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these boys must not land in Nigeria, we will be waiting for them at the airport
20 strokes of cain for each,, 10,000 strokes for those 2 mallams each, when their yash don peel na then dey go know wetin dem do themselves. eeeeeddddioooooot

what a shame, this is why I dont watch football

Just with one man down Nigerian have lost total balance and focus
that's nonsense.

mcheeeeeeeeeeeeew

out I am

@all, what's this hype about vuvuzela. Can anyone tell wot it means as am new to the joke section
vuvu, what a name

Okayyyyyyyyyy a colleague of mine just told me wot it is lol, now I see the joke in your post.
they blow the vuvuzela at anything and everything. Hope their jaws dont fall off before the World cup ends

@all, what's this hype about vuvuzela. Can anyone tell wot it means as am new to the joke section
vuvu, what a name

so inspite of all the flaws they wont still disallow the goal abi they want my country noy to win

please send pictures to akmarto@yahoo.com

hmmmmmm this football wahala, make e no go break marriage oooooohh lol

Just dont know why guys are so obsessed with football as though their lives are staked on it haba, little wonder even teenagers have followed suit. I have a 14yr old nephew living with me who will not read his books but discuss/watch football with aldut. He is a great Barca fan who will skip his meals cos of fooball always telling me how 'we' are gonna buy more players, how 'we' will win as though he is a Barca player, how Ronadiho left and how is been underutilized in his present club etc etc, there is nothing this teen doesn't know about football Goooooooooooosh

I give most of the above mentioned for my baby but I need varieties,

@ajagx1, I laugh in London

Things and people retrogress because they VEHEMENTLY refuse to learn.
Do u think u are the only one selling, there are other way fantastic offers with pictures begging to be purchased
and here u are, now tell me what gives u a competitive advantage over others?? what should motivate me to first of all show interest in your property so I should leave my work cos of some property I dont even have a clue of.

Tell us more Queeneve

wishing u the best in ur marriage

can it also work in a supermarket? How does it work?

pls give details

So much talk about marriage

What's all this talk about 'scared of commitment' I wonder what's wrong with guys/girls of these days,
I dont see a matured minded guy being sacred of commitment if you havent given him a reason to, only a Lilly-livered man will be afraid to take up challenges and stand up for what he believe in. Ladies these days do not listen to their hearts even when there are clear signals of trouble,  be wise.

ITgurlie and Lebee you girls need re-evaluate your relationship with these guys cos I smell a rat. To me only a man who is not sure about his girl will be scared to be committed totally.

ITgurlie you sounds kinda desperate and men will always take advantage of that, You had hardly gotten aacquaintedwith the second guy and u are already fantasizing about 'the wrong one loving you right' just because he calls you. I guess that's your guy's perception about you that is making him scared to pop the question

I wonder who the organisers and the participants of the gulder ultimate search celebrity showdown are fooling, 2 weeks before they announced the winner yesterday i saw Daddy Showkey at  ojodu berger buying fuel at a filling station and i was just wondering that why is it so because i thought he was in the bush slong with her friends participating in the reality show but here he was driniv around the city and attending to business, this just concluded gulder ultimate search is a FAKE, they r just trying ton fool themselves.

Please note that the show wasnt a aired live as events were happening in the jungle, that's why it was being shown weekly. The show was already over before u you saw 'DADDY' at Ojodu.

Did anyone see the expression on Dare's face? I was quite dissapointed. Immediately Emeka Ike dug and shouted that he has seen the gublet, Darey was about muscling him out of the way to get the gublet but he just gave up. I saw dissapointment written all over his face because he was really close to the area where the gublet was hidden. Daddy Showkey was really matured.

Congrats to Emeka but Guiness must concentrate on enrishing the poor people living in the creeks.

The show was sponsored by Nigerian Breweries and not Guinness

And for all those hating/ranting because Emeka won, I just wonder why it has become a norm to  hate people's success rather than rejoice with them. I think it's just out of sheer jelousy, if Darey or Daddy Showkey had won this same people criticising would have still complained. personally I thought Darey would win but Emeka won with a very slim chance cos he was the last to arrive and applied less efforts.

Minutes into the last task I gave up on Emeka because he was so slow and probably tired, I think he too didnt know he was going to win or was he just being calculative.

Anyways the lessons I have learnt here is that hardwork is not just enough to get u ahead in life, strategies + luck also helps.

Jim Iyke, that guy is good in films but too rough for my liking.
He sure need some growing up to do, behaves childish most times

me too worldstar2020@yahoo.com

@ Poster I think all that need to be said have been said so the choice is entirely yours to make.
Please sieve all the responses gotten so far and take the ones that suits you best.

If I were u I will pay more attention to chaircover, agaba, and  henry64’s  post. even if N90k is enough for your family now wot happens when u decide to expand Or are u ok with just one kid Will N90k carry 3 children, wifey and you for a month

Your wife is almost done with school so she can relocate. There are several radio houses in lagos and you bet they pay far more than 90k.

Well to me I think Enugu is for people that are laid back. There are far more prospects and better opportunities in Lagos than Enugu.

@Chaircover how about a 1yr 3mths old baby, will the drama u described above work with him/her
cos I have a baby of that age, if I start making fusses at her, she will only laugh and think am playing with her.

These days she collects the cloth from me and attempts to brush herself, also feeding has become a nightmare as she will always want to feed herself. I end up using about five spoons for each meal and she will still collect all from me if I refuse giving her come and see drama, she will cry and wail profusely, roll on the ground, hit her head on anything ha I don see, okay if eventually leave to please herself, she will spill all the food and dirty/scatter everywhere kai women dey try abeg.

I now feed her with my bear hands(properly washed though) and she has followed suit except for liquids but I dont think it's hygienic enough but what can I do cos she will never eat.

Doctors Advice, never eat without water by your side, except its liquid food.

Reverse is the case now as some people/doctors now advice eating without drinking water.
they said that it's better to drink water 30mins before or after food as doing both is over-working the digestive organ.

My folks and colleagues have long started practising it even my 13yrs nephew has followed suit.

for me, cant eat without water, have had to try it but cant just put ma self through that all in the name of health consciousness

@IIade thanks for bringing  up this topic.

I wash my 1yr 3mths baby's teeth with a clean mouth towel in warm salted water but she cries each time.
infact that's the last thing she can take and I am wondering why she hates it alot.

Again at 1yr 3months she has only 4 teeth, 2 up 2down. people said it's normal that it happen in some babies but am apprehensive about it.

am worried kind of

oh my God what is Dbanj of all people doing with a mother of one? this must be a joke because Genevieve is far older than Koko master and her beauty is highly supported by costly cosmetic besides that she is as old as my grand-mother. Dbanj if you are a real man as i think please leave this old blood for good. so help me God

And come for you abi? bad belle people, dont go and look 4 your man. D'banj is not a baby who doesnt know what he wants, he has a mind of this own so let him be.
u really need to fast and pray 4 God to help u find your own man

^^^^^^^^Yes take charge of your marriage and see how things will turn around.
I was in deep mess in my marriage until I opened up on NL, I got some very useful tips which I applied
and since then my marriage took a new turn. Many people that contributed on my thread have given u quality advice, please take heed and make ur marriage work.

What are you talking about? Anybody can read History! Besides why do you think it made the news  

Part of our problem is that we get sentimental about issues and decide to rationalize out way out of it! A select minority 'praising' Non-Nigerians doesnt mean the Nigerains aer open to interracial marriage!

More and more Nigerians are marrying whites, but trust me, it has nothing to do with love!

If you think I'm lying, let's get details of the poster's relationship with her BF!

That a relationship isn't working is not always due to tribal differences, I could tell you most marriages between Nigerians could be a living hell. I married from my villlage and there have been loads and loads  problems/misunderstanding from inlaws, husband etc until we started ironing out things. Just before I stumbled into this post, I was just thinking maybe I should have married the other guy who wasnt from my village.

Even though the poster might have a sour relationship with her guy it might not just be connected to her tribe. To me marriage is who u are and not where u are from.

Basically I think I have to agree with Uju arguement all thru. I live in diaspora and I date a non-nigerian but I don't see myself getting married to her due to so many factors. Experience they say is a teacher and "wetin u no know pass U". I can't renounce my country n citizenship just because of a girl and vice versa and moreover, if u marry n give birth abroad, someday U would come back home for real and your wife might not wanna come with you because of the hardship n economic situation back home and your children would be a citizen of another country cos they where born. Wat is the joy of a mother or a father to see it children/grandchild around? Wat is your aim investing back home when you know your children wont come 2 nigeria to manage wen you are no more? Though some country encourage dual citizenship while some don't but I bet, your children can't and won't wanna stay in Nigeria after seeing all goods of life in an advance country. There are so many issues to look at wen marry a non-nigeria as it doesn't end in relationship but future ahead. Culture, tradition, distance as to do with it. I see interracial marriage as something that separate family cos I won't leave in your country forever and like her and my children would prefer living in a develop society so wat are you to do in this case?. If any1 is ready to sacrifice and renounce is country for love, think over it cos 1 day U would wanna go back to the same slum you where born or the same silverspoon you once eat with and that alone break marriage.

why must u bring your children home to suffer? whether oyibo or naija kids, when its time for them to be on thier own, they will leave u period. whether u have same culture, tradition etc is not a determining factor for a successful marriage.

You should be very happy that ur wifey is pregnant after one yr. that's fair enough
Please I beg u, dont consider aborting that child if she's really pregnant. Go to the health section of this forum and see what some people are going through.

Well for me, am happy for u cos by the time this baby would have been born ur 1st child will be two years, there is nothing to worry about.

As for her education, I have been in those shoes before and I can tell from my personal experience that there is no big deal to it.

I attended lectures with my 'heavy tommy' and it was all fun with all the teasing and yabbing from fellow students, I gave birth few weeks to my exams and there was no much stress cos I arranged for my younger to care for the baby while am in the hall. when she is crying too much I go out to quickly breastfeed and come back to continue my paper.

Nothing is too difficult for a detemined woman, I just rounded up school and my baby is a year+ now. It is not as difficult as it seems if well planned.

Cheers

I've got 2 brothers there, one is schooling and doing part time job while the other just relocated. they said the place is good, am planning of visiting soon though.

Suprise!! Suprise!!! Bob Manuel have been evited from the show.
This is as a result of him coming last in the task assigned to them, am really shocked.
Thought he was more abreast about the show that every one else?

Though Van is good, its an insult to compare him with Ramsey. Ramsey have been paying his 'dues' van just came in y'day?

For Ramsey Noah, this award is long over-due

if she like make she cry blood, she must goo

she is just too troublesome

oooh you also noticed it too I used to see her as one homely and easy-going girl but she has proven otherwise,
always complaining and picking on Muma-Gee, I have lost my respect for her totally. Even when Muma tried to make peace with her she grudgingly came and the next day she started again, calling muma unprintable names saying she should go and be living with animals and not human beings that she doesn't want to co-exist with people. she is not just matured one bit, cant even control her emotions. Ha Chioma!!! I am very disappointed in you, I swear.

Dont really understand what you mean.

Is this a job opportunity

pls explain further

what is the reason for the sale is there any Government challenge
what documents do u have?
Just curious though.

I was never educated in anyway, think they saw it like a taboo

hello friend. your problem is the same problem a lot of people world over are facing.its hard to come out of it sincerely,but discipline and commitment one could overcome. i also agree with my fellow nairalander that you should develop a budget, also in addition find an investment program that wil sooth your lifestyle. i was in your own situation also and had a lot of bills waiting for me that is over my income and i ndint know what to do until i met an investment banker who adviced me, now i hav overcome this problem, also i got wind of a lucrative investment program i joined with a part of my income and am earning multiple streams of income from this. you could check my signature for more info. i wish you the best as you plan your financial future.stay blessed.


@victorking, pls can u send me a mail at worldstar2020@yahoo.com with the details of the business am interested