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@ Ogugua;
My name is dammytex and not dannytex,
And pls stop hitting on me. You are not my type.

But seriously, are you guys contesting this?

Its cuddles of course. At least for now.

I have attended two and narrowly missed the third.

I love I love you, talk your own.

something tells me BABE is liking sexkillz and vise versa

Cuddlemii:
Which kind download? Na so u weigh reach, terabyte. Hiss. Na who be d chinko beside u? You dey lounge oh. shey na la campagne tropicana be dt. Lolz.

Na; Its a private beach somewhere in Senegal.
And the lady is Tunisian.

Cuddlemii:
Haba the pix is aight. Was just messing with u. Just don't like the white the robe thingy. Its even better if there was nothing at all, lolz. Upload another jor.

You wish!!!!!!!!
So that you can download and save another one again for your screensaver, profile pic and DP abi? Thief
Let me sha pity you beebee.

Cuddlemii:
You wish!!!, you want to wear girdle abi? I will send a cheque over for a facial lift. I sight some eye bag

You finally found some fault after staring and admiring the face for hours. Its okay.
That shows I'm still human not to be in perfection. The eye bags are results of a hard working young man with little rest.
Thanks for the compliment tho'

According to the last census conducted in Nigeria, we have more men much finer that ladies in Nigeria. If you apply the same distribution to NL, we have more good looking guys than we have good looking girls.
I'm so sorry, but this is how God wants it, so take heart.

In short, Sexkillz please conduct a beauty census on members of NL Romance section and give them their facts and figures.

And I even wonder why you people dey rake sef, Shebi you people said It takes more than facial beauty to know a real woman, Why are you now fighting over wanting to be fine by force. Thiefs. Na beans?

Na wa o. MTN don suffer for here.
In Telecom business, MTN is the best and biggest in Nigeria. They have more sites and coverage than anyone else in Nigeria. They invest much more than their competitors and should in turn generate more profit than others.
They have a strategy not to compromise quality with substandard service while looking for freebies to compensate. That's the same reason many strong brands are still more expensive that their competitors while having the lion share.

So, what happens to winners week-in, week-out on "Who wants to be a millionaire" and other concurrent promos.
What can you also say about Project Fame.
This is how the big players in the industry play games. Trust me, If Airtel has about 40 million subs, they will perform worst in terms of freebies.

Finally, I wonder if you ever realise that the only reason why MTN is like this is because of you and I. We keep buying more and more SIMs, recharge cards, BBs etc. When our cousins come home from abroad, we give them MTN. When we travel to villages, we buy our kinsmen MTN. So, why are we still complaining.

In case you're wondering; I use Glo.

naijasexy:
Thank you very much for your amazing contribution. Okay, yes,  he is not entirely bad. In fact, he has not shown me or done to me anything that would make me tag him as hideous. I would admit that I realize that coming to bash him here on Nairaland which is something he has no knowledge about is not the best way to go about things. People might even see it as inhuman. Fault admitted! The annoying thing about this issue,  which originally made me to post this topic, which I (for some reason) forgot to write in the post, is that this man has four children and a wife in Ireland. and of course his premature confession of his love for me.

I dont know your gender,  but if you  were female (assuming you are not one) and a man with four children and a wife who you just met one month ago tells you that he wants you guys to be (in his words) "INTIMATE AND LOVERS",  what would be your reaction? What would cloud your train of thought at that point? I appreciate his sincerity after all if he had not told me he was married, there is no way I would know. But it is also perturbing to know that a married man with 4 kids is chasing my pants.

As for his good attributes he SEEMS TO BE caring and nice,  but those two alone dont cut it for me.

Wao. You didn't say this before now. The man na big THIEF, OLE, CARRY AM GO.
He's got 4 kids and wants to mess around a young traveller while protecting his own kids somewhere safe in Ireland.
When next you speak, please help me ask him what he'd do if a married man were to be sleeping with his young daughter now.

If we wants cheap s3x, he should try some peddlers.

But then, maybe its not his fault. He might have tried it with some students in the past in which he was successful. If he asks on a platonic level, then he shouldn't say he's in love.

And why is a married man and father of 4 interested in you, if he didn't find something alluring in you to make him ask. Please check yourself.

Of course I'm a guy (also got a pic)
Thanks for clarifying.

So what if you met someone interesting online, became friends, got closer, met somewhere, chemistry ignited and you fell in love; have you committed an abomination?

BEAUTY WAR

blue corner; sexkillz, fork adict and el Guapo
red corner; babe, chi baby and pweety

ROUND ONE; FIGHT

I wonder how ladies could criticize guys this much without hav'n seen them.

Imagine;
MTN is the worst network because they don't give free sms?
I hail thee

Nairaland sha with its diversification;
okay poster, tell us what you like about him. You've agreed to start a conversation with him, exchange numbers, gone out a dates (and others that you didn't tell us). In all of this, you must have liked somethings about him. Probably cute. If you've found them, let us know.
If you have told him what he likes to hear, appeared in what he likes to see, smiled to him in a way that lightens him and spends his money in ways he foolishly admires amongst others, why won't he like you?
You look good (God's blessing), you write/speak well (well read), you travel (possible good background) and you are kind enough to want to go on dates with him amongst others. For SOME men, this is enough reason for wanting you.
You alone can know your reasons for not wanting him but please don't come and humiliate him on NL. Its not fair.
We find love in strange places remember.
we (men) relish the idea of persistence. You are not a guy so you can't understand. Its feels great cuddling your woman in private atmosphere, smiling to yourself at the thought of the times you always hear her say No way!!!!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=729377.msg8871063#msg8871063 date=1312675763]^^Nah-- Don't go there sexkillz. Notice I've insulting been YOU and ONLY YOU jokingly all along. Don't bring that(^) into this. I find it very offensive (jokes or no jokes). The former is pretty important to me. [/quote]Awww
that's sweet. Amazing to see you have a soft side. So, you no dey joke with him?
I like.

Cuddlemii:
@op

I thot u said that looks don't matter to you. I have seen 3 threads you said something like that. So why not bother about unattractive men.

@dammytex

Didn't know you were related to D'banj oh. We would have just used you as a stunt double for our drama. Wait abi you are d'banj without the glasses. OMG I have been conversing with Kanye's artist. I need an autograph asap. your pix only showed your head though.

Oliver Twist; She wants to see more.

D'banj ke? O.K that guy that's trying to be like me?
And for the autograph, kindly send your cheque. lol. I have something better that the autograph;
I'll just give you muah muah-----

@pweety
Ehn if I hear.
No handsome what?

I guess you have not met me. check ma profile. You have just few hours.

A very big AMEN to all the points except point 7. Even though I'm vast at soul music, I have never considered myself with melliflous singing.

Cuddlemii:
^ I see you have really gotten into your character. Good work!! Trey songz is so cute

You should finish the story. How did Akanke feel later? Is she all right now?
still on the script you know.

And I have a sound track for our upcoming movie;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OehhftwxQi0

Cuddlemii:
^hmmm better said jor. How r u? Any new scripts? How is work? Me I am having crazy tummy ache

Awwww. Oh my;
I'm so sorry. Don't worry, the Lord is your strength. I hope its not the monthly periodic tummy ache. What are you taking?

Work is good. Funny enough, I resumed a new job just four days ago. Still trying to acclamatize.

The new script goes thus;

Akanke wakes up to the dawn of beautiful new day. Little did she know that the slight rumblings in her stomach would get intense. She wonders why she'd suffer for what she doesn't have any control over. Aremu checks on her, only to find out she's a little discomforted. Aremu is worried and not knowing what else to do, decides to pray for her quietly, believing His God would heal her.
She kinda likes the idea and again wonders what kind of guy Aremu truly is. Something tells her; he's getting too smooth to be real. Aremu on the other hand, while thinking of what else to tell Akanke to console her, loses concentration on his new assignment given to him by his new boss, Adio.
Adio looks at him at shakes his head saying"---------

Looks like lines from Da-grin

@op;
you shouldn't search for a wife, you should find one. spot the difference.
Don't ever be in the mood to hunt down a girl to date or marry. When you find yourself attracted to a woman at first, always know that its only based on superficial first impulse. Get to know her. Try being her friend. This is 21st century, we hardly toast anymore; we just try to jell. By getting to know her, you know all her pluses and minuses. weigh them very well, see how your own pluses compliments her own minuses. Be matured enough to know she can never be perfect or be like your mother or be like the girl you always day-dreamed when you just reached puberty. If while trying to get close, she repels you, dont get aggressive or abusive or rejected. Change your strategy and limit your interest to only knowing her, her likes, her dislikes, her tastes, turn-offs etc Find a common line of interest, explore it, Position yourself as her ideal man and God help you.

If she still hates you;

buy mouthwash
borrow deodorants and colognes
speak less English vocabs
combine your colours well
stop discussing football with her

or better still, visit T.B Joshua.

Let me tip you on a kind of declaration I'm willing to beat.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJWlavnM6b0&feature=related

So, how many of us will make it to this beautiful wedding?
I'm in.

@190, can you please remember this matrimonial thread to keep it holy. Abeg, na beg we they beg you. Let's keep this thread clean for them. We fit go yarn our regular puan for other threads. Some respect.

Cuddlemii:
@dammytex

Hope u r learning. During our time, I want state of the art declaration, Its either u beat his record or we do parlor wedding.

Did you say our time? See what you have caused now, you don kill person for here o.

That was sweet. Who is xynerise's wife?
What a story at 12:40 am of a new day. Today promises to be a beautiful day. Thanks.

Oh Oh, someone hold  up please;
For some of us without long history of this romance section; what's happening?

You mean xynerise is getting married to a fellow Nairalander? so sweet
And they actually met on Nairaland; so sweet
And they truly love each other; so sweet
And they also have a baby coming; so sweet
And they are confessing their love and marriage on Nairaland: so sweet

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Against all odds, some good still come out of NL Romance section.
WAAOO. IMPRESSIVE.
congrats