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pocohantas:
I HATE APPLE.

I HATE APPLE.

I HATE APPLE.

I HATE APPLE.

I HATE RED APPLE.

I HATE GREEN APPLE.

The only apple I love is PINE-APPLE.

Once again, I HATE APPLE.

babe calm down

Your first two commenters @riverbird and @kollins11 have just enlightened you about how the mind of an average Nigerian girl operates.

She's just pretending to be a good girl but deep down her mind she's only after the money and not love

Powerbando:
My difinition of love

kondo olopa

Thread for Afonja skull miners.

I'm out of here.

Kobojunkie:
Potatoes or Yam. Or even Pancake, etc. So long as you love what you make, no need to care about anything else.

I suggested cassava, garri, ewa for the op.
Is my suggestion okay?

criuze:
Has bleaching cream finished i. The market

I know some ladies use bleaching cream but then Igbo people are the white Nigerians, Majority of them are naturally light skinned. Both male and female.

Cassava, Garri, Ewa.. Aaarrrhhhh

These scorpions can serve as crayfish inside ur pot of soup. It's highly nutritional, just boil & fry it.

Thread for Afonja skull miners.

Iamdbull:
I no know whether na prayer or na curse

Na prayer.

Arsenal is about win premier league title, then they will move to champions league next season and win the champions league title.

That means automatically you're gonna blow next season. So it's a prayer.

You go blow when Arsenal win champions league. Never give up bro.

In addition to List of BRIDE PRICE for the following ladies

12. Saphiere: 2 coaster biscuit and 1 sachet of pure water.
13. Rozross: 1 bottle of Groundnut and 1 agege bread.
14. Jennyclay: kulikuli & 1 cup of Garri
15. Candidlady: 1 agbado and 1 cassava
16. Magnolia: ₦50 salt and ₦50 Onion
17. Jeon: otapiapia (rat pioson) & 1 cube of Maggi star.

Post a picture of your dick or I don't believe it

LibertyRep:
...and England dealt with them

... and even maguire made an assist.

Just don't mind them jare, those are pained Iran Chelsea fans.

Since you don't understand the meaning, come let me explain it better to you.

Nigeria is cursed.

We can't even score a penalty

realestate99:
Because we are extremely poor not because of Portugal's brilliance, even San Marino will beat this eagles

Honestly, you're right.

No wonder we didn't qualify for this 2022 world cup. Giant of Africa my foot.

I really weep for this country. Nothing is absolutely working in this country.

I already told you people Portugal is gonna rape us today

When you use cotton bud to "totori" your ear by putting it in your ear holes.. The ear holes feels the sweetness and not the cotton bud.

In other words, like my illustration, a woman enjoys sex more than a man. If you carry your gbola (cotton bud) and put it inside her pussy (ear holes), she feels the sweetness more than you.

With this few point of mine, I think I've been able to convince you and not to confuse you that a woman enjoys sex more than a man.

Thank you

Portugal go rape us today.

Shey you dey whine me ni ni ni niiiiiii


Ebuka rock am pass you nw

Prison break

Tinubu brain don decay finish

RedMac:
On a normal day am not even supposed to pity him, but it makes no sense beating or hating on a man that's already down, just wish him well and pray God don't allow worst situation befall you to need pity like him, this life no balance

Honestly, I really pity the actor. I pray he gets help ASAP.

Drug addiction is far worse than any other addiction in this life. I have a cousin who literally sold his Samsung phone worth ₦150k for cheaper amount (₦21k) just to buy drugs. I cried that day.

Drugs addiction is very hard to quit. May God deliver him.

I'm calling EFCC right now to arrest you and your husband.

Na this Buhari regime una dey bake this delicious cake??

@gloryhomemaker abeg give me small plantain and egg make I chop. I take God beg you.

Petyprince:
Your father is sick. If not you wont be typing the rubbish you have been typing since.

You're pushing me to the wall.

If I start with you, na Oga seun go settle us with long lasting ban.

Meanwhile, D.J please give me 3 bottles of cold Heineken.
Bar man please play me violence by drake ft future.

Petyprince:
Ask your father if he watched the match!
U be 1diot oo, U know see how City play dem like the way your lame sef lack sense!

mehn! Lots of people are really sick in this forum. You think you sabi yab? If I start you eehh..

At first you called me a kid, you edited my post and called me stupid now you're trying to involve my father. Hmmmm... I'm just in a good mood today.

Petyprince:
See humanbeing, come and talk again nah.

Baba calm down, I've already know man city will win with penalty. Did you even watch the match?

Candidlady:


Man City

So our security man's salary was given to me yesterday. Was told to pay him today

Used it to play man city win and over 2.5

Mr kabiru Iam sorry

babe your ticket don enter oo!