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Nairaland General › Re: Most Desperate, Pathetic And Annoying Nairalanders Listed Here by Danhumprey: 1:28pm On Dec 25, 2013
Polio: Hey TPIA, merry xmas bit...ch

How is it going?

Are you going to bore us with more of your bewitched and bizarre posts today or you are going to keep it sane and real?
grin
Nairaland General › Re: Most Notorious Nairalander 2013 by Danhumprey: 11:48am On Dec 25, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Ogbeni wa, won shepe fun e ni? (Dem curse you?)
Why you dey quote me up & down?[/quote]I just find your comments quite hilarious. Sorry! sad
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 11:38am On Dec 25, 2013
Emmy9ite: This guy the jonze o, come and see what students do with boiling ring in the hostel. I've seen someone prepare soup with boiler!!
There is #50 beans to your rescue, Lol. I don't stay in the hostel but room 51 and 49 are like my second home so I understand the proceedings.
Ironing is allowed.
Lol. grin
Education › Re: University Of Uyo(uniuyo) Students' Chat Room. Great Tuskites. by Danhumprey(op): 11:33am On Dec 25, 2013
Emmy9ite: Esther shop will do, Dan will sponsor everyone's plate of garri and white soup! (Don't ask me why I like white soup )
See your mouth. You too like meat. grin
Romance › Re: Most Annoying Things That Married Women Do by Danhumprey: 11:26am On Dec 25, 2013
breadtom: Dnt blame the ladies here some men are so foolish dat they don't even care abt they wife,women need love,care and attention and wen u don't give dem dat wat do u expect abeg allow the women jare.if the man dnt give her the attention she deserve then the best option is for her to go online and start pingin wit friends.men should learn to be caring and give dey wife the attention Dey hw would u come bck fr work and nt even spend one or two hours wit the wife u claim u love and all u have to do is to give her the damm excuse syndrome of hw busy u were @work or u tink she didn't knw u were busy @work some men need to grow up and stop behaving like babies dis days we have a lot of men who still tink like a child. All in all as a man if u want attention fr ur woman then treat her rite.
Interpret for me. undecided
Romance › Re: Most Annoying Things That Married Women Do by Danhumprey: 11:22am On Dec 25, 2013
skydeep: Why always women? angry
grin
Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Members Who Have Never Been Banned! by Danhumprey: 11:20am On Dec 25, 2013
Banned just once by Jaybee but on appeal the following day,the ban was rescinded. The anti spambot hasn't gotten near me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Difference Between Christmas And Xmas by Danhumprey: 11:13am On Dec 25, 2013
Macelliot: Can't u see or aren't u reading with ur eyes.
They still mean the same thing. Xmas is the short form of writing Christmas. Gerrit? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Most Notorious Nairalander 2013 by Danhumprey: 11:10am On Dec 25, 2013
Austeenx: .
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safarigirl: .
Both of you are cute to be together.embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are You Celebrating Christmas? by Danhumprey: 11:04am On Dec 25, 2013
Iaz93: Why na? grin
How far? Where you been dey?

@topic,bone that thing. My parents just got me annoyed since yesterday midnight! sad
Nairaland General › Re: Most Notorious Nairalander 2013 by Danhumprey: 10:58am On Dec 25, 2013
safarigirl: lol, all this epistle for jobless me? I must have hit a nerve. Merry Xmas dear, and yes, my Xmas is boring
Lol. You this girl,ehn! You an enigma! Funny and sarcastic at the same time. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Most Notorious Nairalander 2013 by Danhumprey: 10:52am On Dec 25, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Hey, is your name tilapia of ota pia pia?[/quote]grin
Nairaland General › Re: Most Notorious Nairalander 2013 by Danhumprey: 10:51am On Dec 25, 2013
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Notorious!
1st Bullet:
Everyone's is a criminal on this site.
Including seun, he's guilty of many offence.
2nd Bullet:
This year has been the toughest for me on this site. Many thanks to seun that can't put chains on the neck of some aggressive mods, eg sexkillz.
I v had issues with Missy_B of celebrity section beacause of Tonto Dike & Laila Ikeji, mukila2 sorry mukina2, that goat called sexkillz & the lovely lady, deols of Islam section.
mukina2 banned me unjustly, I reported to seun, he told me to ask her why I was banned. I asked mukina2, she was looking like a dummy. I reported back to seun, he was clueless like GEJ!
Since that day, I gave up on seun.
As for sexkillz, I v settled his matter in the shrine. You ll pity him next year.
I ll make sure seun sacks him & employ me.
As for Missy_B, that girls is tasteless. When I say someone's tasteless, I mean that person get no value.
As for deols, she apologised, now we are good friends.
Last Bullet:
They said I v a razor mouth. Ngbo, is it true?
Is my mouth sharp? Have I talk too much?
Do I deserve a ban again?
Merry Christmas and have a prosperous new year.[/quote]grin
Romance › Re: Humility: The Lost Female Art by Danhumprey: 10:47am On Dec 25, 2013
alutacontinua: Humility is not a gender thing!
Heck, the pride in some guys is irritating! angry even here on Nairaland, u know dem by their posts!

Both guys nd ladies should learn to be humble and courteous! cool
See another feminist! undecided
Romance › Re: Humility: The Lost Female Art by Danhumprey: 10:43am On Dec 25, 2013
njokusboy: For realhuh In dis era where women are canvassing for equal rights, left , right and centre lyk this....
Humility is no longer a virtue fa, the woman wants her man to cook rice and beans while she gossips with her friends over a bottle of beer...
This equal rights of a thing seem to have done more harm than good, its one of the reasons why divorce rate is very high, our parents lived happily without all dis.. It also explains why men are wary of loud, overachieving ladies.. At the end of the day, men go for women they can live with not one dat is gonna nag them to death...
Plus women are the ones that love marriage most, even a bricklayer can afford a wife but if husband no come for you, ur own don finish... I see them in my church everyday, 30-40 yrs old, wrinkling face, fancy shoes and expensive perfumes praying like their life depends on it, accusing the devil of a crime he didn't commit.. When na dem do themselves... Mtschew... Some of them have turned down good men because he isn't bill gate, brad pitt or adam levine... Or because he doesn't look like me lol... Babes make una wise up...
Lol. You're right. Feminism has really eaten deep into the consciousness of the ladies. And they think it's helping them. It isn't helping at all! Humility,as 2buff said should be the watchword. You ladies don't chose the man you want to marry,but a man chose the lady he want to marry. Be wise!
Food › Re: Ever Killed A Chicken B4 By Yourself? by Danhumprey: 10:35am On Dec 25, 2013
I haven't had a chance to kill a chicken yet. sad
Food › Re: What Will Be Your Favourite Food And Drink Today. by Danhumprey: 10:34am On Dec 25, 2013
It's obvious na. Rice and chicken. But for me,I would settle for rice and fried ice fish and soft drink. wink
Romance › Re: 6 Things Women Notice In Men Right Away by Danhumprey: 10:30am On Dec 25, 2013
Story? undecided
Romance › Re: Is "I'm Engaged" normal as a hard-2-get line? by Danhumprey: 10:27am On Dec 25, 2013
[quote author=Nuzo']It's very rational and respectful to loose interest in a girl who told you she's engaged. Cos like you said, going further would mean you are not only encouraging her to cheat on her fiance but that you could still go for a married woman so far you like her.

That being said, you should note that most girls use that line as a hard to get line. Heck these days, guys even get scared off by a girl who says she has a boyfriend than one who says she is engaged.

If the girl in question looks mature and respectful...allow her some distance. But if she looks like a pinging girl...shes playing hard to get. grin[/quote]You spoke my mind!
Christianity Etc › Re: Difference Between Christmas And Xmas by Danhumprey: 10:24am On Dec 25, 2013
Story! Tell me something! What's the difference between Christians and Xtians? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are You Celebrating Christmas? by Danhumprey: 10:19am On Dec 25, 2013
As for me,I'm in my room seething with anger! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are You Celebrating Christmas? by Danhumprey: 10:18am On Dec 25, 2013
bin gbagbo: i am with my family indoors praying and asking God for forgiveness of our sins.
So how are you celebrating yours?
God bless you, remember Christ is the reason for the season
Accept Jesus today, and your life will never be the same. Amen and God bless you.
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is It Taking So Long To Put A Merry Christmas Topic On The Front Page ? by Danhumprey: 10:16am On Dec 25, 2013
Who invite mad person to this thread? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Most Notorious Nairalander 2013 by Danhumprey: 10:13am On Dec 25, 2013
tpia1: Get a life, this one you have is not it.

If not that r231 is banning me to prevent me from fully addressing you folks' problem while he allows you to roam unfettered in this section, I would take you to the cleaners for sure, just so you stop disgracing yourselves all over nl.

And yes, you forgot to add merry xmas just so we can know how much you're "enjoying" your xmas even though you're spending it on nl.

Lol.
grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Michelle Obama Seriously Discussing A Divorce From Hubby Barack Obama - The Nati by Danhumprey: 10:10am On Dec 25, 2013
This must be a joke! grin
Sports › Re: Mourinho Finally Promotes Kenneth Omeruo To Chelsea First Team by Danhumprey: 10:08am On Dec 25, 2013
Wow! Way to go!
Celebrities › Re: Rita Ora Shows Off Her Breasts In See Through Dress( GRAPHIC IMAGES ) by Danhumprey: 9:39am On Dec 25, 2013
Austeenx: [color=orange]Not today, please.
I don't want to use my vaseline today.[/color]
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Four Hot Unclad Chicks In A Jacuzzi Picture!!! by Danhumprey: 9:37am On Dec 25, 2013
Vessi: Not funny. angry
you played me.
ROTFL.... grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Four Hot Unclad Chicks In A Jacuzzi Picture!!! by Danhumprey: 9:35am On Dec 25, 2013
[quote author=ms_pee]Lol. You got me cheesy[/quote]Even you too? So you want to see a punny? Don't you have one? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Four Hot Unclad Chicks In A Jacuzzi Picture!!! by Danhumprey: 9:33am On Dec 25, 2013
kavey10: Hmmmm, tasty! @OP no bubbles, no Jacuzzi!


Oya I wan confess o! I wan confess o! I thought I was gonna see something "different" from what I'm seeing, chai! E pain me sha. Wicked OP!
grin
Romance › Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by Danhumprey: 4:46pm On Dec 24, 2013
Who would go and create that of the Nairaland cool-headed guys? Abi is it only the females that make up Nairaland? undecided



Gaddemit! This is so not fair! angry
Romance › Re: The Best & Most Cool-headed Nairaland Females By My Rating by Danhumprey: 4:43pm On Dec 24, 2013
[quote author=Donalð Genes]Op those list can't be complete without these duo Vivly(F) and Controversy(F)
Those are my kinda crush- those qirls suppose to be qiven the award[/quote]Bro,your obsession with Vivly is getting over the roof o! grin

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