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[s] i need opinions from those who started out illegally and have gotten there stay. [/s]

@funky baby
  First and formost let me say thankyou for contributing to my topic as far as travel is concerned am LOYAL.
@All
  Now let me tell you what i know his reasons are so you understand the reason for his decision. The reasons are he is a contract staff with this telecommunication company as in his not a papermanenttaff and he earns btBTW00 and 120 thousand Naira a month. The point is this he sees no future with the company the Thirteenth Month is not much of a big deal cus your entitled to it haven worked with the company for a year so it comes every December. He is less than 26 and owes nothing to nobody. This Guy na my Paddy o. i think  it still boils down to meeting the right click in lonLondond what they can actually do for you as in _{SHOWING YOU THA WAY}.

@FUNKYBABY,OSASP,ANUSULE
Is it possible to study in Londonth a visiting visa. are there schools that dont verify status in tha uk.

shimfe:
Hello Guys,

All your responses are wonderful & very sesible .But what i want to know or ask ratRather that Are you guys saying that if one comes into uk UK a legal immigrant will this be a far better option? And wouwouldu advise that one can take achChance relocate with a work permit visa for instance even if he has a Good paying job in naija?
Please i will honestly need sincere responses to this.
ONE LUV,

Guy u would deffinatly succeed in tha uk UK any visa other than the one which says NO WORK AND NO RECOURSE TO PUBLIC FUNDS.

Well i must confess. i am impressed with the response i have gotten so far. But please this is one topic i know makes a lot of sense pple back here in Nigeria make this mistake all the time. Now let me give two instances.

Instance 1
During my visit to Dublin a friend asked me to stay over at his place so i could keep another friend of his company who was coming in from Nigeria cus he was going to be at work when his friend flew in from niaja via KLM. After the arrival of this Youngman i jokingly asked him how was Ur experience with the immigration officers takin into consideration what i experienced at the Port of Entry his words where MEN THIS COUNTRY FINE O MAKE UNA NO LET ME CHANGE MY MIND I FIT STAY HERE O. Then i asked him what do u do in Nigeria he said he works with CHEVRON

2nd Instance.
Was at a Party sometime a house party of course and i was sampling opinions of pple around somebody bluntly told me MY FRIEND I SEE UR NEW HERE PLEASE DON'T BE CARRIED AWAY SOME OF US ARE TRAPPED HERE AND CANT EVEN FEED THREE TIMES THATS WHY THE INCREASE IN POPULATIN HERE. IF U GOT A LIFE IN NIGERIA GO BACK.

@D10
Thanks my bro am amazed when pple say the can actually use a visiting visa to study in the UK. Is this true?
@Nigerians in tha UK
Make Una tell pple wey dey here the black and white abeg me inclusive cus sometimes it flips through my brain as an option even haven seen the miserable life illegal immigrants are leaving abroad.

Siena:
@ Dan: You're not such a bad guy afterall!

You can post sensibly, when the mood takes you. Just try to bury the hatchet with some members here, and that'll be great!

Thanks My Brother i am not who he thinks i am. And so i felt really bad when my issue was totally Misconcepted don't worry should be visiting by December and i promise i would holla at ya all so u all see DANTECMU. Even if it means visiting Ur houses 1 after the other.

Siena:
Dan, not worth the grief upon detection.

_{And, they will detect, sooner or later. . .}

What do u mean?

Hello Fellow Nairalanders i recently introduced a colleague of mine to this forum. Cause his inbtw making a decision that might end up bothways. Now the issue is this we both work with a telecommunication company in Nigeria he just secured a 6months multiple entry visa to the UK. And his bent on resigning come December 2007 so he could collect his 13th month Pay cheque and all necessary allowances and Disappear to the UK. I have being to the UK and i have seen pple who made it illegally and some others who see there decision as the biggest mistake of there life. Now from those who have experienced it how easy is it to SETTLE AS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN THE UK. What are his Chances on the street. Do You think its worth the show.
Responses Posted on this topic would go a long way in influencing his decision come Dec 2007.
Thanks

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Yea i work with the telecoms was invited for that same interview at AJOSE thats Zenith Bank head office. A friend of mine with another Telecoms company just told me that they should get back to us  btw the 1st and the 31st of Dec cause they plan to start fully by JAN 08. So lets just chill.

Did really want to ignore this topic but what can i do am the bad guy cus i refused to be bullied, Its alright Some hate me some like me but basically do i care NO. Vic has classified me

Dantecmu-The "young" liar caught in discrepancies, a big bragger (a very boastful and talkative person who claimed to have travelled everywhere within a short remarkable period of time)


No wahala he claims DANTECMU is claiming to have travelled EVERYWHERE Na wah o because i don entre him paradise Dublin. Anyway thats not the reason for my reply the reason is this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-73759.32.html

Above is another of his episode of arguments this time around with almighty FUNKYBABY but i guess he got served HOT and then he begged for a peace talk and my FUNKYBABY still ignored him  .

Funkybaby   u too much. Vicjustice may bi u dey think say na one of your easy rundown   Pele o Ur just a FOOL THAT WOULD DIE FOR NOTHING. BE A MAN

[quote author=Armed-Lion link=topic=92769.msg1670792#msg1670792 date=1194821912]fucky idiot, jobless juvenile[/quote]OLODO did u mean FUCKING Idiot. Sorry o MUMU i didnt know JUVENILES grew up in your Family. And by the way where are you relocating to PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL YABA. ODE

[quote author=Armed-Lion link=topic=92769.msg1670484#msg1670484 date=1194813315]ha, what has this personal grievance got to do with travel?[/quote]Its not personal its just another of his Claim for superiority but this time around he was defeated thanks to FUNKYBABY  infact ur now my FUNKYMAMA . lol 

Pls Click on the link Below and see Almighty vic Beg for MERCY. ODE

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-73759.32.html

Quote from: funkybaby on August 22, 2007, 07:42 AM
story !!!! you must be a very jobless and immature man o ! to sit down and explain your marital status and maritial history to me. i ask you?? ode

still boils down to the same thing. you got your stay through her. shameless man!!!

it still explains the baked pototoes that you eat everyday. she's american yeah right !! i can just imagine how ''wowo'' she will be.

are you really sure that you are in Dublin?? if yes, then take a visit to the african foods shop and compare the cost of african foods in naija to the cost of those in UK. since you are so f*cking blind and dumb that you can't read my post and see the word ''compare''. thats the reason why i have highlighted it this time.

olodo rabata


You said before that i married an Irish woman for "papers", and now you asked if i'm trully in Dublin. Wht the contradiction?
You don't have to "imagine how 'wowo' she will be" you can see her by my side with her US soldier brother: Just click my username and the photo is there.
Would you now accept a hand shake of peace from me ?

Thus goes my Experience

My brother My experience was quite intresting but at the same time an eye opener. The first time i arrived London HEATHROW to be precise Enroute Dubline planned to spend a night or two in london but on arrival after immigration oyinbo don direct me go terminal 2 so i could get a connecting Flight to DUBLIN i called my paddy for airport with a call card giving to me by a cleaner at the airport after she helped me with all tha code and bla bla bla i punched in my guyz number it rang and to my amazement he didnt pick up, i mean he knew i would be at the airport at that time second dial no response i said to my self ALL MAN FOR HIMSELF took the next flight to Dublin.

THATS WHY I AM AMAZED WHEN I READ SOME POST ON THIS THREAD ABOUT THAT SAME LONDON.

Tats:
My take on this is always ensure your names match on all your documents especially if you are going international (No shortforms). People have been refused visas for names not correctly matching even when they are genuine.

Said it all. Consistency.

almondjoy:
See the "Vicjustice" of a scholar--correcting the grammar of others? Wonders will never end. Like you are any better?

Thanks i was biggining to think i was alone in this fight for liberation from NAIRALAND BULLIES( KNOW IT ALL)

Vicjustice:
@Dantecmu, you wanted attentions, and i believe i have given you enough. Now, i should let you know that i have more interesting things to do than to debate with a kid. Goodday

Look you dont understand it i aint getting paid if u give me attention from now up on till whenever, Blackmail me for all i care, insult me for all you want but the fact still remains that i shall and will fight you and any other BULLY that stares his head on this forum its amazing how you pple are treated like little godess on this forum am not disputing the fact that i have learnt some few immigration rules from your past post but some times i wonder what gives you the right to JUDGE Pple. i will talk until pple see and understand the devil inside of you. Nigerian like you go get married to an irish MAMA you got ur papers and your acting like you got no skeleton to hide. SHAME ON YOU. You asked for my PICTURE RIGHT, view ma profile thats my ASS in DUBLIN you know DUBLIN when you see 1 i presume.

I can understand why you're some how rude to the other guy here because i'm aware that he publicly stated that your English is not impressive for a "graduate", but he obviously had his reason, though.
[quote][/quote]Always On his Side. Be a Man Please.

No one is maligning your situation, but your stupidity and sheer ignorance which at the moment are your best friend, is not making you to reason objectively and actually think of what exactly you want in life!

My 1 cent to you is this: Go and face your books! Living a life of lies is not worthwhile.
Enuff said!
[quote][/quote]kilon soro maligning abi na wetin u dey talk. (MY STUPIDITY) Guy thanks a lot no wahala i accept am stupid but not as stupid as u are,i know exactly what i want thats why i didnt stay back in london like you and VIC who went as far as puttin my mamas agemate in his house as a wife. Think am noww,GIVE URSELF BRAIN no worry DEC 25th i dey UK no shaking.

My 2 cent to u is this Always respect pples feelings and dont ever i mean ever feel you know it all ur just like any other person ok.

I still they read o i no go deny am,am still studying but may be you should emphasize the study issue more on your child or younger brother ok.
BACK TO TH TOPIC PLS.

mrpataki:
No need to start hyperventilating with words beyond your mental comprehension. Grammar is the correct spelling not ''grammer'' Pay attention to your academics and stop wasting your time at Walter Carrington! So much for a so-called masters graduate, to fail in simple English spelling, and as well an articulate composition of sentence!

In addition kid, life is more than y--y runs! Go and face your books!

The EDUCATED ONE Thanks for correcting me o. URE so perfect abi u TYPE on MS WORD and paste  we aint contesting English here.Grammer or grammar that one concern you i have made my point YOU AINT KNOW IT ALL whats with the go and read. Old man you dont seem to have being paying attention me aint wasting my time in walter carrington am wasting my time in the US embassy the one wey i no go i never claim the one wey i don go they pain una WAZ london built for you alone didnt u meet pple the first time u got there. LOOK OLD MAN LIKE I SAID AM NOT CONTESTING ENGLISH WITH U AM A NIGERIAN NO SHAKING.

mrpataki:
Keep getting disappointed oh! Even when he left the topic closed, you still contributed, so?. Trying to play with sarcasm on me forget it! You have decided to label me with a derogatory word as an Immigration Expert sarcastically, should I retort back in kind? I guess not.

You know you are a well confirmed liar about finishing youth service and having two years work experience at age 23 ! It takes only a genius not resident in Nigeria to do that feat! Your so-called intellectual postings on this forum does not in anyway depict such a feat!

Back to your posse, do you know American citizens who want to come and study in the UK, or even in Europe do not need a visa? Do you even know international immigration laws?

Rather than spending your time cracking your intellectual cloud chamber for lies to keep spraying across the forum about an imaginary entity, I would suggest you go sit down and read! It is more worthwhile to do.
Many thanks.

BIG MAN BIG GRAMMER GO TO HELL. Look You thinkits all about knowing immigration laws me dont give a hoot. Why dont you also go and read do u think cus averybody is all about you makes you a big deal MY MAN RELAX dont have dem big words to write back at cha but like i earlier said GO TO HELL wit ya big GRAMMER.

Vicjustice:
Not only that he claims to have achieve all that, he has even obtained his masters degree as well. . .


This guy DANTECMU stole my number and started a correspondence with me, i thought he was for real, and i was exchanging informations with him for several days until things began to get strange. He told me his name was Nnamdi, and i entered it in my address book, hoping to meet this impressive young dude someday in Dublin or in Nigeria (since i'll be there soon). It became funny enough when i observed him lying each time he contacted me, and so, i suspected that he might have lied to me also about his own name.
 I sent him a text message. . ."Hey friend, what's that your name?" But the poor liar who didn't have a good memory replied childishly "My name is Chuks"
 Then i responded "What was the first name you gave?" The liar (who apparently had forgotten) never replied, and this compelled me to search his profile and his posts to see how many people he has been kidding with, and you all know the results.
 Please, nairalanders, who ever wishes to hear or have knowledge of something whatsoever should avoid guys like this DANTECMU unless you want to believe a lie or a counterfeit fact. Remember, it's better to know nothing than to believe a lie
He's a university graduate, has done his nysc, studied further and has obtained his MASTERS: He has had 2 years working with a "multinational org", has travelled to many countries in Europe and South Africa in the pace of "weeks". . . and he's just 23 years of age

Alright now Everybody knows My names which makes me POPULAR thank you my brother. You claim i stole your number from where did i steal it from MUMU u posted your number on this forum in your usual I KNOW IT ALL WAY  i sent you an sms and you replied me. Cause i refused to be your boy u decided to make me look stupid on this forum but i aint givin u a chance. YOU HAD ISSUES WITH FUNKYBABY ON THIS FORUM  she bluntly told u to shut up which you did  YOU HAVE SUCCEDED IN INTIMIDATING PPLE OUT OF THIS FORUM ITS YOUR WORD AGAINST MINE.  Go through my previous post i dont beg, i have never asked anybody for a dime PPLE should be weary of bullies like you. ALARORO like YOU.
I KNOW IT ALL LIKE YOU NEVER APPLIED WENT THROUGH THE VISA PROCESS WE ALL ARE GOING THROUGH NOW WHERE YOU BORN WITH VISAS IN YOUR ASS. FOOL

Whats Your Point. Your Oga never talk now so u no get point. hold on MRPATAKI would soon reply

Vicjustice:
I observed the same, but fear no let me point finger

Hold on for your BOSS we all know you dont talk until he does so what you do is support his talk so u look important. Ur a man with no BALLS always trying to be with them . Akolawole,mr Pataki,paribus,vor,londoncool,salsera & Funkybabe.

You know nothing, stop your alaroRO

mrpataki:
I am certain there are many kids like you, who run around on the forum, lying here and there. If your name was not mentioned, should not be an issue to you.

It is high time you start saying the truth, just as Jayon your oga has done.

Mrpataki i have takin time to go through ur previous post and am kinda dissapointed in You. Your entitled to your opinion o am a small boy. But was just giving my own opinion which is he should leave the topic open so everybody could contribute i didnt mean to take your shine o immigration expert. As for the you needing a student visa urself whenever u wanna study was i wrong even if u have a british passport you would need 1 to study in the US and you could be denied yourself am i wrong or right i stand to be corrected.

Vicjustice:
Ha, Bros. . ., as if you're a new guy in this forum, you mean you don't know this guy Dantecmumu? You apparently believed him because you don't know him, those who know him know that he's a little boy but a big liar. . . don't mind him. How that side. . , make you halla me, ok?

Mr Vic still expecting your call u said u wanted to have a talk. Anyway insult me for all i care am that small boy that dont give a SHIT bout u. But i did notice that you side the so CALLED immigration Experts so you could be noticed e.g

[quote author=Vicjustice link=topic=89712.msg1641264#msg1641264 date=1193956401]I observed the same, but fear no let me point finger

Thats you. Hiding under the shadow of ur OGAS.[/quote]

[quote author=Armed-Lion link=topic=89712.msg1637309#msg1637309 date=1193860495]imao i wonder how many 23 years old guys in naija have obtained their "masters degree" and have had 2 years work experience. this dan must be a genius, i envy o[/quote]Old man u have not seen it b4 abi, Dont be surprised o thats the situation i be small boy with GUTS make u no shout IMAO ok i did my masters in UNILAG MSC MARKETING. ACHUMBA was The HOD of my department BUSINESS Administration. applied for my masters at the american embassy 2004 10th of august immediatly i graduted served my country in Bauchi all hail WAILO CAMP and am stll in my early 20ss so no shout IMAO. Any question am waiting.

Nice move was at the us embassy some few weeks ago my simple advice make sure you have an answer for all questions on your 156 and 157. Pray to God as in Pray to GOD reall hard nothing is impossible if u can explain to them why u need to visit the US u would be given a visa.BEST OF LUCK.

NB Your uk visa wont really give u an edge cus u havent used it to prove that you can go and come back and u are still goin to be regarded as someone who has not left niaja B4 on yor DS157 when u are asked to list countries you have been to. your visa has not been used so u see.

mayayi:
Hi,
I ve applied for student visa twice and denied because of;
1st refusal,I was denied because i forget to explain what i did for 3 years gap between my secondary;and before i
entered University,in which i explained at my 2nd application.At my 2nd application,i also denied because of my sponsor
biz details.i.e my uncle.Now i want to use my In-law as my Uncle,who is leaving at UK as my Sponsor.Can i use him
and what and what he needs to send to me?I want to pay my remaining balance of my school fees this week.
Your advice is highly needed because i am planning to apply at mid of this month.
10KS in advance.

What ever u wanna study in london why dont you do it in Nigeria or why dont you appeal you have being denied twice. i did my masters in Nigeria in fact UNILAG cause i wasnt granted an F1 visa that was some few years back, You would be denied again and again i'd advice that you appeal and stop re applying. Something am sure about is that no application is 100 percent accurate sometimes the ECO overlook some points and ur visa is granted while sometimes they just give reasons for denial if they dont want you in london. you sound too desperate already and once they understand that you are desperate you could be denied 100 times in a month. thats my opinion though.

And please next time you have issues i;d advice you throw it open instead of mentioning names dont you think new pple join this forum every second and that some with informations might just mind there business and read through. The names of pple u mentioned are just like you too they need visas too to move from there present locations. especially if its a study visa

SORRY

http://www.fco.gov.uk/Files/kfile/Annual%20Stats%20booket%202005-06%20master.pdf

was peruzin the web on the new uk visa forms and am kinda confused was this form introduced to make it more difficult for us especially Nigerians or why was it introduced? Am not too comfortable with this form o even for regulars am not still comfortable. the link below gives you the 2005/2006 statistics of uk visa applied for and issued lagos was particularly alarming.

http://www.ukvisas.gov.uk/servlet/Front?pagename=OpenMarket/Xcelerate/ShowPage&c=Page&cid=1006977150151

siena
sorry dont get ur point.

Nairalanders what are u experiencing or have experienced withing your enviroment and you know deep inside you that naija would offer more. e.g For dublin u buy your nylon after shoppin can u imagin for naija iya basira go dash u nylon o at least naija better pass dublin for that side.

Nairalanders i aint spitting fire but yea naija aint that GOOD but that dont mean we are useless i mean imagine some1 in tukey DISSING nigeria. Na wah oh its not like everything in Europe is perfect now at least when i go southy all through my stay i couldnt make international calls the customer service was messed up too. up ontill i left i couldnt make internatinal calls. For dublin after shopping u buy ur nylon o at least for naija iya basira go dash u nylon make u put your meat. Everything out there is allmost perfect but not Perfect so u guys shud respect naija small abeg.

Vicjustice:
Italian police stop blood-drinking Nigerian gang
By Malcolm Moore in Rome
Last Updated: 3:04am BST 20/10/2007



Members of a Nigerian gang, which initiated new members by forcing them to drink human blood, were arrested in Italy as they prepared to launch a machete attack on their rivals.


Police confiscated a trove of machetes
Police in the northern Italian town of Brescia mounted a night raid to stop the Eiye Confraternity, who are ethnically part of the Igbo tribe, from fighting members of the Bini tribe in Verona.

They discovered a trove of machetes and axes, some of which had been allegedly used to amputate the limbs of previous victims.

“We have been tracking this gang for two years and we arrested the men who we think are the bosses,” said Carmine Grassi, the head of the Police Flying Squad in Brescia.

Five unnamed men, aged between 25 and 35, were arrested in Brescia, Turin and the southern town of Aversa, near Naples. A sixth man, who is already in prison for another offence, has also been served a new arrest warrant.

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Mr Grassi said the Eiye gangsters would be charged with several offences, including running drug, extortion and prostitution rings and cloning credit cards.

“The operation started after the Nigerian government warned us that several gang members had left Africa and spread into Europe. Other members of this gang are active in the UK, in particular, where they can get fake passports,” he said.

“The gang is like a cult. Members all have to wear blue hats, clothing and blue shoes, and they often spoke in patois or code,” he said. “A new member would slice his veins and let out some blood into a bowl.

"The other members would mix the blood with water and everyone in the gang would drink it,” he said, adding that detailed diaries had been found at the scene.

“We moved to arrest them because we heard they were planning a mission to Verona to attack their enemies.

"We found several machetes and axes, some of which had been used to hack off people’s arms,” he said.

“Recently there has been a surge of violence in Turin, with rivals fighting each other,” he said. “We have been working together with Nigerian police to identify the criminals involved. Members of the Nigerian community have also reported several episodes of violence and helped us to infiltrate the gang,” he added.

The Eiye Confraternity is only one of a series of Nigerian gangs. The cult gangs, which have names such as , Buccaneers, Sea Dogs and the Vikings, were all formed at universities in Nigeria, along ethnic lines.

The student gang members often launch vicious attacks on examination day against their rivals, and Lagos University now has to provide an armed guard on campus.

The Nigerian education minister, Oby Ezekwesili, recently said 200 students and teachers had been murdered by gangs between 1996 and 2005. In June 2002, at the University of Nigeria at Nsukka, an armed gang drove three cars into the engineering faculty and opened fire on students sitting their exams.

Whats with u guyz. are there no gang activities in dublin. una don condem naija sha but you 4get that you where born here and that there are worse countries than naija. Abeg u guyz shud stop being what ur not ur nigerians weather u like it or not you can kill urselves and come back another nationality but as far as this life is concerned ur a black nigerian. When our the EX GOV of Bayelsa escaped from london nobody said LONDON SHA.

yea very important it exposes u alot. there is this saying that if u are a nigerian and u dont go to the US probability of makin heaven is slim. lol