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NYSC › Re: Zamfara 2015 batch b Lets Meet Here by danchuzzy(m): 12:54am On Oct 24, 2015
Hayomee:
Same here....have been reading abt dat town all morning and I'm yet to find any fun there yet ooo! Even though I'm keeping a positive mind towards d place but nothing attractive has been said abt d state. Espacially about that SHARIA law and no drinking of alcohol in d camp, how boys wan take relax their nerves after a stressful activities they are made to pass through. Mehnnn dat place go boring die!!!!!!
honestly i dunno
Jokes Etc › Re: One Word For Uncle Andy Please!! by danchuzzy(m): 8:52pm On Sep 28, 2015
this one is strong...
The one word is ..

person
Technology Market › Re: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by danchuzzy(m): 7:01pm On Sep 14, 2015
8ightball:
You have mail
hey man, you have mail too...
Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by danchuzzy(m): 8:38pm On Sep 13, 2015
tyconcepts:
Mr Inkredible....sorry am just responding.

None of the tabs are in stock but either of them can be pre ordered.

Ainol Talos/BW II = #34,000.
sent you a mail ma'am...
can't whatsapp you currently cos my 'small' phone is driving me nuts already.
would call you by tomorrow...
Technology Market › Re: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by danchuzzy(m): 5:49pm On Sep 12, 2015
8ightball:
You gat mail
yeah... replied again.
check your inbox...
Romance › Re: Putting An End To Dysfunctional Relationships by danchuzzy(m): 1:42pm On Sep 12, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
...but y'know say e dey obvious no be you write am, because I read it all in 2minutes... grin

I agree with your last statement. The happiness we share in a relationship is that which is within. If you aren't happy as a single, you are only gonna end up stressing your partner_emotionally.
True... very true!!!
Technology Market › Re: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by danchuzzy(m): 1:30pm On Sep 12, 2015
8ightball:
I actually mistook you for someone else. Check your inbox
yeah i have.. and i have replied too
Technology Market › Re: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by danchuzzy(m): 1:27pm On Sep 12, 2015
8ightball:
Kindly remind me of the email. I dont recall anything
okay then...
Technology Market › Re: NAIRALAND MOBILE HQ[Android Authority] 3GB RAM PHONES*TABLETS*SMARTWATCH* inside by danchuzzy(m): 8:35pm On Sep 11, 2015
8ightball:
@initialize How much can you get the Oneplus Two 64GB phone for me?
Mr 8ightball, i am still waiting for a reply mail....

thank you....
Romance › Re: 5 Signs To Know Your Girlfriend Is Not Loyal In A Relationship by danchuzzy(m): 1:43pm On Sep 11, 2015
YourMain:
This describes anyone really
huhhhhhuh?


u say?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Does Not Use My Pictures On Social Media. Help With Opinion! by danchuzzy(m): 1:04pm On Sep 11, 2015
ITbomb:
The only girl picture I would put on any of my DP would be my pre wedding and wedding pictures.
I wouldn't expect any girl to do same to me, it is a sign of insecurity to even ask a girl to do that for you.
What if her family members, senior uncles and Aunties are on her list. It is irresponsible.
Grow up and build your relationship
word boss... spot on

Benwems, a word is enough for the wise...
Romance › Re: How Many Of These Awkward Moments Have You Experienced? ;D by danchuzzy(m): 12:58pm On Sep 11, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
Here we go cheesy


2. That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn’t even one of the choices.


start shading a guess.. No time to waste


5. That awkward moment when you hit “send” before your message was completed.


press CTRL + Z


8. That awkward moment when you don’t know how to continue the conversation.


type brb and never come back




10. That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation.


this is not really an awkward moment


11. That awkward moment when you’re in a middle of an argument & you realize you’re wrong.


you just keep arguing for the fun of it...



12. That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you’re the one that didn’t reply.

you text and say you were expecting a call not a reply text.



13. That awkward moment when you can’t say “I love you too” in front of your parents.

"i love you too" for who exactlyhuh?

14. That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still don’t get it.

you laugh when you finally get it... no big deal

15. That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

tell whoever is listening, you are working on a remix

16. That awkward moment when someone says “Hello”,..and you say “Good, thanks”.

yeah that is awkward!!! grin
Just add "hello to you too". when they ask how you do, tell them you answered that already


17. Telling someone a hilarious story and realizing that they were the one who told it to you.

never tell jokes like you made them up... saves your ass

18. That awkward moment when you are having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then you realize no one’s listening to you.

yell in in Chris Tucker's voice, "Do you understand the words that are coming outta ma mouth"

19. Stalking someone on Facebook and accidentally liking their profile picture from six years ago.

Unlike it na shuuu

20. That awkward moment when you think you made a good Facebook status and no one likes it.

There's always the delete button. They prolly didnt see it.


Add yours..
Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by danchuzzy(m): 12:04pm On Sep 11, 2015
iamrealdeji:
grin grin she's the only beholder indeed,what op doesn't realize that,no matter how ugly a girl looks,she'd surely have some guys making comments that she's too beautiful,shes an angel,God created her on weekend etc 
So,she's deceiving herself with those comments,me I no see anything beautiful about this girl o
leave make she dey sleep...

when she wake up from sleep, no b person go tell her cool
Education › Re: Photo: See How A Principal Decided To Solve Exam Malpractice In His School by danchuzzy(m): 12:02pm On Sep 11, 2015
kiddkash:
shut up bitcch they said principal organized it or u just don't know english at all
see who's talking about knowing Englishhuh undecided undecided undecided

Answering you would be a total waste of time!

Like i said, learn to blow a whistle!!! Thank me later grin grin grin
Education › Re: Photo: See How A Principal Decided To Solve Exam Malpractice In His School by danchuzzy(m): 10:16am On Sep 11, 2015
hahaha

this would definitely curb malpractice


kiddkash:
so the principal wan tell me say during his time he no ask person question
when would you stop this nonsensehuh

did you see any mention of the principal saying anything like you said...


if you no sabi talk guy, blow whistle...

rubbish!!!!! angry angry angry angry
Education › Re: Photo: See How A Principal Decided To Solve Exam Malpractice In His School by danchuzzy(m): 10:09am On Sep 11, 2015
hahaha

this would definitely curb malpractice
Romance › Re: Other Ways Of Loving A Guy Aside Sex by danchuzzy(m): 5:08am On Sep 11, 2015
heavenmade:
There you have it
huhhuh
Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by danchuzzy(m): 5:02am On Sep 11, 2015
Nayah:
Yeah you're right this is not my thing but maybe she needs our opinion though... Actually it's midnight in Montreal wink
oh dear.. my apologies. grin grin
Romance › Re: 10 Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend (if You Want Him To Run) by danchuzzy(m): 4:58am On Sep 11, 2015
apart from numbers 6, 8, 9, 10, 1, 3, 5, 7, 2, and 4; i dunno what/which girls ask questions like these these days.
Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by danchuzzy(m): 4:51am On Sep 11, 2015
Nayah:
A bit harsh she s cute though smiley
and so are you.. but you don't come on here creating threads upon thread of how your fb friends, twitter and Instagram followers comment on your pics; do you?

btw what are you still doing awake?? cool
Romance › Re: My Lesbian Experience (TRUE LIFE STORY) by danchuzzy(m): 4:43am On Sep 11, 2015
Popflair:
thanks buddy....bump fist
i thought it is fist bumphuh? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Husbands, What Will U Do? by danchuzzy(m): 4:12am On Sep 11, 2015
delectablegyal:
Y'all are bunch of liars.
wait why did you ask the question if you knew what the answer would be.. huh huh


don't come here looking for who you'd call liars on the basis of your past, present and maybe future experiences ... angry angry

these people have taken time to answer you and all you can say is liarshuh? undecided undecided

use your time for better things oh..
Romance › Re: She Wants Me But Crazy In Love With Another Guy by danchuzzy(m): 4:04am On Sep 11, 2015
Dahyormine:
Guys please minimize d rain of insult on dis broda, @OP u lack both self-confidence and self-esteem, i used to be in ur shoes bt not as worst as ur scenerio........My advice.........pls work[size=25pt][/size] away!!!
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
no wonder you used to be in his shoes
Romance › Re: She Wants Me But Crazy In Love With Another Guy by danchuzzy(m): 4:02am On Sep 11, 2015
Dharniel:
wisen up guy, it's either you or nobody else, how can she be using you for back up, you be power bank?
me i wonder ohhh...

e b like im b Pineng power bank..

any way dude, @ op, you better heed Daughterzion's advice...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Being CYBER-BULLIED Online; Share Your Experience by danchuzzy(m): 3:58am On Sep 11, 2015
Jennyama oya come share your experience!!!!
Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by danchuzzy(m):
jennyama:
I uploaded dis picture cos some folks are still doubting me like "Thomas" smiley . you can check this picture i posted on my facebook. The response was awesome! Am feeling good about myself...

Someone advised me to go modeling when she saw aw cute i am, and i guess am doing the right thing and then again i am enjoying it.

But this is just the beginning, i guess brands will start looking for me, maybe by then i'm gonna have a million followers! Remember the cliché? If you cant beat them, just join them... lols

I guess i'm the luckiest girl in the world!

Check comments on my pictures on facebook below:

Catch me:

https://www.facebook.com/JennyAmaLuv

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009763422113

https://twitter.com/jenny4beauty

Check out my black collection pictures http://jennysworldng..com.ng/2015/09/check-out-my-black-collection-pictures.html
they say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder...

unfortunately, you are the only beholder... tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by danchuzzy(m): 3:26am On Sep 11, 2015
hottest111:
makeup.. just b'cos some gullible/weak guys re complimenting u on facebook; u nw come to NL n start bragging. d real beautiful girls are laughing at u now
see as u be like drawing wey dem use left hand draw grin
ahhhhnn ahn bros...

u for no talk at all, just blow whistle you know.


hahaha,
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by danchuzzy(m): 10:44pm On Sep 10, 2015
Romance › Re: Fifteen Easiest Ways On Flattening Your Tommy With No Effects...get In Asap... by danchuzzy(m): 10:20pm On Sep 10, 2015
op you know i was enjoying your piece until I saw a link to a blog...


Please help me out here, is there a new limit to the number of words on the Original Posthuh

Why don't you guys just post everything on herehuhhuh??
Romance › Re: 5 Amazing Things That Turn Girls ON Instantly, #1 Is A Secret To Know. by danchuzzy(m): 10:15pm On Sep 10, 2015
op one tip...

dropping just one point out of five and linking to your blog for more isn't going to get people to visit your blog anytime soon...

It in fact is a huge turn-off... I'm typing from experience.

if your stuff is interesting enough, and people like, they would want to visit the source for more....
Romance › Re: Only In Nigeria-(photos) by danchuzzy(m): 10:09pm On Sep 10, 2015
i dunno about the first pic tho... but the one that has a pot being chained and locked... that, is funny...


Looks like something that happened in the hostel..


Some place like Nelson Mandela Blocks grin grin grin grin

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