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Celebrities › Re: My Bottom Measures 7 FEET Round And I'm Proud Of It!' Sarah by Danhumprey: 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2013
Wow! shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Majority Of Nairaland Guys Have A Profile Without A Profile Picture?? by Danhumprey: 8:39pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dannylux: Alright +1
I even prefer this one. Pretty ebony chick bronzed in chocolate. LMAO



who be harlos? undecided
You don't know? Harlos is her "sweetheart".
Nairaland General › Re: Maxwello Yg by Danhumprey: 7:04pm On Dec 30, 2013
Vivly: Cool! Lol @ the Dayokanu part.
Anyways, good you're back.
I sent you a PM. I don't know what's going on with you or between us,but I'm waiting for the next lie you're gonna give me.
Nairaland General › Re: Maxwello Yg by Danhumprey: 7:02pm On Dec 30, 2013
Vessi: For everybody who was concerned about my where about and reason why I made up my mind to deactivate .Yg, I appreciate the concern you showed and especially friends of Nomski's, didnt get the opportunity to know you guys better then but I see you guys are a great, caring bunch!
Dannylux, thanks for your time, energy and input, they helped mighty much. Suppose I call you the definition of a friend?
I appreciate and am short of words.
Thank you one and all.
*thread closed*
It's no bigie,bro. Atleast you're back. So Nomski will rest and stop worrying about missing you. wink
Nairaland General › Re: Maxwello Yg by Danhumprey: 7:00pm On Dec 30, 2013
Vessi: He doesn't lie.
Oh really?


Damn! You people should help Vessi's ministry by 'liking' his d.p. The guy is cute. He remind me of one of my High school classmate and friend. wink
Romance › Re: She Says NO To You Because You Are Too Handsome by Danhumprey: 6:52pm On Dec 30, 2013
Adaobi12: Maybe its insecurity and low self esteem. I once rejected a guys proposal bcus he is 2 handsum. He is 9ja/jamaican. He tried all culd bt i remaind adamant. He gave up,bt he is my best friend nw. When i say best friend. I really mean it. Jamil.
Wow! Now,that's it! sad
Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Danhumprey: 6:05pm On Dec 30, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Nobody go slap You if You use pidgin oo embarassed

grin
Romance › Re: Help! Do You Think having an Online Relationship Is Advisable? by Danhumprey: 5:51pm On Dec 30, 2013
Spicy tha chiq: Hi guys,
i met this guy on facebook, i confirm all requests, but i dont reply msgs, only when i feel i need to, or triggered by something in the msg.
This guy stays in South Africa, and i notice he has been sndn msgs for long, but i ve alwys ignored his messages. So at a time i replied him, we started chattn...he asked for my number and i gave it to him. When he called he startd asking questions abt marriages and all, and i knew where he was driving at...and that scared me! He came out as a despicado, cause he is 11years older than i am...in his early thirties tho.
Am nt a fan, of guys searchn for wives desperately, cause most of them are alwys looking for the perfect girl, and when they find her they think they are in-love and manipulate them into getting married to them.
To brief the whole thing, i wont see this guy until July or Aug 2014 by His Grace, and he would go bak, cause he is working there.
And his kindof job, is really something i cant cope with...cause he goes away for weeks and comes home in(his hosue in SA) once in a while. He is an Engineer, who works on a ship...so he is alwys onboard, and while onboard you cant get through him. His plan is for us to date online, meet him by July, comes for my introduction dec and get married to me by 2015? shocked
and there is something he does, he keeps remindn me ow many girls wil jump to this opportunity and how i will be making a big mistake if i dont date him, though in a literal way. He claims to be a christian thou...
My problem is, i hate distance! How can i cope nt seeing d person i am dating for mnths? Chai! Dats frustration, especially when you see happy couples around you always and 2ndly, how can i mrry som1 i can only judge based on his online image? I dnt want suprises! I dont know if he is a dirty guy, rude, flirts, judgemental, annoying, lazy etc...is it possible to know all these things without seeing him?
Now to those who met their spouses online, i need advice from you...did it work this way? I mean the distance and time before seeing eachother, are you satisfied you chose him or her? Is this advisable?
Note- i ve been in online and distance rships so many times and it has alwys failed! But this guy is making me feel like, his wil work and i dont wna double date. I know i cant remain single for life by His Grace, but he talks as if he is the Mr.Right, he even said i can alwys come to SA to visit him, but am schooln and my parents will never allow me to go on such a long distance to see somone i ve no idea who exactly he is....please i need your candid advice!
Thanks... And oh! sorry for the epistle.
When I came across the bolded,most especially the 2nd part in bold,I knew what was up. Fact is,real,sincere,true men don't brag about things like that. It's just childish and reeks of desperation.


As per your fears,I believe LDRs can work,but you've got to play your card well. Study the guy well before you take any life-long decision.
Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Danhumprey: 5:32pm On Dec 30, 2013
Harbosede02: Ouch!d op is sum1 is follow,wu knws wu he is??
Please,can someone interpret for me? embarassed
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 5:29pm On Dec 30, 2013
NnamdiN: lol chai Dan I no snatch o. Just welcoming a fresher and fellow tusker
Na so? I no believe you. See as she just the roam over you. Na lie? tongue
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 5:27pm On Dec 30, 2013
BUSY BRAIN: Fastest finger first!
Na so? I no do again! sad
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 5:25pm On Dec 30, 2013
NnamdiN: wats up. When u coming back?

This is my first xmas without my colleagues. Now I understand what people mean when they say uyo is a dry town grin

Akpabio shud hurry up with uyo carnival na
Don't really know yet. Maybe 2nd week of January.
Nairaland General › Re: SEUN I Am Deactivating My Acct Now by Danhumprey: 5:09pm On Dec 30, 2013
Vessi: Loooool.
It's easy to open another account.
Hmmmm. I remember when I deactivated mine months back, just that same night the deactivation button was introduced, I went silently away, nobody noticed, at least I didnt seek attention outta it.
Maxwello.yg. Goodbye!
BTW OP, you are based on religious section so I dont think I would know you anyway.
Maxwell,is this you? shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Am A Beautiful Single Girl, Am Looking For Love here on nairaland by Danhumprey: 5:05pm On Dec 30, 2013
Isn't the OP supposed to be a male? Oh well! undecided
Romance › Re: Picture Of Wizkid With His First Girlfriend Before He Became A Star by Danhumprey: 4:54pm On Dec 30, 2013
Booty butt chic: who did I hate......my opinion,Pusssybag.....and dis post is months ago for petes sake ,don't u have important tinz doin in ur life dan 2 be chekin and comentin on back topics,wrecthed mothafucker!
Take it easy. Be nice. If somebody annoy or insult you,ignore that person.wink
Romance › Re: "Why Do Women Cheat" by Danhumprey: 4:51pm On Dec 30, 2013
Dyt: Aswear with my left nyansh
gringringringrin
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Majority Of Nairaland Guys Have A Profile Without A Profile Picture?? by Danhumprey: 4:41pm On Dec 30, 2013
[quote author=sweet-tease]What did i do huh[/quote]Don't worry. I have seen one of your pretty pics. wink




I just envy Harlos. sad
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 4:37pm On Dec 30, 2013
Emmy9ite: Congratulations! I see greater things in 2014. how come my own Bertadayz is the one getting the MOET? I smell conspiracy. No allow me give you colonel slap oo!!
Your case better. My own Fellycutie,NnamdiN don use style snatch her from me. sad
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 4:34pm On Dec 30, 2013
Emmy9ite: Big Dan! what sup?
I'm good. How business?grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Danhumprey: 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2013
philfearon: ****** WHY MESSI IS BETTER THAN
RONALDO*********
Lionel Messi's close control, his ability to
dribble out of tight situations, his vision, his
range of passing, his ability to leave a trail of
defenders on their backsides, his finishing
from inside and outside the penalty area, his
composure, his ability to remain calm under
pressure and much more all makes him the
best player in world football - and
subsequently a better footballer than Ronaldo.
Ronaldo might be faster, able to jump higher
and smash the ball harder - but that athletic
ability doesn't make him a better footballer
than Messi in terms of technical talent.
Ronaldo is a machine, but Messi was born
with a once-in-a-generation gift.
One of the things which sets good players
apart from great players is their decision
making - and part of Messi's genius is his
innate ability to chose the right option on a
scarily consistent basis.
You will rarely see him shoot when the pass is
available, or vice-versa, which is why Messi
has so many goals and assists to his name.
Ronaldo, though, likes to shoot from
everywhere - even if it doesn't always benefit
the team.
Put simply, he's a lot more selfish than Messi
on the pitch, and this can often hinder both
himself and Real Madrid.
Since the start of the 2009/10 season, Messi
has won the following: three La Liga titles,
one Copa del Rey, four Spanish Supercups, one
Champions League, two UEFA Super Cups and
two FIFA World Club Cups.
Oh, and he's also won four consecutive Ballon
d'Or awards - as well as countless other
individual accolades.
Ronaldo, meanwhile, has won one La Liga
title, one Copa del Rey title, and a Spanish
Supercup.
The Portuguese won the Ballon d'Or with
Manchester United in 2008, but has never
come close to Messi since he moved to Real
Madrid.
Sure, Messi has been part of a better team,
but Barcelona under both Pep Guardiola and
Tito Vilanova had Messi to thank on many -
many - occasions.
As Messi scores more goals, you might
naturally expect that Ronaldo sets more up for
his teammates. However, this isn't the case by
any means.
Messi is a true team player, as his assist
stats indicate. Since the start of the 2009/10
campaign, Messi has set up a whopping 58 La
Liga goals for his teammates.
Ronaldo? Just the 30 assists since his arrival
in Spain for a world record £80m fee.
There's not a whole lot between them,
admittedly, but since Ronaldo's arrival to La
Liga he has scored 152 league goals, while
Messi has netted 17 times more.
Now let's look at goals scored in all
competitions since the start of the 2009/10
campaign.
Messi, in those four-and-a-bit seasons, has
scored a remarkable 244 goals for Barcelona.
Ronaldo, on the other hand, has scored 212.
Story? undecided
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 3:14pm On Dec 30, 2013
Hey guys! smiley
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Majority Of Nairaland Guys Have A Profile Without A Profile Picture?? by Danhumprey: 3:08pm On Dec 30, 2013
[quote author=sweet-tease]Its just two likes from the last time i checked tongue



Anyway, have changed it again but this time am not smiling angry dis one won't even last cos i don't like it angry[/quote]undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Danhumprey: 3:03pm On Dec 30, 2013
Smartie gurl: Merry Christmas to you all!! Missed you guys.
undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Sends Hellfire Missiles To Iraq (Pictures) by Danhumprey: 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2013
udilson: U see if u want to fight insurgent train u watsoever dum pple in us/china/russia nd nt wt so called invaders israel.jonajang...
Zanfara state gov want nig troops 2 trains nd arm vigilantee against arm robbers u crying foul
soo u dump pple wat i'l u call these all am asking is justice
English please! undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Mide Martins Semi-Unclad Pose For A Movie Poster by Danhumprey: 2:53pm On Dec 30, 2013
Where is the damn pix? angry
TV/Movies › Re: Monalisa Chinda's Butt Was Exposed In Kiss "N" Tell Movie by Danhumprey: 2:49pm On Dec 30, 2013
Decryptor: I happened to watch the Nollywood movie Kiss and Tell starring Monalisa Chinda, Uche Jumbo, Desmond Elliot and some other notable characters today. The movie was ok with a mix of both comedy and romance esp with that tall slim dude...dunno his name (Desmond's friend) with his smooth talk and play-boy mannerism. I was so keen in capturing every detail in the movie maybe because i have a notch for interior decor which was prominent in the set of both houses and offices they used on location and in my scrutiny, i saw something that threw me off-edge.

For those who have watched the movie before, it was something that someone may not notice at all but i ddi and if anyone has the video in soft copy, pls you can watch that part and confirm what i saw and also put it up so it can be downloaded in order for me to re-watch that particular scene again.
Bro,you no dey tire? undecided
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 8:17pm On Dec 29, 2013
chiboy429: if una chop all this 1s finish make una keep podge medicine for pocket o,. I nor get muscle carry somebody o.
gringringrin
Romance › Re: Who Will Marry My Brother? by Danhumprey: 8:07pm On Dec 29, 2013
cumpaddre: She means itangry
That's my babe you're trying to flirt with! angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Danhumprey: 5:48pm On Dec 29, 2013
Ribery & Ronaldo deserve Ballon d'Or - Xavi

The Barcelona star feels that Lionel Messi remains the best player in the world but has acknowledged that his rivals have had excellent years

By Enis Koylu
Dec 29, 2013 4:00:00 PM Barcelonastar Xavi has admitted that Real Madridforward Cristiano Ronaldoand Bayern Munichwinger Franck Riberyboth deserve the Ballon d'Or.
Blaugranaattacker Lionel Messi has dominated the award in recent years and though the Spaniard is adamant that the 26-year-old is still the best player in the world, he feels his team-mate could lose out this year.
"Ribery and Cristiano deserve to win the Ballon d'Or, but there's no doubt that the best player now, and of all-time, is Messi. In any case, I don't vote," he told reporters.
Barca were beaten 7-0 over two legs by Bayern in last season's Champions League semi-finals and Xavi is eager for revenge against the Bavarians.
"I hope that if we play each other again we can be more competitive than last year. Obviously we recognise that they are the favourites."
Spain defend their World Cup crown in Brazil next summer and the veteran midfielder has ackowledged that the hosts will provide stiff opposition.
"We’re looking forward to it. We know it will be difficult and especially against the hosts Brazil, who are big rivals, as we saw in the Confederations Cup. We'll try to regain our title."
Look at it! Even Xavi himself has admitted that Ronaldo deserve Ballon d'Or. Messi should go and rest!
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Majority Of Nairaland Guys Have A Profile Without A Profile Picture?? by Danhumprey: 5:38pm On Dec 29, 2013
Dannylux: Sweet-tease.. change your present pic and I'll upload mine. tongue
Seconded! angry
Romance › Re: Who Will Marry My Brother? by Danhumprey: 5:34pm On Dec 29, 2013
Nomski0: Where's his pic.

I'm interested grin grin
You don't mean it! sad
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Majority Of Nairaland Guys Have A Profile Without A Profile Picture?? by Danhumprey: 3:59pm On Dec 29, 2013
crackhaus: Instead of the pretty lass to start crafting her own crush letter to that one dude who's profile she's interested in...

No be crush letter season be this again undecided
Abi o? grin

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