₦airaland Forum

MadamVanessa:


Give me dark guys with huge, long, black with pink cap and veins full dick please.

Can we hook up? please.

Malory:
Most of the stories here are lies just to seek for attention

Most stories on nairaland.. Na only God know where them dey cook out those stories from.

As in... The stories dey done well.

Apart from me, who else do masturbate 9 time a day.

The fact that you enjoy seeing your fellow guy man dance.. Abeg I no understand. Please explain.

Mariangeles:
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I'm warning you for the last time; DO NOT BE UNFORTUNATE!
You do not go about using words carelessly, when you don't know who is who! Be warned!

See this smally. Go and sit down jare!

He's healed in Jesus name.

I cast and bind every sickness and affliction fashioned against him by the precious name of Jesus.

Sickness die by fire. Die by fire, Die by fire, Die by fire. In Jesus name we pray. He's healed.

Prettygirl200:
Till u go die u no go fit. Why am I even arguing with a small boy chasing clout, Nonsense na ur type deserve hanging.

Well, na normal social media rant you dey rant.

For reality, them never born your papa well to talk this foolish talk to my face. If you no receive black eyes call me bastard.

Prettygirl200:
And that is y u will rot in jail.

Now give me just one reason why I won't raise my hands on you for this foolish statement you said to me? I no get joy o. You dey Mad ni?

SmellySperm:
Person wey no fit even hurt fly. Stop capping boy!

Stay there.

It is what it is Bro.

Corrections:
If people could smuggle cocaine through the officials in the federal airports in Nigeria is it federal Hospitals that is impossible for the doctors to go against the law when they see money?

No mind the fvcking SIMP.

Make E stay there dey defend the lady.

Women never do am strong thing na why E dey yarn rubbish.

Mariangeles:
Why would it be your business you uncompassionate soul?
You only care to be right right?
I repeat, don't allow nairaland toxic likes to lead you astray!
Let me also warn you; never ever associate my moniker with dirty words again, if you don't want to be unfortunate.

Yes. I only care to be right. And I'm not after nairaland cheap likes okay.

The society will always believe you ladies without hesitation, especially when the message is storied around a man treating them bad.

Well, I don't blame your gender, I blame the foolish simps who give you ladies listening hears without questioning.

BTW, who are you warning? Are you stupid? You better respect yourself.

cococandy:
He’s a dumb liar. Abortions are still illegal in Nigeria hence no federal hospital will partake in it.
If he’s saying the truth, let him name the doctor that did it. Ode

When will nairalanders learn to express themselves without vulgarity?

If the lady also claimed the guy beats her with knife and cutlass then let her show us the bruises. If she can't then she's a pathological lair.

seniorgozman:
Exactly my point.

You're a very mumu Simps.

Women never do you strong thing na why you dey defend them. Mumu Simpson.

Death to all simps.

Mariangeles:
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For you to remember the accurate spelling of my moniker, it means I left an imprint on your memory.

While you were at it, you should have told nairalanders that the BEAST YOU EXCUSED BEAT UP HIS HEAVILY PREGNANT WIFE!
For you to even not have found that disturbing says a lot about you.
Do you beat up pregnant women?
Don't let toxic likes from nairaland lead you astray. Watch yourself!

Madam, I still stand by my word, I need to hear from both sides before judging.

Whether she's heavily pregnant or not is non of my business. I need to hear from her husband's side of the story.

I'm a proud woman beater,.. say whatever you wanna say, I don't give a damn fvck.
Some women are so stubborn, they're always quick to verbally abuse their husbands. Their mouths runs anyhow like a community tap.

Don't try that bullshit with me o, I'm not a gentleman at all o. If a woman cross her boundary, I go beat 20 years out of her life. She dey Mad

Kobojunkie:
Abeg Waka pass!

U dey try me abi?

Kobojunkie:
You accused me of offering up an emotional response, should it then follow that you would point this out to me??

If you can't point it out yourself, then I suggest you Go to bed.

Kobojunkie:
What thread are you referring to. Point it out please because all I see is someone trying to seem relevant making spurious accusations.

I should point out? So you can't remember what happened yesterday or two days ago? Why don't you check your mention section.

So, now I'm trying to seem relevant making false accusations right?

Kobojunkie:

A woman claimed she abandoned an abusive relationship and I congratulated her for it.. so what exactly is emotional or wrong about doing that?

Or are you here simply seeking my attention in this??

If you read my comment, you will know I'm talking about another thread, not this thread in particular.

Never you judge by your emotions. One need to hear from both sides.

There was a thread a man was declared wanted for beating his wife... The wife said so many ill things about her husband.

My comment was like "we need to hear from her husband's side of the story before we judge"

You need to see the way funmicoconuts, Kobojunkie, Jennyclay and Mariangeles dragged me like I fvck them for a night and refused to pay them.

Folks, stop judging by your emotions. That gender who bleeds in between their legs are dangerous.

Truvelisback:
True. However, Discrimination and Despising of others is another issue. There are folks who would want to make u feel so useless and unfortunate in life because of their achievements in life.

Bro, I can't never be In a competition with anyone. They can make other guys feel unfortunate but I can never feel so unfortunate.
I'm comfortable with anything I achieve and life has been quite easy for me.

By now I would've be wombless.

Abortion just wan kill me

She dey always tell me say sex no be food.... Say I too dey fvck.

Jay5mie:
Make dem pass her to me

Bro, I dey after you. If you don chop your own finish, abeg pass her to me.

Nonexisting:
I agree. Since I stopped putting certain pressures on myself, my life has been easy. No woman no cry. I live for me and not for anybody else, no need to impress anyone. I love myself more than anyone or anything in this life so I look out for me before others. There are many principles I have now but these are just a few.

Bro, I swear. I belong to your school of thought. You're just like me too.

I try not to put pressure on myself.
I try not to be in a competition with anyone.
I try not to impress anybody.
If you're driving benz,... I'm comfortable driving my camry voltron.
If you're using iPhone 13... I'm comfortable using my tecno.
If you stay in a mansion... I'm comfortable living in my 2 bedroom flat.
If you pop champagne every day... I'm comfortable popping my trophy beer.

Honestly. I try not to feel intimidated by anyone. I hustle to live a good life for myself and not to impress anyone.

Life has been easy bro.

GooodHardDick:
Fire on honourable comrade. Increase the volume to the loudest !!!!!

I swear, No mind those worthless, cheap and shameless bitches. They don't deserve a good guy.

Jennyclay:
Sincerely speaking, you guys need to check your mental health condition.. Aaah!! JESUS CHRIST!!
Damaged men everywhere!!! Puke!!!

Ogun kee you dia.

Treat her like a bitch she is... fvck her like an animal every morning and night. But while doing so, look for a decent girl too and date her secretly.

Make sure you fvck this your current girlfriend like an animal before dumping her.

Ineedpeace:
I will go for young shall grow sir.

Okay. AC bus or non AC bus?

I'm confused here.

Ineedpeace:
By bus sir

Okay. Good is good motors OR young shall grow motors??