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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:58pm On Jun 07, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
Who else thinks butcher will play d jack sparrow role flawlessly in d pirate of carribeans.. I dnt knw if it's because of d accent or they've got similar sense of humour...

is depp an English man by d way?

Karl Urban can play anything if he sets his mind to it. He has ridiculous range.

Johnny Depp is American but has English ancestry.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:51pm On Jun 07, 2022
newguy1:
Can anybody differentiate between this two actresss... which one is in Tehran and who is in irma vep

Names- niv sultan and alicia vikander

They don't look anything alike.

The first picture is Vikander (Irma Vep).
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:48am On Jun 06, 2022
IbrahimMav:


So.... was the 85k gross good or bad?

Considering that it was rereleased in over a thousand theaters, with an average ticket price of $82, I'd say it's bad. It's a colossal flop... again.cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:30am On Jun 06, 2022
IbrahimMav:


I watched this film recently and it's straight garbage. so is it so popular all of a sudden?

Morbius came out, didn't do particularly great and exited theaters quietly. Online, people started making fun of the movie and started using Morbius for various memes, notably "It's Morbin' Time", a line not actually in the movie, but since nobody watched or even wanted to see it to confirm, it spread for its ridiculousness. cheesy

Sony sees this and somehow thinks this means Morbius is popular so they rerelease it in theaters and it goes as well as you'd expect. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:29am On Jun 06, 2022
Baloranking:


That should be $16 billion morbius dollars grin

Nice! When will Sony mint these glorious Morb legal tender? It is very necessary cos you never know when it's morbin time!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:20am On Jun 06, 2022
Baloranking:
grin

But how much is it in Morbius dollars? It's a well known fact that Morbius dollars is stronger than US dollars.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 4:58pm On Jun 02, 2022
SPECTTOR:

Lol, see you. First of all she has a booster. The $7,000,000 she earned from her divorce settlement is still in her possession. She did not donate shït, she only lied about donating the money in an interview. In court she said she has not had the chance to donate but she made a pledge. Money wey dey her hand since two years she never get the chance to donate grin
Goldigger grin

________

She had said that she "donated" it under oath but she had not. She basically committed perjury. She stuck to her lie too and never once mentioned the word "pledge" until she was caught. When asked again, she said she uses “donate” and “pledge” synonymously. What?? That made me laugh so hard. This bitch is cray, I shit you not. grin

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 2:42pm On Jun 02, 2022
Chibudollar:
Lmaaaoo, but this judge funny Sha, where do they expect Amber to get the money from when her networth isn't even up to that?

Yeah, she's going to be forever in Depp.

I know, I know, it's a shitty pun, but I couldn't resist. cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2022
GloriousGbola:


We all grew up on wrestling na. And back then we swallowed the good guy vs bad guy cartoon characters hook line and sinker cheesy

My cheapo video club used to split wrestlmania tapes into part 1 and 2. And a lot of the time they were dubbed over pawn.

One late evening we were watching 'wrestlemania part 1' and the scene suddenly cut to some weird skin on screen. I swear we were all looking for at least four minutes wondering what the hell is this until the screen left the closeup and we all saw the orgy. It was at this point my mum drove in, just barely enough time to shut it down and return later that night for a full and complete investigation of the contents of the videotape.

C'mon man, don't leave us hanging. angry

In graphic detail, describe the contents of the videotape. Don't hold back.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 9:18pm On Jun 01, 2022
BlueMann:
The Jury has reached a verdict

Johnny Depp wins

Jury finds that Amber defamed him, not the other way round

Depp won on all three counts

Amber won 1 out of 3 counterclaims and was awarded 2 million.

Depp won all 3 claims and was awarded 15 million.

My biggest takeaway from this trial is that they are both awful people, Amber Heard just happens to be considerably more awful.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:11pm On Jun 01, 2022
solostar1:

By Expatriates you mean westerners.

The fact is that western media has done a great deal of disservice to Iran.

Most, it not all the terrorists organization/ sect in the world are Sunni which Iranians are not...

non of the 9/11 terrorists are Iran national.

I don't even need to google Iranian sponsored terrorism sects to know that there are loads of Shia terrorist sects that would rival Sunni's.

Stop, don't rewrite history. Iran is an extremist country same as Saudi Arabia, the only difference is Saudi Arabia more or less has better PR.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:26pm On Jun 01, 2022
potland:
Morgan Freeman is a year older today. They say he looks old all time. Why?

Now that you mention it, I find it odd that I've never seen the guy in his 30s. Even in my earliest memory of him (Shawshank Redemption), he looked middle-aged.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:18pm On Jun 01, 2022
GloriousGbola:


Please do not be deceivied by tourism
This is the same.saudi Arabia that exports wahabism and terrorism.

Same Saudi whose leader ran operation bone saw as a message to dissidents everywhere.


Of course I know this. I know that Saudi Arabia and Iran are the two biggest exporters of terrorism, but at least Saudi Arabia is trying to change how other countries perceive them (even if it's superficial).

I'm not saying Saudi Arabia is a much better country than Iran, but you can't deny that expats would rather work in Saudi Arabia than Iran - it's safer, and pays better.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:52pm On Jun 01, 2022
abduleez1:


That's why I said it's leaders do their ultimate best to paint the country in a bad light.

Some people I've interacted with 'online' or some discussions I've observed about westerners who's visited the country; most of them say the citizens themselves are welcoming people and not exactly how their government paints them.

I don't know sha but I see Iran as relatively liveable in comparison to its Sunni Arab neighbors— Saudi and the likes.

We might think what we want but why the same Western media don't paint House of Saud the same way they do other "lesser Arabs" despite having the most Draconian and repressive laws.

I don't think so.

Saudi Arabia is currently undergoing social and political reforms and is more attractive to expats.

UAE, Kuwait, Qatar and Bahrain are very westernized and are vacation hotspots.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:45pm On Jun 01, 2022
Silentgroper:
Some of d things i see in dz tehran series is giving me a certain belief dat iran is nt all that an extremist country. They have embrace d western lifestyle to great portion.. I mean look at their girls wearing bikinis nd showing flesh.. Damn

The same Iran where women are not allowed to go out in public without covering their hair?? Nah.

The same Iran where Shari'a law is the norm??

Don't let the show distract you from the fact that Iran is an extremist country where dancing and singing is illegal, and blasphemy is punishable by death.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:34pm On Jun 01, 2022
abduleez1:


Iran isn't necessarily extremist as the world paints them. It's just western media and premium propaganda pro max.

One would think the country is as backward as North Korea if only they know the advancement that nation has undergone to be able to make weapons grade nuclear enrichment.

Iran also have some of the most beautiful women in the Arabian peninsula.

Iran's leaders normally head no correct with their rhetoric but their country and people aren't necessarily that different from other regions.

For the beach and bikini scenes, I'm not sure how true that is but the show is shot entirely in Greece. That explains the bikinis. It's also an Israeli show. Bikinis and the likes aren't permitted in Iran. But some women do wear Burkinis (a mash up of a swimsuit and q burkah)

The same Iran where dancing is forbidden is a western propaganda??

Bruh...

I don't like to hate on countries but the bad rep Iran gets is deserved. It may be relatively developed compared to his poorer neighbors but it's not exactly a bastion of civility.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:29pm On Jun 01, 2022
OhBritannia:
@kaycee7
@mousup40
I just did some research and you guys are right about pro wrestling.
Their matches are predetermined.
Like they already know who wins and who losses.


Wow, so you're just realizing that professional wrestling is scripted??

My sweet summer child, I envy your naivety.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:26pm On Jun 01, 2022
4.5/5

Best Sketch-comedy TV show on the planet hands down.

Jordan Peele is very talented.

TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:01pm On May 31, 2022
potland:
unlike me am a booty fan cos i like operating from behind. Rico strong, lexington steele, mr marcus, mandingo, sean michaels, prince yahshua, tony eveready (the gangster of blackporn), peter north and mike adriano just to name a few are my role models.

I like booty too. My idea of a complete woman is one who has reasonably sized bress and yansh, and curves but not too much curves, just enough to qualify as voluptuous.

That's why I'm so attracted to Léa Seydoux, she ticked all these boxes and more.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:03pm On May 31, 2022
Stonecoldstare1:
Who else have wondered whether most actors thinks what she thought? I know open-mindedness is a trait they all share but do you wonder if they are ever like....."what on earth are we doing?"

She's an actor. It's just a job to her. A particularly challenging one I might add. Not unlike going to work in the morning and coming back in the evening.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:01pm On May 31, 2022
IbrahimMav:

Halle Berry used to be sexy back then o. she was my childhood crush.

She was pretty, beautiful even, but alas, I'm not into skinny women.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:36pm On May 31, 2022
GloriousGbola:


how to say you're a chubby chaser without saying your a chubby chaser wink

I'm not a chubby chaser. I like my women with curves but not too much curves. I'm also a bress man, so if the woman no get bress, I no go look twice for her corner.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:20pm On May 31, 2022
GloriousGbola:


Contrast that with Halle Berry who spent over a decade in bit roles before blowing up on 500k swordfish bosoms

I'll never understand Halle Berry's sexual allure. She's just a lekpa with pretty face, nothing more. A red-blooded hardworking man cannot conduct research solely on the basis of a pretty face, there has be something more rounded and robust to help gratify your imagination, if you know what I mean. wink

This is exactly how I feel about Zoë Kravitz BTW. I watched her on Kimi (2022) and I have never been more turned off by a woman in my life. She's just a stick figure with a pretty face, and yet some men are tripping all over her, like how I don't understand it. angry

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 9:07am On May 31, 2022
Purpl3:


Bellucci had a great and fulfilling career in my books cheesy
Nothing wrong for Lea to ply that same route.

cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 8:52am On May 31, 2022
Aflix:
I wonder how much she was paid to expose herself like that

Well, she's no stranger to showing off her assets to the camera. All you have to do is google her name and add 'nudity', and you'd see her nude in multiple scenes. It's all about the grind I guess cos her no holds barred approach to acting has finally caught Hollywood's attention and she's on her way to the big leagues now.

Having said that, she should exercise a little bit of caution and not get too comfortable in her current sexy roles because she'd find her herself terribly typecast in that she'd only land roles that would objectify her. She should endeavour to learn from Monica Bellucci's mistakes and avoid winding up as a sex symbol and nothing more.

Or learn from Scarlet Johansson's proactivity. ScarJo in a quest for Hollywood to take her serious, did a breast reduction surgery, and it not only worked but made her one of the highest earning female actors in Hollywood today.

Personally' I'd rather Léa Seydoux take Bellucci's route, I need good content for researching purposes. wink
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:38pm On May 30, 2022
The French Dispatch (2022)

The Concrete Masterpiece is my favorite. Léa Seydoux has a great body. She's well endowed.

3.5/5

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 12:13pm On May 29, 2022
JackBizzle:
Dr Strange MOM

9/10.

I love it because it is more than a marvel movie- it had horror parts. It tool a slightly different approach.


Sharrap.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 12:10pm On May 29, 2022
Spiritwalker (2021)

3/5

TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:02pm On May 28, 2022
NeoWanZaeed:


Ben should have acted batman 2021

Would have acted batman better. It's clear the guy that was used was new to this bat stuff grin

Nah, Pattinson killed it.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 6:01pm On May 28, 2022
durubennie:
I thought black Adam is a villain Or have started making movies about villains?
He's an anti-hero/villain of sorts.
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 5:59pm On May 28, 2022
Kaycee7:
50 year old man as flagship. How long you want make him carry the flag?

grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DandeNumeruno(m): 7:04pm On May 27, 2022
abduleez1:


Nonsense. This never happened. Bait.

Giant Freaking Robot is rapidly becoming We Got This Covered.

I don't think so. occasionally, they do get some rumors right.

https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/topic/confirmed

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