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nani667:
Binged Episodes 1 - 3 ✔️

Wondering why Nadia hasn't tried popping Homelander's head tho

I may be mistaken but doesn't Nadia secretly work for Vought? I imagine her suddenly killing Homelander (not even sure she's capable of killing Homelander) will be very kinda counter-productive to whatever agenda they're trying to advance.

GloriousGbola:
obligatory man of steel woman of kleenex reference

what velocity and volume can you expect when homelander busts

It's a super load, the velocity and volume are likely to be lethal.

GloriousGbola:
Does this scene match the scene where he was jacking off and saying this tho?

That scene cannot be topped. I feel sorry for the unfortunate soul who happens to be walking past that building just as Homelander shoots his load... my gawd!

oyaskii:
I saw the "Black Adam" trailer and i didn't feel as excited as i thought i was supposed to, not that it was not good per say, but it felt like the thousands of "Superhero" movie that had come before it, there was no certain "spark" and i totally know what to expect even before seeing the movie. Not that i have anything against the "Superhero genre", but I think i might have totally had my fill of them at this point and marvel releasing "superhero genre" content every 7 business days is not helping matters.

Superhero fatigue. I feel the same way too.

camri:
You guys that go to cinemas, how do you people concentrate with all the noises and distractions?

The trick is to go midweek when there are little to no crowd.

100naira:
banter and vawulence are part of this section but to attack his religion is taking it too far don't you think?

Bro, no one likes a peacemaker.

abduleez1:
The Man in Black to the world!!
Looks fvvking EPIC. It looks like The Rock pits in a bit more effort with his expressions. Maybe I'm seeing things sha.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaV7mmc9HGw

Didn't see any jungles, hallelujah, The Rock is finally mixing things up... oh, wait! It's just Rock being The Rock, a super-powered being, albeit more super-powered than usual.

abduleez1:
Hope this ain't no fvvking new Harley Quinn.

Folie à Deux is folly of two aka shared psychosis, so it sounds like it could be a Harley Quinn story.

Iamyemmie:
Even netnaija say make we get our pvc
People mean this election o
I pray our vote counts sha

Spoilers alert, it won't.

At the end, Nigeria will be sold to the highest bidder.

PrinceofAgoAre:
Who else thinks butcher will play d jack sparrow role flawlessly in d pirate of carribeans.. I dnt knw if it's because of d accent or they've got similar sense of humour...

is depp an English man by d way?

Karl Urban can play anything if he sets his mind to it. He has ridiculous range.

Johnny Depp is American but has English ancestry.

newguy1:
Can anybody differentiate between this two actresss... which one is in Tehran and who is in irma vep

Names- niv sultan and alicia vikander

They don't look anything alike.

The first picture is Vikander (Irma Vep).

IbrahimMav:
So.... was the 85k gross good or bad?

Considering that it was rereleased in over a thousand theaters, with an average ticket price of $82, I'd say it's bad. It's a colossal flop... again.

IbrahimMav:
I watched this film recently and it's straight garbage. so is it so popular all of a sudden?

Morbius came out, didn't do particularly great and exited theaters quietly. Online, people started making fun of the movie and started using Morbius for various memes, notably "It's Morbin' Time", a line not actually in the movie, but since nobody watched or even wanted to see it to confirm, it spread for its ridiculousness.

Sony sees this and somehow thinks this means Morbius is popular so they rerelease it in theaters and it goes as well as you'd expect.

Baloranking:
That should be $16 billion morbius dollars

Nice! When will Sony mint these glorious Morb legal tender? It is very necessary cos you never know when it's morbin time!

Baloranking:

But how much is it in Morbius dollars? It's a well known fact that Morbius dollars is stronger than US dollars.

SPECTTOR:
Lol, see you. First of all she has a booster. The $7,000,000 she earned from her divorce settlement is still in her possession. She did not donate shït, she only lied about donating the money in an interview. In court she said she has not had the chance to donate but she made a pledge. Money wey dey her hand since two years she never get the chance to donate
Goldigger

________

She had said that she "donated" it under oath but she had not. She basically committed perjury. She stuck to her lie too and never once mentioned the word "pledge" until she was caught. When asked again, she said she uses “donate” and “pledge” synonymously. What?? That made me laugh so hard. This bitch is cray, I shit you not.

Chibudollar:
Lmaaaoo, but this judge funny Sha, where do they expect Amber to get the money from when her networth isn't even up to that?

Yeah, she's going to be forever in Depp.

I know, I know, it's a shitty pun, but I couldn't resist.

GloriousGbola:
We all grew up on wrestling na. And back then we swallowed the good guy vs bad guy cartoon characters hook line and sinker

My cheapo video club used to split wrestlmania tapes into part 1 and 2. And a lot of the time they were dubbed over pawn.

One late evening we were watching 'wrestlemania part 1' and the scene suddenly cut to some weird skin on screen. I swear we were all looking for at least four minutes wondering what the hell is this until the screen left the closeup and we all saw the orgy. It was at this point my mum drove in, just barely enough time to shut it down and return later that night for a full and complete investigation of the contents of the videotape.

C'mon man, don't leave us hanging.

In graphic detail, describe the contents of the videotape. Don't hold back.

BlueMann:
The Jury has reached a verdict

Johnny Depp wins

Jury finds that Amber defamed him, not the other way round

Depp won on all three counts

Amber won 1 out of 3 counterclaims and was awarded 2 million.

Depp won all 3 claims and was awarded 15 million.

My biggest takeaway from this trial is that they are both awful people, Amber Heard just happens to be considerably more awful.

solostar1:
By Expatriates you mean westerners.

The fact is that western media has done a great deal of disservice to Iran.

Most, it not all the terrorists organization/ sect in the world are Sunni which Iranians are not...

non of the 9/11 terrorists are Iran national.

I don't even need to google Iranian sponsored terrorism sects to know that there are loads of Shia terrorist sects that would rival Sunni's.

Stop, don't rewrite history. Iran is an extremist country same as Saudi Arabia, the only difference is Saudi Arabia more or less has better PR.

potland:
Morgan Freeman is a year older today. They say he looks old all time. Why?

Now that you mention it, I find it odd that I've never seen the guy in his 30s. Even in my earliest memory of him (Shawshank Redemption), he looked middle-aged.

GloriousGbola:
Please do not be deceivied by tourism
This is the same.saudi Arabia that exports wahabism and terrorism.

Same Saudi whose leader ran operation bone saw as a message to dissidents everywhere.

Of course I know this. I know that Saudi Arabia and Iran are the two biggest exporters of terrorism, but at least Saudi Arabia is trying to change how other countries perceive them (even if it's superficial).

I'm not saying Saudi Arabia is a much better country than Iran, but you can't deny that expats would rather work in Saudi Arabia than Iran - it's safer, and pays better.

abduleez1:
That's why I said it's leaders do their ultimate best to paint the country in a bad light.

Some people I've interacted with 'online' or some discussions I've observed about westerners who's visited the country; most of them say the citizens themselves are welcoming people and not exactly how their government paints them.

I don't know sha but I see Iran as relatively liveable in comparison to its Sunni Arab neighbors— Saudi and the likes.

We might think what we want but why the same Western media don't paint House of Saud the same way they do other "lesser Arabs" despite having the most Draconian and repressive laws.

I don't think so.

Saudi Arabia is currently undergoing social and political reforms and is more attractive to expats.

UAE, Kuwait, Qatar and Bahrain are very westernized and are vacation hotspots.

Silentgroper:
Some of d things i see in dz tehran series is giving me a certain belief dat iran is nt all that an extremist country. They have embrace d western lifestyle to great portion.. I mean look at their girls wearing bikinis nd showing flesh.. Damn

The same Iran where women are not allowed to go out in public without covering their hair?? Nah.

The same Iran where Shari'a law is the norm??

Don't let the show distract you from the fact that Iran is an extremist country where dancing and singing is illegal, and blasphemy is punishable by death.

abduleez1:
Iran isn't necessarily extremist as the world paints them. It's just western media and premium propaganda pro max.

One would think the country is as backward as North Korea if only they know the advancement that nation has undergone to be able to make weapons grade nuclear enrichment.

Iran also have some of the most beautiful women in the Arabian peninsula.

Iran's leaders normally head no correct with their rhetoric but their country and people aren't necessarily that different from other regions.

For the beach and bikini scenes, I'm not sure how true that is but the show is shot entirely in Greece. That explains the bikinis. It's also an Israeli show. Bikinis and the likes aren't permitted in Iran. But some women do wear Burkinis (a mash up of a swimsuit and q burkah)

The same Iran where dancing is forbidden is a western propaganda??

Bruh...

I don't like to hate on countries but the bad rep Iran gets is deserved. It may be relatively developed compared to his poorer neighbors but it's not exactly a bastion of civility.

OhBritannia:
@kaycee7
@mousup40
I just did some research and you guys are right about pro wrestling.
Their matches are predetermined.
Like they already know who wins and who losses.

Wow, so you're just realizing that professional wrestling is scripted??

My sweet summer child, I envy your naivety.

4.5/5

Best Sketch-comedy TV show on the planet hands down.

Jordan Peele is very talented.

potland:
unlike me am a booty fan cos i like operating from behind. Rico strong, lexington steele, mr marcus, mandingo, sean michaels, prince yahshua, tony eveready (the gangster of blackporn), peter north and mike adriano just to name a few are my role models.

I like booty too. My idea of a complete woman is one who has reasonably sized bress and yansh, and curves but not too much curves, just enough to qualify as voluptuous.

That's why I'm so attracted to Léa Seydoux, she ticked all these boxes and more.

Stonecoldstare1:
Who else have wondered whether most actors thinks what she thought? I know open-mindedness is a trait they all share but do you wonder if they are ever like....."what on earth are we doing?"

She's an actor. It's just a job to her. A particularly challenging one I might add. Not unlike going to work in the morning and coming back in the evening.

IbrahimMav:
Halle Berry used to be sexy back then o. she was my childhood crush.

She was pretty, beautiful even, but alas, I'm not into skinny women.

GloriousGbola:
how to say you're a chubby chaser without saying your a chubby chaser

I'm not a chubby chaser. I like my women with curves but not too much curves. I'm also a bress man, so if the woman no get bress, I no go look twice for her corner.

GloriousGbola:
Contrast that with Halle Berry who spent over a decade in bit roles before blowing up on 500k swordfish bosoms

I'll never understand Halle Berry's sexual allure. She's just a lekpa with pretty face, nothing more. A red-blooded hardworking man cannot conduct research solely on the basis of a pretty face, there has be something more rounded and robust to help gratify your imagination, if you know what I mean.

This is exactly how I feel about Zoë Kravitz BTW. I watched her on Kimi (2022) and I have never been more turned off by a woman in my life. She's just a stick figure with a pretty face, and yet some men are tripping all over her, like how I don't understand it.