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Romance / Re: Dating When Still Living With Your Parents? by Dandy1(m): 2:47pm On Jun 03, 2012
abdulkayus: Chaiiiii, LOL @ all comments
for me hmmm, despite i being a graduate and currently serving in Anambra state, i hav never bring any gal to our house, although i hav never had any GF despite my age. Funny enuf wen i grad and our grad party is abt on and i told my mum dat i hav no partner to take to d party, she was suprise, bt my male frnds are always welcome all d tym, no qualm for dat. Bt as i am finishin my NYSC nw, i hav been targetin of takin 1 gal lyk dat to our house, and dey shld nt try to stop me ooooooo, hmmmm cos boiz don come of age nw

Choi! See as Engirish sweet for my graduate padi writing.

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Phones / Re: Is The Sony "SmartWatch" A Smart Buy? by Dandy1(m): 7:28am On Jun 02, 2012
PhysicsQED: Watches will be totally obsolete within the next 15 years.

That will never happen.Pple will alws put on wristwathes as a fashion statement,en not really 4 time update purpose or something

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Romance / Re: Yes! Faithful Men Exist. by Dandy1(m): 10:25pm On May 31, 2012
bennyraz: Guy.. I feel u jare. But Na condition make crayfish bend o.. Ur dad knows what he's saying. Women can never be trusted. They would bite u when u least expected.. Jst saying.

My crayfish no bend oo.Bend as how? Say I be poor guy,abi say maybe I no get good looks?Maybe I jst happened 2 see a girl dat suits me earlier,en I stuck wit her rather dan testing other waters.As 4 d ''girls are bad'' part,it will be her loss,not mine.D only girl wey fit leave me wey go make me so depressed is ''music''(if it were to incarnate into woman).Can't imagine a world without her(music) LOL
Romance / Re: Yes! Faithful Men Exist. by Dandy1(m): 10:25pm On May 31, 2012
bennyraz: Guy.. I feel u jare. But Na condition make crayfish bend o.. Ur dad knows what he's saying. Women can never be trusted. They would bite u when u least expected.. Jst saying.

My crayfish no bend oo.Bend as how? Say I be poor guy,abi say maybe I no get good looks?Maybe I jst happened 2 see a girl dat suits me earlier,en I stuck wit her rather dan testing other waters.As 4 d ''girls are bad part'',it will be her loss,not mine.D only girl wey fit leave me wey go make me so depressed is ''music''(if it were to incarnate into woman).Can't imagine a world without her(music) LOL
Romance / Re: Yes! Faithful Men Exist. by Dandy1(m): 10:16pm On May 31, 2012
Mynd_44: I think you have some good principles there but lets just hope your partner sees it that way
Thanks man.I think she knows,though I neva said it out to her.U know wat they say about keeping girls on their feet.If they get too confident,they tend to misbehave.U should try d principle out,it really helps 1 to stay focused.
Romance / Re: Yes! Faithful Men Exist. by Dandy1(m): 12:12pm On May 31, 2012
Idowuogbo: Rare U are poster!

U are gbaskimacious jare! Ur gal betta behave herself or else! If I trace u penre! U go forget 6yrs in 6 seconds.

Yes! Na Badosky talk it! cool

Tah! Forget it,I've encountered a lotta crushes en overcame dem all.Most especially during skool days en my service year.1 of dem girls tot I was weird too .I know it's not easy though,but I think ''being me'' makes it so simple.
I tell any girl I'm close 2 I av a girl 4rm onset,even @ dat sm still wan do. As soon as I notice d crush,I keep my distance.Simple.I jst don't like d idea of a girl I don't really love clinging 2 me 24/7.Anoda tin I cant wrap my head around is: do these playboys kiss every girl dat comes their way? Ecxhanging saliva wit 2 or more girls feels odd.Nah mehn!
Romance / Re: Yes! Faithful Men Exist. by Dandy1(m): 7:37am On May 31, 2012
Mynd_44: Good for you dude. Your babe is really lucky

U mean u think I'm amazing? Dat's how I feel at times.At times I wonder if there has ever been a man who dated jst 1 girl all his lifetime till death.If there were to be a guiness world record for it,I think I might really be able to set dat record smday.But then;I'm afraid I'm a human.I might err along d way.But for now,I'm still formidable.Though guys around me think I dey gawk parol.LOL
Romance / Yes! Faithful Men Exist. by Dandy1(m): 5:11am On May 31, 2012
Saw dis on d other topic on d frontpage:

[quote authThere ar no faithful guys out there except 4 d few 'spirikoko' guys. The rest ar a bunch of unfaithfuls. cry[/quote]

Cut dat crap men! It all depends on one's disposition.Using myself as a case study:May 13 dis yr makes it 6yrs I av been wit my girl,en we're happy 2geda(her thought actually,of which I also agree).I av never cheated on her jst 4 a moment admist all affections 4rm ladies(don't ask if I can say same about her too,cos I hardly bother myself about such issues).
U should also 4get about d spirikoko part.I be watz-up guy men!(a fly 1 @ dat),if u know wat I mean.I get ''green lights'' of all sorts 4rm ladies.I get dis often,en even presently.I av even been orally wooed by 2 girls during d period(D ones I admire at that).
At times I even think 2 myself I av been living a less adventurous life(say I dey dull).Even my dad once said:''I wonder how u stick wit jst 1 girl,u are nt lk me.Bak in d days,girls used 2 fight it out in our house.U should get numerous girls en ''screen'' dem 4 marriage at d end''.LOL.I simply say,I jst didn't pick dat trait frm u.
Though d urge may come @ times,bt anytime d tot crosses my mind,I find out I simply can't handle it.I luv my life simple,en not complicated.I jst cant seem 2 picture myself tellin unnecessary lies en doin other stuffs jst 2 cover my tracks plus to''play'' well enuff.Besides,I luv my 'lone time' wheneva I can av it.So I wouldn't av it ruined by another girl or several others grappling 4 my attention by putting me in a 'tight angle'.
Yes! At times I wish I could be dat bad-boy dat cathes a lot of fun fvcking around or dat effs other pples g-friends jst 2 score sm playa points.Bt hey,I jst am not built dat way,so I can't pull it off.Tnx 2 my babe too who has made it easy by bein a wonderful girl(though we all av flaws).I even av a frnd dat has never had canal knowledge of any girl despite being a little past his mid 20s(A good looking guy 4rm a fairly rich family @ dat).Though he has a girl he's been datin for 4yrs plus now,he confided in me they neva had s**,they leave it @ kissin en smoochin.En I believe him.(says girl is a V-girl as well)They,re planning 2 marry soon enuf.
D essence of my whole writing is dat there are really sm faithful guys out there.It all depends on their various unique characters,en @ times which kind of girl they're in a relatnshp wit(dis helps a lot too).In relationship rules,as against science- like terms tend 2 attract often times dan otherwise.It is a give en take situation.Good character also works magic on d side of d girls too,which unfortunately most modern girls seem 2 lack.So change ur mindset ladies,faithful guys exist!.Even over-faithful ones dey sef.LOL. Jst that ladies often take them for granted(play dem 4 a fool).Thus they lose them,leaving d guy's mindset corrupted in terms of how girls should be treated.Share ur experiences of faithful guys u know,or once knew(b4 dey got corrupted).Peace out!

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Music/Radio / Re: Rayce – Figure 8 by Dandy1(m): 1:30pm On May 24, 2012
Oh boy,I'm not impressed at all.The guy just got lucky to have had a nice tune in the track ''Roll''s beat.The beat did 80percent of d tune on dat song. Good luck to him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Dandy1(m): 10:34pm On May 19, 2012
antitpiah: The African boy wins it

That blue cow go sweet for asun tonight!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Dandy1(m): 8:48pm On May 19, 2012
[quote author=rockafela][/quote]
Lol,maybe he neant 1st half of d extra time
Culture / Re: Jamb Question - What Is "Eku Ijoko" In English ? (winner Gets Recharge Card) by Dandy1(m): 6:16pm On May 19, 2012
logica: It does have a literal English translation - "greetings" or "compliments".

So "E ku ijoko" literally translates to "greetings as you are seated".

@logica,thanks man for writing d right word. As for all of u using ''sit'' as a passive verb e.g. Hope u are well ''sitted''? There's nothing like ''sitted'' in english language,we only have ''seated''. @poster,u are very funny.U already knew there can't be a perfect way of translating directly.It is fun though.Lol
Music/Radio / Re: closed tread by Dandy1(m): 3:45pm On May 19, 2012
uihebom: Not just ok my ass. Who know dem sef?dude if u want to promote your music try tagging your songs with bigger stars music on youtube.that's how I did mine.I saw j martins saying on twitter dat he is going to release his single dat nite on youtube. As an igbo boy I didn't waste time.I waited till around 10PM wen he finally posted it.(fine fine love)I quickly post my own too by tagging his music to mine,so dat when people are listening to his own mine will come up next.I also added my number just incase.but behold who later called me?J MARTINS. He said why did I use his beat to compose a song?that he like the song sha,but I should keep it up.I later called him to ask if he can produce a track for me, he said he is sorry he can't do dat.dat he is under a 4 years contract.so he is not suppose to do track for people.from there we became pals.I composed a song and told him am giving it to him for free ,he listen to it and said its tight but will do some finishing touches to it.u see the power of youtube ,twitter and Facebook. So who be not just ok my Dick? To tell me I no fit blow. Besides if I want download free naija mp3 i do it on mp3skull.com they are the best. Guy I wish u the best abeg use your head o.

Guy,can we be friends on twitter? If yes,ff me @DandyRule .I'll ff u bak. Plus I don't mind listening to any of ur materials.U fit post a link here?
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Signs Davido To His New Record Label by Dandy1(m): 3:19pm On May 19, 2012
bashr8: interesting never knew dat , why is he signing yoruba artist up and down , these people are very ungrateful, you will never see yoruba producer sign a non yoruba , they only sign themselves and then come out later to insult others smh

May be because he knows they know how to do it better than d rest.
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Signs Davido To His New Record Label by Dandy1(m): 3:12pm On May 19, 2012
Even don J himself knows which pple rock Afro-hiphop d most.But sha; ONE NIGERIA!!!
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Signs Davido To His New Record Label by Dandy1(m): 2:47pm On May 19, 2012
bittyend:

Chief tribalist!! "Who's King Sunny Ade, and Femi Kuti?" They're the only two Nigerians who almost won a grammy.. They were nominated, show me an ibotic musician based in Nigeria ever nominated for an international award??

You guys need to stick to forest wrestling, and tying wrapper; with your funny arse head warmer. grin grin grin



Guy,you are wicked ooo.I don laugh die[b]
bittyend:

Chief tribalist!! "Who's King Sunny Ade, and Femi Kuti?" They're the only two Nigerians who almost won a grammy.. They were nominated, show me an ibotic musician based in Nigeria ever nominated for an international award??

You guys need to stick to forest wrestling, and tying wrapper; with your funny arse head warmer. grin grin grin



Guy,you are wicked ooo.I don laugh die[/b]
bittyend:

Chief tribalist!! "Who's King Sunny Ade, and Femi Kuti?" They're the only two Nigerians who almost won a grammy.. They were nominated, show me an ibotic musician based in Nigeria ever nominated for an international award??

You guys need to stick to forest wrestling, and tying wrapper; with your funny arse head warmer. grin grin grin



Guy,you are wicked ooo.I don laugh die
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Signs Davido To His New Record Label by Dandy1(m): 2:27pm On May 19, 2012
bittyend:

Shirley Bassey's dad is Efik, you retard...

You named average newbies, and Patti Boulaye who's not on Sade Adu's level.. She was also born in Ibadan....

For every Tinie Tempah - I'll give you Dizzy Rascal and Skepta. I rate Nneka, but she's not on Asa's level, or the Afro-German girl(I can't remember her name) whose pops is yoruba..

I'll give you Chamillionaire for Chiddy b.ang lol. Even my boy Phil Ade is better than Chiddy Bang lol.

As for Lemar, Dele will outdo him soon.


[size=14pt]Enjoy PHIL ADE - always there[/size]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hd3li3wsxA

D girl whose's name u forgot is 'Ayo'
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Signs Davido To His New Record Label by Dandy1(m): 2:23pm On May 19, 2012
betrani: fifty neva signed yeyo or lloyd banks, these guys together formed the G-unit! Nor talk wetin u nor sabi! Will u nw say MI signed Jessy Jags and Ice prince?

Dis dude be so LOKO en he still be acting like he really knows.Like pple used to say;don't ever come on a forurm yapping about wat u don't really know,thereby displaying ur ignorance 4 d whole world 2 see. 50 acctually signed Loyd Banks(hunger for more) en Young Buck(straight outta cashville),both of dem released an album each under his label.He also co-signed Game on his 1st lp b4 d fallout
Music/Radio / Re: D’banj Signs Davido To His New Record Label by Dandy1(m): 2:19pm On May 19, 2012
betrani: fifty neva signed yeyo or lloyd banks, these guys together formed the G-unit! Nor talk wetin u nor sabi! Will u nw say MI signed Jessy Jags and Ice prince?

Dis dude be so LOKO en he still be acting like he really knows.Like pple used to say;don't ever come on a forurm yapping about wat u don't really know thereby displaying ur ignorance 4 d whole world 2 see. 50 acctually signed Loyd Banks en Young Buck,both of dem released an album each under his label.He also co-signed Game on his 1st lp b4 d fallout
Politics / Re: GEJ Cuts Feeding Cost By ₦90M & Drops Plan To Buy ₦280M Exotic Cars by Dandy1(m): 4:22pm On May 18, 2012
Okija Priest:

Rueben Abati said to tell you; FHUCK YOU RIGHT BACK!!
angry

What is funny!!! angry
Romance / Re: Testing Your Partner's Fidelity With Your Friend. by Dandy1(m): 5:07pm On Apr 04, 2012
Excelboi: So lady dey rape lady? Oboi

Damn! Wat's it with using violation and molestation as verbs on Nairaland. You see sentenses like: ''a 27yrs old guy violation(ed) a 17yrs girl'' It is pathetic.SMH or does it have to do with the crazy censoring?
Romance / Re: Testing Your Partner's Fidelity With Your Friend. by Dandy1(m): 5:06pm On Apr 04, 2012
Excelboi: So lady dey rape lady? Oboi

Damn! Wat's it with using violation and molestation as verbs on Nairaland. You see sentenses like: ''a 27yrs old guy violation(ed) a 17yrs girl'' It is pathetic.SMH or does it have to do with the crazy censoring
Romance / Re: All Relationships Have Secrets? by Dandy1(m): 9:17am On Apr 04, 2012
db10dtruth: Sure, there has to be no matter how small.

Sincerely,I've been wit my girl 4 over 5years now.I swear I don't have any secret to hide 4rm her.I don't do shady,at least for now.But as for girls,there is alws a secrete
Music/Radio / Re: Your Top Nigerian Female Singers? by Dandy1(m): 8:52am On Apr 04, 2012
dabrake: Eedris Abdulkareem, Fela, Styl-Plus, . . .

Quit smoking,else u might av 2 visit a rehab house
Music/Radio / Re: Your Top Nigerian Female Singers? by Dandy1(m): 8:48am On Apr 04, 2012
Of course D No. 1- Asa,then Waje,Omawumi,Tiwa,plus I used to have dis thing for upcoming acts so I think Aduke is the future.Check out her made in Lagos
Music/Radio / Re: Your Top Nigerian Female Singers? by Dandy1(m): 8:19am On Apr 04, 2012
Lordsocrates: Asa and Waje all the way. So so so inspired, guys do u kno da new chocolate city chic_her line_ SO IRONIC BUT M.I SHOWED ME D HEIGHT_ dem ladies no dey dul

That's Pryse.Girl's hot,been feeling her since her 1st single- remember d name
Culture / Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Dandy1(m): 3:33pm On Apr 02, 2012
dabrake: Whenever my mum's left hand scratches her, it means she would spend unexpected money. If it's her right hand, it means she will get unexpected money. Works 150% sure for her

You mean whenever it ''itches'' her? I've heard that one too before
Culture / Re: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by Dandy1(m): 3:20pm On Apr 02, 2012
slimyem: when i was young my age-mates and i were just developing boobies,we heard stories that if we wanted 'em boobies to be bigger,we should find a certain species of beetle and rub it on the neeples.
Dunno if it ever worked for anyone though!

I know this one.That insect is not a beetle,it is called ant-tapper(kuluso).They live in conical(cone shaped) holes formed in dusty or fine sandy grounds which are meant to trap ants

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