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buygala:
11- She must have a flat tummy or at least package her pot-belly reasonably well... Personally, nothing turns me off in a lady than a multiple-layered tummy.... it makes me suspect that she is pregnant and is looking to fraudulently Impose the baskad baby on me...

12- Scary eyelashes. ..if we need to see a horror movie, we would buy a 100naira horror movie cd or go to Silverbird Galleria. We don't need girls giving us nightmarish looks and winks with those punk eyelashes . please keep them reasonable

13- Keep your stretchmarks covered.. yes, guys love seeing a bit of skin on a lady, especially around the thigh and boobsy areas. .. But seeing your criss-crossing and zig-zagging stretcmarks makes us want to puke or format our brains in order to remove the offending images .... unless we are about to 'participate in the activity', please keep your strechmarks to yourself... An aroused peniss sees no strechmarks, so it's all right if you unleash such horror on us when it is time for us to insert our sim in your phone

MrCork:
...new?.. She new?....Which new? .... Bro did they ban English teichers in that Nigeria? (no oofense)

SailorXY:
no time wey you no dey log out. e be like say na cyber café you dey always visit

Jesusloveyou:
u saTANiod wants to kill him,d way una kill yar'adua.

osamaBUSH:
is this supposed to be an expert analysis or you are the one with the illness

Enegod:
0P sorry but this post won't get you laid or get you a girlfriend

ITbomb:
I was so disappointed after watching the movie

The movie show just about a typical hair headed girl who ignore the affections of a normal prospective guy who truly adores her to fall for a rich young fool just because she was intimidated by his position and wealth.
And allowed him to mind control her into believing that she enjoys being oppressed. And she doesn't mind being tied up to bed and flogged as long as she was given keys to an exquisite apartment and a car as graduation gift.

A girl who just finished school should be planning ahead on broadening her field not allowing herself to be subjected to total oppression just to answer the name rich guy's gf.

They would have compensated me by showing more explicit actions but like I told chymystique, all I saw was shadows and blankets

dechandel:
Sweerie.. Warrisit

krall:
So it no more "home base" or "peckham base"

This is the price you pay for having the brain of a _cock

Sijo01:
IT, is that you?

TreQuartista:
Demola ti mu weyrey yo.


You beta fill in the gaps with screenshots from Kim K's sëxtape. Awon boys go bless you.

buygala:
Op's moniker sha
*ignores thread and continue my evangelizing



REPENT YE THAT THOU MAYEST NOT PERISH ... IF THOU REFUSETH TO SEEK GOD'S FACE TODAY, THE HOLY SPIRIT SAYETH I SHOULD TELL THEE, O WHORING SONS OF AN ADULTEROUS GENERATION, THAT THY DAMNATION SLUMBERETH NOT

KAWASAKI YAMAHA SUZUKI, LA SOCKS LA CONDOM LA BRASSIERE... HO MAMAMAMAMMAAMMAMAMAMAMAAA

*falls into a divine coma and unfollows thread

leggo:
Will that be all? Your opinion is very important to LVG. He will respond to them when he's done with the 50 shades of grey sequel he writes during matches.

AirborneLacer:
''Everywhere is still/ everything is restless in my heart/ I hate the way this feel/ Arsenal are crashing out in grand style. . .''

Gentlemen this is Rihanna with Suicide.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRq9FssRNZw

Yet another request from an Arsenal fan - Debosky!

London Times has it that he's seeking asylum in Sierra Leone.

sod09:
Abeg who can we beat if we can't beat Monaco oo....I tire for dis useless club
I'm out till DAT useless man leaves
Dis is getting disgracing

Emaprince:
8:32pm...this is the last time an arsenal fan was seen on this thread.