₦airaland Forum

Untainted007:
Anything is possible, but one shud nt overlook the fact that children too can be too playful, it's possibles she went inside the car possibly to play bt couldn't open the car and been killed by heat after suffocating to death and she can also be dumbed there after she was killed.

danduchi:
You all don't know what God has done for you all oo.
One time, many years ago, I traveled to calabar to go see this girl. She picked me from the parked and we got to her one bedroom apartment, nice and cozy. I baff, wear singlet and boxer, crossed leg on the table changing TV channels.
2 secs my girl received a call, followed by a knock on the door. It was very obvious he paid for the apartment from the look on his face. My girl just said 'I'm sorry Dan'.
I got dressed, this guy and my girl dropped me off at the park. I reached PH by almost 11pm.
So Me go calabar to just go baff, I can't still believe it.

Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives..

PMPhoenix:
Hi Damicares,

You just have to keep practicing. Trust me, eventually you will be better than this, I’d be very happy to assist in any way I can. Thank you

PMPhoenix:
Hale, while I was working on it

Commonsense99:

If he was in Nigeria, he will still be thinking of Waec and, jamb, Pume...and then comes the incessant ASUU strikes, then the wait for mobilisation, before Nysc, finally no job!
Nigerian educational system forces their youths to graduate at a close to retirement age.

Commonsense99:

If he was in Nigeria, he will still be thinking of Waec and, jamb, Pume...and then comes the incessant ASUU strikes, then the wait for mobilisation, before Nysc, finally no job!
Nigerian educational system forces their youths to graduate at a close to retirement age.

egopersonified:
My fellow Christians, your Goliath has died on the cross of Calvary. Jesus said it is finished. What are you Fighting for again? Our fight is the fight of faith. Believing we have those things that the bible says are ours. Choose what you want in life, believe it (faith it), and work towards it, and you will see results. Expect the best. Stop thinking there are witches, neighbors, enemies,etc out to get you. Your life is what you make of it.

Some of us wonder why dangote or our friends and neighbors and terrible sinners are richer than them the true christians, it's because Life is guided by laws and principles. They have found how to make money and make money work for them. The fact that you are born again and I am a sinner will not stop you from falling to the ground if we both jump off a mountain, the law of gravity will apply to both of us.

Stop going to night vigils to pray against enemies, pray for your eyes to be open to know what step to take next. Whatsoever are true, whatsoever are pure, whatsoever are just, whatsoever are of good report, if there by virtue, think on these things not the horrible past or enemies.

PotatoSalad:
Where's you and your wife's picture? Stay there and be looking like soiled pampers. Eziofia

Tonyfx:
But seriously na so Indonesia people nor get sense, can't they shoot a tranquilizer into its mouth and quickly cut off the tyre. Abi them wan put the crocodile on a new diet?

Ishilove:
Beat the pedophile, not the ignorant teenager.

You just have to talk to her again and spice the lecture with some hot slaps because you counselled her TODAY about sex and it's ramifications, yet she still wants to go ahead to waka useless waka. No, this is a very dangerous step she wants to take. Some factory resetting slaps are in order for disregarding all your advice less than 24hours after giving it.

After the slaps, draw her close and counsel her again because that is the best you can do. You can only show these children the right way; whether they choose to take it is entirely up to them.

Ishilove:
Beat the pedophile, not the ignorant teenager.

You just have to talk to her again and spice the lecture with some hot slaps because you counselled her TODAY about sex and it's ramifications, yet she still wants to go ahead to waka useless waka. No, this is a very dangerous step she wants to take. Some factory resetting slaps are in order for disregarding all your advice less than 24hours after giving it.

After the slaps, draw her close and counsel her again because that is the best you can do. You can only show these children the right way; whether they choose to take it is entirely up to them.

Greystone:
Same here.
I won 249k one day in November from 2 bets after staking just 7k total. That was the worst thing that happened to me because after that virtually my bets wer cutting.
I placed a bet with odds of around 400 and i was on the verge of a win wen at the very last minute of extra time one useless buffoon headed in a goal from the last corner kick of the game.
As i no die that day, i know say i be man.
No more betting.
2020 na only savings and land/real estate investments.
My mumu don do.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

You are a real niggarrr
( especially when the father nor get any sense of responsibility like my father)

I don't sleep day and night!
Because when i think about my responsibilities i can't sleep
I need to master the huzzle to conquer the struggle!

I remember last year when my younger sister was admitted in irrua hospital after ekpoma for just fever o.
I saw hell as the first son

I spent almost 450,000 naira( every day blood test, pcv test, dialysis, drip). I don't know what type of fever it was o. But blood was coming out from her nose. Her belle and legs swell.
My mum cried all day and night... As a real niggarrr i was scared for the very first time in my life. Seeing the way the nurses and doctors were piercing her with needless to take blood samples all the time scared me the more
But it was later that the doctor said something about lasser abi na yellow fever. The doctor carried her into one machine room like that o. The doctor said it was dialysis abi wetin

Na that time i come take know say common fever and malaria dey kill people because for two weeks when we take stay for that hospital i see almost seven people when die for just fever matter

Na hospital we for do her birthday and Christmas.

I will never forget last year.

Neymessi:
I will comment later, am in a family meeting, my younger brother just killed d chicken meant for Christmas. It's a serious issue

oluwakayode25:
See what that last idiot said,, it was not his fault, he was tipsy...A lot of people have problem in this country I swear, wahray oshi...how can you say such a thing, he was tipsy, wtf!!!

optimusprime2:
The day my Mum non chalantly gave me her car keys to buy fuel for her...
Like that was a super long time ago but the memory is still fresh...
Honestly that day I thought I was dreaming... that was the first time I took car keys legally to drive out ... it's funny they all knew I could drive but, my mum never allowed me to, so I was fond of stealing the car and sneaking out , when they were at work or travelled... I even duplicated my own key.

But that day All my siblings were like: "Simba, it is time"
While driving I was just honking the horn even for lizards on the road.

ogbuefi677:
Dunno when mine happened.
Been going to the bank to deposit substantial cash from our business since I was 10 and could drive the Yamaha 80 motorcycle(with clutch) our sales boys used by then.
Was driving the car (illegally) by 13yrs,but started doing interstate travels with my dad's permission by 16.
Guess I came of age by 10,when I started JSS1

Neurotika:
Day me and my pop went to a bar then and he was like 'Are you sure just two will be enough for you?, you can take more'. Well I took more and we both staggered home...Twas there I knew I was now a boss....

Djicemob:
"He rained blows on her and she became confused" lol

This part got me

Even though the story sounds fake

Cutehector:
Abeg begin to kabash in his house o.. I duno if you muslims speak in tongues but please start so he will notice...shebi he wants prayers, he will get tired....

yus248:
That's kinda rude though

Rapmoney:
Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus

At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.

Mine:

In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.

DenreleDave:
Dammy, can I pm you and we get to know each other

I'm DenreleCares

Cutehector:
You must call her every minute.. Even if you just spoke an hour ago, and you dont call, she gets annoyed...


Fvck you! And fvck all the needy attention seekers! Fvck y'all! Go fvcking get a life! And fvcking get busy!

Emily22:
I hacked her WhatsApp back den with( I won't tell u the app )

She was dating her lecturer then ,an old married man around 60-65yrs with 2 grown up beautiful girls...

Whenever she is online, I ll be reading her messages especially whenever she ask d man dat (did u release in me)...

So I switched to condom cuz I got scared of infections....we fought over the use of condom and I told her Its for our own good.

Too be candid, I played along till her final year cuz I just needed something to bang hard since am not a fan of masturbation and also not a fan of "sister,can I have a minute with u ".

So last year, she told me how she can die for me,how she can bla bla bla ,all those thrash talks........I told her "alaye am done with you".

She think say she don keep one mumu good husband for one place so if she sell her Puna finish,she can come back to uncle mumu.

That day was hell on earth cuz u need to see her rage , insults, abuses....I just dey smile for where I dey say if u finish,carry Ur pangolo and leave.....that was the end of the whole relationship shit.

Advice of the day : If u want to die young,hack your girlfriend's WhatsApp, Facebook,Instagram and co... Chech Ur blood pressure first before doing that shit cuz u ll never believe what u ll see..

Goodnight,by the way,am looking for job.

yinkard4me:
Few days to my marriage introduction ceremony, I had this very nice low hair cut I did just before I travelled down home from my base. Two days to the Day,I thought it would be nice if I did a lil carving and adjustments to make the hair look newer. There is this salon I used to see a lot of guys flocking around and I thought to myself, this guy must be good. On getting there, this guy's first touch on my hair removed a thick portion of my hair that I could see my skin from d mirror. I was like whatttttttt? The boy said my clipper was slippery, lol. I wanted to cry, I just told him to remove all the hair .

yinkard4me:
Few days to my marriage introduction ceremony, I had this very nice low hair cut I did just before I travelled down home from my base. Two days to the Day,I thought it would be nice if I did a lil carving and adjustments to make the hair look newer. There is this salon I used to see a lot of guys flocking around and I thought to myself, this guy must be good. On getting there, this guy's first touch on my hair removed a thick portion of my hair that I could see my skin from d mirror. I was like whatttttttt? The boy said my clipper was slippery, lol. I wanted to cry, I just told him to remove all the hair .