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Diplomaticbeing:
Obviously you're being sarcastic. But if no, then you need a serious thought process reset. . . . don't be like an average American who doesn't believe that other countries and people exists outside the shores of US.

Okra doesn't grow in the south east of Nigeria, only. The best species of okra are found in the US. In fact, in Africa as a continent, Senegal has the best breeds of okra. Thanks.

bros e never reach..like dat na..abi dem 1 still give...u small tin like that...guy.....moreover you are not d owner of d okro....

bros no b much talk...if naija good well well...why u go abroad go stay.....abi rice na okro

Bobbieydeey:
Should the shell be washed after removing the snail?

any how u which to use it. but no use soap wash am

ernesty20:
A friend of mine just met me shedding tears like a baby.
I thought he had lost his mum or one of his relatives but i was wrong.

He suddenly stopped crying but was still sobbing. He told me that he's getting tired of living.

My friend is stammerer. Everybody knows about it. He feels bad each time he finished quarreling with people.

He would stammer when the need to explain what/how the quarrel starts arises. People will laugh at him. His foes will mock him for his inability to speak well. He feels bad though.

He told me that people always mock him whenever he stammers. He started shedding tears again.

I tried my best to console him but i was totally dumb-founded when he told that he is going to commit suicide if his problem persits.

I cautioned him not to think of commiting suicide in his life. I told him that with God, nothing is impossibe in this World, that God who created him knows the best.

I tried to console him with suitable words but words are not comming because i was confused.

Please Nairalanders, i need your advice on behalf of my good friend.. What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs? Lalasticlala

there is a cure for it. tell ur frd to get a snail shell. he should remove the snail inside gently and crack d inner shell. after that, it will look like a cup. he should use it to drink water, within 3 months he is going to c improvements for him self. in 9 months time its over

Graviton2:
You already answered me, Ode.

welcome to d body of christ .lolz

Graviton2:
Thump you, boy. You have nothing I should be scared of. I was hoping you'd pass another of your "christian" blinding curse on me too.

Bear in mind your bible warned you "curse not" and you disobeyed...guess you'll be going to "hell" too.

Oh wait! I forgot all you have to do is ask your "god" for forgiveness and you'll be fine. Christians and fairytales sha.

why should I answer u.wen ur redemption start to night. fair well bro. give me fit back tomorrow. lolz

Graviton2:
You are blind already.

wen pple see were a gun is fired they run for their life's. but woe to him who stand in front of a war. because he may get a cup of his own tea

davien:
How won't they say it's mad when followers are stigmatizing unbelievers?

I don't beg pple to repent.wen some1 who don't know ur father insult him on d way, and u are there presently with him. what will b ur action. watch d next 3hours

Delusiongirl20:
God is a malevolent bully

in d next 3hours ask God for mercy.if not will remain blind

wife of ebele's father

na so. if dem dig hole put cement inside dem go announce am . no b to start am o. make dem use better material complete am and maintain am

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us alway prove their world leadership.$5billion bravo. while host country donating only N4billion. bro $5billion is what I saw ooo

they are greed.imfact they are 1 of the problem of the country. if the President can do it. who are they

Hw their salary take concise u,dem take Ur own join

who sent u to roll with d president grand daughter. a beg dey Ur France. point of correction my president is not a killer

any lady with DAT type of butt. should b crying by nw

men its good. he scrap it out. go and work lazy men. how many years would u live under someone's canopy.

assuming Jega suddenly came out and said: fellow Nigerian, we all knw to well that today is April first. and rilli so sorry to say DAT d election result was prepared 4 dis April fool moment.APC is leading is just abt fooling Nigerian. d true result will b out tomorrow.happi new month

washingtonklef:
Former Barcelona coach Carles Rexach claims
Real Madrid sold Angel Di Maria to Manchester
United because he was ‘too ugly’ to play for
them.
Di Maria joined United from Real for £59.7m in
the summer after helping Carlo Ancelotti’s side
to win the Champions League but Rexach has
made the bizarre claim that the real reason he
was sold was because he didn’t fit in with the
Galacticos’ pretty boy image.
Rexach, who played for Barcelona and coached
the side in 2001, says Madrid president
Florentino Perez is trying to sell an ‘international
brand’ and that includes having good looking
players in their squad. follow link below to read more...
http://www.bumpgist.com/?p=1523

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Reach is very silly.Na face dem take dey play ball. go dey talk anyhow

always feel relax wen watching d world most inform team

I heard something DAT some years back bahuri was d 1 sponsoring 80%of d northerner at d regime of gen.sani abacha. I think or I will like 2 say: DAT at d regime of OBJ,tins were different 4 dem. maybe OBJ made a bargain with dem DAT made dem relax. fulfilled his bargain by bringing d late northern man to succeed him. their plans failed wen he died and also was replace with a southern man. this made dem showed out their ugly faces. fighting 4 reasonless reason. to enforce dem self they decided to hire other. DAT is wat leads to d involvement of other nations terrorist. so so so since a man can't fight his own self GEJ can't b involve. so u can easily guest. I didn't call anyone's name

GEJ till 2019

uncle005:
Girls sef i don't know what is their problem, my girl fit tell me to my face that my AK47 is very small that five of my type put together cannot impregnate her, i thought she was joking o now she doesn't answer my call again and for the past seven month now i haven't see her, she said na my type dey fvck small girls, i can't imagine the kind of life i am living, i don't know how to start another toasting now, that statement is still ringing in my head.

introduce am give this guy na

kendrick9:
take a step back and look at what u just wrote.. first of all try to improve your english... this was quite difficult to read..

English teacher, make nairaland employ u, make u give us English lectures Na. no say we no go sch reach u ooo

Na wa 4 buhari too. Na London dem 1 take do election. Hw many London citizen don run from their country in times of election

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Buhari show us ya classmates

he no get report card to show say e go akara sch. class mate 2 far na

Horlawoomey:
Have you ever wondered why there are many comedians from Warri, they are naturally not serious.

Take the protest serious at your own peril, they are just doing what they know how to do best.

COMEDY

man shut-up deltans are not protesting 4 presidential issue. u hear. make Ur incumbent nature no deceive u. deltans is 4 GEJ. u hear. dey only protest 4 state affairs. no go talk weitin go make u com collect

akinsadeez:
Na to say sorry again dey waka comot o. You no know say anytime wey woman beat man e dey make headline news. No be me dem go put for newspaper d next morning say 'woman beats man to stupor'

lolz u to much u 2 much

akinsadeez:
I will show that I am a Man, a real man .......by gently asking her why she slapped my girlfriend and then saying sorry on behalf of my chic and I

hmm Na so. as u tell her 9 she com give 1 join. waitin u go do

Ollymurs:
Shut ur mouth my friend, it shows u have zero knowledge of the game, dont be spewing jargons here, was benfica a rich club? was porto a rich club? The likes of victor baia, deco, costinha, dymitri alenichev, postiga were those big money signings? He won the champions league with those group on limited funds and also did same with a relatively aging inter side, also with little funds, their is no comparism with him and that clueless old goat wenger. Is ur defination of success 4th place every season? Or going trophyless for 9 years? Only deluded arsenal fans rejoice in failure.

lol