zoedew:
Where is Nigeria's travel advisory?

HistoryAndTech:

State your own purpose in life.

hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.

Anonymous993775:


So you think my problem is spiritual?

Kriss216:
I'm beginning to believe this wig women wear do cover major parts of their brains.

chatinent:
Which one bi going nude during birthday photoshoots bayi? Abi people don mad finish?

DropsMic:
NOAH..


I'd like to ask him how he managed to fit all the animals in the world including all the species of ants inside his Ark.

LoverJoe89:
Dear NLs,

I need help with my predicament. I just discovered a lounge where I normally hang out to watch sports and chill. Apparently the lounge also has a Spa that is managed by this beautiful married lady who is a mother of 3 children that are in University and one in final year of secondary school. I started crushing on this woman for some time now and I cant seem to take my mind of her. She is a tall, dark stallion with nice hips, ass and a very sweet voice.

We got talking the moment I went to her Spa to make some inquiries about her spa services and whether she runs home service as well. Along the line, she gave me her contact details and we have been chatting frequently. The thing is that I am madly in love with her but I don't know how to express my feelings and desires towards her.

I don't intend snatching her from her husband but I just want to have a romantic relationship with her but don't know how I will go about it.

I am a graduate in my mid 20s from Leed City University Ibadan with a degree in Engineering. I don't usually have issues in getting women but this has posed much of a challenge to me because I am deeply in love with a married woman.

Thoughts of her sometimes drives me to masturbation and it's driving me nuts. Please I need help on this matter.

SportsHD:

Did she enter the car?
God forgive me, I've done that once.

Galantis:
I yam mad?

hofeshhomes:
This can not be over emphasized.

For us as a real estate company, we understand the importance of background checks.

For example, we have seen cases when people lied about what they do for a living. Some would say, "IT specialist", " lawyer" etc. But by the time we give them forms to fill and do due deligence on such persons, we find out they lied, some even have pending court cases with their former landlords in court because they lived for some years and refused to pay.

Some where even unemployed, as evidenced when a landlord rented a house to a young man who lied he was a Music business boss. The young man was always in the compound, and even owed the next rent.

To remove stress from landlords and landladies, they should hand over renting or sale of the properties to real estate companies like us. It takes away stress from you while getting returns on your investment as at when due.

In Nigeria now that insecurity is worrying, doing background checks on tenants, especially, is good because you can rent your house to a person that is into criminal activities and when the person is arrested, some times, the landlords are arrested with them.

xpressionx:
Can he make BUBU his close aid?
I want to check something.

Righteousness2:
Many of us do not understand the times and Seasons which we are..
Many do not understand what is about to Hit the Earth!

In these times that the Church is about to be taken away in the Rapture,the Earth is Pratically having a taste of the Plagues of Disaster that hit Egypt before the Departure of the Israelites.

Listen Folks! Whatever the world is witnessing now is nothing Compared to what is Coming!
Folks it's gonna be Hell on this Earth once the Church is taken away!

Get Ready Folks!
JESUS is Coming!!

RunzMAN:




Those above my comments have said it all @oP.



She is a Manipulating type. I always say it, First impression matters most. i.e how you started with your relationship from the first day will go along way....



I noticed you were pleasing her from the very first day.


Now, nothing is too late....So many Men are dying before their time in marriage cuz they started acting like you.


What you need from a woman is respect not Love.

southniyikaye:
Issokay
Before a Nigerian girl go do this kin thing for you, You go don almost sell your family house for her that's if you never sell una family land...

Before a Nigerian woman go do this kin thing, you go don buy am land, open standard supermarket, she go don almost travel the whole abroad finish...

Nigeria girl/lady /woman do this for you as a bricklayer or laborer?
FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE

felong:
Ladies who can't sustain a logical discussion and use words like kk, hmm, oh, ah like someone having a seizure.
Ladies who talking to them looks like an interview, if you don't have any questions to ask, they don't have anything to say to you. I hate these kinds of ladies.

charles009:


Thank u

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

See the above comments of most nairaland members
I dey shame for una....most of you attributing her being alive to God


Let me tell you all a secret a person's chances of surviving a bullet in da head
depend on the areas of the head that are struck by the bullet and the velocity of the bullet

Fleshly:
It's easily predictable that she will win. There's something about an Igbo man/woman who's determined, there's no force that can stop him/her. Had Buhari shunned nepotism, and allowed an Igbo judge to represent Nigeria at ICC, there's no way he/she will be disqualified at preliminary stages like that Quota system almajiri judge!

I'm sure Yoruba Muslims and their northern almajiri counterparts will surely be pained by this news, but do they really have a choice?? We Ndigbo will continue to be ahead of everybody. We have determined to rule and lead Nigeria and as anyone can see we are using our indefatigable propaganda machinery to bring down anything that stands on our way. For Example, the ongoing demystificstion of the drug baron opolo eye bourdillion thief - Tinubu, and the stigmatization of the terrorist in chief Elrufai, are some of our handiworks. By the time we are done with them, we will focus our attention on that short engine pretender pastor in Aso villa. 2023 is ours to make!!! It's either we make it or NO ONE WILL!!

But let me say this for the sake of those fickle minded Igbos, please stop falling for the cheap emotional blackmail of futa jalon illeterates, who keep asking Ndigbo to build bridges. To be honest, there's no tribe that has built bridges more than Ndigbo! But time and again when those bridges are built, the Yoruba Muslims and their northern almajiri counterparts will burn them down out of envy. Now, this generation says no MORE! WE ain't interested in building bridges again, and this is paining them because they have discovered that we are ready to square it off with them, and they know we will win!!

Yeah, we will campaign in the almajiri north and we will use our people there to secure their votes, after all the fulanis believe that Igbos are far superior to them, so they have no choice than to vote for our candidate. Though, the northern elites are not happy with an Igbo man ruling Nigeria because they believe he will not easily succumb to pressure, but again they don't have a choice, since America has now declared interest in Nigerian elections. And all of us know that the current US foreign policy in Nigeria under president Trump is in favour of Ndigbo. Can everyone now see how intelligent and smart we are?

Immediately Buhari won his elections, unlike the Yoruba people who's elders would have gone to the villa cap in hand begging for handouts, we Ndigbo said NO WAY!! We must never lose our honour, we had rejected Buahari thrice and we will continue to reject him. So what did we do?? We first started with IPOB in order to create a political leverage, thereafter, we took over the cyber space, in order to make sure that news coming outta Nigeria is always in our favour. After that we stood and campaigned for Trump to get elected, and then we began working for our people to get a chance to manage international organizations. This is a master stroke!!

Do you now see how we managed to cage Buhari? and we will continue to use these strategies on him till we drive him outta office and get our person elected. You see why we are always confident in ourselves?? Because we know how to get things done!! No other tribe in Nigeria could have pulled a fast one on a mad general who is the president, and even at that remained adamant after he became president except Ndigbo. Even if we conduct elections 10 times, Buhari will still lose the Igbo votes and we are not apologetic about it. Sometimes when I remember that I'm an Igbo man, I feel intoxicated because nothing in life can be better than it.

So you now see why the northern elites are pushing for GEJ presidency, because they know for sure an Igbo man is coming and they are morbidly afraid of it, since they understand that Igbos don't cave in under pressure and they don't like that. But do we care?? NEVER!

Now imagine NOI as the DG of WTO and Peter Obi as the president of Nigeria. I tell you not even South Africa can measure up with Ndigbo in terms of GDP Per capita. When you see most of our governors building airport, do you think it's just for fun?? No! It's in anticipation of what is to come. The world is about to be taken by storm by Ndigbo. But we must play our own by remaining steadfast on the part of independent thinking and same mindedness.

Royalization:
As funny as it might sound but true. I inserted a six(6) inches nail directly into my dog's anus.

The dog stood close to me, and I couldn't resist inserting the nail when I saw the anus breathing

I still dunno how they manage to get hold of the dog to remove the nail but I received the beating of my life that day....

Puppy wherever you are, I just want to say, IDGAF, Your anus was breathing, it wasn't my fault. But damn! Children mentality sef

Bkayyy:
Looking at his first reported speech ; He said, “What happened is so important to the state and to the
security of the state and the nation in general. What the Court did is
absolutely right. And we support it completely. Such kind of
irresponsible act, if not because of the state power, nobody could
know what would happen in the future,” he said.


Can somebody explain to me how "Blasphemy" affect the security of a state or nation in general?

mamdanju:
Insult to the black is racism, insult to the Jews is antisemitism, insult to a nation is treason but insult to our prophet is freedom. What a biased world against the Islam and the Muslims

realestniggah:


Did God help her carry that child?

Talking about God is great.. Fvck God.

So many women have died during child birth.. Is God still great then.

Congratulate her and go.. Don't drag a non existing God into this

Osasnidas:
Congratulations to him


The second picture though...

Looks like the palm tree is growing on his head...

ODJ124:


when we were in school they use to tell us that education is the key to success.
Now we have graduated and gotten the key we discover that the government has changed the padlock..

PureGoldh:
Cool...The baby looks so much like the father.

Meanwhile, if you need Pure Original Honey.. Kindly contact 081 0166 67 71 let's talk about it Stay safe and blessed fam..No hug or handshake