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Food › Re: NAFDAC Closes Lagos Mall For Selling Counterfeit Wine by danchuzzy(m): 7:39am On Jul 07, 2015
bushdoc9919:
Future leaders.

Above are members of the Space Bookers Familia. They are off to the caves....to get some monsters and to earn lots of diamonds...which they can exchange for gold. Oh...and they have a meeting today. I don't know who their god is.
BIAcome be care fo.ol oh..
does it look like I booked space to you? angry angry angry




rubbish!!!!! undecided undecided undecided
Food › Re: NAFDAC Closes Lagos Mall For Selling Counterfeit Wine by danchuzzy(m): 7:36am On Jul 07, 2015
patmaine:
the mall no get name
You no see Lagos Mallhuhhuh??

What other name are you looking for??
Food › Re: NAFDAC Closes Lagos Mall For Selling Counterfeit Wine by danchuzzy(m): 7:33am On Jul 07, 2015
Ngwanu

By the ways, i think NAFDAC and NDLEA shoukd be merged into one.

Same with EFCC and ICPC...
Phones › Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by danchuzzy(m): 7:24am On Jul 07, 2015
temmym4:
lol. funny dude. have u tried it?

sorry to burst your bubbles bro, "SIMPLE MATH" does not work for MTN

The 1day sub is officially 15MB but originally, their BB10 plans had 5GB data cap which wasn't made known to the customers due to their fair data usage policy.

Don't you notice when u do the 1day plan subscription and u get to use up to 15MB, you get a message "You have used up your BB data sub"?
Some people will stop at this juncture while others who understand how perfectly MTN capped the data usage will keep browsing until it reached the 5GB cap.
If u expect 150GB of data (5GB × 30 days) when you do the monthly sub, then you are still in dreamland

Try the monthly BB10 Plan and come back to give me a feedback when your Simple Math works grin
you seem to have misunderstood me bro...

I do 1 day for 30 days at N70/day and each day is capped at the 5GB. Which means I get 150GB at the end of 30 days.

I don't do 1 month for 1K, that's totally penny wise pound foolish.

P/S: The simple math actually does work in my favour grin grin grin
Phones › Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by danchuzzy(m): 4:46pm On Jul 06, 2015
stardragon:
for blackberry phone only
dey dia
Phones › Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by danchuzzy(m): 4:33pm On Jul 06, 2015
[quote author=temmym4 post=35550820][/quote]DUDE 1 MONTH IS 1K NOT 2100..


it's simple math
Phones › Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by danchuzzy(m): 12:48pm On Jul 06, 2015
LOUIS6:
N70/day is how much ?.. and what's d codehuh
N2100/month is hw many GB ?.. and what's is d codehuh
5GB/day is how much ?...and what's d codehuh
150GB/month approximately. Is how much?.... and what is the codehuh

i

Thanks for your reply!..
it's all one plan... simply text bblited to 21600..

dasall.
Phones › Re: What's Your Favourite Internet Data Plan From A Nigerian Mobile Network? by danchuzzy(m): 11:39am On Jul 06, 2015
bblited


text BBLITED to 21600 on MTN


N70/day

N2100/month

5GB/day

150GB/month approximately.
Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 10:08pm On Jun 30, 2015
tyconcepts:
Jiayu S3 Advance available @ #46,000
my madam, i dey wait your reply since days.

hope say my matter still dey your agenda
Family › Re: Married With Kids But Deeply In Love With Another Lady by danchuzzy(m): 12:44am On Jun 28, 2015
why are you so immaturehuh
you are sleeping out, and you are marriedhuh
why did you get married in the first place.

you b acting like undergraduates who go about having a girlfriend and being in love with their other friend's friend or sister.

you are married for Christ's sakes..

you have two beautiful children and seems you want to risk loosing them..

you are in love with your co-banker?

smh

does it mean you were never in love with your current wife... abi na "deeply in love" been dey misss. mtcheeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!


okay, shebi you wan hear amhuhhuh?

file for a divorce, apply for child custody and maybe you'd be satisfied.


both given your story, you've been in love before, what makes you think you wouldn't be deeply in lve with someone else in the next couple of yearshuh??


wake up bro. if na juju dem dey jazz u... tell dem say you no work.

Finally, marriage is about sacrifices!
Career › Re: Help Union Bank Unjustly Terminated My Appointment! by danchuzzy(m): 3:01pm On Jun 27, 2015
your village people...

dem dey watch you for HDTv since, that's why..

if not, oya tell me how someone with 95% appraisal gets sacked for NO reasonhuhhuh?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Accept Or Reject This Offer? by danchuzzy(m): 2:57pm On Jun 27, 2015
octopusfreaky:
.....
Swagt101:
5
smh

op you done start the work already na...

just say nl na bad place to share flyers
Family › Re: My Friends Wife Lied About Her Virginity. by danchuzzy(m): 5:01pm On Jun 18, 2015
Chiscomax:
And how is that your business?
its called [size=20pt]pepper body[/size] grin grin
Romance › Re: She Mistakenly Calls Him Her Ex Boyfriend's Name. What does it mean? by danchuzzy(m): 11:21am On Jun 18, 2015
unresolved feelings....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Signs That Its A GNLD Job Invite.... by danchuzzy(m): 10:41am On Jun 18, 2015
one chancers
Romance › Re: What You Dont Know About Prostitution. by danchuzzy(m): 7:19pm On Jun 16, 2015
Liftkid:
Before I proceed let me define

Prostitution: is the act of engaging in sexual activity with someone for payment. a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money is referred as LovePeddler, harlot or prostitute!

Eco... Importance of prostitution!

1: It discourages rape: many girls could have been rapped by Hot guys if prostitution doesn't exist!

2: It creates Husband opportunity:
The last thing a prostitute will think of is getting married. hence, it creates opportunity for other girls who are ready. Men scarce You know ?

3: It encourages abortion: which is one of the factors that affects Birth rate!

4: It aids to spread diseases : some of the Sex workers may infect their clients with STDs Like aids, hiv, syphilis, gonorea etc

5: It Increases the Sell of Gold circle and contraceptive !

6: It Creates Job opportunity: some desperate girls are out there working as sex workers and making cool cash due.

I rest My Golden Pen!!!!!!!

Note: am not encouraging Prostitution !!!.
To the emboldened... no you are not.
You are sponsoring it!!!
Romance › Re: Can U Give Ur Partner Ur Phone For 24 Hours And Things Remain Thesame? by danchuzzy(m): 7:17pm On Jun 16, 2015
Teempakguy:
No! She will finish all the gems I have been acquiring on temple run!
She will finish all my lives on candy crush.
She will waste all the gems I have been accumulating to buy a katana in shadow fight!
She will waste all my orbs in iron !an 3!
She will use my mb to download useless biological PDFs.
She will delete my important math and physics PDFs to make space for kiss Daniel's videos!


And if any of the above happens,
THINGS CAN NEVER REMAIN THE SAME!!
you tho grin grin grin

grin

rotfl
Romance › Re: Can U Give Ur Partner Ur Phone For 24 Hours And Things Remain Thesame? by danchuzzy(m): 7:16pm On Jun 16, 2015
why nothuh??

cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Amaechi Left Over N7billion For Wike's Government - Aide by danchuzzy(m): 7:09pm On Jun 16, 2015
shachris:
at least something was left and we must commend him for that. other governors left their states in dept.
DEBT bro... DEBT!!!
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Scared Of Career Women? by danchuzzy(m): 9:33pm On Jun 13, 2015
2sex:
I am just wondering why man Nigerian men would with either avoid such or try to convert them into a full time house wife?
na who and who be the many Nigerian menhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: My Ordeal With A Lady Today by danchuzzy(m): 9:30pm On Jun 13, 2015
Bro you got me sha
..
well done!!!
Properties › Re: BE WARNED ; This House Is For Everybody, Not For Anybody. Picture. by danchuzzy(m): 9:21pm On Jun 13, 2015
temitemi1:
No wonder baba refused to declare it openly cheesy grin
wicked! !!
Politics › Re: Top Twenty Most Developed Countries By HDI by danchuzzy(m): 8:12pm On Jun 13, 2015
rabbi1234:
Funny u, wot did u expect! Nigeria bawo, I dnt even expect Nigeria in d list, but thank God dat we re 158[color=#000099][/color]
Bros abeg remind me, how many countries are there in the world..
Crime › Re: Two Young Nigerians Get 55 Years Jail Term In Enugu (Pictured) by danchuzzy(m): 8:01pm On Jun 13, 2015
permsec:
No mind them, person squander billions of Naira for Edo state but that same yeye court grant am bail of 3 million Naira. welcome to my country where the law favours the rich and the connected. Bunch of vagabonds
Nna'm ehn!!!
The matter done tire me self ooooooo
Crime › Re: Two Young Nigerians Get 55 Years Jail Term In Enugu (Pictured) by danchuzzy(m): 7:56pm On Jun 13, 2015
bushdoc9919:
In this case....the evidence, witnesses, etc...all were available freely...and thus a successful prosecution.

As for big man stealing....when the big man has the money to buy lawyers, and to dispose of evidence, and to bribe witnesses, plus there are a large mass of people who are ready to create violence...including up to the level of threatening national security....should their man be convicted....i can understand why the govt decides that pardon is the least horrible alternative.

We will never fight corruption in Nigeria until people realize that when your family member or tribal champion steals...it does not just affect the other guy. It affects you too....even if you are benefiting from the stolen money. But sadly, Nigerians, because of poverty ....cannot see beyond their daily bread....even to the means of permanently securing their daily bread via zero corruption.
To the emboldened, I think otherwise.
Whyhuhhuhhuh
Majority of the people benefitting from these "big men" are not poor; they are fellow big men.

In essence, the problem is not poverty; it is, GREED!!!!
Crime › Re: Two Young Nigerians Get 55 Years Jail Term In Enugu (Pictured) by danchuzzy(m): 11:10am On Jun 13, 2015
rubbish... 55 years for drug peddling. state pardon for embezzlement of public funds and money laundering.
id.iots
Politics › Re: Vote For Gbajabiamila, Fani-kayode Urges PDP Lawmakers by danchuzzy(m): 8:05am On Jun 08, 2015
bullshit
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contestant Rocks In Soccer Jersey by danchuzzy(m): 7:59pm On Jun 06, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin

LMFAO
Romance › Re: Someone Said Nigerian Men Dont Have Game Because by danchuzzy(m): 7:58pm On Jun 06, 2015
can you kindly elaborate...

i don't getit
Romance › Re: E-boyfriend And E-girlfriend by danchuzzy(m): 7:56pm On Jun 06, 2015
XavierBlue:
To me it childish. Electronic boyfriend ni, electric girlfriend Ko grin



XavierBlue
oh reallyhuh shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: E-boyfriend And E-girlfriend by danchuzzy(m): 7:55pm On Jun 06, 2015
Obiomon:
What's e boyfriend and e
girlfriend
Am'am!!
Romance › Re: He Cant Woo A Girl In His Dialect. Am I Alone? by danchuzzy(m): 7:52pm On Jun 06, 2015
Rxpetite:
Ibibio is a very unsexy language.
I'm not a guy but you may want to modify the bolded. It sounds a little raunchy . undecided
lolllllllzzzzzzzz

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