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Romance › Re: 6 Weird Things About Me! by dammytex: 12:58am On Aug 15, 2011

Me, I'll just keep quiet and not comment on this thread oo. This one wey juju and winsh don dey enter NL

Romance › Re: When Is "thank You" Enough? by dammytex: 12:46am On Aug 15, 2011

define unhealthy.

Events › Re: . . . Happy Birthdea Iyatrustee <3 <3 <3 by dammytex: 12:34am On Aug 15, 2011

Are you 4 real?
hapi birthday mami.

Romance › Re: What Is The Best Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard? by dammytex: 2:52pm On Aug 14, 2011

Me: Hello mami
She: Hi
Me: Sorry to bother you i--
She: its okay
Me: Had it been I'm not shy, i would have said YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
She: And are you sure that's not what you're saying?
Me: oh my bad (smiles)
Me: I was hoping you'd give me Dr Rey's number
She: Who's Dr Rey
Me: Of course, that your beauty surgeon on 90210 that made you like this.
She: excuse me (smile)?
Me; I mean its not possible you are naturally this beautiful, you can't have this pretty eyes and still have fine legs complimenting your height with everything in right proportion. OMG, your smile is great again. God can't make you this fine and leave me to look like Obasanjo. So, it must be surgery.
She: (blushes incessantly)
She: but you don't look bad too
Me: Really? Yey-pa, my year has been made.
Me: Okay its not like I want to know you but I'd like to tell my mummy about you. so, what do I tell her your name is?
She: OMG, you're so funny. My name is cuddlemii.
Me: And in case she (my mom) wants to call you to confirm; can you kindly punch your number here? PLEASE.
Me: Thanks. In case that guy staring over there asks why you're so amused, tell him you met a sweet guy called dammytex.
She: Uhmm hmmm
Me: Yeah. Thanks for your time. She'll call you. I mean my mum (laughs)

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Romance › Re: Who Like Money Pass Between Woman And Police by dammytex: 1:45pm On Aug 14, 2011

If a woman is now a police nko?

Romance › Re: One Truth Why Women Are Cleverer Than Men by dammytex: 1:17pm On Aug 14, 2011

I'm suspecting your ex dumped you to marry a lady with finer legs abi?

Pele ti e.

Romance › Re: If You Have Never Been Proposed To Before by dammytex: 1:15pm On Aug 14, 2011

I don't even know what to say here sef.

In fact; I'm out. NEXT!!!!!!

Romance › Re: Can Husky Guys Get Girls? by dammytex: 12:47pm On Aug 14, 2011

Yeah I don't think he's Nigerian.
I don't think you'd get 14 year old Nigerian at 6'2". Moreover he wouldn't have enough guts to start a thread and still insult his elder sisters here on NL. I even doubt if he's truly 14.

Back to poster;
Yes husky guys can get girls. different girls look out for different stuffs in guys. Your being husky might even be enough reason for some girls to like you. I think what you need to build on is your character and personalty, together with a respectable and a sustainable career to complement your stature.

Romance › Re: Guys What's Your Preferred Body Type On A Woman? by dammytex: 12:32pm On Aug 14, 2011

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]@Dammytex 9ice choices[/color]

You can say that again.
Thanks.

Romance › Re: Am I Loosing A Friend? by dammytex: 12:20pm On Aug 14, 2011

Hi Poster,

Firstly, I must tell you it is obvious you like this your neighbour enough to not minding to date him. I think what's happening here is the state of insecurity. You know he has a girlfriend, you want him but you don't wanna feel used at the end of everything because that is what you suspect. Well I kinda of agree with your thoughts on the probability of his dumping you for his beloved GF after he's seen your pants.

For him to have taken advantage of your ill weak body into trying to get down, then he had been lusting about doing it for long. He only struck at the best possible time knowing your strength is on the low.

If you are doubting if he truly cares; well i don't think so, although I might be wrong. Any excuse or reason at the point of making love to you by any man will 98% be a lie. So, he's still very much in love and in a relationship with his GF.

Finally, you need to understand the sexuality of us men. You don't test-run a Ferrari when you are not ready to buy.
You don't fore-play, caress, smooch, touch or wa_nk a sexually matured man and still NOT expect him to go all the way.
You have your options in front of you; if you wish to go all the way, you might enjoy the affair for now but someday afterwards he's going back to his wife-to-be and you'd only be a concubine to a bachelor.

God help you sha, cos I can tell you already like the guy and its not easy----

Romance › Re: Romance Section Love Zone by dammytex: 3:57am On Aug 14, 2011

I think I love everyone on this section. There seem to be a balance of everything here. From the crazy to the immature, from the subtle to the senseless, from the beautiful to the dumb-arse, from the exposed to the jobless, from the informed to the vulgar e.t.c

I just know the best place to be is this NL Romance section. Every contribution keeps the fun and diversity going.

I love you all.

Thank you.

Romance › Re: Guys What's Your Preferred Body Type On A Woman? by dammytex: 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2011

Cuddlemii:
So you have a big butt .
on a serious note, I do. Ladies make fun of me in office when my shirts are tucked-in with my bom shooting out like the tyre of a Benz.

But then someone told me he likes them very black, fat, short, with tribal marks and also a possibility of snoring.

Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by dammytex: 4:30pm On Aug 12, 2011

Cuddlemii:
I think its dyt, Iyatrustee, Bhusayor & Kunbee. Their personality is the same on Nland & reality.

1) Dyt is very real. I have also spoken to her outside Nland and I was shocked at her intelligence. You need to hear her analysis on Boko Haram & How to put a stop to them. She is also very principled babe who does not go for a guy's look or money but love & intimate attraction.

To me is she is an all rounder. Any babe who can be freaky, friendly, graduate with a good GPA as hers & speaks fluently has the best personality. She never gets angry on here & She just has fun. She relates with everyone equally.

I swear she is too real, if she is drinking garri, she would never tell u she is eating french fries. Very straight forward. What you see is what you get. She is also someone you can always count on no matter how messy.

2) Bhusayor is also very friendly & real. She says hello to people a lot. No confrontation as well.

Iyatrustee is the most warm, friendly, accommodating woman I have ever met in my life. She is too meek & friendly. She is real too. She doesn't discriminate or pretend. I have so much respect for her. She just gets along with everyone & avoids confrontations. She is also very funny & lively

4) Kunbee doesn't send anyone. She just does her and leaves. She is also very confident & real. She has this strong & intimidating aura.

Ehnn; if I hear?
dyt ke? lailai, I no gree.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Are There Good Looking Guys On Nl's Romance Section? by dammytex: 4:18pm On Aug 12, 2011

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=729685.msg8905311#msg8905311 date=1313107041]dammytex. Bro. Back0f from my woman u korosolopick canagunanda. Ogugua is my woman! [/quote]Like seriously?

Then tell her to stop checking me out while trying to hit on me.
If she steps up her game, maybe I can consider her for 2018. After-all I'm not the only hotie on Nairaland cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: Who Is More Heartless? by dammytex: 1:25am On Aug 12, 2011

Aremu doesn't know much about her yet. She might be sensitive and he wont want to offend her. So, he decides to limit his frequent checking-up on her. Maybe he truly cares, who knows. Aremu further wonders why Akanke chose that kind of username. Does it reflect her true nature?

Romance › Re: Who Has The Most Attractive Personality On Nairaland? (Females) by dammytex: 12:57am On Aug 12, 2011

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=730775.msg8905245#msg8905245 date=1313106021]I would also pick MYND_44------ sHe's simply a Sweetheart. cheesy

Closely following the lead is SEXKILLZ---oh what a BeauRivul geh. Very very nice and warm female.

In third place is 190----pls who doesn't love this female? cheesy

Charming, ~~Elephant~~ Elegant, and a Gracious Individual. She's a woman every guy would love to take home to Mama.[/quote] grin

And you are seriously looking for trouble

Romance › Re: What Is Your Height Limit For Dating? by dammytex: 12:49am On Aug 12, 2011

Anything between 5'6 and 5'11 would do.

Romance › Re: Guys What's Your Preferred Body Type On A Woman? by dammytex: 12:38am On Aug 12, 2011

Okay, I think I like them with some (little) flesh.
10 years ago, it was about cleavage, bust and height.
Lately, I'm beginning to find the hips calling me.

beautiful eyes, smile
considerably tall
well rounded hips (but not too much)
I love bobby within the range of 34B and 40DD(since I'm more of the handling type rather than core)
beautiful lips (I could play with it from 10 to 5)

Long hair (be it natural, Brazilian, Bombay of Fiditi)

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Romance › Re: Guys What's Your Preferred Body Type On A Woman? by dammytex: 12:23am On Aug 12, 2011

Cuddlemii:
Tall guys
Slim but not skinny or in between
Broad shoulders
Ripped & fit but not like a wrestler Flat tummy
Nice legs in shorts or briefs
Nice lips, cute or lovely or sexy or distinctive eyes
Neat nails
Little flesh on the butt (optional)

God Abeg O!

Cuddles; will you stop describing me? Please stop exposing my description to the public. wink

Romance › Re: What's The Worst Thing About Being Your Gender? by dammytex: 12:10am On Aug 12, 2011

Hmmmm The wost thing about my being a man.
Because I come from a very hairy family, I get to shave every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday nights with my barber.
I have a very sensitive skin; I can't even use a shaving stick, else, bumps go kill himself not me.
On top of everything, my hair keeps running backwards by the minute. Never imagine myself being bald.
Why would some people have bare chest while my mine has hairs. Although its kinda curly and sexy sha.
The fact that I have to do most of the calling, toasting, Paying at restaurant, eateries and cinemas.
They even expect me to get down first and open the door for her after struggling with the steering for hours and even fighting for parking space.
I should be romantic enough to place her by the side of the road that is safe while walking, so as to endanger myself for her.
I have to abandon my friends of 12 years, only to be married to a lady I just met.
I have to be patient and skillful enough until she reaches orgas.m before wrapping things up. IMAGINE.

BUT THEN----
she has to abandon her surname of many years for mine.
She has to carry my baby for 9 months before being forced to labour.
And because I'm still a Nigerian, the baby answers my name and practically belongs to me.
---And the list goes on----

So if I will come back to this world 2.4 billion times, I would still come back as a man.

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Romance › Re: Dealing With Male Pattern Baldness,how Are You Coping? by dammytex: 2:32am On Aug 11, 2011

In fact I myself can't seem to understand why my once full straight hair keeps running backwards.
Funny enough, it still compliments my looks to a more matured appearance. And since my best asset remains my eyes, who cares about being bald. But E pain me sha-----

Romance › Re: R There Still Any Handsome Guys Around? by dammytex: 2:25am On Aug 11, 2011

Cuddlemii:
Sorry my bad. Hope you are good?

Kinda busy lately. Akanke nko? I think I miss her.

Romance › Re: Music You Love To Play When Making Love by dammytex: 2:21am On Aug 11, 2011

Ebi n polododo o, Ebi n polododo o, Ebi n polododo o, alaisododo n yokun

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