₦airaland Forum

ucheheart:
Yoruba and shit be like 5&6. They can use their hands to pack shit and use the same hands to eat food without washing them.

Bruh if to say I never stay there, I for they call u tribalist by now...baba I saw things from Gwags to Akure. I had to adapt to a new way of living. Right now ehn I can now say I'm a total Nigerian. Hot and cold, christian & Muslim. Werey and calm

emmanuelbrown26:
Ur late dad will be so disappointed in a raising a male child, at d end d male child decided to be an idiot and stupid towards d creature that d creator regretted creating.
D way u even painted her shows that u still hv dis stupid feelings towards her, and d way u came to seek an advice equally shows how stupid and simp u are
For d girl to hv d guts to bill u 50k at dis point in time that u lost ur dad shows how soft u are, if not that u are too sissy, she won't hv d guts to ask u for 50k for Xmas, imagine d audacity and boldness to Bill somebody that's mourning his late dad and it equally shows that she has being billing u more than this. D 59k is bcs u are mourning.
What do u guys stand to gain from all these daughters of eve self?
Is it sex? Rotten and smelly pussy
It is connection? Rather they will drain u
Can somebody tell me what d regretted creatures has to offer aside sex?

Baba I still dey find wetin I don gain apart from small small advice wey at last dey come with billing

I love your marketing strategy though...I fell flat for it though... They are nice. A guy appreciates any gift. But for a perfume,,,it shouldn't be harsh Like BRUTT wen my papa send gimme from UK. I choke untop that thing I later troway am.

I commend the African Teams. Morocco vs Spain = away and goal goal. Spain wins and a goal for both teams

Ay04z:
Pos use to be very profitable in my area... But not anymore again...... Is in everywhere in my community now..... Don't know abt ur area anyway... It has really reduce sales..... Like 2 years back. I make nothing less dan 6k to 12k daily.. But now hardly 1k.... Thank God for other ideas.... Wey dey. Fetch reasonable money...

You're right, my neighbor does it full time, infact he was the go to guy for any transaction until the area got flooded with point of sale shops. Worse still they reduced their profit margin...oga began to crash and get slim.

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Without a long story I like the way you hustle islandgirl
Without a long story get a music box, tune it up anytime they start. For the record u can leave it like that.. don't let them know shit

Cypress042:
I bought some yesterday for seven hundred naira

After using all to prepare my okra soup i couldn't find any tiny fish in the pot, everything dissolved. Only God knows how i skillfully managed the bony soup

Them dey call these type Brokemarriage�

Sportybet combo: Home or under 2.5

doggedfighter:
Seeing her pregnant state and sacrifice pots , she didn't do this because of pleasure.

She may have done this because of brainwashing.

Most Pregnant women tend to be fearful and will do anything in promise of safe delivery.



The husband should forgive her.


As she would have forgiven if she had caught the husband.


Women have forgiven worse.

Woooooooooow�

How old are you? Under 18 help, your mom.
Above 18 get a skill
20+ focus on your education side by side your skill to give you pocket money
30+ go give your niece and nephews carton of indomie snacks etc as Uncle Oyoyo..

Come back and thank me for this piece

Homeboiy:
Na this benin all of us dey

Smoking weed is not the problem here

Sending him back home is not the solution

Send him to HK

That's the best solution for him.

If he never blend for benin

Soon he will

Talk to him ,allow am make he dey smoke but not in your presence and he should be moderate about it.

Advice an about joining cult in this city.

Shey una dey see wetin I talk... See how the state don turn to...walai I leave am run come back after school.... Cus bad atmosphere corrupts good manners..

This matter concerns me and that's why I want to comment... As someone who schooled in Edo state, I've found out that the boys there have gone out of hand, parents and leaders are the cause to have allowed things fall to the mud joint with a new modernisation (Italian connection mentality)
Give him a last warning, set clear boundaries... Why is he into security jobs(does he do night shifts if yes he must smoke to keep irate, if no why not he learn a skill, him belong?? There are a billion things u need set straight)
When I saw these 4yrs at Ekpoma, I became afraid of my immediate junior in Bayelsa...mama dey pamper am but I dey drag my brother take from her as I dey see say pampering might make us regret later. He's 17. I made sure he learnt computer (objection by mumsi), I paid for his barbing tutorial fee( his mom objected that Main barber is oppressing her son)
Shey Nairaland una dey see wetin I dey see

trueking:
I remember my cousin in FGC Gboko told us about this koikoi lady, but the story was different from the one up there.

It would make a good horror movie sha, like Carrie.

Nigeria should be advanced enough to pick these storylines and make movies... Koi koi and a movie on Fela kuti, the Biafra war, etc should sell

Putin is arranging his house and his environment. Did you see the way he entered Donbas, Luhansk and now kyiv like somebody taking a tour from Jabi to maitama etc. He perfected every move while at Crimea conducting military drills ... As at this morning Russian forces were 5-10km away from kyiv. Ukraines fight is up
Now!, It also wouldn't be much of a trouble attacking Russia from Latvia, Poland and other neighboring NATO blocs If RUSSIAN TROOPS MISTAKENLY STEPS A BOOT.
Russia is afraid of NATO'S build up in their backyard and is pointing to the fact that when they also wanted to establish a base in Cuba, U S no gree Lai Lai.
My main questions are....1)WHAT DELAYED UKRAINE'S MEMBERSHIP TO NATO
2) would this have been the status quo if Bush or Trump was here
3) what are we expecting next
4) Germany, Italy and France

tejpot:
Lol

I have heard so many transcript stories with one of the schools listed up there.
One of the transcript officer said and I quote.
"It is not everybody that applies that will get their transcript"

Another one:
"I don't know why all of you are going overseas, if we ask overseas people for transcript, will they come here?"


Another one:
"Are you a Muslim or Christian, please start praying o, I have done my own as an officer to help you fast track"


Another one:
"You applied for transcript and you sat down at home and can't follow up"


Etc etc

the last one was my case till the school I applied gave admission. Na there my eye clear.. I had to go back and pump money...As I write my transcript dey my Phone.

DantataIsMyGuy:
Hello all. I'm a 25year old unemployed graduate. I finished my NYSC last year and i was able to save less than 50k. After spending 6months without any forthcoming job, I've used about 20k out of the money and all I'm left with in this life is 30k. I was introduced to a solar installation class during Nysc and i decided to give it a try.

The registration is about 21k plus transport to the venue will cost me about 30k for the 6months. I was told there would be a certificate after the training, but I'm still a bit skeptical about the course because i don't know how lucrative the skill is, because i once read a nairaland post on how a guy bought his panels and fixed it himself after going through the manuals.

So my question now is, should i invest my life savings on this course? Is it lucrative? Will the certificate matter at all? Can i build a career from it?

I just opened this account to hide my identity.
Please help me move this to front page please

I would have thought you to be one of the corps members calling my line to register for post camp training. But be that as it may, NO SKILL IS A WASTE. I studied History, during my service year, I knew my course of study isn't appreciated by the Nigerian system except for Engineering, Medicine and Law. I learnt welding and fabrication during NYSC, got other certs, came back home and joined a company that trains on anything Engineering including solar. As a foundation, I got little money to tidy few things in preparation for an office job. I'm spending money to acquire more skills as I'm opening new businesses. So carry on OR FIND OTHER ON DEMAND SKILLS, ENGAGE YOURSELF, THE SKY WILL BE YOUR BEGINNING. NO RUSH AM

cooltola:
Your bro is a sex addict who spend his money on sex. His addiction to sex is a bad as a someone addicted to cocaine, meth, pcp or any hard drugs or someone addicted to gambling. The addiction makes him ignore the wellbeing of his children and his family, i[b]t is so bad that his wife put condoms in his bags or wallet.[/b] The money meant for take care of his family, extended family and his biological mother is used to have sex with any woman. A married man should not put look for sex outside marriage even if he marry more 4 wives.

This means he is so rich that even his wife isn't that important to him MAYBE he bought her with money too...But well maybe he could respect her by not bringing women to their matrimonial home.. EGO and Habit two evil brothers

Spherical77:
If his kids and wife still live like puppet under his watch, I'm not even talking about his siblings and parents. Then your brother source of wealth is perhaps questionable

Let's rule out Sex from this episode as there are many made men suffering from this excess libido..
Now I know certain persons like the man in question BUT, TO WITHDRAW HANDS FROM THINGS CONCERNING HIS OWN MUM is where I find disturbing... second, if he's an Igbo man, an Igbo man would like to look wrethched, but would make sure that his wife and kids are well clothed and mobile...But where the reverse is quite the case here (except she has an SUV) baffles me also. Third, the children sleeping in same room with their househelp is not much of a new case considering how the man economises. IS THE WIFE WORKING TOO? I THINK THE MAN IS JUST GREEDY. THAT EVERYONE MUST WORK HARD FOR HIS MONEY. AND A PREVIOUS FAMILY FEUD might have turned HIM THIS WAY TOO CUS THERES NO WAY YOU GUYS HAVEN'T QUARRELED HIM ON THESE ISSUES, TILL HE THINKS YOU'RE NOW GANGING UP WITH YOUR MUM (REST HER SOUL) AGAINST HIM AND HE DECIDED TO STAY IN HIS LANE. SOMETHING TRIGGERED THAT STINGY BEHAVIOR

A ritual Yes a fetish yes. But what university student keeps so much chickens and then goes to school, who trains them?, How many are they in her compound that she could come out nak d to butcher 2 chicks and letting them jump around with blood... If it isn't a shrine,..... More evidence then I'll believe past the first line

coolshegs1:
Ìkàré, Àkókò, Akungba, etc.. All those areas ehn. Old people plenty anyhow so you no even know which one to trust. Similarly with old houses, and people still dey live there. Makes me wonder the type of jazz/hypnosis/belief tying them down there.

I'm not from there, but I've been making some deliveries there recently, so I got to know those places.

Ondo state residents were major exporters of Cocoa produce. They had storey buildings even before some communities in the South. I wonder why there are still such buildings there considering their affluence

donleo92:
I don't see that happening.. but if it does APC is likely shooting itself in the leg, becos apart from the north, the major stake holders in the party is the West. so why bringing Good luck? they should stick with tinubu and get a core northerner Christian.

And if i am goodluck I would not run for the president. because, he would lose his credibility and his goodluck among the masses.

moreover the government would be playing a very dirty game if that happens. cos the military might end up taking over

Sir what military are you talking about? The one that has lost face and I controlled by the N.A and other Political factors.

sukar886:
Jonathan will win cos he has only one tenure left, then after north will continue , that's the game plan

The calculation and Zoning formula is quite scary. Why hook GEJ up for just 4yrs with another Northerner and expect same Northerners to take up from 2027. If Its been mandated by two Governor's from the North (which I know one of them must be From K.D),, shouldn't GEJ take up a Southeastern or someone from the Middle belt region

adecz:
Go for barbing & combine with
manicure and pedicure..

Thank me later✌️✌️✌️

He should also learn how to sharpen blades, do Dreads and treatment...chairman go Blow overnight...

bigpicture001:
Well, u might be saying the truth with this number 4, but I made her understand that marriage without traveling vacations will mk it very boring.. ND wen I say travel I mean within Nigeria resorts or very good African countries like Egypt, south Africa, Kenya Namibia etc.. if income increases we start trying over seas...


I huzle, she works with the FG ..

My Nigga!! Wen we kids see stuffs like this, we get glad and same time wonder. Glad because our seniors wants to settle down..wonder because the partner to be wants to evade responsibilities when she knows that in this era, it takes two working class to tangle. I might not have known how and when u brought up this topic to her BUT to an extent, it's obvious our girls still hold this NA AFRICAN MAN MUST PROVIDE mentality. This is by far the best post on Nairaland since Jan 1st

steveneche:
Remember my girlfriend who slapped my mum on boxing Day? She's back with her entire family begging.

Candid opinion please, should I accept her back?

My fear is, she might do worse after marriage if she can do this to my mum in a relationship..

Manipulation... I wonder why the women get it right than the men... How dey manage to win in this game. U slap my mama!!! My mama wey born me... Wey raise me become man wey u later love...i respected other people's parents so I don't see any reason why my babe go even shout give my Mama. Infact theres should be no bridge or link.. shey u get . Like the only time my babe gets to my mom should be if she wants to help out or get directions on something if I'm not around to direct her. Op u don spoil my mood. U slap my mama. Dambroba. Wetin man dey see for disrespectful women ass sha

NitrogenBomb:
Please this will be abit lengthy and direct and please don’t mind my errors. This isn’t joke and I’m so serious here please. I met my current babe early this year, Infact few days after Valentine day in School. We both in the university.

We both in our Early 20s and I’m just older than her with 2 years. We got talking and I noticed she liked me. Anyways we got dating but my intention was to have a taste of the honeypot like 4 times and take off because I noticed she got a banker who is rich and doing well on the Island, He should be around 40 if I guess right and also some other guys and sugar Daddies inclusive.

She’s also from a rich home too and her Dad is into Bereau De Change. Personally I’m not doing bad financially as I do some Project Jobs with an IT firm on the Island as a Casual staff and I can afford some basic things to an extent, but she’s doing financially better than me because of Her Guy, Dad and other Contacts.

I have never been in a relationship for over 6 months, infact once I sleep with a girl I just move on to the next one. But since I slept with this my current babe, I won’t lie since that day till date I couldn’t get over her. Infact it seems I’m liking her the more. She’s Pretty with a very massive ass( honestly I have never seen a ass soo big and that’s what attracted me to her and her honeypot is the sweetest I have ever tasted, don’t know what she put there. I have asked her severally, but she just laughs over it).

One day she told me she has noticed I want to leave her because of her lifestyle but I won’t be able to leave. She clearly told me that I have no Idea who she is and that she doesn’t sleep with a guy for money but just for fun and money can’t keep her.

Truth is, She doesn’t even demand money from me, but instead she wants to be giving me money always, which I don’t like. She told me it’s only when she wants a guy to go, that’s when she will let him go. I notice even her rich guy in Lagos still calls to beg her most times and sends her lots of money atimes.

While in school there was a time I stayed in her Crib and noticed some fetish stuffs in her bathroom. Anyways I took it with a pinch of salt because I’m irreligious and don’t believe in those things, but I’m beginning to think otherwise because I don’t understand what’s happening to me again.

The last time I broke up with her, I found myself going to beg her after two days and she was laughing and saying I won’t go anywhere and I won’t even know when I will put a ring on her finger that she has already chosen me because I have lots of prospects and a future. Infact since I started sleeping with her, other girls don’t enter my eyes anymore. As funny as this sounds, I really want to break away from this girl, but I don’t know how. She always call Water mother when talking atimes. Please Help NLders. I really wanna break away from her.

Let me see...Early 20s.. hmm prime time, when u lust 100%, want to have the world, etc. Early 20s is like the puberty stages of a man... Only 5 out of 100 guys learns woman manipulation at this stage. But 70 out of 100 women already knows this at this stage.. MY ADVISE. Try to venture into business,skills or something to occupy your time the more. Try to think of your next Date as your wife to be who would join build ur empire. No dey call that girl, block her everywhere. I personally I don't believe in 'a girls parents connection' cus wen u marry u go know say na only u waka come.

dedons:
I was born into an average family with my parents always doing their best to make us happy during Christmas celebration very year.

Unfortunately, I ventured into business this year but lost everything due to the evil employees I had. They intentionally wrecked the business and disappeared. I've been weeping since October till date and left with nothing.

I woke up this morning but couldn't say a word of prayers, instead I found myself weeping again. I do hope on God for divine provision and restoration.

It is well.

My brother I pray you recover quickly. I would have been in your shoes BUT poverty and grace taught me to be stricter. I began to understand why even John D Rockefeller who would have been in the war like his brother, decided to stay back and look after his new found business lest it could have collapsed. 6months into this new Business I knew little about, I was taught a hard lesson never to be far from my business, to learn the business type itself, employ only if they provide a guarantor,enter a union, and demand updates weekly. All in all, may God favor you financially to start running again.

Kingsasian:
I still remember that thread you created. But op you really took a wrong decision,in short you took a foolish decision. Even a primary school kid will do better. Please vacate that premises it is not even the usual accommodation sef, this is an official apartment. Where will the new teacher stay if you are still living there?

I learnt from my mum that before a monkey leaves a tree branch, he already has his right hand on another. This parable points that before you choose to leave a job, apartment, you must have already prepared for another one. Leave the apartment, squat somewhere and find yourself again. Tick-tock! The clock is ticking for you to get up and hustle again...leave other distractions like police abi court abi video evidence...SAFE

Explorers:
North Koreans have been banned from laughing or drinking for 11 days to mark the tenth anniversary of former leader Kim Jong Il's death.

Government authorities have ordered the public to not show any signs of happiness while North Korea commemorates his death.

Kim Jong Il ruled North Korea from 1994 until his death in 2011, and was then succeeded by his third and youngest son, current leader Kim Jong Un.

Now, ten years after his death, North Koreans are being forced to observe the 11-day period of mourning where they are not allowed to laugh or drink alcohol.

'During the mourning period, we must not drink alcohol, laugh or engage in leisure activities,' a North Korean from the northeastern border city of Sinuiju told Radio Free Asia (RFA).

Photo

People gather at an event for the 10th anniversary of the death of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il in Pyongyang, North Korea, on Wednesday.

At midday Friday, as a siren blared for three minutes, North Koreans across the country fell silent and bowed in respect for Kim Jong Il.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10320707/Kim-Jong-dons-trademark-trenchcoat-ceremony-marking-tenth-anniversary-fathers-death.html?ito=social-facebook

I remember the story of the Berlin Curtain. Could north Korea be this tight ..or it's Capitalist propaganda again..
Remember the world is Capitalism vs Communism. When the Chinese wanted to paint Japan in the worst of lights, they made us all watch Their kungfu films depicting Japanese as invaders, thieves and blood thirsty people..... There's something about NK that we are not hearing. I mean if a middle eastern country can use Aljazeera to condemn another country and cry fowl, Apc will use one of the Abuja Based newspapers to condemn previous administrations..then NK matter is not far from Political propaganda... Shey Russia and US are looking at the Ukraine interference with red eyes now

isaiah4life:
Celebrities always hanging out together, but nairalanderz cannot even hang out.

omo mehn Davido don reach Bayelsa like this o... bros wan shutdown a full state

Mrxawe:
I mean whats the fuss about it?

Aren't you ashamed? Or you're just thrilled by the aura that you gat your student with her wide teenage ass on your bed?

Or you're thrilled that you get more aroused banging a girl on school uniform?

Fine some of these girls are above 18 but common man.. it's a no no.

Whether na 18 o or na 35 o...your student na ur student.. she's a no go area. I no support am. I taught in a secondary school in the west, the females composed love like essays for assignment...BROS I cancel the work jeje, score am 0/30. I no give room for lust. I have a junior who will be graduating next year, How do I explain to my conscience, such act of degradation.