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I love this song to bits. So emotional and futuristic. Big up to the boss eLDee.

Kizyte: I used to be a Nokia fan, but thank God for saving me from Nokia bondage.

TECNO FOR LIFE!

Most contributors on this thread reek of ignorance. Someone earlier said instead of producing Android based phones,Nokia is producing Asha. FYI, Nokia high end phones now run on the windows phone 8 OS/platform.The Asha line of products are mostly made for the budget restrained/developing economies in Africa.Most of which are ignoramus who know less about phone tech.

topmostg: Cancer of the blood?
This guy don die..

You dey mard?!

''-how far,
-Omoge to rewa.
-mo ti ran'yan si e leni leemewa
-O o wa
-making me chill like fever''

I miss you dawgg. R.I.P yo!

Kizyte: @Exxell & Gombs, thank you for your wonderful comments!
@Mikelreal, Hardbody, & Yuzedo, you guys are nothing but dopey madcaps, so moronic; your comments obviously depict your imbecilic deformity, and am certain, your idiocy is gonna devastate you unless you learn how to make comments.

Bros! With all these your grammar show-off,you still come f.u.ck up with your ''and 'am' certain''. You no dey hear say make u no dey write ''am'' alone without the subject ''I'' abi? If u want abbreviate am,simply write ''I'm''. So you go fit feature for the sentence as d doer. D tin dey highly vexatious from my Naija pple.

vislabraye: Speaking English is entirely different from being smart. Whatever skills/smartness/talent one has, being a good communicator in English would help.
BTW, if you want to be a good writer, English is a must.

You are wrong! D.O Fagunwa never wrote in English.He is one of the best writers that ever lived.

Virgin Finder: It's only a matter of before you fish them out.

Some things can only be learnt in a school.

E.gs
1. No sooner did Afam become a mod than he registered 'Oily Yoruba' as his Yoruba bashing moniker.

2. It's high time Afam stopped downgrading d'Banj's very obvious international success out of bad blood.

Other examples abound.

Only educated people - people who passed through school and had it pass through them - can speak fluent, correct English to a reasonable, generally acceptable extent.

This is just about the same point I was about to make.People are getting things mixed up here.There's a difference between merely speaking wuruwuru English just for communication purpose,having a good diction,and finally;really understanding English ''grammar''. The grammatical aspect can really determine how intelligent one is.Yes! I just said that.English grammar is a really complex body of knowledge: Spellings(vocabularies),tenses,pluralisation,punctuations,parts of speeches and derivatives, e.t.c. It takes a really bright mind to truly know all these.Even most of these sad people forming 'Ajebo' all over the place,thinking they've been speaking English from birth don't have the grammatical knowledge.I encounter them often.They may sound good with the diction,but they are often totally lacking in grammar. Like @Virgin Finder stated above.There's a difference between the expressions- ''he wanted to finish all the food,so I made sure I 'remained' some for you'' and ''he was bent on eating the food all up,I had to put some aside for you''. Hope y'all get the drill.

Syko. I respekt ur hustle mhan. Dat u're one of d best around here is just an understatement.Ur track with Baseone(Werey) was mad.I feel am die. U gonn get bigger!

Azubreezy: It angers me, the way white people think they have a scientific explanation to everything that happens. Dear friends, sleep paralysis is a white man's way of saying 'pressing'. I experience it most times and I have a viable remedy for it. It works for me. You are not obliged to believe this but if you find yourself in this situation, b4 u go to bed, put a broom across the entrance of your apartment and another one at the entrance of your room. Also put a bible and a knife or any of both under your pillow. If you are alone in d room, you can sleep naked if you wish or if u are comfy doing so. They won't press you no more. Trust me, it works. It's been working for me since I was 8.

Your way of reasoning amazes me.You are so far gone beyond remedy. Without western enlightenment,this would av been how most Africans would still be reasoning.Imagine if the whole world still think like this? We would still be in d stone age.SMH for we Africans and our level of ignorance.

TemiSmith: Limozene

Legit1: This reminds me of a line in a song where a girl asked for champaign, and the guy told her to spell it first.

Bros,u sef don eff up. Na champagne,no be champaign.So,no difference btwn two of una

This guy's case is a big case.

Daraplato: I know the reason why. Since last year december, some guys have cracked a code to get unlimited MB on Airtel which would work on any mobile platform i.e Android, java and blackberry. Some succubus even buy new airtel sims to use this code. It's not Airtel's fault, it is the amount of people who use their servers. Thanks

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If u need a reason,that is it right there.Some stoopid boys av even been going around displaying/advertising it,selling it for money.Like dat sad nicca dat earlier posted a screenshot of his data balance.Nigerians can't do things codedly.They will run airtel down if they don't do smtn quickly.SMH

Boll2010: U talk abt m.I raps gud wld m.I gv sumtn lyk wat dt dude wrote abt phenom's lyrics earlier

Obviously,u don't listen to M.I's songs.Anyway,I'll give u a few:
''Can't wait to drop single(song) like I'm about to get married''-Ridiculous
''We've got different goals,so we ball different'',I'm still bagging the rings,call me Bilbo(Bilbo Baggins:LOTR)'', ''on d low though,M could really still flow,like I took Adenuga's company cos I still glow(steal GLO).I could go on en on.But b4 u open ur mouth to talk trash about D No.1,take a timeout to listen to his lyrics.@ topic;Vec is Ice's boss.I can't remember a single deep line 4rm Ice till date,his only strong point is he's gat flows.

futureniyi: Good interview, what's DAW pls?

DAW simply means digital audio work-station.These are softwares used in synthesizing musical beats/sounds.i.e beatmaking applications. Examples are Image line's 'fruity loops',Sony's 'acid pro',propeller head's 'reason',cubase,protools, e.t.c. U don't necessarily av to know how to play musical instruments per se b4 u could handle these applications.However,having d basic knowledge of the solfa notes will help make using them easier. Just playing around with it can inspire u to decide if u can be a proffesional or not.If u can do it,u'll know u've gat it in u

Cosmopolice: Wash wash by eldee. Sarz produced the two songs

Wrong sir! This beat was made by ''Legendury beatz'',the same guy that made baddest boy and Reminisce's 'too much' track

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moniker: Good song..our music has really come of age..I couldn't stop listening to a new act called BUNO song "carry my heart" after downloading it on notjustok just two days ago..that kid's the next big thing..

I agree downloading some 9ja songs might turn out to be waste of Mb sha but I do try out a few and atimes I am not disappointed.

Correct! That guy Buno really tried.He is signed to BENTOS records,same label Morell is signed on. @topic. Dope song! Konvict/Starboy entertainment's Wizzy is gonna be d bomb.Pra!

oluwadare26: Can u believe dat i'v made over 400 comments on Nairaland without no likeness! Please just "like" dis my comment.

I'm sorry for your situation.FYI,it is ''liking'' you ought to have written and not likeness.Likeness means resemblance in two things

In my own opinion,the best producer in Naija music industry.What he simply meant was that ''not seeing,or ignoring distractions helps one stay focused''.

Nice chyking.Hilarious situation.I no know wetin to talk now.I dey come,make I go watch match finish

the planmaker: I will smoke nd smoke til i scather ma head am not scared if am dead casket b lyk bed, and if at all say 2moro i go i knw many people when go lyk follow me o...............majek fashek.

Korekt guy! #EriggaNewMoney repping.Chop knuckle jare guy,you jasi wella. But make u no follow wetin dat Warri boy dey talk oo,cos hin be bastarddd.I love him sha.

Okay! Call me a holy monk or whatever,but something I can't remember ever doing in my life is jumping a queue. Whenever I reach anywhere I'm required to wait in line for my turn,I do just that.That's how patient I am,''no worry/hurry for my life''.Even if at the end of d day I still can't get the thing done and would have to come back the next day,it doesn't matter.
At times I used to wish people can just do things rightly maybe the world would be a better place,but it seems many people haven't gotten patience like me.
Now to the main issue.Yes! I could wait in line forever till it's my turn,but one thing I can never tolerate is for a yam-head from nowhere trying to manouvre,squeeze,or plead his way into my front.I CAN'T ever take that.NEVER!.For all I care,you can go meet the guy or people in front of me,if they let you in-your luck.Stupid huhnn? I don't care,but as for staying right in my front? It can never happen. I've experienced this a lot of times in the past.Though I could say of myself I'm a simple fairly nice guy,but I could be so not nice in this particular situation.I see it as blatant cheating,and I hate cheating.I'd rather you kill me than cheat me and get away with it.
The question now is: have you ever found yourself in such situation before? How angry did it get you? Share your experience.Cheers!

Vanneni: No I'm not. I jes like big bom-boms. They gladden my heart jes seeing them.....

I'm suspecting you are a tranny,and u wouldn't mind doing it from behind

masonkz: WTF Even gay guys wouldn't like this on a guy.

I don't think he is actually gay.I think he is a transgender.People with transgender issues are always jealous of opposite sex.They wish they could be,dress and act like them.They might not engage in any actual ''gayish'' act.But their joy will be for the opposite sex to see them as one of them.

I like the settings.Nice one

doctokwus: Something tells me dis pics is fake.For one,its only an anaconda dat has bn known 2grow dis big.No python can grow to this size.Until concrete proof is shown,I fail 2bliv dis.
Takin a closer luk @d 2pics,in d first d head of d boy barely reaches half of d width of d snake,but in d second,its can clearly cover it.Its possible dt s story oits true,but d pics has bn greatly exaggerated for d wow effect

Nothing fake about dis picture here.I think d pix where d snake's head looks smaller was taken while both of them were younger

konn: marriage is what u make out of it the way u make ur bed so you will lie on it cos it takes two to tangle

No be ''tangle'' ooo,na ''tango''(dance). @topic:I dey prepare my mind sha,but I never ready

yuzedo: Sweerie, today is ur lucky day!
I hereby present: myself!
Send me richad card of MTN 1500 and I can be alllllll yours + 18inches..

Oga! Which one do you want: Richad card,Richard's card ,or Recharge card?

addictiv: That's why men re visual nd women emotional......guys usually pick their sexual fantasies even if she has a bad character or can't cook......while the ladies would pick a loving caring person regardless of how they look.

Your conclusion about men being ''visual'' is wrong.'Cos as against what you were insinuating,men will not go for a physically endowed girl at the expense of one who can cook and has a good character(providing she's not effing ugly).Likewise,a lady won't go for a ugly but caring guy.Unless money is the factor that is actually attracting such a girl.Overall,I think striking a balance is all that matters

Women badt gann ni ooo. Especially those lying types.They'll lie between their teeth,use all sorts of ''swear words'' on themselves come take cry-cry cement am.Only for you to validate later that it was all a lie.
About emotional movies;the only film that gave me a near tear experience was ''John Q'' by Denzel Washington.Nice flick I must say.