Guys you don't know that vicinity called EKPOMA..it's another country, with different behavioral pattern. That's the only place I had ever seen a policeman with dreads and Tats... Not to exclude the AUCHI-EKPOMA road ...

While I schooled there, the police walk into ur room 6a.m to harass you confidently, they break doors, jump over fences, harass you on the streets... That was 8yrs ago. Now after the end sars pandemonium I thought police-civilian approach would have been more civilized but I can see there's a repetition of events .


You Don't want to be in EKPOMA, walk in EKPOMA or walk by EKPOMA

Saturnalia:
Save Igbomotoru community? Na play una still dey play.

Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

This is just a preview. Dem never even start sef.

Your people did not see armed robbers to kill?

Your people did not see kidnappers to kill?

Your people did not see ritualists to kill?

Na our Soldiers that are doing their best in making sure we all sleep with our two eyes closed safely at night una go cannibalize?

Since you have refused to learn from the Odi Massacre of 1999 in Bayelsa, the FG will instill into you recalcitrants, the discipline that your parents refused to teach you at home.

The nonentities that are jubilating over the gruesome killings of our gallant soldiers will get what is coming to them. It’s just a matter of time.

My brother I understand your utmost frustration. Yes save Igbomotoru because it's indigenes are not in open conflict with the military. Save Igbomotoru because an incident occured in far away Delta and if the culprits are hiding In Igbomotoru, there should be a communique, an investigation and an arrest... Instead of leaving them on the bridge if they're the culprits why not take them along to Command/barracks and show them as the culprits apprehended dead or alive... We should be careful how we handle situations... Okay what if the culprits are rumored to be in Lagos or other coastal areas of Nigeria. We are all Nigerians and dialogue is the way.

Validated:
Is CBN confused?

CBN should also tell us if such revaluation can be reported as profits (extraordinary gains).

Would CBN be prevailing on FIRS to exempt those profits from Companies Income Tax?

Would CBN have asked the banks to create a revaluation loss account if the reverse was the case or would they have been asked to write-off such losses?

Sir please breakdown your Grammer else me sef would be confused

IrepChrist:
I believe in fairness and equity. And no one should be above the law. I am waiting for the prosecution of Asari Dokubo, he also has a Militia group.

"He also has a militia group" that is recognized by the FGN and as such been mandated to mount guard in various highways against kidnappers i.e Benin/ore/Lagos expressway and protection of certain Crude oil Pipelines along the southern coast...

Validated:
If coupon rate is less than 35% it is not worth it.
Naira has lost over 700% and it is still losing. So, when you factor in currency risks plus inflation that is now out of control, an annual return of 50% is advisable. However on patriotic note, I will subscribe at 35% to keep Tinubu afloat.

Sir can you breakdown your Grammar to A LAYMAN level please

Watianoengineer:
For those blaming APC and president Tinubu for the hardship in the country, are you all aware that UK and Japan are currently in economic recession? Is it APC and Tinubu that is ruling both nations? Nobody should blame APC and Tinubu for the rot the PDP government of Jonathan caused. What we are suffering today is the result of the Jonathan government's recklessness. Peter Obi and his PDP gang brought Nigeria to her knees. May God help our dear president Tinubu to fix the country like he did in Lagos.

Please Edumicate better still educate me

Pepperdemisback:

She said it right! The idiot said he will die the same day with Davido. Is that not worse than slavery?

I be small boy Sha, but I've met with this Israel twice in my Uni days in EKPOMA. He was the guy u have to pass through to you know clear road.. I was in 200L then, so I was directed to him, his apartment was small (selfcon) at Ihumudumu... he was a kind man, told me lots about arranging meetings between Artistes, he said big things but then wetin dey my head na how to evade the constants 'c’ our department gives even us wen dey read till day break. He spoke fast, maybe because I was from the down south, Benin pidgin was a new thing.
I saw him as someone who could control situations so I'm surprised a woman had pushed him to his limits. From what I saw, he could commit himself to a course...be it following Davido for a living or otherwise..I mean na where daily bread dey assured man go devote energy to.

99.9% of the comments. Only 1 advises you to link up with someone to know ur way.... it's a pity. I'm too young to advice but what can I say than....since there are no credible jobs please my brother Op...go for it and see how u can change the lives of people in your own little way...SEE HOW YOU CAN FIGHT THE SYSTEM

Tallesty1:
I'd like to share a story with you. I enjoy stories, as they are often what older folks excel at. 😄

My church hosts a program from time to time; it's an all-night event where singles of marriageable age and selected married individuals come together to discuss various aspects of marriage.

On one occasion, a topic was brought up, and women were discussing at length how they could love a man and do everything right, yet things don't always work out. As people began giving reasons for such situations, I was given the microphone, and I suggested, "Perhaps you should consider respecting them instead of just loving them. If what you're doing isn't working, why not try something different?" This led to a lively debate, which I won't go into, but one woman took it personally, and we had this conversation.

Woman: Are you married?

Me: No, ma'am.

Woman: I've been married for years, and I can emphatically tell you that love is what has held us together from day one. We've been through a lot and come out stronger because of love. You're not married, so you may not know enough to form an opinion on this issue.

The women in the audience applauded her.

Me: That's beautiful, ma'am. When did you meet your husband?

Woman: A few months after school; I was staying with my uncle and waiting for my service year.

Me: Was he a student too?

Woman: No, he was already in business and doing fairly well.

Me: How long did you two date?

Woman: Just a few months. He made it clear that he was looking for a wife, but we didn't get married until after my service year.

Me: That's wonderful. Now, let's imagine a scenario where your roles are reversed. You are a successful businesswoman, and you meet a young man fresh out of school with no job and no NYSC certificate yet, and he proposes marriage. Would you have married him as quickly as he married you? Please, be honest; we are in a church.

Woman: What are you trying to say? That I married him because of money or something? I love my husband, he knows it, he sees it, and he feels it. He's here and can speak for himself.

Me: Thank you, ma'am, for being honest with me.

I summarized the conversation, which was quite lengthy and filled with drama, but I believe you can still grasp the main point from this excerpt. 😄

It takes wisdom to decipher this

operotimi:
Once she’s inside she prefers being on only panties…Now she stopped that .. she prefers staying naked..her complaints, everything inconvenient her

Otuosha!!!!! My kind of woman

yang:
Una Good morning

The relationship no even last 1 month before betrayal start

as in ehn ..I shock

Primusinterpares:
Make una careful o.
Let these loans not make this country a testing ground for nuclear weapons o.

Perhaps, Nigeria is not ready for having a nuclear power plant.
Corruption might not let it to be effectively managed. And it's catastrophic in disaster with a wide range of coleteral damage

Oh c'mon bruh... although I buy your idea but men, Egypt, RSA, Libya etc have nukes....I felt it would be cool we have one long Nuke(pointing to nowhere) 😃 just for the fun of it.

Fela wasn't a Bigot....fela was for true federalism...fela was a prophet... a politician in his own right. He would have gone far if Movement of the people wasn't washed down d drain by the elites. For a man who believed one good Nigeria would have healed Africa.
Mehn I promise myself to visit his shrine someday...

We have a high rate of Mentally deranged Youths on our streets...owing to the new drug 'Ice' . I believe weed has been a longtime thing with an unending effort to halt..But with the coming of this new bomb called ICe ...all hell has been let loose

Oluromantic:
My advice is to give a little more push. I'm saying this because most resourceful ladies might also find it difficult to submit. I know there may be a lot of ranting and criticisms about submission but I'm giving you a honest advice as a realist for your future. Nothing makes you a fulfilled man than to have a resourceful wife that allows you to be in charge: such women are very rare. Once they can work hard on their own, submission with their money gradually slides out...it's psychological.

Now considering the fact that you can't find all you need in one person, you have to weigh your options which emphasizes the role of grooming. Grooming means training her to soothe your taste or standard. To be frank, it might not be a sweet experience at first but it's worth it. The point is you're not ready yet, when you're ready, you will drill her seriously and your love for her is the fuel. I did it for my wife. Anything that gives you peace of mind as you said; that she has good character, should be seriously guided and guarded. Only few women will give you such peace despite their imperfections.

Start from a small level, get her a shop if you can afford it to start selling provisions or likely things and monitor her totally so far she's not pissed to say you're domineering. In my case, my wife enjoyed my control and that made it easy for me. She said she likes the disciplinary love and that someone is mad over her. Now she's super-productive, she even charges me for her services and collects her money promptly. Business is business. I trained her.

This your comment don touch so many people lives I swear

MASTAkiLLAh:
Everything you said there should be blamed on your parents so don't disturb yourself with frivolities. The best you can do is to advise him one last time man to man then look for a way to improve your life. Get into school or finish with school, learn skills that will put a steady income in your pockets and account then look for a way to leave that house. Carry your cross, your brother should carry his own cross while your parents carry their own. Whenever he comes visiting your place, you can impose and enforce your own laws

Abei!!! This your comment dey melt heart... IzonOwei u killed this one. Kudos

Yours is a matter of weeks . Mine's been 5years and I still see her in my dreams, think of her when I see other women( I'll be like this lady resemble my late elder sister...or if she were alive shey I would not be feeling this empty about having an elder sister and sole adviser).
As time goes by, I come dey do jobs, try to dey forget, wear myself out, made more friends to give me joy...and Here I am giving you a pat on your back and urging you to get very busy and follow my pattern

wunmi590:


Do you want me to give you my friends number or you want to walk into any of their office?

I'm residing in the south south area sir. If your friend is around here, I would love to seek counsel. 07038784328 is my number

wunmi590:


I've a friend we graduated 🎓 together, that works in mutual benefit assurance, she introduced me to a 5years saving plan which is individual savings and protection plan (ISPP), that's what I did for my daughter...

My daughter is now 2years 5month, so I've been saving 10k for her since then, I can't collect it until after 5years...

After the 5year, I will do another one for her again, until she clock ⏰️ 18 and have access to her fund, so help me God

She has like 350k now, there are sometimes I save 20k in a month, if I have excess for that month...

I can't come and kill myself...

How Can one be referred to this scheme please? I would want a personal savings plan for myself considering I put aside 11k monthly.

Meti99:
What pains me most about Ibos is that they always lie to themselves just to make themselves feel good...

I expected the elderly ones to think inwardly and discover what the cause of their failure is genuinely... But they themselves love lies just to please themselves and make the unwise youths happy...

Obi just woke up one day as an accidental candidate.... What role/impact does he play within the ibo nation prior to his candidacy as labour party....
You just want to use him to get power in a fire brigade approach....it doesn't work that way....

When we say you don't have structure you always think it is about having agents across Nigeria....No
It's about Leadership of your candidate within his Political zone before it is Extended to other zones ....
What was his relationship with other people from zones prior to his candidacy...?
How many people did he build up politically?
Reasons why he dumped APGA to PDP and then to LP
What did he stand for politically that would make people believe in his ideology?

At least Tinubu believed in a decentralized Nigeria and he has been saying that for years now, that is what some of us see in him that made us vote for him..

Obi just wanted to use same format which buhari used to deceive us in 2015, claiming he was coming to fight corruption...

Obi was just an errand boy that was just handpicked for a mission he can't accomplish...


I expected the ibo elders to call their youths now and tell them the bitter truths they hate to hear and begin to build up for 2027/31 elections, Rome is not built in a day....


Rather than do something now all of them both elders, youths, pastors, have started wailing again

Strangely satisfying write up

mutantninja:
When you realize how cheap most Nigerian women are , you realize it’s not their fault but a psychological issue that was caused since 1960… Nigeria women are psychologically poor, if you like give her the world, when she’s h0rny she’ll still cheat on you because the problem is psychological, you’ll be extremely lucky to see a naija girl that is okay in the head …

My friend’s girlfriend (she’s South African) bought him a new iPhone 14 for Christmas… if you check hashtag for #christmas on Instagram, you’ll see a lot of girls/women from other parts of the world buying their boyfriends presents… I’m not saying they’re no good Nigerian women out there, before I get tagged a misogynistic guy.. My girlfriend is very cool because I used iron hand on her , I taught her how to use her brain and hands to work not her v4gina, I taught her it’s okay to spoil me with gifts… when she annoys me I make a scene (I do not beat her but I show her how manly I am by making a scene that will disgrace her)… without all this things , she would’ve been like the average naija girl… I love my girlfriend. And she loves me too…

I owe you bro.. The last reasonable Nigerian guy

thuxzwda1:
I first go artillery go drink black bullet.....then chicken Republic for a bucket of chicken.....con go drink stout for akon, woji... .......other things no concern una

First and second Artillery...oboi I nearly lost for that place back then .p.h city to the world

I'm doing my Masters there, been trying to secure admission elsewhere but this whole ASUU matter led me there. I was afraid at first but hoped for the best. Thanks for the encouragement

ucheheart:
Yoruba and shit be like 5&6. They can use their hands to pack shit and use the same hands to eat food without washing them.

Bruh if to say I never stay there, I for they call u tribalist by now...baba I saw things from Gwags to Akure. I had to adapt to a new way of living. Right now ehn I can now say I'm a total Nigerian. Hot and cold, christian & Muslim. Werey and calm

emmanuelbrown26:

Ur late dad will be so disappointed in a raising a male child, at d end d male child decided to be an idiot and stupid towards d creature that d creator regretted creating.
D way u even painted her shows that u still hv dis stupid feelings towards her, and d way u came to seek an advice equally shows how stupid and simp u are
For d girl to hv d guts to bill u 50k at dis point in time that u lost ur dad shows how soft u are, if not that u are too sissy, she won't hv d guts to ask u for 50k for Xmas, imagine d audacity and boldness to Bill somebody that's mourning his late dad and it equally shows that she has being billing u more than this. D 59k is bcs u are mourning.
What do u guys stand to gain from all these daughters of eve self?
Is it sex? Rotten and smelly pussy
It is connection? Rather they will drain u
Can somebody tell me what d regretted creatures has to offer aside sex?

Baba I still dey find wetin I don gain apart from small small advice wey at last dey come with billing

I love your marketing strategy though...I fell flat for it though... They are nice. A guy appreciates any gift. But for a perfume,,,it shouldn't be harsh Like BRUTT wen my papa send gimme from UK. I choke untop that thing I later troway am.

I commend the African Teams. Morocco vs Spain = away and goal goal. Spain wins and a goal for both teams

Ay04z:
Pos use to be very profitable in my area... But not anymore again...... Is in everywhere in my community now..... Don't know abt ur area anyway... It has really reduce sales..... Like 2 years back. I make nothing less dan 6k to 12k daily.. But now hardly 1k.... Thank God for other ideas.... Wey dey. Fetch reasonable money...

You're right, my neighbor does it full time, infact he was the go to guy for any transaction until the area got flooded with point of sale shops. Worse still they reduced their profit margin...oga began to crash and get slim.

Islandlady:
Without long story, in what way can I tell my newly moved in couple neighbours who occupies the top apartment that they should reduce their moaning when having sex at night!

It's very awkward and annoying...

Matured Nairalanders I just need your advice on how to tell them politely without sounding rude or making them feel embarrassed. Thanks!

Without a long story I like the way you hustle islandgirl
Without a long story get a music box, tune it up anytime they start. For the record u can leave it like that.. don't let them know shit

Cypress042:
I bought some yesterday for seven hundred naira

After using all to prepare my okra soup i couldn't find any tiny fish in the pot, everything dissolved. Only God knows how i skillfully managed the bony soup

Them dey call these type Brokemarriage�

Sportybet combo: Home or under 2.5

doggedfighter:
Seeing her pregnant state and sacrifice pots , she didn't do this because of pleasure.

She may have done this because of brainwashing.

Most Pregnant women tend to be fearful and will do anything in promise of safe delivery.



The husband should forgive her.


As she would have forgiven if she had caught the husband.


Women have forgiven worse.

Woooooooooow�