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dabrake: Whenever my mum's left hand scratches her, it means she would spend unexpected money. If it's her right hand, it means she will get unexpected money. Works 150% sure for her

You mean whenever it ''itches'' her? I've heard that one too before

slimyem: when i was young my age-mates and i were just developing boobies,we heard stories that if we wanted 'em boobies to be bigger,we should find a certain species of beetle and rub it on the neeples.
Dunno if it ever worked for anyone though!

I know this one.That insect is not a beetle,it is called ant-tapper(kuluso).They live in conical(cone shaped) holes formed in dusty or fine sandy grounds which are meant to trap ants

Wow! This is what I was discussing just b4 I logged in. The answer is simple- He must be a martyr. i.e he must be ready to lay down his life shortly after leaving d presidency sit.This is because; to be ''the man'' he will surely be at loggerheads with d big names in d game(yes! They've turned it into a game) and they will come after his life as soon as he leaves office,considering he'll not be secured as when in office.That's just it.

Who remembers this? ''It's don jazzy again!!!'' (mimicking beat) gannn,gannn,gannn,gannn- gan gan gan gan gan!!!

Kuku ku,kuku ku,kuku ku ku ku

Gannn,gannn,gannn,gannn,gan gan gan gan gan!!!

Dat intro beat alone sef na die. U go don already stand attention for wat's comin afta.The guy jst too gbaski.IDJA all d way mahhnn!

George_D: beats me though. who would order a 'divorce cake' in his right mind?

Maybe 9ice and Toni Payne could av ordered for d ones wielding guns,since they claimed to have parted amicably. Lol

Cadaver: And how did this make it to the frontpage abeg? Smh for these mods.

Why is dis cadaver guy dis daft? If issues like dis can't make it to d front page,which other matters should? At least dis exposes d state of facilities in our tertiary institutions and how negligent our government is about them-despite charging huge fees.

jayriginal: You know, I wrote paragraphs after your previous post, buttressing you. However at the last minute, I wiped it all off.
I dont want to give Ola a soft landing. Either he proves the impossible or he watches his mouth next time around.


god never changes is a mantra.
However god was sufficiently scared of its creation to destroy the tower of Babel.
Today god has recovered from its inferiority complex to endure missions to mars, the moon et al.
it is so cool with it, it even lets us build space stations.
Too bad it doesnt exist 

Verrrrryyyyyy hilarioussss. I wan die wit LWKMD,oh wetin I dey write sef? Lol

Won ku,won gbe,won daran.Orin lo dun toyi.It's sweeter than Oyin.O n gbona ko si story.True talk!

Won ku,won gbe,won daran.Orin lo dun toyi.It's sweeter than Oyin.O n gbona ko si story

lwkmd

As 4 me,I think we human beings are d ones complicatin d concept by ourselves.Lookin at all religion in d world,only 1 fact stands:all believers,irrespective of their faith;are just trying to connect wit d ultimate,almighty and infinite being dat knows wat is beyond wat our finite mind could ever grasp.
Having said dat,many religious icons/prophets av sprung up over d ages preaching their beliefs 4rm their own perspectives which of course cannot be devoid of their personal morals,principle and characters.They engaged in massive crusades to gain more followers.D followers,in turn were/are banned to adopt d icons' principles and way of life as their own standard of living righteously.This does not leave out d influence of d geographical/cultural(culture/language) practices of d various religions' origin.
You can think more on this basic fundamental fact in d quiet of your room.All it boils down to at d long run is us(humankind) trying to relate with d supreme being.D altimate mind/spirit behind d marvelous world we're in.What d world's problem really is,is different world religions(especially d 2 prominent ones:due to their widespread and popularity) trying to claim to be d ''real'' religion.
Isn't it funny we(mankind) are fighting each other on behalf of God wen he would av preffered us to live 2geda in LOVE? We are only letting factors such as:language,culture,followership over-cloud our reasoning.I BELIEVE IN GOD,GOD IS ONE,AND WHAT HE ABIDES IN IS' LOVE'.If only genuine love could exist on earth,ALL would av been well.
There is my own take on religion.What is yours?

Goshhh! Sorry,did I touch ur balls? U know,it could av been cool if u try not to look at d topic from ur religiously bigotic mind.As 4 me,religion isn't smthn we should fight 1 anoda for.I respect d almighty being which we all,irrespective of our religion refer 2 as ''God''.But den,most times pple stay loyal 2 a religion because they were born into it en bred wit it's guidance.It's only a few no. Of pple dat join a certain religion at their own descretion.It all boils down 2 moral grooming.It's y at times I laugh at pple who think they can fight for or defend God.
Now back to ur arrogant post above,it only shows u are bitter within.Whateva it is dat went wrong wit u(maybe u got dumped by ur val),pls don't come here venting ur anger on pple.D topic was fundamentally rational to ask,considerin d fact dat d whole idea of vals celebration has christian historical roots.If u had taken ur time 2 think objectively en rationally(leavin aside religious sentiments),ur position could av been like: maybe it's because Val celebrates love,especially d romantic sense of it.En dat wheneva true love is at play(either platonic or romantic),every other thing don't seem to matter anymore;religion included.Now,if I were 2 be d 1 contributing 2 dis topic(had it been posted by sm1 else)dis would av been a fair enuff opinion.
Next time,be more objectively rational,rather dan coming here 2 display ur arrogance.I see u are an Ikechukwu wannabe,considering ur username(Killz) maybe dat's d reason 4 ur aggressiveness.U want beef,I'm nt 1 to take on.Cos like ur username,I jst might remove d 'z' en put 'ed'; ''dat's wat I could get u''. Cos I'm on sm Cyber Murder sh.it.Bt taking u are jst an enbittered boy,I'll 4give ur sin. Happy val.Ciao

Looking into the history behind the Valetine celebration thing,one can trace it to a christian background considering the originator; St. Valentine. But nowadays,it seems dat does not matter anymore.People dat are of other faiths besides christianity are even oblivious of that fact,it seems to have become a general celebration.What's ur take on this?

@prodam,yeah!marriage worries tend to be more of ladies' problem than mens'.I definately am going to marry,but I wish dat could be wen my age is somewhere btwn 32-34.So I can av a lot more time to achieve sm set goals.I mean there's nothing bad in ur kid being like-20yrs while u as a man has jst turned about-55yrs.At least,at 20yrs of one's 1st born,he/she should be nearly through wit 1st degree in tertiary education.Bt as I'm wit a gilrl I love,anytime she asks 4 marriage en I'm financially cool to deal wit it,I can't bt go 4 it.

>I'd start wit dis track wit dis joint where ill will featured 11 rappers(J Berg,mschief,d-black,murder ace,etc.They called themselves d dream team.
>Hard-Phenom
>life through my eyes-Hoodini
>Freestyle-Baseone
>Plenty money-Yung6ix
>Oju kan RMX-Tupengo ft dem guys
>I done did it-Eva
>motide-Loose Kaynon ft Maytronomy
>Punchline-Disguise ft Omo Akin
>Team Delta(Yung Hanz,Yung6,Erigga etc) forgot d title.
I jammed these tracks a lot mehnn,I wud av added Bad boy RMX-Beazy.Let's hope more will come b4 d year ends.

moroh:
^^^^For a terrible breakup.i tell u.

^^Dats on some thug loving/gangstar loving levels o.@ op-for Toni Braxton's breath again(from d classics) and how do you sleep 4rm dis guy I've 4gotten his name.He featured ludacris on d song.

I'm gonna keep it coming from d bottom to top-Mode9 is all tite lyrics en boring same ol flows.He cool though!
Pheroshuz
Gino
Ruggedman
Terry da rapman
Saucekid
Sitting on top is-M.I

I was BORN in d 80's.D last SANE
generation! We experienced drastic technological transformation.We're d last generation
dat were allowed 2 play in d street.We were
d 1st 2 play video games,watch cartoons in TVs wit no color en went 2
amusement parks.
We witnessed d use of vinyl records.We Learned ao 2
program d VCR b4 anyone else.We were d last 2 record(Dub)songs off the radio on cassettes
en we are d pioneers of walkmans.We were d ones dat last danced disco.We ushered in d mass use of personal computers,CDs,e-mail en chatrooms.We read meaningful en entertaining books in elementry schools.
We play
ed with-Atari, ten-ten,boju-boju,
statue,Nintendo(mario,contra,mortal combat etc) en believed dat d Internet
would be a free world.We are d
generation of d Thunder Cats,Simbad,d
Transformers,Scooby doo,voltron,Super
Ted,Willi willi,G.I. JOE,Zebrudaya,checkmate etc.
We wore coca-cola jeans.We traveled in cars without seat belts or air-
bags.Witnessed Beetles,504,Datsuns as fancy cars.Rode our
bicycles down d road without brakes.Lived without cell phones bt old land dial-phones(4 d rich).
We nvr had phones but still kept in touch.
We knew we post-mail was relevant.We did not av Play stations,99
television stations,rather we waited till
4pm for Nta.
Had no flat screens,
surround sound,mp3s,iPods,computers
en d Internet,but nevertheless we
had a GREAT Time listening to Fela,Victor Uwaifo,Oliver de coke,Sunny Ade,Shina peters,Barrister,Majek fashek,Funmi Adams,little tosin Jegede etc.via old-skool media players.
If u were born in dis generation(80s),den u've enjoyed best of bot worlds(old skool/analogue age & new skool/computer age).

Oh boy! Nobody has mentioned Ali the brilliant merchant(of Ali and d angel fame) the guy get scope die.He is one of d leaders of Al Quaeda now.Durungun Ambama(that bad cannibal wey wan kill Gandoki chop) Na Clifford Orji's uncle,Gandoki don finally go back to kill am. Mehnnnn!

I was actually thinking about this sm days ago.I think every country and tribe in d world understands these two words:

Papa/Dada & Mama. Ever thought of dat and why it is so?

Noone mentioned the greatest epic movie of all times-The clash of d titans,it is so old bt still an effinng classic.My choice will be followed by Jason and d argonites-u aven't seen dis too,den u are on a long thing!

This could av been a very nice topic,but the poster is so narrow minded.

I'm definitely buying 4 ma future wife (whoever dat turns out to be).I once saw this style in a mag. so flambouyant,bt d lower part turned out to be detatchable. Wen detatched,d upper looks just so super-smart like ur everyday gown,but exceptionally beautiful en still a bit puffy bt doesn't look much of a wedding gown anymore.
I wish 2 get one like dat,so once every year I'll make my boo will wear it to a commemorative dinner of our wedding anniversary.This is my dream!

NaJa HaJe:
Hahahahahahahaha, Hehehehehehehehe , *let me catch my breath* , ? Hahahahahaha , LWKMD oooooo

This is so original, Neva heard this before

^U don't mean it. In Yoruba,it is called-
Once de'be(i.e once bleeped).So d formula goes-Once de'be=4eva debe. Meaning 1nce u've done a chick PROPERLY once,then u often av d tendency 2 bleep her again in future whenever ur paths cross.

Dis poster is such a braggart,n she does dat irritatingly.Oh my gosh! If I were to be her husband,I'll slap her 10 times over in a day.She'll always be pissing me off. Imagine habouring a 14year old girl en calling her Omo-Odo,dat alone is enough 2 piss me off really bad.Im husband dey try sha!

Tree climbing,
Arin(ayo),
police and thief(plenty kids in my compound back den):using guns built 4rm pawpaw stalk,in which we push in 2 cut-out dunlop slippers dat we force into it wit a stick as d bullet.We push d 1st one 2 d tront tip,den put d other @ d bottom en push it in a bit till preasure starts 2 push d one in front den bullet is corked.Wen u site ur target den u push,den it goes powww!
There was dis other gun we make wit paper and flexible broomsticks plus dat transparent eleganza biro container,which served as d barrell.u put inside it a short broomstick as d bullet den u flick it out wit d flexible 1 which has been bent as d trigger.It was dangerous den,bt we were ignorant.We also used as guns;paper pieces fired by rubber bands and also water guns.
We played house(mummy en daddy)I've been doing kini 4 long O! I even had a groupie wit 2 girls wich were a bit older dan me(lk 4 yrs) they seduced me.I did it wit evry girl in d compound.I was a bad boy.Only God knows where d spirit went wen I grew-up.

little junior had always wondered what was in between his fathers legs, so one day he decided to ask his mum, JUNIOR: mummy what is in between daddys legs pls i really want to know MUM: junior i dont have time for dat, hurry up and go to school. little junior went to school thinking about it all day long, after the bell was rung junior ran all the way home to ask his mother again, when he got home he smiled at what he saw and was very happy for knowing the answer to his question when his mum came back, she noticed her son was exceptionally happy and she decided to interrogate him MOM: junior why are u smiling JUNIOR: mum i av known the answer to my question MOM: really so wat is it??/ JUNIOR: it is a toothbrush MOM: #laughs# toothbrush, veery funny JUNIOR: it is not funny mom dats the truth, when i came back 4rm sch today i saw our maid kneeling down in front of daddy and she was brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and there was toothpaste in her mouth.
MOM fainted!