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Cuddlemii:
Lolz everyone has left the stage. U r all alone rehearsing.

And who cares whether they left or not. Someone important is watching and rehearsing with me and I'm smiling to that. Can't you see my mood is lifted.

Oh, we are supposed to be on set for a filming.
So, where are we?

How did I even get carried away sef? C-----s, take your time o.
oya director cuddlemii, sorry sexlikkz, where are we? Act1, Scene 1: Action----

Okay this sounds better,
Of course I am a very good actor. Its just that sometimes I resent some roles that make me look like a sex slave. You know now, as a star, I happen to be a role model to a lot of kids and teenagers, so I have to watch what i portray. lol

I should not answer my being good or bad since the answer can only be a one-way answer, if everybody were asked if they are good or bad.
Confusing? Me of all people, confusing? very funny. Probably you mean I'm recently active on the forum and don't know much about me yet.

Typical Melancholy temperament. You stay defensive while trying to protect your innermost subtleness. but you are not threatened yet?
And guess what; I'm Sanguine.

in the following order; her;

Eyes
smile
chest curves or cleavage
gait
dressing
perfume
hair (I'm very sorry I still dont know the differences)
shoes (not really interested in female shoes)


If I get to listen or talk to her---

her humour
her intelligence
her accent
her friendliness

Now, you are beginning to sound like you're really trying to scare me away. Try harder.
I am not attempting to be flirtatious with you. I'm only trying to like you while likening your nature to your posts. No apologies.
I'm very much aware this is a faceless forum.

Cuddlemii:
Okies!
Well I am a dominatrix. If u can act the female part and be my bit-ch then we can pair up for the 1st or 2nd or 3rd part whichever part u would like to receive strokes of a horse whip from. I hope u have small arms so u can fit into my hand cuffs, dog harness and the cat suit u would be wearing too. I will call my dog (you), Casablanca. Giddy up baby, its going to be a hell ride

Oh my;
someone has hacked into cuddlemii's username. These, can't be her words lailai. Sado-masochism ke? God forbid. What happened to the image portrayed in your profile pic?

Armani Attitude Extreme to work

Chanel Bleu in the evenings and weekends.


My Chanel don finish sef. Which sweet lady would be kind enough to buy a brother a gift?

mini mini mani mo-------ma ni mo. BABE, you are the one. I'm expecting my perfume before the end of the week. Thanks

Dont forget the Nigerian factor;

Recharge cards
Mr Biggs
School fees
House rent
Aso ebi
etc

This is romance section. 190's numerous posts keeps the section very much alive and we really appreciate that. He's about the funniest and the most active guy on the forum. (what else would you expect from a jobless dude?). Since we are judging by the content of our posts, 190 is nothing near romantic. (Sorry my guy, no vex)

Sexkillz on the other hand could pass a bit for romantic. He's got good respect for ladies unless pushed to the wall. If any of 2 of them is going to marry for love, it would be sexkillz although annoyingly sometimes, he shows some traits of being sissy.

The closest to romantic (faceless) NLer is sexkillz

The NLer of the year is 190

Cuddlemii:
No wahala as long as you are the male cast. I can't wait to give you a tour of judgment day in advance. Hell has no fury,

Oya dammytex, you too, fill in the gap.

ha haaaaa; Mummy cool down nah. Person go dey follow you joke, you go dey turn am to real. Na who you wan make him certificate loss?

I am really sorry I can't be the male cast, cos i'm not wired for brutality, meanness and eventual heartbreak.

But come to think of it; if we decide to go ahead with the screen-play on set, that means I get to woo you over, you form hard-to-get, I become persistent and endearing, you finally give in, we date for some years before things get sour and so on.

Funny enough, the thought of the first part of the script brings smiles. After-all its cuddlemii we are talking about

Okay I have a proposition; You and I can act out the first part while dyt and Mr Cork concludes the story line. Fair enough? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Guys
I dont think this thread is worthless like that. Its a thread for ladies to show their preference of guys over their hairy status. Whether you have a wig on your chest or your chest is as smooth as a bottle, it doesn't stop us from still N-ash-ng them steady. In fact, even if I have dada on my chest, no shaking, my dough will speak for me.

Ladies
please stop all this nonsense fake posts. An average Nigerian girl does not take into cognizance the physical attributes of guys per say. They are more interested in the guy's status, future and sustainability. Hairs on the chest is the least of their worries, trust me. The only physical attribute they want is PRESENTABLE.

I lie?

What do we do on facebook?
We chat with friends, families, old colleagues, toastees etc. And when we chat; we talk about football, sunday service, back in the dayz at school, future plans, why I like her, where i like to shop, where and what i like to eat and how much I would like to take her there, to try this Italian seafood.

Its no big deal at all asking a girl out by any means of communication they are both used to. although sending a friend is way too immature.

but please; if a guy proposes marriage to you on facebook, tell him SHEGE BANZA!!!!!!!!!!

sexkillz:
BETTER!Thank you Swirry! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/11.gif

@sexkillz; badt guy, see as you turn the story com favour you.

But seriously i think cuddlemii should be the female cast.
REASON: The character depicts a gentle and tolerating personality of a persevering girlfriend, until she was pushed to the wall.
Oya cuddlemii, you too, fill in the gap.

Or better still, try T.B. Joshua

OMG, Another thread on this topic.
Okay what do you want us to do? Kill ourselves? Times have changed, we now eat food in cans, fly in metallic birds (planes), talk in real time over miles (phones), get married to non-virgins etc.
We are not going to kill ourselves or refuse to marry because a girl had been shagging before marriage. If we have benefited from various inventions, then let's embrace this also. Just because a virgin is married doesn't mean the husband won't cheat with that girl at Yabatech or the once upon a time virgin-ed wife won't hit on that smart good-looking colleague of hers in office.
If we get them as virgins, fine; if not, check her personality if it compliments yours and move ahead.

If you think the world is going back (or can go back) to the days when brides are virgins, You go Methuselah.

Now that we have the script. We need the cast for this NL Romance section movie. I propose 190 to be the guy.
Still can't find a suitable cast for the lady.

Screenplay: Harmvirus
Editor: tpia
D.O.P: claremont
Costumes: Mrs Chima
Producer: BABE
Director: Sexkillz

A suitable Title please? How about Esan a ke? or Igbeyin lo ju?

Maybe her mouth smells.

Have you tried Aramoko Ekiti?

Most discussed topic on NL. VIRGINITY. why why why?

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=715327.msg8815416#msg8815416 date=1311954233]^^^Shut the f****k up and answer the question above your post[/quote]@cuddlemii, why would you do this to yourself? someone this vulgar? Yuk!!!

@Dyt
what exactly do you want? seeing men throw e-punches over a lady? where's the fun to you? Anyway, I just found your panties at Isolo with a policeman.lol

@Goldie
you are the one punishing High chief. Now he goes to bed daily wanking and fantasizing about cuddlemii until he's almost drowned in his konji.

@cuddlemii
Uhmm. That's exactly what I like about you again; You always want peace and you try to remind us we're still on NL and everything here is supposed to be jokes and meant for fun. Trust me, we're still in line, but, just because sexkillz like them reserved and gentle does not warrant high chief to lash him.

I think most NLers on Romance section prefer R & B to other genres. nice one.
For me, old blues any day.

So, what do you want me to say now? My GF knows my username on NL

@High Chief,
And you better wake up fast before you start swimming in your own Conji.

A) Public Displays of Affection; Not used to it.
B) Private Conversations( Phone, Chat, Mail): very much active
C) Physical Intimacy: depends on how she wants it.
D) Surprise Gifts, Flowers. Gifts; Yes, Flowers; don't think so.
E) Romantic/Candle Night Dinner(s): Yes to dinners but not candle night
F) Romantic Outings(Beaches e.t.c) : Not with her

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=715327.msg8810863#msg8810863 date=1311887584]Yeah the High Chief is back



This is not a playing ground for kids. You dont mess around with my woman cos you might just have yourself to blame. Oya, now run go write some love letters to that gal in your class, else I will spank your a.s.s[/quote]I just don't understand why you can't see that you are too rough for her. You come here on NL and fantasize about whom that can never be yours. Instead of ranting here, I wonder what happened to all the brothels in town.

Don't you get? She likes it soft and tender exactly the way i can deliver. She just wants to love and be loved and that's what we have in common.  

Kai, And this na my state oo.

@19O; I'm pleading on cuddlemii's behalf. Please dont start with her.

@cuddlemmii, see what yo have caused now. i told you to stay away from that high chief. He's not good enough for you. He wouldn't even cuddle you the way you'd like. he is just a bloody Africanus that will always demand your quenching his fire (libido) all the time.

You really need a man that can truly cuddle you.

You wanna guess who that is?

(what were you thinking) I meant Mr Cork. lol