₦airaland Forum

You're dating a ghost

Op all these pic you put eh
They're scary oo
Moju Moju

Those babes are paintiful

If them hug you, they'll stain you shirt

As life concerns
All nigeria babes are into relationship(s)
Everyone na x already

Na so I collect one babe number oo
If I chat her, she go use three hours reply me,whereas she's online oo
I come send her one message(intentionally did typo so that the chat will be interesting) cause she said, she's studying English oo.
The babe use three days reply me sha
Already I done delete the contact
Then she replied with this alibi "she was busy kinda scenario" na so I delete the number again.. She texted again and I did my own again(deleting)

No time to simp

Sorry to say this oo
Yoruba people are fun of this act.
They normally use paint rubber

Don't worry, DNA hospital is coming to 9ja soon.. Infact next week

You don see alert with phone number below?
Best way is to avoid them..

I don't wanna promise any banny anything cause I'm not even sure of myself.. But I'm optimistic about life..

Too spiritual in christiandom

I use Chrome for browsing normally
While uc web for downloads

Chrome all the way

Na chemical reaction
Russian are known for nuclear bomb
Pausibly they tested one

Procrastination na mind game oo

Like me, most of my hustling stuff they inside my phone (I they learn piano before una go think go another dimension).. Like piano lessons.. The best I do is, l time myself. Three hours or more.. Off Data connection and focus on that stuff.. Pause and watch, pause and watch..

Na mumu they fall inlove

Guy talk enough bluepills and chees
Everything is gonna be OK soonest

She won run you street

Bornbiafra:
I swear....

Could you imagine I carried one today at her house..
Immediately I arrived she started insulting me that I came late that she is late to her lectures and so on..

I kept mum ....took her to her lecture hall and she said her bank app is not opening and she doesn't have cash..

I laughed and told her to pay me that I have to pick up another client ...

Omo she started ranting oo..that I'm insulting her cos of 1200....BLA BLA ..I kept quiet ..

I told her to call her course mates and borrow from them so I can go....she said she can't do it

Na so I vex ....I collected her phone and created a scene then she come fear and pay me from the same account that wasn't opening ...

Them these ones na music producer
If the gun sound no they inside piano, they will shot the real gun

He allow her to pack all his properties, then summon himself with this oaf quotes
"in as much there is life there is hope"
'' If money can buy it, I'll still buy it"


Apparently, he's broke. like very very very broke

They are all the same..
The other day, was doing night sub.
The stuff never reach 600 wen I download
Naim I say make I check my data
I see 96mb left
Checked my data monitor, still showing that I never download reach 600mb

All of them na thieves

Orobo follow

Did a night sub to download movies (season film) and game

Normally 100 naira equate 1gig
Yesterday when I was downloading I realized that the mb has almost finished and my data monitor is telling different thing

Is it normal or what, cause I'm confuse
Though, this had been happening
Sending the screenshot

The first pic shows the total of data I used
The second shows the remaining

Abeg make una no mind my gramma

Terrorist food


Most times, na Sapa they bring all these urge oo..

Op, life happened

Life doesn't give us what we want
It doesn't revolves around
Most times shit happens

The Bush meat done catch the hunter

Killing your mother, how will you even get peace and contentment?

Remember, we leave home to feed home

Any money I can't enjoy with my family is punishment

Make them sha understand me

English na borrowed language

Wetin this gender want?

Messi left barca
Ronaldo left juve

Life continue

Sule no get sense oo
You person because of love or marriage

Ajara plenty for outside

Tomorrow they release them again
No be nigeria make I know