.

Hope you get the drift now little boy..

See what I said about being a kid, funny enough no insults from my side, and leave the native American princess out of this, I do like her.

Now for the schooling, guy read my message again.
Fvck it. you are too Lazy to think(kids nowadays) let me explain the explanation. No pun intended.

I said when a maga, asks a yahoo boy on how to detect scammers what would the yahoo boy do.

Now Wait wait, is that smoke coming out of your head, nigga, it's not complex, the maga obviously doesn't know he's speaking to a yahoo boy.

Did you get it, what! More smoke.

I give up.
You know what, you're right, yup, make friends with an olosho and ask her how to detect your girl is whoring about, she'll tell you, of course she will. you had it all right from the beginning.

Dude you smart!!! Real smart!!

Jfyzee:
@OP have no idea about what he saying..

it like saying a fish has no knowledge of is kind or a fellow fish in the water ... which is absolutely wrong.

Women know women better just as men understand men better.. it's that simple.

Your only problem is you are too young.
Don't worry you will learn.

Girls are like yahoo boys,imagine if one maga starts asking you for advice on how to detect and escape other scammers, as a yahoo boy will you say the truth??

Na to scoope the client on different format and confused the maga to keep dropping the dollar.

And you expect a woman to say the truth, what does she gain by telling any one, I swear the beginning of yahoo is the understanding of how one lady girl will have oil block somewhere without doing anything.

That's how one girl called me out of the blue and give me format" say her lecturer want money, say she dey cry she no get she come bill me 30k, I just laught the girl.

How far pocohantas, I'm interested in meeting you oh, if its just a date am down, if its just sex am down, am just curious about you.

shamecurls:
Crying out makes him so stupid.

A wife he could have quietly used for money rituals and enjoy till death comes knocking. Everybody will suspect him if something happens to the wife now.

Best solution, I will keep this in mind should one stupid girl claim sense with me.
I swear the solution is so simple, I get payback and I get paper and am also free to Bleep around. How dope is that.


Guy take I crate of origin joor.

Saintmary:
How did you describe me

I describe you as a young beautiful, lovely, resilient , lady, who hasn't developed her abilities in the least, partly due to how easy life is.
However your potential is quite lovely, and you will find great pleasure in embarking on some risky ventures and leaving your comfort zone.
By the way your actions or lack of affect people so remember to take responsibility for them.
Usually a girl can get out of that alas such a time is at an end.
A good night to you.

Saintmary:
Obviously, you just described someone else. I understand if you are confused. Someone who can gamble away half his life, Now I see why Buhari won.

Typical. When a lady can't converse properly she TRIES to change the subject.
A good morning to you too. By the way I described u.