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Bonds 5 to 10years with 14+% returns on maturity, that's if u can wait for money to work money and maybe you've got a business aside to support you till then.Or fixed deposit (I prefer CBN treasury Bills instead 11% risk free, tax free) for 30days 70days 180days 365days with 5-7% tax inclusive, Risk of bank winding up, unwanted roll over et al..
For how to retrieve money from Major companies..oga lanre u gast teach us da one cus me na pure History student..I want to learn

Bayelsa I hail o... after 2 times a month verification plus shortage in salaries and pensions,,, see Debt long like Multiplication Table...

a man is thinking of becoming Dangote and another is here pushing him bad advice on how to just go an marry...somehow o

[quote author=Donmedra post=78256229]Those idiots always comparing emir of Kano to great oba, see una live?

Our kingship has span over a millennium and no Man or government can stop it[/quote
Take it easy..i schooled in your state...Don't forget your Oba is a ceremonial head and a public servant, answerable to the Federal and state Government. they are there to link the people and ensure peace.

azraeljaheel:
Whosoever invented love is the greatest manipulator of all time.......

I've been looking for this word ever since..you've just made my day.

MrSensor:
who is Syphilis?

chai! This one weak me

wristbangle:
It pierce my heart when I read uninspiring news in this country. Sometimes I ask God why did he make me a Nigerian.

[color=#990000][/color]. I'm still going to ask him on judgement day.I've made up my mind

[color=#000099][/color]Op you are not good in relationships I see. All of sudden you lost love for her cus YOUR EYES JUST GOT OPENED TO SEEING HER AGE.secondly you keep talking about who did this to her, who disvirgined her, who she ate first etc ..damn bruh I thought true love overlooks shit... Lastly she made you to go see her parents for approval even when twas obvious you haven't dated enough to be mature(she read you dude).Dude I'm 5years younger than you but could read BTW d lines.. Now do this for US try to revive the love, take her out, tell her you love her and ask her if she does, try to have sex so as to bond even better...don't thank me

sleemfesh:
Which kain yeye observation be that? The tarpaulin has explicit inscriptions on it that is not police. I just tire for some observations.

. Yes sir but it was escorted by the police isnt it?...

There was this movie where he was a warlord in LIBERIA OR SIERRA LEONE, he killed the parents(missionaries) of a girl who came from Nigeria. He later became a born again pastor and came to minister in Nigeria in d sane church d girl and her late parents attended. She noticed him and all hell was let loose..please help with d title

I overheard my aunt talk about Bakassi in 2002-2003 while I was in port Harcourt. I'm just getting to know their origin now.

Humility. A thing I learnt from 2baba.

Nigerian's can like big things. A Simple 'hungry looking' man with conscience wants to govern and they are making noise... You want the chubby neat Alhajis that will sit on our money fah..issokay

Lajet:
Useless ultimatum why are they giving 21 days ultimatum why not start their madness immediately. We are aware that Ijaw land starts and ends in Bayelsa any attempt by miscreants to disrupt the peace in Edo state they will be deal with. Niger Delta can longer tolerate ijaw madness again.

Warrior please look well before you type.1) from the post it seems the few ijaw local governments in edo have access to oil and oil companies and are still marginalised by the majority benin govt, 2)the council of elders meeting by all stakeholders in the state was not greeted by edo ijaw representatives. 3) the oba is for benin and onojies for other communities all not recognised by our constitution, 5) the governor Obaseki is the executive head of edo state and should not side the oba without lookibg into the matter..i heard they sent police to raid the community as well, 6) I SMELL OPRESSION

martineverest:
My brothers from Uromi, ekpoma, Benin, etc are still packing their bags, about to travel this morning

Bros your head dey dere.ithink mrs Dabiri needs to work closely with the beninians(edo) to halt this emmigration,as edo's seem to be at the fore front of it all. Ive heard of edo tipper drivers from nigeria to libya, edo libya accomodation experts, etc.

raker300:
The death of gadaffi was a huge loss to africa.

The western world always dispose African leaders with visions

The same way they deposed GEJ and installed a ragamoffin called Buhari...now look at nigeria

They did same in egypt..now look at egypt.

My dear it was after Muamar Ghaddafi's issue that i knew he was a saint until condemned by U.S. that man even suggested a type of governance for Nigeria due to our North south/religion issues.

Chicagoesontop:
I Pray say Darlington my guy go dey there, Darlington wey leave 9ija since 2005 enter Libya nobody has heard from him or know his where about till now.

May he(Darlington) be the first to come down from that plane ... AMEN !!

Since 2005? Oga dat guy don reach europe since. A friend took Less than a week to get there .

Goodmorning sir/ma. Please how can a student in the above mentioned field of study make himself MARKETABLE, what skills/ work experience(s) are required in todays Nigeria labour Market. Thanks for helping out

MarilynNash:
Who's the idiot that wrote this piece of crap. Having sex or raping a minor?
And those making jokes about this, those insulting the victim are actually closet pedophiles who molest kids daily cause I don't see how this is funny or how she is to blame.
Keep justifying your perversion with jokes and verbally assaulting the victim.

Its a pity the type of humans we have on this site..Joblessness,frustrations, hopelessness,profanity toppled with a bad society has really turned our men into something else

BeeBeeOoh:




11years old girl gulping 54years old deek with courage






Angel Michael abeg where your trumpet dey

Oga i wonder how old you are,,but i feel youre greatly disturbed! An innocent 11year old was molested, and all you have to type was the bullshit above. Youre highly disturbed

Tajbol4splend:
They tried but wait, ain't that noodles?

oga calm down what has u and ur papa given out to the needy[color=#990000][/color]

SirJeffry:
Whenever your girlfriend says "this man is disturbing me" and your pocket isn't so good as it should, have it mind that her pant is already half way down for the intruder.

Seek ye first money and class bro, ladies will follow.

make God bless u wit more wise words.ure wise

pocohantas:
Yes... so far he is tested/trusted and my actions are reciprocated. I won't like to empty my account to buy it, it has to be something I can comfortably afford. I am an unrepentant lover girl and generous too, but if I catch him on top another woman...

His ancestors will receive him that day.

So, babey which do you want, Lamborghini or Benz?

Babe I would rather like us to combine resources and set up businesses.. trust me 'Raris and lambos gonna be surplus

Jakumo:
Haba, Oga OP, are you suggesting that there may be some fish odor associated with the illustrations you have kindly provided here ?

Inquiring minds want to know.

On a serious note, one should now be concerned about the possibility that some of the single horn-dogs frequenting this discussion forum may derive inspiration from the above series of photographs, and wind up buying fish for the specific purpose of slicing them exactly as shown, and then attempting to attain Nirvana in the privacy of their home, as a desperate alternative to locating a willing girlfriend with whom to share carnal knowledge.

If this doomsday scenario plays out as I suspect it may, the OP may be held liable for any and all injuries sustained to throbbing members so deployed, that get lacerated by fish bones which may not have been properly removed before the self-gratification exercise commenced. I would advise that the OP tenure a legal team specifically to counter any such litigation that may ensue in the coming days and weeks.

a beg make una pour this boy cold water him head dey common smoke

Jakumo:
Haba, Oga OP, are you suggesting that there may be some fish odor associated with the illustrations you have kindly provided here ?

Inquiring minds want to know.

On a serious note, one should now be concerned about the possibility that some of the single horn-dogs frequenting this discussion forum may derive inspiration from the above series of photographs, and wind up buying fish for the specific purpose of slicing them exactly as shown, and then attempting to attain Nirvana in the privacy of their home, as a desperate alternative to locating a willing girlfriend with whom to share carnal knowledge.

If this doomsday scenario plays out as I suspect it may, the OP may be held liable for any and all injuries sustained to throbbing members so deployed, that get lacerated by fish bones which may not have been properly removed before the self-gratification exercise commenced. I would advise that the OP tenure a legal team specifically to counter any such litigation that may ensue in the coming days and weeks.

a beg make una pour this boy cold water him head dey common smoke

Jakumo:
Haba, Oga OP, are you suggesting that there may be some fish odor associated with the illustrations you have kindly provided here ?

Inquiring minds want to know.

On a serious note, one should now be concerned about the possibility that some of the single horn-dogs frequenting this discussion forum may derive inspiration from the above series of photographs, and wind up buying fish for the specific purpose of slicing them exactly as shown, and then attempting to attain Nirvana in the privacy of their home, as a desperate alternative to locating a willing girlfriend with whom to share carnal knowledge.

If this doomsday scenario plays out as I suspect it may, the OP may be held liable for any and all injuries sustained to throbbing members so deployed, that get lacerated by fish bones which may not have been properly removed before the self-gratification exercise commenced. I would advise that the OP tenure a legal team specifically to counter any such litigation that may ensue in the coming days and weeks.

a beg make una pour this boy cold water him head dey common smoke

I'm from Akassa in Brass l.g.a, represented by Senator Ben Bruce.we are just by the shores of the Atlantic Ocean you'll be surprised the creatures that berth in Akassa. we eat sharks contrary to ors views...It is not our god but it's sometimes forbidden because of what a shark can eat as well (humans).

Bros dey yarn like real Portharcourt man.emm I understand that you are somewhat scared to loose her to fastest finger.You can go ahead but I hope she's got a little work or a store she's managing.at my age I have seen 9million disappear in days.manage well and focus. Wish u a happy married life in advance

'so what's in your pocketsis' The Hobbit

Mr o.p please get a job that can keep you busy and your mind occupied (2) Get a girlfriend already (3) Go to church and join a working unit like Ushering DEPT..BY the time u get too busy, the devil won't find a way to ur mental faculty[/color]Mr o.p please get a job that can keep you busy and your mind occupied (2) Get a girlfriend already (3) Go to church and join a working unit like Ushering DEPT..BY the time u get too busy, the devil won't find a way to ur mental faculty

it's a pity that some persons still deem it fit to play with words like Patrick obahiagbon whilst trying to convey an important message to THE NATION! its a pity

what is this na! what type of thing is this.Does this poster actually know what is going on in Bayelsa at all and how its people have lost hope and even died upon debt and starvation.

Before I enrolled into this institution as a student, it was on this same nairaland I got info's about the school.We were all taken aback by fmr gov.Adams Oshiomole's 200% percent increment of fees for our juniors ..I'm now in 300L tho exempted from that fee, we all thought maybe things will differ now BUT for Wia the new intakes were also served with this same amount.100 & 200 level went to protest peacefully and possibly with faith meander their fate and then the military came in and began to show their prowess on helpless students...This is infradig and a total show of shame.