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Demmocrats:
There is a popular saying "If you where not there when the corpses where buried, when you want to exhume the corpses you start from the legs". The people that order and did the killing are telling you how they did it and the number they killed, you Lia mohammed is busy creating your imaginary figures from Nigerian statistics that doesn't exist.


Lia Mohammed elections are over stop all this your craps and lies we Nigeians are tired of it.

True

There was a mistake on this danidee10 supposed to be number 1

i don't know if it's me or everyone else.....but can anyone see a backside anywhere maybe it's behind the chair

Strawman:
I once plugged a USB flash drive to a power bank...

Flash drive spoiled

hahahahahahahaha.........you no get sense i swear

Hope he dosen't Smoke weed or does he?? does he take any drug (codine, tramadol or others), he might be stubborn naturally then it's being enhanced by the drugs he takes, it's very common among young boys today


i think the best thing is to treat him like an adult, if he feels like he is bigger than everyone else, simpley deny him food, shelter, school everything let him go and live on his own...when he realizes that he can't take care of himself then he will come back to his senses and come back home, then when he comes back give him all the conditions for him to live properly in the house and make sure he agrees to follow the rules....if he dosen't don't accept him....don't compromise because of love

Most times the parents can't do this because of the love they have for him, so it's best an outsider does this because the parents might not be able to carry on

Never use violence....violence will only do two things
1. Kill him or injure him seriously
2. Make him more violent and he can kill someone (he will pretend to be ok, then when he has the chance he will take revenge)


The probability of love and kindness working is 10%.....Trust me...he'll keep taking advantage of your love and won't behave himself....be ruthless (but not with violence)

If u like be wowo or be wearing tear tear jeans. Or be looking like karashika and come and woo me...

Try 2go or MTN free message .....thank me later

Good work bro.....I use django but it's nice to see someone making this kind of tutorial....don't get discouraged someone will appreciate this definitely

Balkan:
They should check her DNA I suspect Igbo blood.

if i slap your left destiny ehnnnn

Guyman02:
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Dancing Shoki in celebration of your buying an animal that should have been left free in the wild.
anyway here are some tips to help you to become a good parrot keeper.

1. Obtain a proper cage.
Square or rectangular cages are more appropriate for parrots; they feel unsafe in round cages that do not have corners. Ensure your cage is large enough for your parrot to climb and move comfortably in. Cages should have enough room for perches, toys, food bowls, water bowls, and rest areas. Choose the size of your parrot cage based on the size of your parrot:
A minimum of approximately: 24" W x 24" H x 24" D for smaller parrots
A minimum of approximately 5 ft W x 6 ft H x 3½ ft D for larger parrots
Bar spacing: 1/2" for smaller parrots
Bar spacing: 4" for larger parrots

2. Place the cage in a room where he can interact.
Parrots are social creatures. In the wild, they stay with a flock and maintain constant contact with flock mates. If they are kept isolated they may develop separation anxiety. Parrots like being in rooms where their human flock hangs out.
If you have other pets, you will want to keep your bird cage in a room that can be closed off while you are gone from the house. Be sure that you supervise your other pets around the bird, and keep them out of the room if they are causing stress to the bird.

3 Keep temperatures steady.
Birds can tolerate a large range of temperature, but the ideal temperature for your parrot is between 65 and 85 degrees Fahrenheit. Avoid leaving your parrot in a chilly room or dropping your thermostat overnight during winter. Temperatures below 40 degrees can be dangerous for birds, especially thin ones. Plumper birds can develop heat stress to temperatures above 85 degrees. If you must keep your parrot in higher temperatures, be sure that there is plenty of air circulation.

Part 2: Feeding Your Parrot
1 Vary your parrot's diet. Parrots need a varied diet with a broad range of nutritional value. They should ideally not be kept on a diet of seeds and pellets only, though the bird seed and pellet mixes at pet stores are good to use as the base for their diet. Here are some basics for supplementing the seed or pellet mixtures:
- Do feed fresh fruits and vegetables. Rinse them well just like you would if you were preparing them for people. Many parrots like grapes, bananas, apples, carrots, berries, greens, all varieties of cooked squash, peas, green beans, and more. Be sure to not overdo it on fruit because of sugar content.
- Some types of parrots, such as macaws, love to open the shells of nuts to get the meat out. Try giving your parrot pistachios, pecans, and macadamias.
- Do not feed parrots caffeine, alcohol, chocolate, sugary or salty snacks, greasy foods, raw or dry beans, rhubarb leaves, dill, cabbage, asparagus, eggplant or honey.
- Never give a parrot avocado or onions! Both are toxic to parrots. Avocado can cause immediate cardiac arrest and death in a parrot.[4]
- Feed the right amounts. Small and medium sized birds should have food and water containers that are at least 20 ounces. Large birds should have food and water containers that are at least 30 ounces. Weaned babies and small birds will need extra amounts of food because of their higher metabolisms and levels of activity.

- Have a container for water that’s large enough for your bird to bathe in. Birds will drink out of the same water they bathe in, and this is okay. Be sure not to put vitamin supplements in water even if the guidelines say to do this. The reasons are because birds don’t drink that much, so you don’t know how much they are getting, and because it can cause bacteria to form quickly in the water.[6]
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Avoid cooking with non-stick pans and utensils. This is especially true if you keep your parrot in or near the kitchen. The chemicals used in non-stick cookware can be deadly to parrots when heated above a certain temperature.
Second hand smoke is also very bad for parrots, just like it is for humans. Avoid smoking in the house if you smoke and have a parrot.

Part 3: Keeping Your Parrot Healthy
1 Tend to the cage bottom every two days.
2 Clean and change the food and water bowls every day. Remove the food and water bowls daily, clean them and replace them with fresh food and water.
Remove foods that rot quickly, such as cooked beans, immediately after feeding. Parrots can be especially prone to infections from bacteria, so keeping the cage clean is an absolute necessity
Be sure to use a bird-safe disinfectant for cleaning the cage weekly - these can be found at your local pet store. Regular human disinfectants can be too strong and can harm your bird.
3 Visit the vet on a regular schedule. Some parrots are completely healthy forever, however most of the time when your parrot encounters a health problem, it could have been solved with some preventative vet consultations. Make sure your veterinarian is one that sees birds specifically
4 Watch for health problems. A healthy parrot is alert to his surroundings, stays upright most of the time, and is active. If your parrot starts acting sick, see a veterinarian. Some signs of a sick parrot include:
Deformed, receding, or ulcerated beak
Difficulty breathing
Stains around the eyes or nostrils
Change in appearance or texture of stools
Weight loss or loss of appetite
Swollen eyes or eyelids
Feather problems including chewing, plucking, or thinning
Bowed head, lethargy, being overly quiet

Part 4: Training and Socializing Your Parrot
1 Learn to approach the cage properly. In the beginning, approach your parrot’s cage slowly and without making any loud noises. You may also want to avoid eye contact in the beginning for a fearful bird, so he doesn’t feel singled out by a predator. If you find the parrot trying to bite you, thrashing around the cage, or making other drastic displays of discomfort to your presence, you’ll need to get him accustomed to you:
Go back out of the room and out of sight. Start walking back in, and at the moment of the discomfort response, stop and stay where you are. Do not approach further and wait for him to calm down. Then begin walking closer. If he acts up again, stop and stay still until he calms down. You may need to do this frequently until you can get close to the cage.

Determine treats for your parrot. Training your parrot is a must for giving him the socialization he needs. To determine what foods are his favorite treats, try giving him a variety of nuts, fresh and dried fruits, and seeds. A new parrot may be unaccustomed to some of these foods, so give him a few days to determine which ones are favorites. Once you figure out a favorite, don’t serve it as part of daily meals and save it for training.

Use target training to get your parrot to come out of and return to the cage. The first step of target training is getting the parrot to eat treats from your hand. This may take a few seconds to a few weeks. Simply go to the side of the cage and have a treat in your hand. Wait for the parrot to come over and eat it.
Once your parrot is comfortable eating treats from your hand, introduce the clicker. Begin clicking the clicker right before offering a treat from your hand. Do this every time, so that it becomes used to hearing the click before eating a treat.
Use a target stick (chopstick or dowel) to get your parrot to move to certain areas of the cage. Begin by introducing the stick, allowing the parrot to move close to it, and deliver a click and a treat. Train the parrot to move toward the stick each time by delivering the click and the treat. If he becomes uninterested in the stick, he may be full and you should wait a while until he becomes hungrier to resume training.[11]
Use the target stick to teach your parrot to step up onto your hand or a handheld perch. Eventually you should be able to bring your parrot out of the cage to continue training and/or clean the cage.
Keep all of your training sessions short (about 10 to 15 minutes each time) and only try to train once or twice a day.

Tame your parrot to allow you to pet him. Many parrots enjoy being pet and touched. The first place to start is with his beak. Once he is comfortable having your hand near his beak without trying to bite, you’ll know he is comfortable with you touching him. Bring your hand slowly near his beak. If he looks like he’s going to try to bite, stop immediately. Hold your hand still until he calms down. When you get your hand close to his beak without him trying to bite, take your hand away and give a treat.
Do the same steps with touching his body. Move your hand toward his body slowly. If he seems irritated, stop and wait. Work up to being allowed to pet him. Once you’re able to pet him, give a treat.

Talk to your parrot. Some parrots are better “talkers” than others, but all parrots have the anatomical capability to mimic human speech. Regardless of how well your parrot learns to repeat you, talking to him is an important part of his emotional health, so be sure to talk to him often.
Name certain things to him: when giving him certain types of food, you can say, “apple,” or “banana.”
Associate certain words with your actions. When you walk into the room, say "Hello, Alex" (or whatever your name is) or "Good morning!" When you leave a room, say “Good-bye!” or “Good night.”
Your parrot will also enjoy hearing you have a conversation (even if it’s with him and is mostly one-sided), hearing you sing, listening to the television while you watch it, or listening to music.
Some parrots pick up many phrases, so be careful of cursing or yelling around him unless you want him to repeat unsavory language.[14]

Choose good toys for your parrot. Toys provide mental stimulation and relief from boredom. You should offer toys that have a variety of textures, colors, and sounds. It’s a good idea to rotate the toys weekly so your parrot doesn’t get bored of the same toys day in and day out. Here are some more things to keep in mind about parrot toys:
Choose small, lightweight toys and mirrors for small birds.
Larger birds like to manipulate thicker toy pieces with their beaks, tongues and feet.
Birds love to chew. It is part of their natural behavior to tear things apart. Be sure to check the toys regularly for damage, and throw them away if they are cracked or could break into small pieces that could injure your parrot.

Learn parrot body language. In general, a parrot with an upright stance and smoothed feathers is wary or frightened. Loose, slightly ruffled feathers indicate happiness. A bird sitting on one foot with puffed out feathers may not feel well. All feathers sticking as far out as possible usually mean he’s courting or getting ready to fight. Stretching out one wing and then the other, or a slight tail feather wagging, means he’s feeling happy and healthy. Some happy birds even wiggle their tongues or move their beaks up and down when they see something they like

Must you copy and paste......when did nigeria start having winter...if i slap your left destiny ehn

ShowYourCertificate:
When I ask for Buhari's Certificate you APC guys will be crying. I really want to know what he got in Economics. Buhari is a certified dullard.

Pls explain Hw buhari made the naira drop.....if i slap your left destiny ehn

ADEWEBS:
END TIME SACK.

BUT DOES DAT PUT FOOD ON MY TABLE?
DOES DAT SOLVE SHIITES AND BOKO HARAM PALAVA?
GUY GERARRAIA

U AIN'T TALKING MONEY U AIN'T TALKING SENSE

ADEWEBS PASSING BYE

If I slap ur left destiny ehnnnn

Erums:
Why cry, when u can be joseph

And what do u mean by that

When u can just press print screen on ubuntu... Print screen works on windows too but u won't get the dialog to save the image but it can be pasted in ms word

D only thing I saw is an I mac.who is adekunlegold

That his lawyer is very mad, so what makes dokpesi better than every average Nigerian that he can not stay in the prison an average Nigerian stays

obinnajr:
CONGRATS MY BROTHER.... I PRAY U JOIN CHELSEA TO HELP THEM WIN MATCHES

Which kain wintch u be u want make the boy career end.....he should join arsenal or spurs....checkout the young boys spurs use....alli, dier, onomah, rose, caroll...all having decent playing time and from their academy n Also wenger has a reputation for nurturing talent....not chelshit!!!!

Issokay.....but how will these affect those that work remotely n have the internet to appear as if they know everything

Since 2012!!!....dats too slow na.. Me I want Dasuki and Co own sharp sharp not 2020.

bigtt76:
Den don warn people but dem nor go hear Ow u go light am hold am de wait for explosion? Haba

na so we dey use form badt guys back in the days sha.....but we dey throw am before the last one blow.....but the boy no get sense he wan form baddest guy ever liveth

VampireeM:
Iranu Nonsense.
Lol. It should be Men Chasing the Ladies for Marriage not the other way round... I personally dont even desire any of these Career men listed above cause most of them are Womanisers.. There is more to Dating/marriage than pursuing a man cause of his occupation.

it is your type that will marry politician....i lie??

Ogorode delta state... Steady 24/7 light for 3 months....light only went out for a day Cuz there was heavy rainfall and there was no candle or torch light to buy in the area...Cuz it Dosen't sell there, Ogorode is in sapele

God please let another terrorist group not come out of this all in the name of revenge....why would you kill, three sons of a man and then come back to kill his son and wife again....what did he do to the army, this was the same way they killed the leader of boko haram, that put us in this mess we are right now, now they want to start another one....i don't know what to say.......The followers of this man would never let this go unanswered

Later they claim to be a religion of peace, what were they doing with guns how did they get the guns.....imagine this, army goes to arrest Enoch adeboye. And RCCG members fight back against the army does it make sense...army no be police wey dey shoot anyhow, something must have led to it....if I remember well Jesus Christ never had a sword I don't know if Muhammed had one.

How will dis affect simple server boys

But we have not found his WAEC certificate now??

Kai....I'm starting to suspect that I'm one....sometimes for no reason I just need space n I don't like hanging out like dat

But would this affect me doing

sudo pm-hibernate

or other linux users n general

#Think linux

I use an xperia sp and it's cool Cuz it does all I want...thinking of getting xiaomi or meizu mx4 ubuntu edition.....

liberty300:
When you're in Rome, act like the Romans. When you're in lagos, act like the lagosians

And how is this relevant to the topic